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Aylear
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Norway3988 Posts
December 23 2010 01:18 GMT
#1
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Citizen Kane is the best movie of all time; Army of Darkness is the most awesome movie of all time.

Whoops. That's the whole post condensed into one sentence, isn't it, but stay with me - I called you here for a reason.

You see, I'm a big fan of horror, adventure, science fiction and fantasy films, especially ones that expertly blend one or more of these genres to create the definitive experience. To me, some of the most enjoyable works of cinema are the wild rides like Mad Max, the inspired science fiction stories like The Terminator, and spirited adventure films like Highlander and Indiana Jones. From the peak of post-apocalyptic masterpieces to the lamest of sci-fi, from the most spirited adventure films to the most sublime of Japanese horror, the really fun rides are the keepers, and the rare films that genuinely manage to creep me out are worth savouring.



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I was savouring this film from inside the fucking closet



True to the Christmas spirit, I decided to bolster my collection of films involving horrible mind rape and explosions. To that end I spent a few days scanning IMDb and various on-line stores looking for films I've always wanted, or always wanted to check out. The result was a 44-item shopping cart worth $850 and an almost irresistible urge to press the "order" button.



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...Oh, and I'm not done.



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Current list of items in the shopping cart

  • JCVD
  • In The Mouth Of Madness
  • Nosferatu
  • Army of Darkness
  • Zombieland
  • The Call of Cthulhu
  • Re-Animator - Special Edition
  • Tremors 1-4
  • Highlander - Special Edition
  • Blade
  • 1408 - Special Edition
  • Dog Soldiers
  • Daybreakers
  • Dead Snow
  • Heavy Metal
  • Underworld - Rise of the Lycans
  • Ghostbusters 1 & 2 - Delxue Edition
  • Robin Hood - Men in Tights
  • Airplane Collection
  • The Complete Naked Gun Collection
  • Starship Troopers - Special Edition
  • Memento
  • Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Complete Series
  • Monty Python - The Movies
  • Låt Den Rätte Komma In
  • Brazil
  • Kick-Ass
  • Outpost
  • Punisher - War Zone
  • Sherlock Holmes
  • Prince of Egypt
  • The Fifth Element
  • The Neverending Story
  • Dune
  • Mad Max Trilogy
  • Das Boot
  • Wolfhound
  • Oldboy - Special Edition
  • Universal Soldier - Special Edition
  • Escape from New York - Special Edition
  • Dark Water
  • Versus - Ultimate Edition
  • The Wicker Man - Special Edition
  • The City of Lost Children


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When you read that list, you probably said to yourself, "why isn't this movie on there?"

Indeed, why isn't it? And what is this movie and why should it be on there? See, there's a lot of awesome stuff I haven't seen that would be right up my alley. The Wicker Man with Christopher Lee? Supposedly the best non-horror horror film of all time? I haven't seen it. But knowing it exists, I really want to.

So, fellow fans of the extraordinary, what are your favourite films? Which ones should I add to the list, and - if you have the time - why? Of the ones already there, which should I prioritize, and which should I skip entirely?

Recommend whatever films you want, and I'll gratefully look them up. If you want to know more about my taste in films first, I'm happy to oblige. Besides, it's my blog. Talking about myself is mandatory.

Since writing intelligently about my tastes and ideologies would require actual effort, however, I've slapped together this bullet list instead.



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  • Highlander is glorious. The premise of this modern day fantasy movie set to the rocking music of Queen is absurd beyond words, but it takes itself so seriously that it simply works and in the process becomes something completely awesome. In the end, there can be only one.

  • Evil Dead is a great movie. Army of Darkness is fucking awesome.

  • Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior is the second best sequel ever made. The first one is Aliens.

  • Pitch Black spoiled me on good, fun sci-fi horror flicks. Too bad we never saw the Riddick character in anything else ever again.

  • Sleepers is a great movie. Rain Man is a great movie. Forrest Gump is a great movie. I don't want them in my collection.

  • 28 Days Later is excellent. 28 Weeks Later is atrocious.

  • I didn't like Unbreakable. I'm not sure why.

  • The Thing, Evil Dead, The Sixth Sense, Alien, Drag Me To Hell, The Ring, In the Mouth of Madness, and Event Horizon are among my favourite horror movies.

  • If you recommend any PG-13 horror movies I will stab you in the testicles with an ice pick. If you don't have testicles, call me -- I'm a nice and nonviolent person!

