I woke up this morning and the inside of my left ear was really itchy. If there was a mathematical formula to describe the feeling, I would say its itchiness + insanity X infinity. I have had itchy ear before, but I usually just stab inside my ear with a Q-tip, and that solves it, but NOT TODAY.
I tried moistening the end of a q-tip with hot water and let it sit in my ear for a minute, and started swabbing and poking around in there, and when I withdrew the Q-tip, there was pieces of a dead insect...
I believe I have gotten most, if not all, of the insect out of my ear. The itchiness has subsided. I think I am going to start sleeping with earplugs because holy shit.
I remember like 5 years ago I was playing a game of bw and my brothers were doing something behind me. I saw something black fly infront of me for a split second and then I felt a sharp pain in my eye. Thinking it was one of my brothers that had thrown something and it had hit me I yelled "WTF you fucking idiots you just hit me in the eye!"
They didn't know what I was talking about... and then the pain started to get worse. I went to the mirror thinking whatever they had thrown had gotten under my eyelid, but it was hurting so much by that point my eyes were watering like crazy and I couldn't see. I ended up just trying to push it out with my fingers. After a couple minutes the pain subsided a bit and I was able to look in the mirror... and I pushed out a dead fly O.o
One of the most painful things I've had happen to me.
It reminds me of a story that was in the news a while ago. A little kid was complaining to his mom for a few days that he had ear pains, after which she decided to take him to a doctor. When the doctor looked inside he discovered a big spider + a nest full of spider eggs. That had me paranoid for a week whenever I felt a little itch anywhere.
I woke up this morning and the inside of my left ear was really itchy. If there was a mathematical formula to describe the feeling, I would say its itchiness + insanity X infinity. I have had itchy ear before, but I usually just stab inside my ear with a Q-tip, and that solves it, but NOT TODAY.
I tried moistening the end of a q-tip with hot water and let it sit in my ear for a minute, and started swabbing and poking around in there, and when I withdrew the Q-tip, there was pieces of a dead insect...
I believe I have gotten most, if not all, of the insect out of my ear. The itchiness has subsided. I think I am going to start sleeping with earplugs because holy shit.
(itchiness + insanity) x infinity? EDIT: hmm, on further consideration, itchiness + insanity x infinity also makes sense. So be it.
If the simple math thread has taught us anything, it's to remember our BEDMAS/PEDMAS. And that is nasty, lol, I hope everything gets cleared out of there in the end.
I had a friend who had a bug lay eggs in his ear. He didn't even notice until one morning his ear itched and the side of his face itched. He thought it wasn't anything special though. But, then he went to shave and looked closely at his face and saw very tiny clear things moving on his face...
It's pretty sick, glad that you're able to take most of it out...
lol how fuckin dumb was that doctor. Was that a fake ear or something? The roach was like fully outside of the ear, and he tried using those tweezer things to get it out when all he needed to do was use his hand, then it ended up jumping back in xD
Bugs freak me out, they get into the smallest of openings in a building, or your body *shivers*
Recently I had a GIGANTIC wasp-thingy that was trapped inside come out of the ventilation system at night and when I woke up that morning and went to the bathroom, I turned on the water and lowered my face into the sink.
*AGH* I screamed out loud like a little girl, because BAM there this HUGE fucking killer wasp was trying to crawl out of the bottom of the sink.
Anyway I felt bad for it because it looked like it was dieing, so I let the poor guy crawl on a piece of toilet paper and gave that fucker a proper funeral down the old swirly to the great beyond.
And I swear when I was dreaming today, I heard something was twitching in my right ear like a bug, I woke up because of it but didn't feel it anymore, was it only in the dream?
something like that happened to me before but not as extreme i slept at a friends house in some old room no one used. the mattress i slept on was dusty but by the time i saw it i didn't care because i was so tired. when i woke up all was fine but i felt something in the corner of my mouth where sometimes food gets stuck. ididn't think much of it because i was so sluggish so i just went to brush my teeth as usual. as i was spitting out out popped a junebug type the size of my thumb D:
Man that's disgusting. I remember I saw this ER show where there was a live moth flying around in someone's ear and it couldn't get out, can't imagine how uncomfortable that would be.
2 nights ago it almost happened to me. i was lying on my matress (on the floor) watching some sc2 when for some reason i looked up (over the pillow) and saw a huge daddy-long-legs spider steadily pacing its way towards my face, about a foot away and closing. idk where it is now, i gathered up all my bedding around it and squished it up into a little clump to put in the wash. damn that thing wouldnt even fit in my mouth, idk what he was thinking + Show Spoiler +
That's totally gross man. Sorry that happened to you.
Once when I was swimming in my pool with my cousin I went to dive underneath the water. As I was diving a fly flew into my ear. It came with me into the water and made the most annoying buzzing sound you could ever imagine. Was a very unpleasant sensation.
