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Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-30 03:24:17
March 25 2010 01:48 GMT
#1
Updated: May 29th

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Inspired by the Automated Ban List Blog.

In addition to housing the above mentioned thread, did you know there were 418 (at the time of this post) PAGES of closed threads. There are some pretty hilarious threads in there. I was looking through the last couple of pages and it's like someone slapped me in the face with a fish full of nostalgia.

It's not quite as hilarious as the Automated Ban List, and it requires more effort, but maybe creating this blog will get the mods to make more funny posts when they close threads. Seems to have worked with bans lol.
Lots of stuff that's interesting too. Doesn't necessarily have to be funny to be a good read.

Here's some oldies culled by randomly clicking on page numbers.

First ever closed thread (not made by a mod)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=991

Remember this guy?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=1373
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=2114

Hey, look at all the staff! Lol Zulu.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50662

Is it true? Lol Hotbid.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33126
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33127
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33129

IntotheWow is a loser.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54311

Ban doctor.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=69435

Fuck Rekrul (not what you might think)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=55069

Here's some recent stuff.

Recommended by ETT. Read OP. Read Chill's post. Do it.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118664

Kennigit will punch you in the face.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117325

Kennigit is a pussy.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116722

Sonuvbob wants a beta key.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=113811

Too obvious Tdot
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=113624

We'll miss you AzureEye. No, not really.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=82796

Day has the power?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117120

Lol Plexa
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117103

Post anymore good ones you find!

I'll periodically update the op with stuff from this thread. It'll be in the spoiler below to avoid giant walls of text.

More closed goodness.
+ Show Spoiler +

Bi-est. Fucking hilarious thread.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=128243

REALLY?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=127743

Adaptability for when the improbable but inevitable happens. Lose nothing unnecessarily. Chinese triangles.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=88869

Smuft vs Idra. Honestly, everyone should be familiar with this topic, but those who aren't....start on page 25 or so.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117936

Closest game of Starcraft ever. Also the dumbest.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118312

Dead rat + chopstick = ?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=112851

"This is not what I was expecting from the thread title."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=91818

Compete to give me a beta key! (me first though)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116666

Spartan always delivers.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117333

Invincible..... not.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117749

YOUR DICK
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=114477

Tired of girlfriend.....time to rape her.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=110255

1. MC lurkers 2. ??? 3. Profit
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117974

I can beat Flash too.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117970

SaddleS is back. So is Chill.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118504

Awwwwww Yeeeeee.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118509

No No No NO No. Top US East Protoss user lol.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118670

Calling Fakesteve.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119406

How do you wipe?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119404

Hivemind. Also leads you to the tdot ban that started it all.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119517

Sandals? Everyone should know this thread by now. ETT mixes it up a bit at the end though.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119270

Manlifesto
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119490&currentpage=2
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119453&currentpage=5


More oldies
+ Show Spoiler +

Read Day's post. Do it. WICKER BASKET!!!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=69181&currentpage=4

Flame Rekrul!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=65454


Not closed but still funny.
+ Show Spoiler +

How to make a graph. By baller and Chill.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=117025

T-Rex > Superiorwolves?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=101891

Kollllllllllllllllllllll!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=80284

Do progamers play Lost Temple anymore?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=80754


****
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
March 25 2010 01:56 GMT
#2
lmao ban doctor...i def gonna look through all these :D
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
March 25 2010 02:00 GMT
#3
The closed thread forum has been great ever since the SC2 beta was released
I drop suckas like Plinko
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
March 25 2010 02:01 GMT
#4
This thread...will never understand...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=112851
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
March 25 2010 02:07 GMT
#5
LOL dead rat

Also, I think this is a good idea, I've always wanted to laugh at many closed threads in which I never got the chance to post
nicoaldo
Profile Joined March 2009
Argentina939 Posts
March 25 2010 02:11 GMT
#6
HAHA ban doctor and day has the power are so good
HaruHaru
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States988 Posts
March 25 2010 02:15 GMT
#7
haha this is a good idea! the closed thread about the banking system in sc2 was hilarious as well.
Long live BroodWar!
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
March 25 2010 02:20 GMT
#8
This is some good shit right here.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
March 25 2010 02:21 GMT
#9
wtf @ rat

stick the chopstick through the rat so you can use the rats nose..this isnt difficult
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
March 25 2010 02:25 GMT
#10
Lol~ Ban doctor made me laugh~
this is my quote.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
March 25 2010 02:31 GMT
#11
I'm pretty sure gnoll made a blog in 09 about finally meeting Tossgirl.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
March 25 2010 02:33 GMT
#12
On March 25 2010 11:31 deathgod6 wrote:
I'm pretty sure gnoll made a blog in 09 about finally meeting Tossgirl.