  • I'm a huge H.P. Lovecraft fan, which is why it's so disappointing that Lovecraftian films are almost universally bad. Of course, I'll still pick them up anyway. Except for Cthulhu. I heard it uses gay people and social rejection as a metaphor to tell the story of The Shadow over Innsmouth? I mean what the fu

  • Guilty pleasures include Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme, and Van Helsing, Titan A.E., and the Resident Evil movies.

  • Inception is not an intelligent film.

  • Doctor Who, third series, episode 10. Have fun.

  • During the Star Trek vs. Star Wars feud, I was firmly on the side of Babylon 5.

  • I like martial arts movies. I thought Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was a pretentious let-down.

  • I thought Batman was better than The Dark Knight. I thought The Dark Knight was superb.

  • I'm often drawn to great soundtracks. Think ending theme to Gladiator. 1492 Conquest of Paradise. Blade Runner.

  • Avatar barely qualified as mediocre.

  • I like Constantine. I bought it twice. Both DVDs, for unrelated reasons, are unplayable. I'm not buying it a third time.

  • I like Identity. I'd watch it again if I could erase any memory of it beforehand.

  • Day Watch was the At World's End to Night Watch's Curse of the Black Pearl. I MEAN SERIOUSLY IT WAS ALL A FUCKING DREAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME SPOILER WARNING

  • I don't like most Stephen King movies. Same location, same protagonists, same horrible supporting cast. Huge buildup, no payoff. The Langoliers was kinda fun, though.


So please, fellow fans of the extraordinary, recommend your favourite films. If I've not seen them I may do so, and if I do, I may talk about them here from the viewpoint of a fan of the style and the genre. With me, you'd know where I'm coming from.



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Thratur
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada917 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 01:27:08
December 23 2010 01:26 GMT
#2
While Memento is probably one of my favourite movie of all times and my favourite out of your list, I wouldn't say it fits with your style. It's not sci-fi, not horror, not adventure and certainly not fantasy.

But I like your blog, it was very entertaining
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 23 2010 01:39 GMT
#3
Cube: Classic.
Pandorum: I'm surprised more people don't talk about this movie, I thought it was amazing.

Will add more later I hope.
ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 01:51:19
December 23 2010 01:40 GMT
#4
Pitch Black spoiled me on good, fun sci-fi horror flicks. Too bad we never saw the Riddick character in anything else ever again.
Um The Chronicles of Riddick Also I do not agree with your inaccurate biased views on some of these films. I can't really give you suggestions on films to watch because I'm sure my taste and point of view on films is different.
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NrG.NeverExpo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2114 Posts
December 23 2010 02:01 GMT
#5
ChaseR i think he knew about Chronicles of riddick, it was just so bad that one could say you never saw him again Pitch Black was my favorite movie for a long time though.

OP what did you think of The Road? (Viggo mortensen, post-apocalyptic). Thought it was a really great movie for some reason O_O
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ZapRoffo
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5544 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 02:10:24
December 23 2010 02:05 GMT
#6
I can post so many, here are some of my highest recommendations for what seems like your style though, you've probably seen some or many of them.

Apocalypse Now (the greatest movie I've ever seen, mind-warping journey)
Children of Men (SF, near future, brilliant one of the best movies of the last decade)
Pan's Labyrinth (fantasy/realism blend, ditto)
Hero (chinese wuxia, like watching a painting, visually stunning, maybe the most stunning of anything I've ever seen, similar to Avatar though in that the visuals rather than the story is the focus)
The Orphanage (horror, scariest movie I've ever seen)
La Jetée (SF classic, unique)
12 Monkeys (SF, full length based on La Jetée, awesome time travel movie)
Spirited Away (anime fantasy)
Princess Mononoke (anime fantasy)
Minority Report (SF)
The Usual Suspects (mind-bending crime, brilliant)
Gattaca (SF, drama)
Dark City (SF with some dark-ish horror-ish touches, I think up your alley although I hated Rufus Sewell in the lead role)
Moon (SF, cerebral)
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (one of the origins of horror and extremely brilliant, I liked it a lot more than Nosferatu actually)
The Fall of the House of Usher (another silent-era horror that's amazing, visually driven, not so story driven)
The Descent (horror)
Maniac (truly creepy slasher film from the genre's golden age)
Near Dark (Twilight if it were actually sort of awesome and not Twilight)


