old writings...maybe some ongoing content updates

FFGenerations

7088 Posts

August 24 2015 23:07 GMT

man i have so much to blog about but also im so high im not going to.

but something just compelled me a little when going through my email for old logs

of who i used to be....................

i read this and thought of just how much my mind depends on imagery and when i lack the language to portray that imagery how dangerous (or dangerously bad) my writing can be

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I recently decided that I would make an excellent newspaper
reporter and would earn my million selling believable and
quality and most importantly interesting fabricated
stories. I’ve been building up and I’m finally ready to let
rip something that’ll keep you wide-awake and thinking till next
issue, or failing that at least until the bottom of the page.
And I don’t care if everyone shuffles nervously when I mention
the words “literacy” and “toiletries” in the same sentence[1].
As far as I’m concerned, the fun lies in the buying and selling,
and if you enjoy a good read while you’re at it I’m not going to
hold it against you.

So here we go: article premier a la Kaiten.
That’s Forn for, “don’t blame me if I suck – I’m new here!”

PS: Footnote warning.

Not Another One:
When Things Get You Down, It’s Time To Make Better Things Up

Taking a brief glance[2] at the streets below my apartment window
last night, I realised that something was amiss, and had been
for quite some time. The drab and grimy sidewalks were filled
unhappy people who dragged their feet and slouched like vagabonds
with no direction. The smiles and pleasant greetings that once
filled the street were no more than annoyed grunts as brown coats
weaved between one another. Children sat sombre on the street
corners and jeered at unfortunate cats and threw stones at
merchants, and never once laughed like they thought it was
funny. The merriness of post-cut Morpork was nowhere to be
found; I realised there was no longer any goodness in this life
of monotony we had slowly fallen to.

I wiped a tear from my tear-stained eyes, and decided to sober up
a little before continuing that train of thought. But even
after I’d downed a Klatchian coffee or two, I could still
discern that atmosphere of wretchedness I’d grown so used to.

And being an activist, I decided something must be done, and if
I could get a well-paid article out of it, I’d be the one to do
it, no worries! I drew my trusty notepad and pencil from my
pocket with extraordinary vigour.

I had filled almost three pages with rude smilies before I had
stumbled across something that looked like it could pass as a
solution. People had been miserable for too long. What they
needed was a thing to take their minds off the every day
helplessness of their lives. They needed something that was
affordable, compelling and enjoyable. Preferably something that
didn’t smell and was long-lasting and didn’t rot if forgotten
about[3], and most importantly something that was indiscriminate
and competitive.

What they needed was a New Fad.

For those few of you who haven’t encountered these manic phases
of childish obsession that spring from no-where and spread like
dogmould[4], you have missed out on a part of your life that
I can safely say is a complete waste of time and money, but is
also a great deal of fun.

Fads can be successful in a variety of ways. You can impress
the girls by being better at them than everyone else. You can
use them as an excuse to get more pocket money by whining about
new releases and accessories. You can even use them to obtain
real goods, using trades, deception, bribery and other
methods of friendship.

I can’t choose which fad will take off; that’s solely up
to the devotion slash idiocy of its fans. What I can do,
though, is offer a few carefully thought-out ideas on which
would give the most pleasure to the everyday Morporkian, and
lead to a happier and more colourful society for us all.

* Trading Cards. These are already popular with
many school children, specifically the spotty ones who wear
glasses. Although these unfortunates would have been bullied
for being vulnerable pussies all their lives, if card games
pass the Craze Barrier they will be able to take full advantage
of their head start. The most miserable would then become
amongst the highly respected, and the happiness metre would
therefore shoot upwards.
Success!

The only problem I can see with this is that we would be
creating a society where spots and glasses are top of the
fashion list, and schools would quickly become diseased cesspits
of puss, although I suppose this would be a good baby-snatcher
deterrent[5].

* Paper. Paper is already available in large
quantities, and at very low cost. The range of different papers
is extremely diverse, so they are also immediately collectable,
and competition to find different combinations of hue and
texture is potentially huge. Additionally, you can have hours
of fun customising your own pieces of paper to make unique
designs, and can even give them rarity values by writing symbols
on the top left corner.

Even after the fad has passed (as they all inevitably do), you can
go back to your paper collection and pick out the best sheets with
fond recollection, and then use them to wipe your arse.

* Moss. Actually, forget moss. Moss is a bloody stupid idea.
I mean, who the hell wants to collect moss?

* Hats. I think this is my best idea yet. Hats come in
all shapes and sizes, and can be bought for under a dollar in
most general stores. Richer kids can buy more expensive hats,
so they can remain at the top of the society hierarch and wont
feel left out. And the poorer kids who know the best spots on
the Ankh can have a great time fishing out old hats as they float
up from the corpses every evening.

Hats are not only an excellent fashion statement (“look at me:
I have a hat!”), but they are also extremely useful for carrying
or hiding small children, and – if weighted correctly – can be
thrown in the style of a frisbee. This would spawn a whole
sub-fad of frisbee hat throwing, inspiring teams of youths to
get together and throw hats at one another all day long.

If you don’t get off over this sort of thing, you can always put
your hat back on to keep the rain from dribbling down your neck.

