TOO MANY GURLZ, NEED SOME Y UP IN THESE CHROMOSOMES!!!
Week 1 Justin Bieber
EDIT: Oh I kinda forgot that not everyone knows who this is. This is Justin Bieber, he is a pre-pubescent ORIGINALLY FROM CANADA but is now from the US whose "music" is flooding the fuck out of my radio. He has a number of hit singles that ONLY appeal to you if you have metal on your teeth and carry small rubber bands in your hello kitty purse. Regardless, a number of radio stations (all of them) feel it necessary to shove his music into our ears.
He has done a number of songs with artists who actually have talent (Sean Kingston) and others who still dont (ludacris)
That's the gist.
This guy is SO GANGSTER! Do you see this? Pure hood right here, he's on the top of his 30th floor penthouse and STILL maintains his thug life. That's how you know who really grew up in the projects
AND HE HANGS OUT WITH USHER!!! On Nickelodeon!
Check out this sexy babe, did you hang out with girls that hot when you were 12? Didn't think so. You were like me. You still carried a sack lunch even though all the rich kids ate at the cafeteria and brought your gameboy to school cuz no one talked to you.
He can even tame dolphins, the most fearsome creatures on the planet. Known for jumping threw rings of fire JUST to swallow an entire fish family whole.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kGntlAA0bs
Probably the greatest debut single ever. Even if it was somebody else's song. You hear those low notes that he hits with a bass voice smooth as chocolate?
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yeh I didn't hear em either. But I'm sure he'll handle it once his balls gravitate below his ribs.
I WILL NOT POST ANY NSFW PICS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BEG. THIS IS LIMITED TO UP AND COMING ARTISTS SO WE WILL RESPECT THEIR WORKS AND NOT THEIR BODY