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Bearigator
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States233 Posts
December 01 2009 01:36 GMT
#1
Ok, so I need to find the manliest movie on the face of the planet. We are having a party to celebrate everything manly for a friend and we need one, undeniably manly movie. We need the manliest movie ever to grace this planet.

Right now we are leaning towards Predator or Fight Club, but suggestions would be appreciated.

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Fixed
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States174 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-01 01:45:04
December 01 2009 01:39 GMT
#2
Fight club for this generation. I'ts hard for me to watch movies from the 80s and older. Just looks so bad lol. No doubt some of them are super manly though. Maybe:

Rocky
Rambo
Die Hard
Leathal Weapon
Under Siege
Gladiator
Conan
Mad Max
Roadhouse

etc
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RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
December 01 2009 01:41 GMT
#3
Good choices. Rambo can be pretty manly, but that seems to cliche.

I'd probably go with Equilibrium. Badass movie.
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Kiarip
Profile Joined August 2008
United States1835 Posts
December 01 2009 01:41 GMT
#4
Scarface
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
December 01 2009 01:42 GMT
#5
Oh fuck, the new Die hard. Live free or die hard was bad fucking ass. Shoot'em up was also pretty fucking awesome. Those were my top three favorite actions movies.

Equalibrium, Live Free or Die Hard, Shoot'em Up
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Zharak
Profile Joined August 2009
Sweden106 Posts
December 01 2009 01:45 GMT
#6
Pumping iron?
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Arnic
Profile Joined January 2009
81 Posts
December 01 2009 01:46 GMT
#7
Stone Cold starring Brian Bosworth is the manliest film I HAVE EVER SEEN. It is absolutely fucking ridiculous and unintentionally hilarious whilst still being as manly as possible. But then I have strange tastes in films so it depends whether you can appreciate a film for being so truly terrible that it becomes fantastic.
Predator is always good, consider Gladiator and 300 as well, everyone can join in. Maybe Crank too as well as Face Off or Die Hard.
Bearigator
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States233 Posts
December 01 2009 01:49 GMT
#8
I can't believe multiple people said Equilibrium. He saved a puppy in that movie, totally not manly.
Not to mention, I think he cries at one point.

Somebody suggested The Patriot to me, but I don't remember that movie well. Manly? No? I just remember Mel Gibson Tomahawking some guy, that is about it.
Arnic
Profile Joined January 2009
81 Posts
December 01 2009 01:49 GMT
#9
Oh hell! Equilibrium is awesome. I seriously wanted to learn Gun-Fu or Bullet-Kata or whatever it was they did. Shoot'em Up is worth it for the carrot violence but the whole taking care of the baby detracts a little from the manliness.
What about Sin City? That's pretty decent.
SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
December 01 2009 01:50 GMT
#10
Brokeback mountain.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
December 01 2009 01:53 GMT
#11
DIRTY HARRY

EZ
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 01 2009 01:57 GMT
#12
300!!
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phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
December 01 2009 01:58 GMT
#13
Oldboy
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-01 02:00:33
December 01 2009 02:00 GMT
#14
wow you're a fuckin cross betweena bear and an alligator? holy shit. thats manly O________O
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Bearigator
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States233 Posts
December 01 2009 02:05 GMT
#15
On December 01 2009 11:00 alffla wrote:
wow you're a fuckin cross betweena bear and an alligator? holy shit. thats manly O________O

I'm also a scary example of polymorphism given by my Comp Sci instructor in my first year of college. He was pretty manly though. Used to tell us war stories in the middle of the lessons. Scary man.
But Comp Sci is manly too, right?
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
December 01 2009 02:07 GMT
#16
On December 01 2009 10:58 phosphorylation wrote:
Oldboy

I'm only going to highlight this because a lot of people here probably haven't seen it. Great stuff.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
December 01 2009 02:17 GMT
#17
Predator was good, Arnold ftw!
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etch
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada176 Posts
December 01 2009 02:17 GMT
#18
Falling Down?
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
December 01 2009 02:19 GMT
#19
On December 01 2009 11:07 motbob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2009 10:58 phosphorylation wrote:
Oldboy

I'm only going to highlight this because a lot of people here probably haven't seen it. Great stuff.


Not to mention that it has scenes that are so manly that they will blow your mind
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Jopz
Profile Joined January 2008
United States262 Posts
December 01 2009 02:25 GMT
#20
Shoot Em Up... where else can you find a carrot used as a lethal weapon.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 01 2009 02:26 GMT
#21
Fightclub is the movie that came to my mind when I was reading the OP. Even before I read that you were thinking about watching it.
GunSlinger
Profile Joined June 2006
614 Posts
December 01 2009 02:28 GMT
#22
I can't believe no one has said any James Bond movies... it's so obvious it hurts. My choice would be Goldeneye.
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
December 01 2009 02:31 GMT
#23
twilight?
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 01 2009 02:32 GMT
#24
manliest movie ever:

Walking Tall with The Rock

wow that is so good :D
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naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
December 01 2009 02:35 GMT
#25
Titanic imo, most manly movie ever, twilight comes in a close second :/
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
December 01 2009 02:36 GMT
#26
forrest gump
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Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
December 01 2009 02:37 GMT
#27
Mortal Kombat. The first one not the 2nd.
meow
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
December 01 2009 02:39 GMT
#28
1. Fight Club/Sin City
2-10. 300 (if you never realized this, it's because all the man-chest and man-ass are actually marketed at women and homos... so yeah. Theres a reason why almost 45% of viewers were women [dunno where i read this, might have been for my city only maybe, so yeah])
11.+ Everything else
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ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
December 01 2009 02:40 GMT
#29
Clint Eastwood Movies.

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Life?
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
December 01 2009 02:52 GMT
#30
my own private idaho
zaMNal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Mongolia385 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-01 03:02:17
December 01 2009 02:59 GMT
#31
O Brother Where Art Thou <- very manly in some other way. definitely worth a try. i mean, look at the score: link
In)Spire
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1323 Posts
December 01 2009 02:59 GMT
#32
300 is the manliest thing i've seen in the last year.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 01 2009 03:04 GMT
#33
Fight Club has homosexual undertones, Haha ruined it for you!

Still I'd watch Fight Club or Sin City
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Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-01 03:07:52
December 01 2009 03:06 GMT
#34
Speed is the best movie ever.

But you probably don't want a keanu reeves movie lol.
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Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
December 01 2009 03:28 GMT
#35
On December 01 2009 11:17 konadora wrote:
Predator was good, Arnold ftw!

Predator was the most manly movie ever made.
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Chaos
Profile Joined July 2009
United States772 Posts
December 01 2009 03:33 GMT
#36
On December 01 2009 11:31 aeroH wrote:
twilight?


This
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Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
December 01 2009 03:39 GMT
#37
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EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-01 03:51:16
December 01 2009 03:49 GMT
#38
3:10 to Yuma

Oldboy is also a really good choice
rA.Hippie
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Denmark714 Posts
December 01 2009 04:40 GMT
#39
Has no one in this thread watched terminator 2?
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HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-01 04:52:09
December 01 2009 04:50 GMT
#40
Hard Target
Seven Samurai
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DustBowl
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States49 Posts
December 01 2009 04:53 GMT
#41
Starship Troopers comes to mind.

Also, Oldboy is not a manly movie. It's a great movie but I don't understand why it needs to be dropped in every topic concerning movies on the internet. There is minimal firing of weaponry and it has a complex plot. The viewers are expected to FEEL for the characters. Not manly.
Mischy
Profile Joined May 2008
United States179 Posts
December 01 2009 04:55 GMT
#42
Fucking Conan.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32122 Posts
December 01 2009 04:59 GMT
#43
On December 01 2009 11:25 Jopz wrote:
Shoot Em Up... where else can you find a carrot used as a lethal weapon.

Clive Owen does not disappoint

He kills people with carrots
He kills people while having sex with hookers
He helps deliver a baby and severs the cord with a fucking gun

WATCH. NOW.

Crank could work too. Predator (one only) is badass.
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Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
December 01 2009 05:22 GMT
#44
This motherfucker right here is the fuckin man:
[image loading]

And were forgetting the ferrets. Beastmaster 1 was legendary and 2 was just ehhhh.
ya had ya shot kid!
stoned_rabbit
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States324 Posts
December 01 2009 07:02 GMT
#45
yo son i cant believe noones said planet terror yet. maaaddd violence, hot bitches (including one with a machine gun for a leg), and best of all: a guys nuts swell up to the size of watermelons and explode.

Or, you could go to the movies and see ninja assassin, which looks about as manly as fucking a 10,000$ hooker while drinking krystal and riding the luck dragon from never ending story.
haxorz
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States138 Posts
December 01 2009 07:11 GMT
#46
Crank 1 + Crank 2.
And theres the GG.
uhgotosleep
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States30 Posts
December 01 2009 08:03 GMT
#47
Bloodsport. Oh God.. fucking Bloodsport.
VorcePA
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1102 Posts
December 01 2009 09:16 GMT
#48
The Transporter I, II, and III.
Shitposting
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
December 01 2009 09:19 GMT
#49
inglorious basterds was amazingly manly
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
December 01 2009 09:40 GMT
#50
So many Schwarzenegger movies.

The most manly are probably Conan The Barbarian, Predator, Commando, but he's made a lot of other badass movies such as Total Recall, Red Heat, Raw Deal (highly recommended!), Terminator 1 and 2.
popnfreshspk
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States93 Posts
December 01 2009 09:55 GMT
#51
The Godfather I/II
Pulp Fiction

how did these not make anoyone's lists?
hey you
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
December 01 2009 12:22 GMT
#52
Conan was pretty good. A lot of great movies so far. Gladiator, Itchi the Killer, Dirty Harry, Predator, Mad Max Brave heart.
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