So there you have it; a comprehensive list of ideas for starting a
new generation of happiness through obsession and peer pressure and
stupidity[6]. The ill-fated nature of all fads means you’ll have to
come up with a new one every other week or so, but hopefully the
entrepreneurs will deal with this, leaving us to relax and enjoy our
newly found enjoyment.

BOO YEAH.

Kaiten Yari

[1] I so often do.
[2] It never pays to look at the Morpork streets too closely.
[3] I crossed out “Pets” and “More Food” at this point.
[4] Everyone who lives in Ankh-Morpork should know what dogmould is like.
If you don’t then you’re eating them waaay too fast.
[5] No-body wants to steal a baby drenched in puss.
[6] I suppose I could have written about politics and religion here too.

i literally cannot believe the next piece, which is actually incredibly well written. ok i just read it right to the end. it is the most amazing piece of writing i have ever seen including great gatsby. i recognise so many of the phrases but i have no fucking clue if i wrote it or one of my friends or someone completely random. edit: looks like i might have co wrote it with someone random..

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Jeremy was aching for a wank.

The moment he entered the building every sense in his body had sprung
into barely-controlled anticipation, his eyes darting from speciman to
speciman, his hands performing a most sensual scrutiny of their own.

The Golden Saucer was world-famous for the arcades and carnivals that
paraded every moment and every inch of its great, gleaming pillar. But
what lay behind the upper-most doors of the towering complex was
enough to bring out the great and gleaming pillar in any man who
sought to open them.

Jeremy drew his breath with wide-eyes and hesitated for a moment. He
brandished his ticket - a group gift from friends to commemorate his
final break from celibacy - and offered it to the lady at one of the
doorways.

'I...I-I've got this. I think it's worth 3 hours. Is that okay?'

The woman smiled and nodded. The grace in her movements suggested she
was accustomed to this sort of approach, and the silk robe that
dropped neatly from her shoulders looked as if it was accustomed to
this sort of departure.

She took his hand, gestured towards the doorway, and went in.
« Last Edit: Today at 03:18am by IntoTheRain »

Ami lead the man into the room, smiling slightly. She had been away in
The Costa Del Sol for a week and was urging to get back to work. She
was even more desperate to see the effect the new teddy she had got in
Costa Del Sol would have.

Within the chamber was a large bed, with silky covers. Ami led the
young man over to the bed and sat him down.

"So big man, I'm yours for three hours, how would you like to spend
it?" Ami spoke in a husky, sexy voice. Her head tilted slightly to one
side, her emerald eyes taking in every inch of his appearance. She was
glad her first customer in over a week would be a good looking one.

Slowly she raised a hand and stroked along his jaw bone and ran her
index finger down the front of his shirt. Her silk robe slipped off
her shoulder slightly, revealing the red lace strap of her teddy.
Underneath the robe and teddy she was wearing silky red suspenders and
stockings.
« Last Edit: Today at 03:38am by Ami »

Jeremy froze. Before tonight, the closest he'd been to a woman was
when he was being breastfed and accidently slipped between the
mountainous duo beside him. His mother had fallen asleep and it was
several hours before they found him again. He'd still have flashbacks
and wake up screaming things like 'No! I can't breath! The horrible
fleshy suffocation!'

Eighteen years of torment and he was finally ready to take his first
pubescent step towards a nipple that wasn't his own. But was he really
ready? Confusion and fear swam in his mind.

'Ur', he stammered, and sat down on the bed. 'I'm afraid I've gone limp.'

Ami stared blankly at him. This had never happened before. Perhaps the
teddy was a bad idea after all.. The exotic doesn't appeal to
everyone, after all.

'I'm sorry, this is most embarrassing.' He glanced around the room and
saw a bottle of red wine perched upon a rather ornate bed table.
'Would you like a drink?'
« Last Edit: Today at 04:05am by IntoTheRain »

Ami noticed that the man looked a little nervous.

"If you want you could have a little drink first, to help you relax."

She got up and walked across the room, bending over seductively
infront of a cupboard.

"We've got plenty of stuff in here, do you want anything?"

Ami turned to look at him, flicking long blonde curls out of her
emerald eyes and smiling sweetly, exposing perfectly straight rows of
white pearls. Her robe had now slipped completely off one shoulder,
revealing her translucent red, lace teddy, through which you could see
a nipple. She made no effort to cover herself up, and reached into
another cupboard for two glasses.

A few drinks later left both in fits of giggles, Jeremy's nerves lost
in the perfumed swirls of her hair. Slowly, gently, their lips met and
a passion welled so great it left them trembling and clutching at one
another with uncontrollable lust.