My notes on your list:
Nosferatu - interesting if you like to see origins of stuff
Zombieland - fun
Ghostbusters 1 - greatest comedy ever? possibly, also maybe the funniest
Starship Troopers - sucked but could be cheesy fun (I hate Heinlein though in general)
Brazil - awesome, really interesting, also a bit depressing
Fifth Element - fun
Neverending Story - if you never saw it as a kid, I thought it's sort of hard to appreciate (I hadn't)
Escape from New York - great atmosphere, creating its world was the best part, the actual action and such was secondary to that and got tiresome
Wicker Man - pretty cool (unfortunately a lot of the viewer's possible dread is dispelled by familiarity with the horrible Nicolas Cage one)
City of Lost Children - great, great movie, must see if you liked Bioshock especially,
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion man
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
December 23 2010 02:08 GMT
#7
Look here:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=141453

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=142018
RIP Aaliyah
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
December 23 2010 02:29 GMT
#8
2001
mucker
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1120 Posts
December 23 2010 02:37 GMT
#9
Jacob's Ladder.

And do you really want to own Tremors 2-4?
It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
December 23 2010 02:49 GMT
#10
Where's the Exorcist?
Brood War loyalist
SlayerS_BunkiE
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada1707 Posts
December 23 2010 02:50 GMT
#11
you mentioned resident evil movies, please also include re degeneration if you haven't watched it yet. i really love it since i'm a leon kennedy and claire redfield fan. that movie is really cool.

i also like saw movies, although i find the latter parts quite predictible and boring. the first and second saw is the best i think.

the orphan and the others are also good horror films for me.

i also like hostel 1 and 2.

and i also enjoy friday the 13th and nightmare on elm street movies.
iloveby.SlayerS_BunkiE[Shield]
Aylear
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Norway3988 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 03:37:06
December 23 2010 03:27 GMT
#12
On December 23 2010 10:26 Thratur wrote:
While Memento is probably one of my favourite movie of all times and my favourite out of your list, I wouldn't say it fits with your style. It's not sci-fi, not horror, not adventure and certainly not fantasy.

But I like your blog, it was very entertaining

Thanks, man! Regarding Memento being on the list, there's quite a few non-horror/scifi/etc movies that made it onto the list (JCVD, Airplane, Prince of Egypt and so forth, not to mention the Monty Python stuff) by virtue of being cheap, me wanting them, and coming across them while browsing the online catalogue. I just didn't omit them for the sake of this blog.




On December 23 2010 10:39 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Cube: Classic.

Hell yeah it is, aaaand... I honestly don't have it on DVD. Problem: Neither did the store, or it would have been on the list. Consider it there for recommendation purposes.

Pandorum: I'm surprised more people don't talk about this movie, I thought it was amazing.

I've heard it's pretty good, and I've heard it's cliché tripe unworthy of the box it's shipped in. I've skipped it thus far for this reason, but I'll probably end up seeing it at one point.

Will add more later I hope.

Appreciate it, thanks!




On December 23 2010 11:01 NrG.NeverExpo wrote:
ChaseR i think he knew about Chronicles of riddick, it was just so bad that one could say you never saw him again Pitch Black was my favorite movie for a long time though.

OP what did you think of The Road? (Viggo mortensen, post-apocalyptic). Thought it was a really great movie for some reason O_O

Woah. I just looked it up and it seems pretty cool. Added to the list, and currently torrenting looking to borrow it from a friend.

Thanks, I'll let you know what I think.




On December 23 2010 11:05 ZapRoffo wrote:
I can post so many, here are some of my highest recommendations for what seems like your style though, you've probably seen some or many of them.

Apocalypse Now (the greatest movie I've ever seen, mind-warping journey)
Children of Men (SF, near future, brilliant one of the best movies of the last decade)
Pan's Labyrinth (fantasy/realism blend, ditto)
Hero (chinese wuxia, like watching a painting, visually stunning, maybe the most stunning of anything I've ever seen, similar to Avatar though in that the visuals rather than the story is the focus)
The Orphanage (horror, scariest movie I've ever seen)
La Jetée (SF classic, unique)
12 Monkeys (SF, full length based on La Jetée, awesome time travel movie)
Spirited Away (anime fantasy)
Princess Mononoke (anime fantasy)
Minority Report (SF)
The Usual Suspects (mind-bending crime, brilliant)
Gattaca (SF, drama)
Dark City (SF with some dark-ish horror-ish touches, I think up your alley although I hated Rufus Sewell in the lead role)
Moon (SF, cerebral)
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (one of the origins of horror and extremely brilliant, I liked it a lot more than Nosferatu actually)
The Fall of the House of Usher (another silent-era horror that's amazing, visually driven, not so story driven)
The Descent (horror)
Maniac (truly creepy slasher film from the genre's golden age)
Near Dark (Twilight if it were actually sort of awesome and not Twilight)


