Ode To The Dragoon

Oh dragoon, so mighty and grand,
always prepared with "input command"
Legs of a spider, talks like a boss
somehow controlled by an old dead toss

All who mess with Protoss race
Beware of photon to the face
I pity the fool who gets them pissed
or faces micro of the revolutionist

Alas, you must be killed at times
charging into siege tank lines
But a happier death I never knew
beeping and booping with cool blue goo.

I learned to love your limitations
When you failed to meet my expectations
Your weird-ass walk looks damn retarded
But soon you'll get that ramp outsmarted

As I sit and write my thousandth post
You dear dragoon I'll miss the most
Yes, corsairs might do as I say
but are they as cool? No fucking way.