doesn't show him having any blogs at all
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
March 25 2010 02:46 GMT
#13
I remember seeing it in the spotlight. It was ridiculously funny. It was like 5 years later, either a long troll or he was serious. Either way, responses were good.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
March 25 2010 02:56 GMT
#14
ROFL at the plexa homework thread, hadn't seen that
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
March 25 2010 02:57 GMT
#15
On March 25 2010 11:33 zealing wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 25 2010 11:31 deathgod6 wrote:
I'm pretty sure gnoll made a blog in 09 about finally meeting Tossgirl.


doesn't show him having any blogs at all


It was made by gnoii posing. He bumped the thread that said he was searching for tossgirl. People seem to believe it was the real guy, he did put on a good impression if it wasn't.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
March 25 2010 03:35 GMT
#16
Good catch! Missed the Plexa homework thread. Might be worth listing any funny closed threads.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
March 25 2010 03:38 GMT
#17
I don't know what got to Plexa to make that thread

epic procrastination?
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
March 25 2010 03:39 GMT
#18
Great thread, please keep us updated guys.

LOL @ Plexa's thread.
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
March 25 2010 04:03 GMT
#19
I found one :D

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=91818

"This is not what I was expecting from the thread title" ^_^
Can you feel the rush?
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
March 25 2010 04:25 GMT
#20
On March 25 2010 13:03 sYz-Adrenaline wrote:
I found one :D

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=91818

"This is not what I was expecting from the thread title" ^_^


lol i would like that FAIL one...
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
March 25 2010 04:49 GMT
#21
Oh yeah, if you're just looking for comedy/really bad threads, often threads that the mods actually post in (you can see if last post is by a mod) are particularly egregious.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
March 25 2010 06:01 GMT
#22
hmm

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=80284

the infamous "troll that is not a troll"
Writer
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
March 26 2010 00:03 GMT
#23
Heh, Kolll's first posts. I remember that.

The thread isn't closed though lol, so I dunno if it would belong in here.
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
March 26 2010 14:21 GMT
#24
Haha, need to bump this.
Chill and Kennigit teaming up in a couple of nice threads.

Kennigit will punch you in the face.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117325

Spartan always delivers.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117333
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
March 30 2010 20:16 GMT
#25
Incontrol rocked this blog. Not sure if it's relevant to your intentions with this thread. Also, if we listed all of incontrol's posts in closed threads, it might require it's own thread.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
March 30 2010 22:22 GMT
#26
Charlie murphy needs some love
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=114477
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Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
March 30 2010 22:43 GMT
#27
On March 25 2010 13:03 sYz-Adrenaline wrote:
I found one :D

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=91818

"This is not what I was expecting from the thread title" ^_^

Haha, I would love that emoticon.
# http://nkspartan.com (web engineer)
# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
March 31 2010 03:19 GMT
#28
I laughed :D
Old Sagat
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States42 Posts
March 31 2010 17:44 GMT
#29
Obvious, but funny, Tdot...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=110255
if it isn't obvious, the above is a post I made to TL
Old Sagat
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States42 Posts
March 31 2010 17:46 GMT
#30
Oh, and I don't know if it's closed, but it's fucking awesome so I'm going to included it:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=101891
if it isn't obvious, the above is a post I made to TL
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-01 02:54:57
April 01 2010 02:48 GMT
#31
On April 01 2010 02:46 Old Sagat wrote:
Oh, and I don't know if it's closed, but it's fucking awesome so I'm going to included it:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=101891


Haha, I started a section in the OP for non-closed "old" posts that are funny.
Also, it'll say if a thread is closed at the top. Like "Forum index > Closed".

Also, don't know how I missed seeing this one.

1. MC lurkers 2. ??? 3. Profit
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117974
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
April 01 2010 05:04 GMT
#32
On March 31 2010 07:22 Comeh wrote:
Charlie murphy needs some love
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=114477


I remember what that was for lol... Some guy was complaining that his dick curves down and CM was trying to prove that its more normal than he thinks. Taken out of context its so random though...
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
April 01 2010 05:21 GMT
#33
Also I want to draw attention to this gem...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=55069
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
April 06 2010 00:10 GMT
#34
For anyone who hasn't seen this yet.

