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Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-30 03:24:17
March 25 2010 01:48 GMT
#1
Updated: May 29th

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Inspired by the Automated Ban List Blog.

In addition to housing the above mentioned thread, did you know there were 418 (at the time of this post) PAGES of closed threads. There are some pretty hilarious threads in there. I was looking through the last couple of pages and it's like someone slapped me in the face with a fish full of nostalgia.

It's not quite as hilarious as the Automated Ban List, and it requires more effort, but maybe creating this blog will get the mods to make more funny posts when they close threads. Seems to have worked with bans lol.
Lots of stuff that's interesting too. Doesn't necessarily have to be funny to be a good read.

Here's some oldies culled by randomly clicking on page numbers.

First ever closed thread (not made by a mod)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=991

Remember this guy?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=1373
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=2114

Hey, look at all the staff! Lol Zulu.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50662

Is it true? Lol Hotbid.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33126
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33127
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33129

IntotheWow is a loser.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54311

Ban doctor.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=69435

Fuck Rekrul (not what you might think)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=55069

Here's some recent stuff.

Recommended by ETT. Read OP. Read Chill's post. Do it.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118664

Kennigit will punch you in the face.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117325

Kennigit is a pussy.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116722

Sonuvbob wants a beta key.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=113811

Too obvious Tdot
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=113624

We'll miss you AzureEye. No, not really.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=82796

Day has the power?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117120

Lol Plexa
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117103

Post anymore good ones you find!

I'll periodically update the op with stuff from this thread. It'll be in the spoiler below to avoid giant walls of text.

More closed goodness.
+ Show Spoiler +

Bi-est. Fucking hilarious thread.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=128243

REALLY?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=127743

Adaptability for when the improbable but inevitable happens. Lose nothing unnecessarily. Chinese triangles.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=88869

Smuft vs Idra. Honestly, everyone should be familiar with this topic, but those who aren't....start on page 25 or so.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117936

Closest game of Starcraft ever. Also the dumbest.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118312

Dead rat + chopstick = ?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=112851

"This is not what I was expecting from the thread title."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=91818

Compete to give me a beta key! (me first though)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116666

Spartan always delivers.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117333

Invincible..... not.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117749

YOUR DICK
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=114477

Tired of girlfriend.....time to rape her.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=110255

1. MC lurkers 2. ??? 3. Profit
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117974

I can beat Flash too.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117970

SaddleS is back. So is Chill.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118504

Awwwwww Yeeeeee.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118509

No No No NO No. Top US East Protoss user lol.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118670

Calling Fakesteve.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119406

How do you wipe?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119404

Hivemind. Also leads you to the tdot ban that started it all.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119517

Sandals? Everyone should know this thread by now. ETT mixes it up a bit at the end though.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119270

Manlifesto
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119490&currentpage=2
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119453&currentpage=5


More oldies
+ Show Spoiler +

Read Day's post. Do it. WICKER BASKET!!!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=69181&currentpage=4

Flame Rekrul!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=65454


Not closed but still funny.
+ Show Spoiler +

How to make a graph. By baller and Chill.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=117025

T-Rex > Superiorwolves?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=101891

Kollllllllllllllllllllll!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=80284

Do progamers play Lost Temple anymore?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=80754


****
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
March 25 2010 01:56 GMT
#2
lmao ban doctor...i def gonna look through all these :D
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
March 25 2010 02:00 GMT
#3
The closed thread forum has been great ever since the SC2 beta was released
I drop suckas like Plinko
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
March 25 2010 02:01 GMT
#4
This thread...will never understand...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=112851
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
March 25 2010 02:07 GMT
#5
LOL dead rat

Also, I think this is a good idea, I've always wanted to laugh at many closed threads in which I never got the chance to post
nicoaldo
Profile Joined March 2009
Argentina939 Posts
March 25 2010 02:11 GMT
#6
HAHA ban doctor and day has the power are so good
HaruHaru
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States988 Posts
March 25 2010 02:15 GMT
#7
haha this is a good idea! the closed thread about the banking system in sc2 was hilarious as well.
Long live BroodWar!
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
March 25 2010 02:20 GMT
#8
This is some good shit right here.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
March 25 2010 02:21 GMT
#9
wtf @ rat

stick the chopstick through the rat so you can use the rats nose..this isnt difficult
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
March 25 2010 02:25 GMT
#10
Lol~ Ban doctor made me laugh~
this is my quote.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
March 25 2010 02:31 GMT
#11
I'm pretty sure gnoll made a blog in 09 about finally meeting Tossgirl.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
March 25 2010 02:33 GMT
#12
On March 25 2010 11:31 deathgod6 wrote:
I'm pretty sure gnoll made a blog in 09 about finally meeting Tossgirl.


doesn't show him having any blogs at all
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
March 25 2010 02:46 GMT
#13
I remember seeing it in the spotlight. It was ridiculously funny. It was like 5 years later, either a long troll or he was serious. Either way, responses were good.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
March 25 2010 02:56 GMT
#14
ROFL at the plexa homework thread, hadn't seen that
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
March 25 2010 02:57 GMT
#15
On March 25 2010 11:33 zealing wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 25 2010 11:31 deathgod6 wrote:
I'm pretty sure gnoll made a blog in 09 about finally meeting Tossgirl.


doesn't show him having any blogs at all


It was made by gnoii posing. He bumped the thread that said he was searching for tossgirl. People seem to believe it was the real guy, he did put on a good impression if it wasn't.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
March 25 2010 03:35 GMT
#16
Good catch! Missed the Plexa homework thread. Might be worth listing any funny closed threads.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
March 25 2010 03:38 GMT
#17
I don't know what got to Plexa to make that thread

epic procrastination?
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
March 25 2010 03:39 GMT
#18
Great thread, please keep us updated guys.

LOL @ Plexa's thread.
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
March 25 2010 04:03 GMT
#19
I found one :D

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=91818

"This is not what I was expecting from the thread title" ^_^
Can you feel the rush?
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
March 25 2010 04:25 GMT
#20
On March 25 2010 13:03 sYz-Adrenaline wrote:
I found one :D

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=91818

"This is not what I was expecting from the thread title" ^_^


lol i would like that FAIL one...
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
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