As they locked together Jeremy felt a searing gush of blood as his
already swollen member sprang forth into powerful erection. Thrusting
deep inside her, the chains of reality shattered into dust as the
writhing figures became one in a tangle of insurmountable pleasure, a
sensation so great it broke every boundary of mind and body and left
them, gasping and moaning, in an extasy so high it brushed the heavens

next is an image of when i somehow (someone sent me?) attained a large number of the Oslen Twins mini photos at one singular point in time , with some delight

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FFGenerations

7088 Posts

August 24 2015 23:29 GMT

back when i was mean

and yes, i was a genius

and a massive dick

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Disclaimer: He was asking for it :P

Your tell history is: 

kos tells you: Guess not:/ 
You tell kos: want to chat anyway :P 
kos tells you: lol ok 
You tell kos: how often do you have to shit? :P 
kos tells you: i'm half drumk 
kos tells you: and have high 
You tell Sined L'Magii: how often do you have to shit? :P 
You tell kos: high? :D 
kos tells you: half* 
You tell kos: i wish :D 
kos asks you: not too often? 
You tell kos: i only have cigs 
You ask kos: once a day? 
You ask kos: or less? 
kos tells you: i would say just a little bit less 
You tell kos: really 
You tell kos: impressive 

(it begins)

You tell Sined L'Magii: i'd say about 6 times a day judging by your photo but what do i know :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: there's no shame in being overweight you know :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: you could probably put it to some use :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: sinking enemy warships for example :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: your cv is quite impressive to be honest :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: i never knew an achiever over 17 stone 
You tell Sined L'Magii: it just goes to show :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: if you put your weight into it you can achieve anything :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: i bet you eat beef log instead of christmas pudding am i right :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: do they need a forklift to shift your corpse, 'permit' command doesnt always work am i right :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: i wonder if fat people celebrate christmas :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: or is it just an extension of their daily routine :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: i'm waiting for a reply but i guess your mouth if full of pie :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: that's niot a bad thing 
You tell Sined L'Magii: if we didn't have fat people in the world we would have nothing to aspire to avoid :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: i wonder if your turds are relative to your body mass, that would be amusing 
You tell Sined L'Magii: bet you clog up the toilet pretty regular right :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: there's nothing like a fat nerd i've always said :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: you could audition for movies :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: sined the landfill 
You tell Sined L'Magii: santa claus is supposed to be fat, if you lost a few stone you could become one of them :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: i wonder what the life expectancy for someone over 20 stone is, it can't be large, more like gigantic :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: do you kiss yourself when you walk under the mistletoe :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: i bet if i focused neck and attacked your i'd only get hits on your stomach 
You tell Sined L'Magii: you'd bump into yourself standing in a single doorway :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: you should get a constitution bonus based on your sheer irl bodymass 
You tell Sined L'Magii: you should be the new basilisk 
You tell Sined L'Magii: in watching sined you feel more apt at eating 
You tell Sined L'Magii: i bet arabic people are repelled by you based on your sheer genetic affiliation to pork 
You tell Sined L'Magii: sined: 99% pork, 1% mouth 
You tell Sined L'Magii: even if we looted you bare i doubt we could drag your corpse :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: fat people are a drain on society, i hope you think about that everyone time you down a pork scratchling 
You tell Sined L'Magii: it's a good job food isn't ingame otherwise you'd never leave the university :P 
You tell Sined L'Magii: your impact on society is about 19 stone :P

FFGenerations

7088 Posts

August 24 2015 23:41 GMT

i was in or around teamliquid since 2003

the majority of my time i was not playing bw (although i was watching a lot of it. the good old days.)

instead i played a MUD (text-based MMO)

these were the days

that a person such as myself

could call themselves a pioneer of , at least online, trolling

(also i was a dick)

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Exote's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Here, I'll start us
off. Google! You smell!
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: I smell you

Your tell history is:
** Sun Jun 25 04:23:17 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: *grins* Trust me, hon, I'm female.
** Sun Jun 25 04:23:34 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: And a seamstress to boot, so I'm supposed to
have a dirty mind.
** Sun Jun 25 04:24:29 2006 **
You tell Acantha From Heaven: Okay tell me the reason and I'll tell you if I
was right
** Sun Jun 25 04:24:42 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven asks you: You had to ask a girl in your house?
** Sun Jun 25 04:25:28 2006 **
You tell Acantha From Heaven: No I'm just really intelligent
** Sun Jun 25 04:25:33 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: Three reasons. They chafe. They make the sides
of your panties bulky in weird ways, and they don't actually catch where
the leak is most likely to happen.
** Sun Jun 25 04:26:00 2006 **
You tell Acantha From Heaven: Maybe you're not tucking them in properly or
something :P
** Sun Jun 25 04:26:30 2006 **
You tell Acantha From Heaven: Have you tried various techniques or discussing
this with others
** Sun Jun 25 04:27:07 2006 **
You tell Acantha From Heaven: Maybe you have fat legs
** Sun Jun 25 04:27:18 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: They don't tuck. They're glued on one side.
Sticky.
** Sun Jun 25 04:27:41 2006 **
You ask Acantha From Heaven: Try shaving?
** Sun Jun 25 04:27:48 2006 **
You tell Acantha From Heaven: I don't know if that will help
** Sun Jun 25 04:27:52 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: And you're definitely a male. That was two mean
things to say in a row.
** Sun Jun 25 04:28:10 2006 **
You tell Acantha From Heaven: What that isn't mean I'm trying to help you
** Sun Jun 25 04:28:32 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: I don't have a problem, hon.
** Sun Jun 25 04:28:35 2006 **
You tell Acantha From Heaven: Just lose a bit of weight and you'll find lots of
obscure improvements in your life
** Sun Jun 25 04:28:55 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: *blinks slowly* Ummm.
** Sun Jun 25 04:29:17 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: Interesting assumption to make. Not to mention rude.
** Sun Jun 25 04:29:46 2006 **
You ask Acantha From Heaven: You just said you had three problems with panty
liners?
** Sun Jun 25 04:30:09 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: No. I said that there ARE three problems in
general with wings on pantyliners.