My notes on your list:
Nosferatu - interesting if you like to see origins of stuff
Zombieland - fun
Ghostbusters 1 - greatest comedy ever? possibly, also maybe the funniest
Starship Troopers - sucked but could be cheesy fun (I hate Heinlein though in general)
Brazil - awesome, really interesting, also a bit depressing
Fifth Element - fun
Neverending Story - if you never saw it as a kid, I thought it's sort of hard to appreciate (I hadn't)
Escape from New York - great atmosphere, creating its world was the best part, the actual action and such was secondary to that and got tiresome
Wicker Man - pretty cool (unfortunately a lot of the viewer's possible dread is dispelled by familiarity with the horrible Nicolas Cage one)
City of Lost Children - great, great movie, must see if you liked Bioshock especially,


Holy crap!

I'll respond to a select few of your comments tonight, but I appreciate all of them.

Movies on that list I have include Apocalypse Now, Pan's Labyrinth, Gattaca, and Moon, and you recommending them means I can probably trust your taste in movies to be at least decent. Most of the other films I've heard of, but forgotten exist, like The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. I really should add that to the list, if I can find it. In fact, one moment!

Bingo-bango. Added.

Speaking of, I've heard of The Fall of the House of Usher, but it's so far escaped my grasp.

The Descent is supposed to be good, though a friend whose judgement I usually trust says it's merely okay.

But come on! Starship Troopers is awesome. Who else but Michael Ironside can utter the line "They sucked his brains out" with such genuine gravity and sincerity? Sam Fisher battling the Zerg in the desert. That's all you freaking need.


I agree with most of your notes. Again responding to a select few:

Ghostbusters 1 is in the running for favourite movie of all time. Action, horror, comedy, drama, romance, impeccably written and acted and with awesome visuals. I have it on VHS. Long overdue for a goddamn upgrade.

As for The Wicker Man, I've never seen the Nic Cage version, and I'm giving that particular cinematic abomination a wide berth. I was always planning to see the original, anyway.

Finally, City of Lost Children...

...I mean, damn.




On December 23 2010 11:08 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Look here:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=141453

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=142018


Oh baller, DoctorHelvetica replied to my blog. I love your horror thread (you got me hooked on a lot of stuff in there), and I've read your blog vigorously, so I've seen those posts you linked to already. You're right -- Noroi is a bitch to find. It's gaining popularity regardless, though, which is pretty awesome.

I also gave [REC] to a friend last Christmas (whose taste in movies mirrors mine) who was planning to see Quarantine. I think he owes me for fucking life.

The store did have Onibaba, but for a ridiculous price. Is it worth it regardless?

Finally, there's The Shining... well, I wouldn't call myself a horror fan if I didn't already have it.




On December 23 2010 11:37 mucker wrote:
Jacob's Ladder.

And do you really want to own Tremors 2-4?

Ha! No, not really, but paradoxically the compilation was cheaper than just getting Tremors.




On December 23 2010 11:49 meegrean wrote:
Where's the Exorcist?

Already own the trilogy.




Lastly, to the person who 1-starred my blog like 30 seconds after I posted: Are you really that immature? Are you that self-centered? Does being an asshole give you some kind of rush? The fuck are you doing on TL and why can't I see who you are so I can ban you from my blog?

Edit: Yup. You're that immature and self-centered.
TL+ Member
Jumbled
Profile Joined September 2010
1543 Posts
December 23 2010 04:36 GMT
#13
If you like sci-fi, horror or just mind-blowingly good film making, and haven't seen The Mysterious Geographic Adventures of Jasper Morello, you should click on the link below right now.

HollowLord
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3862 Posts
December 23 2010 04:40 GMT
#14
+1 for Cube. One of my favorite films of all time.
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Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
December 23 2010 04:55 GMT
#15
No Alien or Aliens on your list? They're both pretty reputable scifi/horror films.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 04:57:52
December 23 2010 04:56 GMT
#16
HOLY SHIT our tastes are almost indentical and your movie reactions seemed like phrases came out directly from my mind, WHO ARE YOU!?!

