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beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
May 04 2010 14:22 GMT
#61
On May 04 2010 21:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 04 2010 19:36 beetlelisk wrote:
this thread is amazing xD I check closed section but didn't know I miss so much anyways, I've literally entered rofl mode just a while ago :D
On May 04 2010 14:21 EvilTeletubby wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46968

What could he have posted guys?!?

I guess pictures of old naked women


I'm going to guess the exact opposite end of the age spectrum.

But everyone wrote she/they were disgusting there
wwww
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
May 28 2010 01:35 GMT
#62
First update in awhile. Been busy. These 2 were too good to pass up though.
First one isn't closed YET. I imagine it will be though. Think very carefully before deciding to post in it lol.

REALLY?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=127743

Adaptability for when the improbable but inevitable happens. Lose nothing unnecessarily. Chinese triangles.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=88869
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
May 30 2010 03:23 GMT
#63
Bi-est. Fucking hilarious thread.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=128243

On a related note, why is Zatic closing everything with "Go Lena!" Some new meme I missed?
Hunch
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada336 Posts
September 29 2010 21:03 GMT
#64
how come no one posts here anymore? so many amazing threads with epic mod quotes like http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=156916 pop up everyday
I have a Hunch.770
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
September 29 2010 21:47 GMT
#65
These are amazing my favorite so far is bi-est.
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
September 29 2010 22:03 GMT
#66
Really this one isn't here
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=86539
it inspired other threads
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=86715
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=87934
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
September 29 2010 22:58 GMT
#67
I'm so glad this got bumped

There's been so many low-quality closed threads lately so it's probably hard to wade through all of them to find some funny ones.
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-17 16:55:03
November 17 2010 16:53 GMT
#68
I find that mods on this site are highly under-appreciated. That is not to say that they are not appreciated--rather, that no amount of appreciation could properly repay the heroic, arduous labor of your average-joe mod.

They are this forum's phagocytes, the hard-stomping line of defense against the would-be infections that are garbage OPs.

We have, to our great enjoyment, an automated banlist thread in which users and mods alike relish in the choicest bans of the moment. But what we see in that thread is only the tip of the iceberg that is the mod's never-ending march toward forum sanitation. There, we see the dead bodies of terrible posters smashed to a bloody pulp by a Kennigit gif, an Intrigueing retort, a Manlyfestic explosion of rage, a Chilling act of revenge.

Invisible to us, however, are the mods' more quiet forms of heroism. Awesome bans are like victorious battles in war, but they do not come without the help of the laborious building of bunkers, the tiring task of reconaissance.

I present you, in order to remind you of the the vicious crap the mods save you from on a daily basis and as a commemoration of untiring modly vigilance...

A GLORIOUS BUMP TO THE CLOSED THREAD thread!

11/17/2010
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=169775

Edit:
Darn, he got banned.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
December 07 2010 04:59 GMT
#69
This forum thread is the funniest fucking thing i have done in a long time - i literally just spent 45 minutes cruising this thread without even noticing the time! haha thank you tL!
In The Rear With The Gear .. *giggle* /////////// cobra-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
italiangymnast
Profile Joined December 2009
United States246 Posts
December 11 2010 21:26 GMT
#70
Does anyone have Kennigit's first post, where everyone posts mortal combat characters?
iv been searching but to no avail.
SCII ID: Sanctuary LoL ID: erzin
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 11 2010 21:51 GMT
#71
On December 12 2010 06:26 italiangymnast wrote:
Does anyone have Kennigit's first post, where everyone posts mortal combat characters?
iv been searching but to no avail.

It wasn't closed, so I dunno why you're asking here, but here's the link:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45486
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 11 2010 21:58 GMT
#72
I like how Day9 tried to delete his post, but because someone quoted it, it will haunt him forever. The internet is scary :O
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
italiangymnast
Profile Joined December 2009
United States246 Posts
December 11 2010 21:58 GMT
#73
oh, i just assumed that it was. thanks =D
SCII ID: Sanctuary LoL ID: erzin
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 21 2010 23:50 GMT
#74
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=178697&currentpage=2#22

lol bob
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
March 01 2011 01:32 GMT
#75
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=197344

I love how this guy just completely copy-pasted that from the IRC Quotes thread, and then said to himself, "Hey, you know what? This would make a great thread! I'll get spotlighted for sure!"

Idiot. And not even an innovative idiot, which I tend to be slightly more tolerant of.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-01 21:24:01
March 01 2011 21:23 GMT
#76
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=98844
WHY?!

Edit: More of a complaint than epic closing.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
June 08 2011 02:04 GMT
#77
Time for a bump.

This one isn't bad. Love the cartoon
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=231214

This one is fun just because Beyonder goes a bit nuts...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=230846

Mmmm..Mad Scientist anyone?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=230337

Pretty Much Anything from Platorepublic is worth reading just for the insanity
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=224297
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=219606
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=219599
Interestingly some of his best threads weren't closed.

That should do for now. Hope others have found some good ones...
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-08 02:41:17
June 08 2011 02:30 GMT
#78
I haven't seen this one and I feel it is most appropriate - The Love Song of Dream)Xero

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=133695&currentpage=28

Torenhire's resposne (2nd reply on the above link) summarizes the drama very nicely. This was the last part of a three-day epic that had the bloggers on the edge of their seats. Too good to be true? Yeah. Turns out he was a troll the whole time breaking the hopes and dreams of every BW nerd hoping to find a 300apm hottie.

Pages 1-9 are congratulatory. Page 10 Pokebunny starts to smell a troll. Page 13 Chill confirms. The rest of it are the initial reactions followed by controversy and backlash!

A good time was had by all!
acker
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2958 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-08 05:31:28
June 08 2011 05:28 GMT
#79
What was this about a Wicker Basket and Day[9]? He edited his post.

*edit*: wait, found it. Never mind.
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
June 08 2011 05:40 GMT
#80
On June 08 2011 14:28 acker wrote:
What was this about a Wicker Basket and Day[9]? He edited his post.

*edit*: wait, found it. Never mind.


You cannot escape the internet.

His was such a weird post, everything seemed fairly normal for a fetish post then bam, wicker basket and the world was never the same.
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
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