Sensation wisped: Hey I know this person with THREE personal problems with
panty liners.. anyone suggest where she could go for help?
Sensation wisped: Like a forum or website or something?

** Sun Jun 25 04:31:39 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: And I used it as an example of something a male
wouldn't be likely to say to prove himself female. I did not say it to
open myself to "suggestions" about my grooming and my weight.
** Sun Jun 25 04:32:11 2006 **
You ask Acantha From Heaven: Ah okay I understand now. Do you still want help
with these problems?
** Sun Jun 25 04:32:27 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: *grits her teeth* They aren't problems.
** Sun Jun 25 04:33:00 2006 **
You ask Acantha From Heaven: I'm sure there are other brands you could try;
like certain makes of shoe fit differently to others?
** Sun Jun 25 04:33:27 2006 **
Acantha From Heaven tells you: Congrats. You've officially made my not-worth-it
list. Cheery-bye.
** Sun Jun 25 04:34:07 2006 **
You tell Acantha From Heaven: Try sticking a sock up there

(One) Dansa's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Test
(One) Ultan's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: FAIL.
(One) Dansa's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Shut the FUCK UP
(One) Edwin's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: ..
(One) Ultan's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: 0.o
(One) Ogravoc's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: How aggressive.
(One) Fleo's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying that she blinks
(One) Andrew's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Oi, language if you please.
(One) Dansa's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Unlike your joke, that was unexpected

You ask Gnillot von Bruxa: Okay mind if I clarify acceptable words then?
You tell Gnillot von Bruxa: ASS RAPE FANNY CUNT DICKCHEESE WILLIES
You were destructed by Gnillot.

*03:32:18* GeorgeZim newbie-told: HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE
MENS WAREHOUSE.
*03:32:58* GeorgeZim newbie-told: RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUCIOUS
LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATLY FORCED MY
TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE
DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHO'S BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF
MY COLLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE
INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANTIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE
AS IT OBILTERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY
MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER
SYMBOLIC SIZE AND MAGNITUDE OF THE MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON
THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY
PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE
CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINITURE DAPPER ALBINO
BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST
SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH
Newbie Channel From 1 to 23 of 41 (56%) - h for help.
THE PLEASANT PUPPYLIKE WHORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACID STOPCOCK OF
JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL
OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERING.
*03:33:01* GeorgeZim newbie-told: I GUARANTEE IT.

*03:33:18* Denisgaylol newbie-told: Why do you have to tape up a hamster? So
that it won't explode when Sined fucks it in the ass.

Nabber wisped: ..im on a 2mb connection and so is the other person. whats wrong with my connection ?
Sined wisped: you're on it
Nabber wisped that he rofls
Nabber wisped: how many sausage rolls did it take to fuel that one sined ?

Q: Why did God kill all the dinosaurs? A: Because they couldnt fit in the boat lolz --Chibi

You whisper into the wooden bracelet.
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: What rediculous
fool is arguing cannabis is unsafe anyway
Hyperion's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Smoking tobacco
is really not good for your lungs
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: OH WOW REALLLLY
Hyperion's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: YA RLY
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Just shoot
yourself Hyperion
Rentra's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: it is actually
unsafe if not properly used,
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: What, like a car?
Hyperion's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Oh great, I
can't get away from Google in real life and now I have to see it one the
disc too
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Hence shoot
yourself
Rentra's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: sort of only a car
isn't going to deteriorate brain funcions if not properly manufactured
ViRE Tetario rolls around on the floor laughing at you.
Hyperion's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: I think I will
wait for the google-bubble to burst first
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: OH REALLY SO
CRASHING A CAR DOESN'T DAMAGE ANYONE?
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: JESUS CHRIST
> ViRE's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Yes?
Glyph's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: crashing a car is
not anything to do with drugs
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: YOU'RE SO FUCKING
STUPID
Sined's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Oi language
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: OI FATTY - SHOVE IT
You have been gagged by Arwyn for the reason: 'YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID'.
You will not be able to shout, chat or use the newbie channel until the gag is
removed.

Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Hi, 4 years ago I
editted playerstats, lied through my teeth about it for a prolonged
period, then eventually threatened sabotage and abuse. But 4 years later
age 24 of all things, I've pretty much matured. You can believe me right.
aErO's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Google your not in
possession of all the fact there :P
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: And to top it all
off, you're fat

aErO's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Google any more
questions? And dont feel your causing trouble. Your not. I need you to
understand what happened and the truth. Im hoping your understanding now :(
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: It's "you're"
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: I wouldn't ever
hire anyone who can't distinguish between "your" and "you're"
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Period.

aErO's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Ive explained what
happened to the channel... If people still think im a risk.... I wont be
hired. Simple. I have good vouches and a creator friend whos going to
vouch, I have alot of mates. So you google with all your bantering wont
stop me from being hired. Afterall, you are but 1 person.
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: I'm all BUT one
person?
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: So I'm NOT 1
person?
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Or what?
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: What the hell are
you trying to say here?
aErO's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: You are now ignoring
Google.
Google's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: And I find it
ironic how you explain your friend screwed you over and then go on to say
you have better friends than me

Aero's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: You tell Google:
Want to join mine and Exotes group? :) You have to be decent enough for
bandit camp :)
Aero's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Google tells you: I
don't group with losers

Rekrul's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Hey I lost some
iron gauntlets in that crash, any liaisons online?

