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VileGaming Blog#1: Faking orgasms

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Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-26 03:02:49
March 26 2010 02:57 GMT
#1
Episode 1: MY GIRLFRIEND

I've never had this problem before - well, even now it's not really a problem, but I feel bad when I do it - where I have to fake an orgasm with my girlfriend. Why? Because I'm tired of doing all the work and my girlfriend has already gotten off. I mean it's not like I do this regularly, but only when we go for like 3-4 rounds at a time. Obviously I'm going to be shooting blanks by then and it gets painful.. sometimes really painful. Just today we were on our 3rd go at it and after like 20 minutes into it she was done and I was still going. I was just getting more and more tired and I couldn't feel it ending soon for me so I thought to myself "fuck it, I got off twice already and she's had her fill so let's just cuddle" and hopped out.

So anyhow.. is it wrong that I fake it? Is it deceitful to my girlfriend? Should I feel ashamed that I have to fake it? Have any of you resorted to this before?
# http://nkspartan.com (web engineer)
# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
March 26 2010 02:59 GMT
#2
insert brag blog
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25996 Posts
March 26 2010 02:59 GMT
#3
You're a piece of work.
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43752 Posts
March 26 2010 02:59 GMT
#4
I often have to do this when having sex with several supermodels at once. Once you get onto the fourth it's just too much.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Sapraedon
Profile Joined January 2010
United Kingdom142 Posts
March 26 2010 03:00 GMT
#5
Art. ~~
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
March 26 2010 03:00 GMT
#6
On March 26 2010 11:59 KwarK wrote:
I often have to do this when having sex with several supermodels at once. Once you get onto the fourth it's just too much.

ahahahahaha
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
March 26 2010 03:00 GMT
#7
Loving the new blog title, Chill.
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
March 26 2010 03:00 GMT
#8
haha nice title change
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
DownMaxX
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada1311 Posts
March 26 2010 03:01 GMT
#9
I have sex 25 times a day and each go is at least an hour.
parasite
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
March 26 2010 03:01 GMT
#10
You are a Spartan.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-26 03:02:47
March 26 2010 03:02 GMT
#11
On March 26 2010 12:00 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
haha nice title change


Yeah. I was going to tell him that he forgot the to link us to your site, but Chill took care of that.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
March 26 2010 03:03 GMT
#12
Yeah...
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
March 26 2010 03:08 GMT
#13
I know you probably wrote this seriously but....come on. What do you want me to say to this lol?
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