Btw watch Pandorum its FUCKING EPIC

edit: on a sidenote, Pandorum is way better if you are able to suspend disbelief for the main plot and focus on the characters reaction to the enviroment
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
December 23 2010 05:00 GMT
#17
Abyss: Fucking epic movie about underwater aliens..on earth?? O_o?

+1 for Cube.

The Sword and The Sorcerer for sheer "lolwut". It's old, it's cheesy, and...god, I just don't know what else to say about it. Imagine the Conan movie but hilariously bad...oh...wait a sec....

Dead Snow: Nazi Zombie's killing Nords. Honestly, it's pretty standard until the end where the final 20 minutes are just the greatest and most gratuitously horrifically hilarious 20 minutes to end any zombie movie EVER.

Van Hellsing was good. At least I thought it was...

And last, but most certainly not least...

HEAVY METAL


I realize it's a cartoon, but omg, it's just too good, and the soundtrack is to die for.
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FlowerbedOfDreams
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada126 Posts
December 23 2010 05:17 GMT
#18
•Pitch Black spoiled me on good, fun sci-fi horror flicks. Too bad we never saw the Riddick character in anything else ever again.

And its a crying shame, too.

•I'm a huge H.P. Lovecraft fan, which is why it's so disappointing that Lovecraftian films are almost universally bad. Of course, I'll still pick them up anyway. Except for Cthulhu. I heard it uses gay people and social rejection as a metaphor to tell the story of The Shadow over Innsmouth? I mean what the fu

This actually piques my interest. I wonder if it has tense rooftop chase scenes and roaming bands of raging homosexuals. It's probably the other way around, though, which won't be as hillarious.

Unfortunately, I can't really think of anything appropriate to recommend, but I'll add my vote for The Cube and compliment your tastes. Babylon 5 was the shitz!

"SKT is best KT." -Vortok
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
December 23 2010 05:24 GMT
#19
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
An obvious classic. I'm like 100% sure you own it or have seen the edited for tv version at some point. I'm pretty sure everyone has. So many awesome, memorable, and unique action sequences. Pretty sure it won an oscar too, lol. If you haven't seen it and you're a man, please dear god go buy it right now.

THE INVINCIBLE ARMOUR
The best kung fu movie ever. It drags in places like most kung fu movies do, but the action is spectacular and unique. The cheesy western soundtrack makes me want to rip bamboo poles apart with my bare hands and do pushups on my fingers. No one I've shown this movie to has disliked it. Plus the ending is absolutely fucking amazing. If you like kung fu movies, this is one you need to have in your collection or you're a noob.
Legalize drugs and murder.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 05:26:21
December 23 2010 05:25 GMT
#20
Session 9 - it has david caruso and its still good.
Yeah, it's that good.
(it's on netflix if you have it, and seeing the amount you like movies, you should have it)
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AzTec
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada178 Posts
December 23 2010 05:44 GMT
#21
I find this blogs lack of Cronenberg disturbing.

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I don't know why I started off with this one. I don't even know what to say about it. It's a horror film, one with underlying themes that will make your head spin.

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Watch it so you can finally know the origin of this gif:

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Jeff Goldblum and special FX that are still as sickening today, as they were 24 years ago. I can't really think of a remake that is farther from the original then this one. They both have a fly, that's about it.

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I saved the best for last. Don't even read anything about this film. Don't wikipedia, imdb, metacritic, rotten tomatoes, or google it. Just get it and watch it. I can guarantee that when the credits roll and you let out an audible "What the fuck..." you will think back to every other time you have uttered that phrase and realize that it has now lost all meaning.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 08:30:26
December 23 2010 08:29 GMT
#22
omg if you can buy onibaba like a physical copy do SO immediately

especially if you can get into older movies. the cinematography in that movie is so good it's like crack and if you get into that shit as much as I do you'll love it.

with noroi you basically have to pirate it.

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shinwa
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden225 Posts
December 23 2010 09:42 GMT
#23
Well in the subject of horror, I would definitely recommend Paranormal Activity and Shutter Island. I would also suggest that you read the book which Shutter Island is based upon (I think the English title is Shutter Island, but the Swedish one was Patient 67, and it might be the same for Norwegian).
Aylear
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Norway3988 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 12:23:06
December 23 2010 12:10 GMT
#24
On December 23 2010 13:36 Jumbled wrote:
If you like sci-fi, horror or just mind-blowingly good film making, and haven't seen The Mysterious Geographic Adventures of Jasper Morello, you should click on the link below right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vORsKyopHyM

Dude, thanks! I'm checking this out this Christmas. Thanks a lot.



