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Inspired by the Automated Ban List Blog.
In addition to housing the above mentioned thread, did you know there were 418 (at the time of this post) PAGES of closed threads. There are some pretty hilarious threads in there. I was looking through the last couple of pages and it's like someone slapped me in the face with a fish full of nostalgia.
It's not quite as hilarious as the Automated Ban List, and it requires more effort, but maybe creating this blog will get the mods to make more funny posts when they close threads. Seems to have worked with bans lol.
Lots of stuff that's interesting too. Doesn't necessarily have to be funny to be a good read.
Here's some oldies culled by randomly clicking on page numbers.
First ever closed thread (not made by a mod)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=991
Remember this guy?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=1373
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=2114
Hey, look at all the staff! Lol Zulu.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50662
Is it true? Lol Hotbid.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33126
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33127
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33129
IntotheWow is a loser.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54311
Ban doctor.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=69435
Fuck Rekrul (not what you might think)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=55069
Here's some recent stuff.
Recommended by ETT. Read OP. Read Chill's post. Do it.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118664
Kennigit will punch you in the face.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117325
Kennigit is a pussy.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116722
Sonuvbob wants a beta key.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=113811
Too obvious Tdot
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=113624
We'll miss you AzureEye. No, not really.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=82796
Day has the power?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117120
Lol Plexa
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117103
Post anymore good ones you find!
I'll periodically update the op with stuff from this thread. It'll be in the spoiler below to avoid giant walls of text.
More closed goodness.
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Bi-est. Fucking hilarious thread.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=128243
REALLY?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=127743
Adaptability for when the improbable but inevitable happens. Lose nothing unnecessarily. Chinese triangles.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=88869
Smuft vs Idra. Honestly, everyone should be familiar with this topic, but those who aren't....start on page 25 or so.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117936
Closest game of Starcraft ever. Also the dumbest.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118312
Dead rat + chopstick = ?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=112851
"This is not what I was expecting from the thread title."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=91818
Compete to give me a beta key! (me first though)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116666
Spartan always delivers.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117333
Invincible..... not.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117749
YOUR DICK
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=114477
Tired of girlfriend.....time to rape her.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=110255
1. MC lurkers 2. ??? 3. Profit
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117974
I can beat Flash too.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117970
SaddleS is back. So is Chill.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118504
Awwwwww Yeeeeee.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118509
No No No NO No. Top US East Protoss user lol.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118670
Calling Fakesteve.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119406
How do you wipe?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119404
Hivemind. Also leads you to the tdot ban that started it all.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119517
Sandals? Everyone should know this thread by now. ETT mixes it up a bit at the end though.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119270
Manlifesto
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119490¤tpage=2
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119453¤tpage=5
More oldies
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Read Day's post. Do it. WICKER BASKET!!!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=69181¤tpage=4
Flame Rekrul!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=65454
Not closed but still funny.
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How to make a graph. By baller and Chill.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=117025
T-Rex >
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=101891
Kollllllllllllllllllllll!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=80284
Do progamers play Lost Temple anymore?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=80754