I can beat Flash too.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117970
Also reference this thread for more lulz. Not closed (yet)
Do progamers play Lost Temple anymore?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=80754

and

SaddleS is back. So is Chill.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118504
SniperVul5
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada166 Posts
April 06 2010 04:01 GMT
#35
Wasn't there one closed thread about a student who wrote a very LONG email to his professor as to why he should get a D+ in English rather than a fail. It was so full of fail and he was only fighting for a D+ in a class.

Wondering if anyone knows where that one is?
Assault_1
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1950 Posts
April 06 2010 04:35 GMT
#36
this one cracked me up

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=114691
HDstarcraft
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States577 Posts
April 06 2010 06:45 GMT
#37
Ok so the one about girlfriend and rape fantasy was VERY funny haha
YouTube.com/HDstarcraft
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
April 06 2010 16:00 GMT
#38
On April 06 2010 15:45 HDstarcraft wrote:
Ok so the one about girlfriend and rape fantasy was VERY funny haha


Tdot in general is a very funny guy, most of his trolls are hilarious.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
April 06 2010 16:33 GMT
#39
On April 07 2010 01:00 KinosJourney2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2010 15:45 HDstarcraft wrote:
Ok so the one about girlfriend and rape fantasy was VERY funny haha


Tdot in general is a very funny guy, most of his trolls are hilarious.


At least he likes to think so... some of them are too obvious
Old Sagat
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States42 Posts
April 06 2010 22:54 GMT
#40
Awwwww Yeeeeeeee

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118509
if it isn't obvious, the above is a post I made to TL
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
April 06 2010 23:05 GMT
#41
omg. im just sitting here reading these thread and DYING
<3 thank you
cw)minsean(ru
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-07 03:18:01
April 07 2010 03:17 GMT
#42
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118664

Read OP completely first.

Then read Chill's reply.

Do it.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
NewStart
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada35 Posts
April 07 2010 03:29 GMT
#43
Wow Chill owned that shit
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
April 07 2010 03:33 GMT
#44
Wow, we need more libraries of these. That last one by Chill was so so funny. Ty ETT for sharing.
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
April 07 2010 03:55 GMT
#45
Ahahah... thats epic. Nice job chill
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
April 09 2010 14:27 GMT
#46
On April 06 2010 13:01 SniperVul5 wrote:
Wasn't there one closed thread about a student who wrote a very LONG email to his professor as to why he should get a D+ in English rather than a fail. It was so full of fail and he was only fighting for a D+ in a class.

Wondering if anyone knows where that one is?


I do believe it was this one. Fairly amusing.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107983

Nothing really good of late. Lots of really shitty threads though. I might go digging for old stuff again later.
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
April 12 2010 14:25 GMT
#47
Bumping this with some additions.

Calling Fakesteve.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119406

How do you wipe?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119404

Oldie
Flame Rekrul!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=65454

This one isn't really funny. I just want to know what tdot wrote before it was nuked. Anyone know? <.<
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119251


sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
April 12 2010 16:18 GMT
#48
Yes! This would be sick. A history of the most epic classic threads ever on TL.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 13 2010 03:01 GMT
#49
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119490&currentpage=2

rofl mani's post...
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
ZenDeX
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Philippines2916 Posts
April 13 2010 04:53 GMT
#50
On April 13 2010 12:01 Grobyc wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119490&currentpage=2

rofl mani's post...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119453&currentpage=5
A follow-up!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 13 2010 05:01 GMT
#51
bwahahahaha that's great
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
April 13 2010 05:04 GMT
#52
On April 12 2010 03:08 jalstar wrote:
i was wondering why this wasn't closed when all the other joke threads are

then i realized both mods are terrans

Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
April 14 2010 02:39 GMT
#53
On April 13 2010 14:04 jalstar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2010 03:08 jalstar wrote:
i was wondering why this wasn't closed when all the other joke threads are

then i realized both mods are terrans



Explain?