On December 23 2010 13:55 Endymion wrote:
No Alien or Aliens on your list? They're both pretty reputable scifi/horror films.

Well, the list's just what I'm going to be ordering. I already own the entire Alien quadrilogy. The films 1-4 are - in order - great, great, good, and Ron Fuckmothering Perlman.



On December 23 2010 13:56 D10 wrote:
HOLY SHIT our tastes are almost indentical and your movie reactions seemed like phrases came out directly from my mind, WHO ARE YOU!?!

Btw watch Pandorum its FUCKING EPIC

edit: on a sidenote, Pandorum is way better if you are able to suspend disbelief for the main plot and focus on the characters reaction to the enviroment

Haha sweet! It's cool that there's someone else on TL who likes all of these. All right, I'll look out for Pandorum.



On December 23 2010 14:00 Kimaker wrote:
Abyss: Fucking epic movie about underwater aliens..on earth?? O_o?

Heck yeah! I'm sick of people harping on that movie and its ending, the movie's awesome. I was laughing when South Park referenced a scene from Abyss in the three-parter Imaginationland.

Speaking of underwater films, I also rather enjoyed Sphere. It has Samuel L. Jackson going slowly insane, so what the hell.

+1 for Cube.

The Sword and The Sorcerer for sheer "lolwut". It's old, it's cheesy, and...god, I just don't know what else to say about it. Imagine the Conan movie but hilariously bad...oh...wait a sec....

Dead Snow: Nazi Zombie's killing Nords. Honestly, it's pretty standard until the end where the final 20 minutes are just the greatest and most gratuitously horrifically hilarious 20 minutes to end any zombie movie EVER.

Van Hellsing was good. At least I thought it was...

And last, but most certainly not least...

HEAVY METAL


I realize it's a cartoon, but omg, it's just too good, and the soundtrack is to die for.

1: You had me at Conan.
2: Yep, Dead Snow and Heavy Metal are both on my list (and being Norwegian, I may or may not have seen Dead Snow on more than a few occasions), and Van Helsing was awesome. Such a fun ride. Goddamn Hugh Jackman mowing down supernatural beings with a repeating crossbow.



On December 23 2010 14:17 Never_Never_V_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
•Pitch Black spoiled me on good, fun sci-fi horror flicks. Too bad we never saw the Riddick character in anything else ever again.

And its a crying shame, too.

Show nested quote +
•I'm a huge H.P. Lovecraft fan, which is why it's so disappointing that Lovecraftian films are almost universally bad. Of course, I'll still pick them up anyway. Except for Cthulhu. I heard it uses gay people and social rejection as a metaphor to tell the story of The Shadow over Innsmouth? I mean what the fu

This actually piques my interest. I wonder if it has tense rooftop chase scenes and roaming bands of raging homosexuals. It's probably the other way around, though, which won't be as hillarious.

Unfortunately, I can't really think of anything appropriate to recommend, but I'll add my vote for The Cube and compliment your tastes. Babylon 5 was the shitz!


HAHAHA, that's totally how I would make Cthulhu! Balls out!

Figuratively speaking.

And hey, more votes for Cube, but I expected as much. It'd be on the list if the store wasn't out of copies atm.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Cube Zero, and is it worth watching?



On December 23 2010 14:24 Ghin wrote:
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
An obvious classic. I'm like 100% sure you own it or have seen the edited for tv version at some point. I'm pretty sure everyone has. So many awesome, memorable, and unique action sequences. Pretty sure it won an oscar too, lol. If you haven't seen it and you're a man, please dear god go buy it right now.

THE INVINCIBLE ARMOUR
The best kung fu movie ever. It drags in places like most kung fu movies do, but the action is spectacular and unique. The cheesy western soundtrack makes me want to rip bamboo poles apart with my bare hands and do pushups on my fingers. No one I've shown this movie to has disliked it. Plus the ending is absolutely fucking amazing. If you like kung fu movies, this is one you need to have in your collection or you're a noob.

Dude, The Invincible Armour has me with the fucking box art. I really wish it was in the online catalogue I'm buying from.

I'll see if I can find it elsewhere later.

I've already seen the Terminator movies obviously, but yes, classic brilliant scifi.



On December 23 2010 14:25 Comeh wrote:
Session 9 - it has david caruso and its still good.
Yeah, it's that good.
(it's on netflix if you have it, and seeing the amount you like movies, you should have it)

Oh God, that won't work; every time Caruso said anything I'd relieve all the tension in the scene by finishing his sentence with YEEEEEEEEEEAAAH!

