2 nights ago it almost happened to me. i was lying on my matress (on the floor) watching some sc2 when for some reason i looked up (over the pillow) and saw a huge daddy-long-legs spider steadily pacing its way towards my face, about a foot away and closing. idk where it is now, i gathered up all my bedding around it and squished it up into a little clump to put in the wash. damn that thing wouldnt even fit in my mouth, idk what he was thinking
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ReketSomething

United States6012 Posts

April 19 2011 19:38 GMT

#42

I should not have started reading this...I'm super scared now...all huddled in the corner with my laptop. I don't think I'm ever sleeping again.

Tullidd

Canada68 Posts

April 19 2011 19:56 GMT

#43

That's totally gross man. Sorry that happened to you.

Once when I was swimming in my pool with my cousin I went to dive underneath the water. As I was diving a fly flew into my ear. It came with me into the water and made the most annoying buzzing sound you could ever imagine. Was a very unpleasant sensation.

OmniEulogy

Canada6592 Posts

April 19 2011 19:58 GMT

#44

I've never been more jealous of people with a huge build up of ear wax... assuming it might stop things like this from happening x.x

Shana

Indonesia1814 Posts

April 19 2011 20:00 GMT

#45

Shouldn't have reading this

Gonna buy earplugs ffs

ptbl

United States6074 Posts

April 19 2011 20:06 GMT

#46

On April 20 2011 02:45 Dagobert wrote:
I once woke up from a moth that was flapping its wings inside my mouth...

Did you eat it?

MTF

United States1739 Posts

April 19 2011 20:08 GMT

#47

The real question is, was the insect dead before or after you squished it with a q-tip?

Comeh

United States18919 Posts

April 19 2011 20:10 GMT

#48

Times like these that i'm glad I wear ear plugs (thank you noisy roommates).

I don't mind eating bugs though - that's cool. Just not in my ears kthx.

floor exercise

Canada5847 Posts

April 19 2011 20:15 GMT

#49

When I was really young we were either throwing frisbees or balls around and one went into this bush, so I bent down to get it and a huge bug flew right into my ear. Well not "huge" but big enough to fit into an ear canal. Half of it broke off and I had to go to the doctor to get my ear flushed to get the other half out

Ayush_SCtoss

India3050 Posts

April 19 2011 20:16 GMT

#50

Lol, that has happened to me a lot of times. Not in the ear only, eyes, mouth, nose lol

canucks12

Canada812 Posts

April 19 2011 20:24 GMT

#51

You had better hope that roach hasn't upgraded Tunneling Claws. Don't want any bugs digging themselves into your brain.

- Ticks are scary.

Disregard

China10252 Posts

April 19 2011 20:26 GMT

#52

I had a huge roach crawl right next to me on top of my PC desk, I was watching a show so I was sitting at a fair distance. I did a double take, took piece of paper and smashed it... It was probably due to the fact that I had my lights closed and it was dark, but it gave me a scare. IT WAS HUGE!

Mehukannu

Finland421 Posts

April 19 2011 20:35 GMT

#53

I remember when I was coming back from a store where i bought an ice cream and when I started cycling back home while eating that delicious ice cream, a fly came from freaking nowhere and flew straight in to my nose.
Luckily I could get it out from there quite easily without much of a problem, but what bothers me still is that, from all the possible places it could have gone, it went to my nose. -_-

ChrisXIV

Austria3553 Posts

April 19 2011 20:36 GMT

#54

Math class at university. Some poor student gets demolished as he presents his "solution".

Suddenly a black blob obscures my vision(I'm wearing glasses). Not really thinking about it I flick it away with my hand. The blob lands on the table and now I notice it's a spider, 2cm big. I HATE spiders. Thankfully my math book is lying inches away and with a mighty blow I squish the spider. Everyone in the room stares at me like I'm some madman and I manage to murmur 'spider' which seems explanation enough for the professor.

tryummm

774 Posts

April 19 2011 20:47 GMT

#55

Maybe you should clean your room? Also, it makes no difference when you multiply a number by infinity (Except 0xINFINITY which makes no sense), or a negative number which just provides you -INFINITY.

HackBenjamin

Canada1094 Posts

April 19 2011 22:41 GMT

#56

On April 20 2011 05:47 tryummm wrote:
Maybe you should clean your room? Also, it makes no difference when you multiply a number by infinity (Except 0xINFINITY which makes no sense), or a negative number which just provides you -INFINITY.

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind bro!

FFGenerations

7088 Posts

April 19 2011 22:54 GMT

#57

On April 20 2011 05:36 ChrisXIV wrote:
Math class at university. Some poor student gets demolished as he presents his "solution".

Suddenly a black blob obscures my vision(I'm wearing glasses). Not really thinking about it I flick it away with my hand. The blob lands on the table and now I notice it's a spider, 2cm big. I HATE spiders. Thankfully my math book is lying inches away and with a mighty blow I squish the spider. Everyone in the room stares at me like I'm some madman and I manage to murmur 'spider' which seems explanation enough for the professor.

haha nice one

GigaFlop

United States1146 Posts

April 20 2011 03:25 GMT

#58

Last night, i had a horrible experience. I was watching day9's funday monday on blip.tv, and i thought i heard a plop. I was eating ice cream, and thought nothing of it. Now, i was eating oreo ice cream and had decided to put a shitton of chocolate pieces on it just because i was feeling hungry. Then, i had two spoonfuls. No problems. But then, the next spoonful i took, i felt a crunch. "WHAT TEH FUCK?" i thought to myself. i tried to ignore it. I chewed once more, but again, crunch. I held my mouth open, disgusted, and spat out onto a napkin. I saw two pieces of something dark, and put them on my fingertip to examine them. Two pieces of a bug. I then asked my mom if i could gargle the highest proof liquor in the house.

Also, i couldnt bear myself to finish the ice cream. D:

jello_biafra

United Kingdom6638 Posts

April 20 2011 03:53 GMT

#59

I've had flies in my eyes while cycling many times and once one even got in my ear somehow, thankfully it was tiny but it's buzzing was still really fucking annoying.

BTW the whole swallowing loads of insects in your sleep thing is an urban legend (thank christ)