When I was really young we were either throwing frisbees or balls around and one went into this bush, so I bent down to get it and a huge bug flew right into my ear. Well not "huge" but big enough to fit into an ear canal. Half of it broke off and I had to go to the doctor to get my ear flushed to get the other half out
I had a huge roach crawl right next to me on top of my PC desk, I was watching a show so I was sitting at a fair distance. I did a double take, took piece of paper and smashed it... It was probably due to the fact that I had my lights closed and it was dark, but it gave me a scare. IT WAS HUGE!
I remember when I was coming back from a store where i bought an ice cream and when I started cycling back home while eating that delicious ice cream, a fly came from freaking nowhere and flew straight in to my nose. Luckily I could get it out from there quite easily without much of a problem, but what bothers me still is that, from all the possible places it could have gone, it went to my nose. -_-
Math class at university. Some poor student gets demolished as he presents his "solution".
Suddenly a black blob obscures my vision(I'm wearing glasses). Not really thinking about it I flick it away with my hand. The blob lands on the table and now I notice it's a spider, 2cm big. I HATE spiders. Thankfully my math book is lying inches away and with a mighty blow I squish the spider. Everyone in the room stares at me like I'm some madman and I manage to murmur 'spider' which seems explanation enough for the professor.
Maybe you should clean your room? Also, it makes no difference when you multiply a number by infinity (Except 0xINFINITY which makes no sense), or a negative number which just provides you -INFINITY.
On April 20 2011 05:47 tryummm wrote: Maybe you should clean your room? Also, it makes no difference when you multiply a number by infinity (Except 0xINFINITY which makes no sense), or a negative number which just provides you -INFINITY.
On April 20 2011 05:36 ChrisXIV wrote: Math class at university. Some poor student gets demolished as he presents his "solution".
Suddenly a black blob obscures my vision(I'm wearing glasses). Not really thinking about it I flick it away with my hand. The blob lands on the table and now I notice it's a spider, 2cm big. I HATE spiders. Thankfully my math book is lying inches away and with a mighty blow I squish the spider. Everyone in the room stares at me like I'm some madman and I manage to murmur 'spider' which seems explanation enough for the professor.
Last night, i had a horrible experience. I was watching day9's funday monday on blip.tv, and i thought i heard a plop. I was eating ice cream, and thought nothing of it. Now, i was eating oreo ice cream and had decided to put a shitton of chocolate pieces on it just because i was feeling hungry. Then, i had two spoonfuls. No problems. But then, the next spoonful i took, i felt a crunch. "WHAT TEH FUCK?" i thought to myself. i tried to ignore it. I chewed once more, but again, crunch. I held my mouth open, disgusted, and spat out onto a napkin. I saw two pieces of something dark, and put them on my fingertip to examine them. Two pieces of a bug. I then asked my mom if i could gargle the highest proof liquor in the house.
Also, i couldnt bear myself to finish the ice cream. D:
I've had flies in my eyes while cycling many times and once one even got in my ear somehow, thankfully it was tiny but it's buzzing was still really fucking annoying.
BTW the whole swallowing loads of insects in your sleep thing is an urban legend (thank christ)
FFFFFF i shouldn't have watched that cockroach youtube video.
On April 20 2011 12:53 jello_biafra wrote: I've had flies in my eyes while cycling many times and once one even got in my ear somehow, thankfully it was tiny but it's buzzing was still really fucking annoying.
BTW the whole swallowing loads of insects in your sleep thing is an urban legend (thank christ)
and au contraire did u look at brood's post? must be true.
Ants.. one crawled in my ear while I slept and bit me awake. I tried clapping my ear hoping it will die by concussion but it just bit more. Drove me insane. I think I finally used water to drown it.
One time someone joked to me that on average people eat 8 spiders a year in their sleep only because he eats 48 billion and it made me feel a lot better.
Oh god I hate all of you. I was just an innocent bystander reading this thread and BAM, I see a huge spider like 2 feet away from me. So far I've thrown my phone, a bible, and a magnetic screwdriver at it, in an attempt to kill it. Any other tips?
BTW: I'm standing on my chair while typing this, keeping an eye on the pile of things I threw at the spider. I'll check it in a couple of days or so.
Once I was typing something on my laptop and when I went over to press Enter I felt a weird "crunch". At first I thought it was some breadcrumbs or something because occasionally I eat at my table but the feeling was a little...off. I move my finger over to press Enter again when I notice a tiny little hair-like thingy wiggling around. Thinking it was a spider, which I'm totally okay with, I decided to shake the little bugger out by flipping the laptop over and shaking it. Unfortunately it was a fucking cockroach, which I fucking hate, and it flies out and scampers away. I drop my laptop on my desk and freak out. I reach over to see if any damages was done to my laptop when I realized that the cockroach was still inside the laptop. So I wuss out and call my dad over who ends up dismantling my laptop and ends up finding two more cockroaches. Fun day.
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