Rekrul's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Who's the biggest
trend-setter, Ibsu or Laady? :P Bare in mind recent evidence at
[url=http://tique.fotopic.net/c870015_61.html]http://tique.fotopic.net/c870015_61.html[/url]

Rekrul's wispy voice comes from the wooden bracelet, saying: Haha, Blossem
really has :P

Note #55 by Rekrul at Fri Dec 30 19:58:37 2005 on board frog

On Fri Dec 30 19:49:44 2005, Waterfall wrote:

There is no legal infringement regarding a donation that is unspecific to the running of this freeware game. By your logic, of course, the mere existance of Discworld is enough to have Ceres and associates sued to the ends of the Earth. I believe that any pursuit of this idea would (obviously) be disassociated from direct funding of this game. A third party referral would be established and any correspondence would be untouchable by an already hazy and presumed question of legality.

Anyone who disagrees is either selfish or ignorant.

Comments?

Note #61 by Rekrulalt at Fri Dec 30 21:02:47 2005 on board frog

On Fri Dec 30 20:27:24 2005, Valoo wrote:

You know, I'm not one to insinuate anything, but ignorance is the first sign of an incompetent poster, don't you agree?

Note #53 by Rekrul at Fri Dec 30 19:39:33 2005 on board frog

On Fri Dec 30 19:36:07 2005, Waterfall wrote:

Hi Waterfall. Why don't you just shoot yourself, it'd probably be more useful to the world than posting that trash don't you think?

Ebisu's wispy voice comes from the dagger, saying: not really.. ;p someone said
its a beer in japan
SACKSPLITTER's wispy voice comes from the dagger, saying: So you're telling us
you're not Ibsu?

** Fri Feb 24 15:26:04 2006 **
You ask Paladine Skyblade: Maybe if I put less capitals?
** Fri Feb 24 15:26:18 2006 **
Paladine Skyblade tells you: It seems to some people obscene and distasteful in
references to other things.
** Fri Feb 24 15:26:54 2006 **
You tell Paladine Skyblade: Hm
** Fri Feb 24 15:27:14 2006 **
You ask Paladine Skyblade: How about SACKSLAYER?

(newbie) Runya: help
(newbie) Runya: sorry i'm completely and utterly clueless... didn't mean to do
that out loud!
(newbie) Aniline: It's alright. :) Check out "help essentials" for the basic
commands.
You newbie-tell: Try typing "shout 8" for instant help with this game.
> > (newbie) Ozmand: loads of help there
To the southeast, a sudden chill passes through the land as Fluf is carried off
screaming to the land of shades.
Ozmand chuckles at you.
Flurble looms over you.
> (newbie) Aniline: Actually, don't shout eight. It'll log you off.
(newbie) Fluf: I did shout 8 and got sort of 'destructed'
Flurble tells you: that's the kind of help we don't need, thanks. pull a stunt
like that again, your newbie channel access will be removed from you
(newbie) Runya: i'm not such a newbie as that!
You tell Flurble: It wasn't help though
> Nearby to the southwest, BarGhest yells: 8!
Nearby to the southwest, a sudden chill passes through the land as Barghest is
carried off screaming to the land of shades.
(newbie) Fluf: whats so wrong about shouting 8?
Flurble tells you: no, exactly. don't do it again
(newbie) Astofingas: It has 'connotations' in tHE Discworld Universe...
You yawn at Flurble.
> (newbie) Aniline: It's unlucky, like 13.
(newbie) Flurble: shouting 8 will get you logged off. it's what we'd call a
"feature"
(newbie) Fluf: Right...
You tell Flurble: Since when were your regulations so anal? Sounds like DW
isn't much fun anymore
Flurble tells you: ah, it's you.
Flurble sighs at you.
You were destructed by Sojan.

X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X

I have a story to tell about this fellow named Mark,
One of those pansy Assassins that hides from the dark.
He was Googol at first, but now plays him no longer,
Though he came back as Shinobi, still a deathmonger.
When real trouble comes calling, quite quickly he runs,
Leaving a glimpse of his belly and his wiggling buns.

He met the newbie Psaophic, a sharp enough lass,
And they became close, though that would soon pass.
Also in 'passing,' he coveted his alt's Obsidian Boots,
But couldn't pass them himself since they were known in cahoots.
So through Psaophic's hands they traveled, and on to his alts,
Without telling her it was him - she bore little fault.
Next he buried his Steel Gauntlets and covered them with earth,
And soon after he sued, to recover the item of such worth.

When their relationship ended, it came as little surprise,
After all, he'd editted a log to damn her with his lies.
Psaophic moved on to find love for both mud and real life,
She exchanged vows with her beau on the Disc as his wife.
Shinobi, enraged, had the ring stolen from her hand,
And went to Klatch on bitter quest to cover it in sand.
If she'd embrace another man, then her valuables he'd bury,
Since it had become clear he was the Ass' she'd never marry.

