This is satire. Please treat it as such. I'm also aware this is cheap, awful humor. Flame it as such.
In the wake of events following the KT MagicN's change to KT FingerBoom, all the other teams have followed suit in changing their names to reflect their freshly pubescent level of humor.
KT MagicN's- KT FingerBoom
Hwaseung OZ- Hwaseung ORGY
STX SouL- STXXX ShagfesT
SK Telecom T1- SK Telecom MedicAndValkyrieAvailableForThreesome
Hite Sparkyz- Hot Jerkees
WeMade FOX- WeMake Babies
Air Force ACE- Air Force Ace (They're not the navy)
Woongjin Stars- Woongjin Washed-Up-And-Drugged-Former-Child-Stars
eSTRO- (Will change their name once they've won something)
CJ Entus- CJ Enter Us
MBCGame HERO- MBCGame Beer-O
Samsung KHAN- Okay, I seriously can't think of anything.
Edit: I was being stupid and was told so. Thanks.