Seems okay otherwise, but it's really expensive online for some reason. I'll hold off for now -- too many other movies taking priority.



On December 23 2010 14:44 AzTec wrote:
I find this blogs lack of Cronenberg disturbing.

Sorry, although I did insert a nod to Scanners in my post. But you're right -- there's no The Fly, no Naked Lunch. No Videodrome, but that's because I looked and it cost like $50. But whatever, I added it this time around, as well as Naked Lunch. Never heard of the latter, but I'll trust you, and if it turns out to be a disappointment I'm gonna kill myself and haunt your toilet.



And lastly,
On December 23 2010 17:29 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
omg if you can buy onibaba like a physical copy do SO immediately

especially if you can get into older movies. the cinematography in that movie is so good it's like crack and if you get into that shit as much as I do you'll love it.


Really? Yeah, I found the Criterion Collection edition, which includes:
  • New video interview with writer/director Kaneto Shindo
  • Rare super-8 black & white and color footage provided by actor Kei Sato, shot on location during the filming of Onibaba
  • Stills gallery featuring production sketches and promotional art
  • Rare English translation of the original short Buddhist fable that inspired the film
  • Filmmaker’s statement from writer/director Kaneto Shindo

For what it's worth. I'd be getting it for the movie itself though, which is why I thought the Criterion version they had in the catalogue was very expensive for a film I've never seen that I'd basically be taking a risk on whether it was good or not. But hey, you love horror and I trust your judgement. Added and prioritised. Thanks a lot.



Unrelated, but cool: This blog post about horror films is currently sitting at 3.33 stars. If you've played and loved Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, you are now grinning like an idiot.
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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19133 Posts
December 23 2010 13:06 GMT
#25
I was loving this blog up till:

During the Star Trek vs. Star Wars feud, I was firmly on the side of Babylon 5.


Then I became a fan for life. I rewatched that entire series + all the movies the last 2 months. Best SF series ever. Londo Mollari, nuff said.

Not enough time to respond more indepth on the rest but I might get around to it later, great blog!
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Aylear
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Norway3988 Posts
December 23 2010 13:08 GMT
#26
Jumbled:

I just saw The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper Morello. Very damned nice; it was wonderfully stylized and the voice acting was pretty cool. Plus, I love that kind of universe. That's what drew me to the game Hammerfight originally, which turned out to be a bit of a let-down. The AI was unchallenging and a lot more could have been done with the physics.

Thanks for the link. I liked it.
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Aylear
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Norway3988 Posts
December 23 2010 13:13 GMT
#27
On December 23 2010 22:06 Nyovne wrote:
I was loving this blog up till:

Show nested quote +
During the Star Trek vs. Star Wars feud, I was firmly on the side of Babylon 5.


Then I became a fan for life. I rewatched that entire series + all the movies the last 2 months. Best SF series ever. Londo Mollari, nuff said.

Not enough time to respond more indepth on the rest but I might get around to it later, great blog!


HELL YES Londo Mollari. I'm rewatching the whole series RIGHT NOW, currently up to halfway through season 2. The only reason the list didn't have any Babylon 5 on it is because I already have everything.

As for the series, every time I watch it I see more and more of the foreshadowing, notice more and more which events lead to complications further down the road. The prophetic musings of Kosh, in hindsight... god. It was brilliantly executed.
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AzTec
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada178 Posts
December 23 2010 13:28 GMT
#28
Sorry, although I did insert a nod to Scanners in my post. But you're right -- there's no The Fly, no Naked Lunch. No Videodrome, but that's because I looked and it cost like $50. But whatever, I added it this time around, as well as Naked Lunch. Never heard of the latter, but I'll trust you, and if it turns out to be a disappointment I'm gonna kill myself and haunt your toilet.


If cash is limited stick to Videodrome, it just got re-released (so make sure wherever you're buying it from, it's the 2010 edition, they added a decent amount of stuff this time round) and I know you'll like it.

The Fly is nowhere near as significant.

I don't know what call to make about Naked Lunch. If you hate it at least you still get to see Peter Weller in something other then Robocop!
Aylear
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Norway3988 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 13:46:46
December 23 2010 13:43 GMT
#29
On December 23 2010 22:28 AzTec wrote:
Show nested quote +
Sorry, although I did insert a nod to Scanners in my post. But you're right -- there's no The Fly, no Naked Lunch. No Videodrome, but that's because I looked and it cost like $50. But whatever, I added it this time around, as well as Naked Lunch. Never heard of the latter, but I'll trust you, and if it turns out to be a disappointment I'm gonna kill myself and haunt your toilet.


