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This might be a little gross..
I woke up this morning and the inside of my left ear was really itchy. If there was a mathematical formula to describe the feeling, I would say its itchiness + insanity X infinity. I have had itchy ear before, but I usually just stab inside my ear with a Q-tip, and that solves it, but NOT TODAY.
I tried moistening the end of a q-tip with hot water and let it sit in my ear for a minute, and started swabbing and poking around in there, and when I withdrew the Q-tip, there was pieces of a dead insect...
I believe I have gotten most, if not all, of the insect out of my ear. The itchiness has subsided. I think I am going to start sleeping with earplugs because holy shit.
 
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holy... =.= im never sleeping again.
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O_o
that gave me major chills
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damn...
I remember like 5 years ago I was playing a game of bw and my brothers were doing something behind me. I saw something black fly infront of me for a split second and then I felt a sharp pain in my eye. Thinking it was one of my brothers that had thrown something and it had hit me I yelled "WTF you fucking idiots you just hit me in the eye!"
They didn't know what I was talking about... and then the pain started to get worse. I went to the mirror thinking whatever they had thrown had gotten under my eyelid, but it was hurting so much by that point my eyes were watering like crazy and I couldn't see. I ended up just trying to push it out with my fingers. After a couple minutes the pain subsided a bit and I was able to look in the mirror... and I pushed out a dead fly O.o
One of the most painful things I've had happen to me.
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Geez guys, let's make a pact right now to never post something like this again..
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oh wow ^^
I heard that on average you eat about 80 Insects in your whole life while you sleep, but not that they also die in your ear xD
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On April 20 2011 01:31 qdenser wrote:
hope it didn't lay eggs
O.O
Now THAT'S scary...!
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On April 20 2011 01:31 qdenser wrote:
hope it didn't lay eggs
do you want to traumatize him or something? rofl
Be cool man, your body will protect you.
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Make no mistake...
...Zerg has infested your ear O.O
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On April 20 2011 01:31 qdenser wrote:
hope it didn't lay eggs
It is highley unlikely you will die if it did.
You would be surpised how many bugs you inhale while sleeping. [edit] Brood beat me to it. 
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Creepy!
It reminds me of a story that was in the news a while ago. A little kid was complaining to his mom for a few days that he had ear pains, after which she decided to take him to a doctor. When the doctor looked inside he discovered a big spider + a nest full of spider eggs. That had me paranoid for a week whenever I felt a little itch anywhere.
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I remember this also hppn to many when I was a litle kid
Lucky for me ... because the only thing I was thinking was "thats intersting"
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Brood, please fix that pic! I cried laughing and I'm not even getting to see it all, lol. I want to has that.
edit: nm, image saves just fine. thanks 
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On April 20 2011 01:45 BroOd wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/RxSan.jpg)
Fellow mouth breather here. I've tried falling sleeping while consciously keeping my mouth closed for that exact reason - I still fail hard at it : (
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Lucky for you you weren't awake when it happened. When I was young I got an ant rampaging inside my ear before. Hurt so much it made me cry.
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Did you pull anything out that you can identify? Wonder what type of bug it was..
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On April 20 2011 01:21 HackBenjamin wrote:+ Show Spoiler +This might be a little gross..
I woke up this morning and the inside of my left ear was really itchy. If there was a mathematical formula to describe the feeling, I would say its itchiness + insanity X infinity. I have had itchy ear before, but I usually just stab inside my ear with a Q-tip, and that solves it, but NOT TODAY.
I tried moistening the end of a q-tip with hot water and let it sit in my ear for a minute, and started swabbing and poking around in there, and when I withdrew the Q-tip, there was pieces of a dead insect...
I believe I have gotten most, if not all, of the insect out of my ear. The itchiness has subsided. I think I am going to start sleeping with earplugs because holy shit.
(itchiness + insanity) x infinity?
EDIT: hmm, on further consideration, itchiness + insanity x infinity also makes sense. So be it.
If the simple math thread has taught us anything, it's to remember our BEDMAS/PEDMAS. And that is nasty, lol, I hope everything gets cleared out of there in the end.
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