All except one thing...
There's clearly mouse acceleration on despite the fact I disabled "enhance pointer precision." I know there is a reg fix for this for windows XP and I've even found one that apparently works on vista, but I've struck out when it comes to ones that work with windows 7. I thought I'd ask if you awesome people at TL could help me out.
Fix:
http://donewmouseaccel.blogspot.com/2010/03/markc-windows-7-mouse-acceleration-fix.html