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Funny joke for today lmao

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GarlicPepper
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States563 Posts
April 01 2010 22:27 GMT
#1
What did the mother say when the waitress asked if her daughter wanted dessert?

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No thanks, April's full! XD

(be sure to sub and rate 5 stars!)

*
Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
April 01 2010 22:38 GMT
#2
I was like (: but after the joke I was like |:
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
April 01 2010 22:41 GMT
#3
How about.....

*Knock* *Knock*

Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo Who?

Car go BEEP BEEP!
Mass zerglings doesnt fail
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
April 01 2010 22:47 GMT
#4
What did one dry cleaner say to the other?

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April Folds!!!!
The6357
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States1268 Posts
April 01 2010 22:54 GMT
#5
why do blondes wear panties?

to warm their ankles :D
2010 worldcup!! corea fighting!!!
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
April 01 2010 22:56 GMT
#6
Why do I enjoy life?


Starcraft 2 Beta!!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 01 2010 23:03 GMT
#7
what did my head feel like after this thread?
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[image loading]
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
April 01 2010 23:06 GMT
#8
On April 02 2010 07:41 Vlare wrote:
How about.....

*Knock* *Knock*

Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo Who?

Car go BEEP BEEP!


omg that joke is incredibly stupid but i LOL'ed hard xD
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
April 01 2010 23:08 GMT
#9
WTF is up with people and their satanic backwards smileys? Fuck your (:
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 01 2010 23:40 GMT
#10
On April 02 2010 08:08 RoieTRS wrote:
WTF is up with people and their satanic backwards smileys? Fuck your (:

OMG AGREE. I get so confused. (: is like.. you're sad, wait, why are the eyes there. Oh, you're happy -_-.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
April 01 2010 23:44 GMT
#11
I found this gem on a popiscle stick yesterday:

Why did the train like gum?
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Because it was a chewchew train.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
April 02 2010 00:17 GMT
#12
I will return to mock you when my post count matches the current year
(>^-^)>
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
April 02 2010 00:21 GMT
#13
Why does the logo of tiger beer always feature a male tiger?
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Because if it were female it'd have to be called tigress beer
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
April 02 2010 00:26 GMT
#14
I rated 5/5.
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APRIL'S FULL!
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-02 00:28:16
April 02 2010 00:27 GMT
#15
I love corny but humorous jokes. XD

edit: Except when you didnt expect a totally silent reaction.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
notsoeloquent
Profile Joined March 2010
United States64 Posts
April 02 2010 00:35 GMT
#16
[image loading]

Poll: Did you smile at the OP joke?
(Vote): No
(Vote): I'm a retard
all this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough
Senx
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Sweden5901 Posts
April 02 2010 00:51 GMT
#17
^ hahahaha
"trash micro but win - its marine" MC commentary during HSC 4
MooCow
Profile Joined September 2008
1434 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-02 00:55:57
April 02 2010 00:55 GMT
#18
LOL the poll was MUCH better than the OP joke!!
I smiled at the car go beep beep joke though.
Making history not reliving it.
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
April 02 2010 01:49 GMT
#19
1/5
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66155 Posts
April 02 2010 01:52 GMT
#20
I'm sad to say I'm a retard
POGGERS
notsoeloquent
Profile Joined March 2010
United States64 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-02 03:50:31
April 02 2010 03:00 GMT
#21
On April 02 2010 10:52 konadora wrote:
I'm sad to say I'm a retard


you are going too hard on yourself, 16 is probably the cutoff here
all this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough
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