Shinobi met another newbie, this one calling herself Sunny
(No relation to the Thief, though some thought the likeness funny).
From Googol to Shinobi, a compact he wanted her to pass,
So she agreed quite sweetly, the persona of a naive lass.
That friendship soon broke, as her feigned innocence ended,
And he discovered he'd already known the girl he befriended.

Next he found 'his woman' Jozline, perfect to satisfy an itch.
She's obedient to him and as rabid - he's found his ideal ... witch.
They seem to be in love, but there's some doubt it will last,
For the future is often made clearer in the deeds of the past.

- Val

You tell Desperate: Don't make us kill your girlfriend again :P

hand: R U T K A H O:
[gummibears!] Flamore: Just hurry up and move =p
Toushin D'Man grins.
[gummibears!] Flamore: Or, pass.
[gummibears!] Kaiten: laughs and laughs
[gummibears!] Kaiten: omg this is a good one :P
[gummibears!] Shinobi: just play it
You play the word 'YURT' at C14 in right scoring 9 points on the scrabble board.
Flamore Keiretsu blinks.
[gummibears!] Kaiten: Yurt: "A circular, domed, portable tent used by nomadic
peoples of central Asia"
You roll around on the floor laughing.
[gummibears!] Staria: ohffs dictionary.com is from this day forth BANNED from
all scrabble games with me ;oP
Toushin D'Man rolls around on the floor laughing.
[gummibears!] Kaiten: oh shit its worth 9 points :P

Rondros Wynterfyre tells you: btw, *on top* for neraida wanting you dead:
expect 2 contracts and 2 PK kills for logging off in combat, and 1 each on
top for saying 'fuck off' to me :P
** Tue Feb 25 10:27:21 2003 **
You ask Rondros Wynterfyre: when did i say fuck off to you?
** Tue Feb 25 10:27:31 2003 **
Rondros Wynterfyre tells you: when you were really drunk :)

17:33:52[prospero] Sakkura: k
17:36:03[prospero] Sakkura: go
17:36:07[prospero] Sakkura: im getting cramps

Note #60 by Xie at Wed Sep 10 19:46:40 2003 on board fluff
Sakkura is cool, I mean she's got a huge level of fighting ability in only her 17 days on the disc and she's highly committed to the mud and numberchasing unlike an idler like me.

I've played with her in a group and she's strong, a crutch to lean on.

Anyways, I know Im starting to rant and its probably anoying, so I'll stop now.

This is strange,
Xie

(Two) Penguin's wispy voice comes from the one-handed battle axe, saying:
SHIRTSU
Brother David says: Anything I am given I leave here for others to use.
two helo penguin
You whisper into the one-handed battle axe.
(Two) Sakkura's wispy voice comes from the one-handed battle axe, saying: helo
penguin
> two soz for pretending 2 b a gurl to u :((
You whisper into the one-handed battle axe.
(Two) Sakkura's wispy voice comes from the one-handed battle axe, saying: soz
for pretending 2 b a gurl to u :((
> (Two) Penguin's wispy voice comes from the one-handed battle axe, saying: hell
o
beautiful
two o shit
You whisper into the one-handed battle axe.
(Two) Sakkura's wispy voice comes from the one-handed battle axe, saying: o
shit
> [Prodigy enters Discworld -- sato]
(Two) Elessar's wispy voice comes from the one-handed battle axe, saying: rofl

> two loooool pwned
You whisper into the one-handed battle axe.
(Two) Sakkura's wispy voice comes from the one-handed battle axe, saying:
loooool pwned
> tell elessar LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You tell Elessar Ookerton: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You shout in Morporkian: BTW TEH ROYAL IS IN FECTED WITH SARS LOL

You tell DantheMan Dominare: hay want this cool blue crystal ring with 4-6
charges instead
** Tue Sep 23 16:46:55 2003 **
DantheMan Dominare tells you: sure, but I will check to make sure it has
charges :p
** Tue Sep 23 16:47:09 2003 **
You tell DantheMan Dominare: wtf
** Tue Sep 23 16:47:13 2003 **
You tell DantheMan Dominare: no deal

17:34:50[prospero] Sakkura: last night
17:34:52[prospero] Sakkura: i was like
17:35:06[prospero] Sakkura: You really are a Star, Craft
17:35:09[prospero] Sakkura: and he was like
17:35:13[prospero] Sakkura: wtf
17:35:23[prospero] Sakkura: and i was like
17:35:29[prospero] Sakkura: No seriously, I Korea whole book about you and not get bored
17:35:34[prospero] Sakkura: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
17:35:43[prospero] Sakkura: then i had a wank
17:35:43[prospero] Xie: @_@

(Two) Sakkura's wispy voice comes from the one-handed battle axe, saying: hay
could i set up a triggar with a hardwaer link so evary teim some1 givesme
a tell it jersk me off lol