Also:

Hivemind. Also leads you to the tdot ban that started it all.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119517

Sandals? Everyone should know this thread by now. ETT mixes it up a bit at the end though.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119270
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-14 03:52:03
April 14 2010 03:51 GMT
#54
I made this blog when I had a few drinks for Steve. Then he closes it, but him and Mani abuse it by having their own conversation. Steve did PM me back though, so I guess all is forgiven.

edit: it deserved to be closed anyways because it was a trash blog, but still
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
April 15 2010 00:34 GMT
#55
On April 14 2010 12:51 tonight wrote:
I made this blog when I had a few drinks for Steve. Then he closes it, but him and Mani abuse it by having their own conversation. Steve did PM me back though, so I guess all is forgiven.

edit: it deserved to be closed anyways because it was a trash blog, but still


Hohoho, I had actually already posted that above.
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 07:27:18
April 15 2010 07:27 GMT
#56
Smuft vs Idra. Honestly, everyone should be familiar with this topic, but those who aren't....start on page 25 or so.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117936

Read Day's post. Do it. WICKER BASKET!!!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=69181&currentpage=4

Closest game of Starcraft ever. Also the dumbest.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118312

Not closed. (yet)

How to make a graph. By baller and Chill.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=117025
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
May 04 2010 05:21 GMT
#57
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46968

What could he have posted guys?!?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
May 04 2010 10:36 GMT
#58
this thread is amazing xD I check closed section but didn't know I miss so much anyways, I've literally entered rofl mode just a while ago :D
On May 04 2010 14:21 EvilTeletubby wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46968

What could he have posted guys?!?

I guess pictures of old naked women
wwww
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
May 04 2010 12:15 GMT
#59
On April 15 2010 16:27 Conquest101 wrote:

How to make a graph. By baller and Chill.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=117025



hahaha baller, what a baller, that was hilarious
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
May 04 2010 12:28 GMT
#60
On May 04 2010 19:36 beetlelisk wrote:
this thread is amazing xD I check closed section but didn't know I miss so much anyways, I've literally entered rofl mode just a while ago :D
Show nested quote +
On May 04 2010 14:21 EvilTeletubby wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46968

What could he have posted guys?!?

I guess pictures of old naked women


I'm going to guess the exact opposite end of the age spectrum.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
May 04 2010 14:22 GMT
#61
On May 04 2010 21:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 04 2010 19:36 beetlelisk wrote:
this thread is amazing xD I check closed section but didn't know I miss so much anyways, I've literally entered rofl mode just a while ago :D
On May 04 2010 14:21 EvilTeletubby wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46968

What could he have posted guys?!?

I guess pictures of old naked women


I'm going to guess the exact opposite end of the age spectrum.

But everyone wrote she/they were disgusting there
wwww
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
May 28 2010 01:35 GMT
#62
First update in awhile. Been busy. These 2 were too good to pass up though.
First one isn't closed YET. I imagine it will be though. Think very carefully before deciding to post in it lol.

REALLY?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=127743

Adaptability for when the improbable but inevitable happens. Lose nothing unnecessarily. Chinese triangles.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=88869
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
May 30 2010 03:23 GMT
#63
Bi-est. Fucking hilarious thread.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=128243

On a related note, why is Zatic closing everything with "Go Lena!" Some new meme I missed?
Hunch
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada336 Posts
September 29 2010 21:03 GMT
#64
how come no one posts here anymore? so many amazing threads with epic mod quotes like http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=156916 pop up everyday
I have a Hunch.770
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
September 29 2010 21:47 GMT
#65
These are amazing my favorite so far is bi-est.
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
September 29 2010 22:03 GMT
#66
Really this one isn't here
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=86539
it inspired other threads
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=86715
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=87934
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
September 29 2010 22:58 GMT
#67
I'm so glad this got bumped

There's been so many low-quality closed threads lately so it's probably hard to wade through all of them to find some funny ones.
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-17 16:55:03
November 17 2010 16:53 GMT
#68
I find that mods on this site are highly under-appreciated. That is not to say that they are not appreciated--rather, that no amount of appreciation could properly repay the heroic, arduous labor of your average-joe mod.

They are this forum's phagocytes, the hard-stomping line of defense against the would-be infections that are garbage OPs.

We have, to our great enjoyment, an automated banlist thread in which users and mods alike relish in the choicest bans of the moment. But what we see in that thread is only the tip of the iceberg that is the mod's never-ending march toward forum sanitation. There, we see the dead bodies of terrible posters smashed to a bloody pulp by a Kennigit gif, an Intrigueing retort, a Manlyfestic explosion of rage, a Chilling act of revenge.

Invisible to us, however, are the mods' more quiet forms of heroism. Awesome bans are like victorious battles in war, but they do not come without the help of the laborious building of bunkers, the tiring task of reconaissance.

I present you, in order to remind you of the the vicious crap the mods save you from on a daily basis and as a commemoration of untiring modly vigilance...

A GLORIOUS BUMP TO THE CLOSED THREAD thread!