If cash is limited stick to Videodrome, it just got re-released (so make sure wherever you're buying it from, it's the 2010 edition, they added a decent amount of stuff this time round) and I know you'll like it.

The Fly is nowhere near as significant.

I don't know what call to make about Naked Lunch. If you hate it at least you still get to see Peter Weller in something other then Robocop!


Holy crap, freaking $45 for Videodrome. The only version they have in the catalogue is the Criterion Collection edition, and it's expensive as hell. Most of the other DVDs in my shopping cart averages to something like $13.

No wonder I didn't add it earlier. I'm gonna look for it elsewhere, and I'll keep a lookout for the 2010 release. Thanks for the heads up!
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tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19026 Posts
December 23 2010 14:54 GMT
#30
Cube Zero is....well it's Cube Zero. I enjoyed it. It's definitely better than Hypercube (which sadly, I also like), but if you're not in absolute love with Cube, then it's not a required watch.

Anyway, I suggest Banlieu 13, Banlieu 13: Ultimatum, and Angel-A. All 3 are great. City of Ember is also really good.

Sunshine...ahhh too many.

Also, you still buy movies? You should invest in Netflix or something.
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Aylear
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Norway3988 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 16:58:56
December 23 2010 16:58 GMT
#31
On December 23 2010 11:01 NrG.NeverExpo wrote:
OP what did you think of The Road? (Viggo mortensen, post-apocalyptic). Thought it was a really great movie for some reason O_O





So, I just finished watching The Road.

The film is very dreary and bleak. From the start there's little hope, little motivation but the journey on which they must embark. The brutal reality of a dead world envelops the characters, and the only colour to be found anywhere is in their minds and memories.

Though depressing as it was, it was hard to look away, and bleak as the outlook might be it was still hard to at any time imagine their journey being fruitless and futile. Maybe that's why you're glued to the screen the whole time, even knowing the end can't bring them to some Great Valley where the trees still grow.

There were moments when the film dragged, where I was simply wishing to know how it all ends. Not because it kept piling on the depression, but because you get ever more accustomed to the world and its inhabitants, until there is little else to explore, and there is little dialogue to fill the void. Perhaps they'll find food, perhaps they won't. Perhaps they'll meet someone, perhaps they won't. But you're along for the ride.

I won't spoil the film. I won't say whether or not their personal journey was fruitful. I will say that all the bleakness, the endless grey of a dead world and the hopeless nature of their venture is deliberately emphasised, and you'll know why when you see it.

It's a great film.

But I think I'll watch Spaceballs now.
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MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
December 23 2010 18:05 GMT
#32
Movies I think should be on your list:
Behind the Mask Rise of Leslie Vernon
Trick'R'Treat (90's movie feel, great overall movie)
The Last House on The Left (1972, the scariest most realisitc gore i've seen)
12 Monkies (someone else mentioned it, crazy good psych thriller, you dont know who's insane / what's real)
Dark City (good dystopia)
from your list: Bad!:
Daybreakers bad
Darkwater bad
Underworld bad
Nak Allstar.
Aylear
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Norway3988 Posts
December 25 2010 20:46 GMT
#33
On December 24 2010 03:05 MiniRoman wrote:
Movies I think should be on your list:
Behind the Mask Rise of Leslie Vernon
Trick'R'Treat (90's movie feel, great overall movie)
The Last House on The Left (1972, the scariest most realisitc gore i've seen)
12 Monkies (someone else mentioned it, crazy good psych thriller, you dont know who's insane / what's real)
Dark City (good dystopia)
from your list: Bad!:
Daybreakers bad
Darkwater bad
Underworld bad


I've seen Behind the Mask, and I'm skipping it for now. It's okay -- it's fun and everything, but I'd rarely pop it in to watch it.

I can't believe I forgot Twelve Monkeys, and it's been added to my list. Dark City as well.

Daybreakers is bad? Drat. It sounds cool and I'm hoping there's something of value there because I want it to be good. We'll see when I get it, but it's not a priority.

Oh, and what's bad -- Underworld the series, or just Rise of the Lycans? Because the first movie is seriously enjoyable to me, so if you didn't like that I might still like Rise.

Thanks for the responses, everyone. Too bad this thread is fizzling, but I got a ton of additions. Much love to TL.
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