** Sat Sep 27 09:20:12 2003 **
You tell Xie: speak japanese to me again plz its sexy
** Sat Sep 27 09:20:28 2003 **
Xie tells you: hidoi...
** Sat Sep 27 09:20:32 2003 **
You tell Xie: more
** Sat Sep 27 09:20:50 2003 **
You tell Xie: come on
** Sat Sep 27 09:20:56 2003 **
Xie tells you: um
** Sat Sep 27 09:21:18 2003 **
Xie tells you: mainichi kazoku ishoni daiji ni iku
** Sat Sep 27 09:21:30 2003 **
You tell Xie: keep going almost done
** Sat Sep 27 09:21:46 2003 **
Xie tells you: kimochi!!!! : p
** Sat Sep 27 09:21:58 2003 **
You tell Xie: shit thanks man

HolyMike wisped: can someone tell me how to get the whirlwind
Gnash wisped: Anyone wanna try abusing my origami demon?
Sakkura wisped: yoiu have to shrink it first, holIeMiekS, try the shrink spell
HolyMike wisped: how high does that need to go?
Sakkura wisped: not very, but if you equip the lance then you need almost
doubl
e
Stickgod wisped: what stat does the flat cap enhance
Vandrad wisped: Intelligence and wisdom.
HolyMike wisped: um... im new so double from wut... and wuts the lance?
Sakkura wisped: oh don't worry about that until you join avatar specialisation
IronTygre wisped: flat cap is +3 wis +2 int and -3 str
Sakkura wisped: just concentrate on finding a tutor and make sure your ability
points don't fall below 30
HolyMike wisped: i did join.. im level 13
Sakkura wisped: oh cool then afk
HolyMike wisped: afk?
Sakkura wisped: AFK
Slitche wisped: t-shop anyone?
Cael wisped: help tla
Sakkura wisped: cael if yuo need help try the newby channel
Cael wisped: wtf are you talking about?
Stickgod wisped: what stat item increases strngth
Cael wisped: i told him to go to Help TLA to see what afk meant
Cael wisped: prick
Sakkura wisped: magic gauntlets (make sure its the +2 version from dinky)
IronTygre wisped: steel gauntlets, isn't it?
Devik wisped: whats the best way of getting to oc from am and back?
Mandarb wisped: Stop the swearing.
Cael wisped: portal
Narf wisped: The carriage works well too.
Sakkura wisped: yes plz no swearign on talker!
Stickgod wisped: so to dinky i go, anyone know the price of the guantletas
Sakkura wisped: 6 or 7 but you might get luckie stickgod
Cael wisped: ok, my lovly, please shut your face.
Devik wisped: i cant find a carriage that works between am and oc
IronTygre wisped: What's your problem Cael?

Stickgod asks you: do you know where i can get some dex gloves from?
** Sun Sep 28 19:53:55 2003 **
You tell Stickgod: a shop i think
** Sun Sep 28 19:54:21 2003 **
Stickgod asks you: but none in am have it, will the t-shop wen i eventually
find it?
** Sun Sep 28 19:54:27 2003 **
You tell Stickgod: okay bye
Stickgod thanks you.

(Warriors) Chimara's wispy voice comes from the one-handed battle axe, saying:
"Sakkura asks you: okay fag. btw do you have ny pictare of ur mom...?"

Oh and I've changed my name since it was offensive. If you get an offensive word there please forgive me cos I have changed all the swear words that I can see. OK, here it is:

Dinewiz says:
I've put my site up for my friends to see, it's only up for them atm. It'll be back down soon, wanna see it?
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
Okay sure
Dinewiz says:
[url=http://www.geocties.com/dinewiz]www.geocties.com/dinewiz[/url]
Dinewiz says:
Is the site.
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
link aint work?
Dinewiz says:
Spelt it wrong, d'oh!
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
bah
Dinewiz says:
[url=http://www.geocities.com/dinewiz]www.geocities.com/dinewiz[/url] should work.
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
im blind
Dinewiz says:
Please give me feedback, good or bad.
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
is your sister hot
Dinewiz says:
Not really...
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
send me a few pics of her and ill tell you?
Dinewiz says:
I haven't got any downloaded....I need to get my dads scanner out...
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
okay gogogo
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
in return ill...
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
how old is she btw
Dinewiz says:
16.
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
what do you want in return for saucy pix of ur sister?
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
i can give you links to great websites
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
or money on dw
Dinewiz says:
Jesus dude, I hope you are ****ing kidding..
LCJ [url=http://www.sexylosers.com]http://www.sexylosers.com[/url] what up gangstaaa? says:
no way man, if they're going to waste in some photo album whats the point in having them
Dinewiz says:
**** off.

So what do you people think?

You tell Elauna Winterlight: will u put 'ohohuuu is a fucking faggot' in the
closing notes or sommat? is it allowed or is it profanety
** Sun Oct 5 13:54:09 2003 **
Tell History From 24 to 46 of 49 (93%) - h for help. Elauna Winterlight tells yo
u: We don't do that sort of thing :)

Velver tells you: Irixgero called me rude rofl :P
** Sun Oct 5 13:56:44 2003 **
You tell Velver: he is malick
** Sun Oct 5 13:56:54 2003 **
You tell Velver: dumboat
** Sun Oct 5 13:56:58 2003 **
You tell Velver: selfpwnage
** Sun Oct 5 13:57:04 2003 **
Velver tells you: No she isn't?:P
** Sun Oct 5 13:57:08 2003 **
You tell the ghost of Irixgero: wtf

Romez tells you: can you not read? I don't remember saying 'defeeted' I said
defeated. Seriously though, you are the biggest retard I have
ever met on this MUD.