11/17/2010
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=169775

Edit:
Darn, he got banned.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
December 07 2010 04:59 GMT
#69
This forum thread is the funniest fucking thing i have done in a long time - i literally just spent 45 minutes cruising this thread without even noticing the time! haha thank you tL!
In The Rear With The Gear .. *giggle* /////////// cobra-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
italiangymnast
Profile Joined December 2009
United States246 Posts
December 11 2010 21:26 GMT
#70
Does anyone have Kennigit's first post, where everyone posts mortal combat characters?
iv been searching but to no avail.
SCII ID: Sanctuary LoL ID: erzin
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 11 2010 21:51 GMT
#71
On December 12 2010 06:26 italiangymnast wrote:
Does anyone have Kennigit's first post, where everyone posts mortal combat characters?
iv been searching but to no avail.

It wasn't closed, so I dunno why you're asking here, but here's the link:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45486
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 11 2010 21:58 GMT
#72
I like how Day9 tried to delete his post, but because someone quoted it, it will haunt him forever. The internet is scary :O
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
italiangymnast
Profile Joined December 2009
United States246 Posts
December 11 2010 21:58 GMT
#73
oh, i just assumed that it was. thanks =D
SCII ID: Sanctuary LoL ID: erzin
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 21 2010 23:50 GMT
#74
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=178697&currentpage=2#22

lol bob
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
March 01 2011 01:32 GMT
#75
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=197344

I love how this guy just completely copy-pasted that from the IRC Quotes thread, and then said to himself, "Hey, you know what? This would make a great thread! I'll get spotlighted for sure!"

Idiot. And not even an innovative idiot, which I tend to be slightly more tolerant of.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-01 21:24:01
March 01 2011 21:23 GMT
#76
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=98844
WHY?!

Edit: More of a complaint than epic closing.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
June 08 2011 02:04 GMT
#77
Time for a bump.

This one isn't bad. Love the cartoon
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=231214

This one is fun just because Beyonder goes a bit nuts...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=230846

Mmmm..Mad Scientist anyone?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=230337

Pretty Much Anything from Platorepublic is worth reading just for the insanity
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=224297
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=219606
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=219599
Interestingly some of his best threads weren't closed.

That should do for now. Hope others have found some good ones...
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-08 02:41:17
June 08 2011 02:30 GMT
#78
I haven't seen this one and I feel it is most appropriate - The Love Song of Dream)Xero

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=133695&currentpage=28

Torenhire's resposne (2nd reply on the above link) summarizes the drama very nicely. This was the last part of a three-day epic that had the bloggers on the edge of their seats. Too good to be true? Yeah. Turns out he was a troll the whole time breaking the hopes and dreams of every BW nerd hoping to find a 300apm hottie.

Pages 1-9 are congratulatory. Page 10 Pokebunny starts to smell a troll. Page 13 Chill confirms. The rest of it are the initial reactions followed by controversy and backlash!

A good time was had by all!
acker
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2958 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-08 05:31:28
June 08 2011 05:28 GMT
#79
What was this about a Wicker Basket and Day[9]? He edited his post.

*edit*: wait, found it. Never mind.
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
June 08 2011 05:40 GMT
#80
On June 08 2011 14:28 acker wrote:
What was this about a Wicker Basket and Day[9]? He edited his post.

*edit*: wait, found it. Never mind.


You cannot escape the internet.

His was such a weird post, everything seemed fairly normal for a fetish post then bam, wicker basket and the world was never the same.
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 15 2011 16:41 GMT
#81
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=233732

God, the irony.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
July 17 2011 15:00 GMT
#82
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=244218&currentpage=6

I tried
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
July 17 2011 15:56 GMT
#83
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=127743

Oh..my..god.. lol
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
TheAwesomeAll
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands1609 Posts
July 17 2011 21:24 GMT
#84
this thread is 100% gold, the whole koll thing amazes me.
dr Helvetica <3
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
July 17 2011 21:45 GMT
#85
I thought this one was interesting:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=242221
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-18 02:54:39
July 18 2011 02:41 GMT
#86
Never mind.











I have now been deeply disturbed.
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
RabidSeagull
Profile Joined December 2010
United States220 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-04 17:27:13
October 04 2011 17:26 GMT
#87
Is it true? Lol Hotbid.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33126
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33127
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33129

Thought this was pretty funny, pulled from the blog that was posted above
DAMNIT wrong spot
I be the body dropper, the heartbeat stopper. Child educator, plus head amputator
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