Voltage wisped: anyone selling iron guantlets that are nice?
Sakkura wisped: haha
Voltage wisped: some people swear way to much

Korgoth DeNightshade asks you: what street?
** Fri Oct 10 06:17:53 2003 **
You ask Korgoth DeNightshade: ??
** Fri Oct 10 06:18:39 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade asks you: you are lost no?
** Fri Oct 10 06:18:45 2003 **
You ask Korgoth DeNightshade: no what?
** Fri Oct 10 06:18:55 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade asks you: are you lost?
** Fri Oct 10 06:19:05 2003 **
You ask Korgoth DeNightshade: what do you mean?
** Fri Oct 10 06:19:38 2003 **
You ask Korgoth DeNightshade: do you need help?
** Fri Oct 10 06:19:56 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: "In the distance to the west, Sakkura shouts:
HALP LOST HALP HASLP"
** Fri Oct 10 06:20:52 2003 **
You tell Korgoth DeNightshade: soz i dont undertsnad
** Fri Oct 10 06:21:06 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: you shouted for help.
** Fri Oct 10 06:21:18 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: you shouted you were lost.
** Fri Oct 10 06:21:24 2003 **
You ask Korgoth DeNightshade: just now?
** Fri Oct 10 06:21:30 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: "In the distance to the west, Sakkura shouts:
HALP LOST HALP HASLP"
** Fri Oct 10 06:21:38 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: that is what you said.
** Fri Oct 10 06:21:38 2003 **
You tell Korgoth DeNightshade: o rite
** Fri Oct 10 06:21:56 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade asks you: one guesses you arne tlost?
** Fri Oct 10 06:22:05 2003 **
You ask
Korgoth DeNightshade: i arne lost?
** Fri Oct 10 06:22:05 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: arent*
** Fri Oct 10 06:22:15 2003 **
You tell Korgoth DeNightshade: hang on
** Fri Oct 10 06:23:13 2003 **
You tell Korgoth DeNightshade: ok
** Fri Oct 10 06:23:19 2003 **
You tell Korgoth DeNightshade: yes please
** Fri Oct 10 06:23:33 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade asks you: Yes please what? You are lost?
** Fri Oct 10 06:24:09 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: *is confused very muchly*
** Fri Oct 10 06:24:48 2003 **
You exclaim to Korgoth DeNightshade: lol i think u are confused!
** Fri Oct 10 06:24:56 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: very very confused
** Fri Oct 10 06:25:08 2003 **
You tell Korgoth DeNightshade: 1 moment plz
** Fri Oct 10 06:27:04 2003 **
You exclaim to Korgoth DeNightshade: i think he must be on drugz lol!
** Fri Oct 10 06:27:08 2003 **
You tell Korgoth DeNightshade: soz mistell
** Fri Oct 10 06:27:20 2003 **
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: Hehe NP

Sakkura wisped: Sorry for abusing channel two!

Chimara wisped: Basically, Cohen is needed to join the guild, i know atm
Feather apparently works but i reckon this may change soon, since the
signs i think say go to Cohen.
Sakkura wisped: So what about Feather?
Feather wisped: I'm being attacked by Sakkura!
Chimara wisped: OH FFS!

Chimara wisped: Some girls that i hardly know are suddenly asking me questions and stuff on the way to and from school, it's freaky. :\
Sakkura wisped: girls are talking to yo omfg
Chimara wisped: Right, ignore Sakkura, that's better. :P

** Fri Oct 10 16:10:29 2003 **
Lamech tells you: you were warned
** Fri Oct 10 16:10:35 2003 **
You ask Lamech: ??
** Fri Oct 10 16:10:51 2003 **
Lamech asks you: you killing cohen?
** Fri Oct 10 16:10:57 2003 **
You ask Lamech: flak and lancetp told me to kill him for proof?????
** Fri Oct 10 16:11:01 2003 **
You ask Lamech: ??????????
** Fri Oct 10 16:11:13 2003 **
Lamech asks you: do I look like I care who told you what?
** Fri Oct 10 16:11:23 2003 **
You tell Lamech: you look like a motherfucker

Kilik asks you: how do i become a worshiper of gufnork?
You tell Kilik: go to the tiger den at the bottom of elm street and prey to
tiger, pluck fluff from tiger, worship gufnork
Kilik tells you: were is the tiger den?/
You tell Kilik: go to the end of elm street (west morpork) and its in the alley
You tell Kilik: tell me wen ur there
Kilik tells you: ok

Feather wisped: I'm being attacked by Sakkura!
Chimara wisped that he sighs: Second time in 2 days, i'm gonna have to have
words with Ximthea.
Grom wisped: ack..
Chimara wisped: I.e. Get Sakkura disavowed.

*22:11:53* Rajin newbie-told: is there any way i can get a dancing monkey on this game :P
*22:14:03* Rajin newbie-told: id probably call it chimara, not for any particular reason

Rajin wisped: monkey monkey
Rajin wisped: chimara
Chimara wisped that he |
Chimara wisped: Who the hell?!

Sined L'Magii tells you: ach ... you group with uber gits

Kzo's wispy voice comes from the battered nodachi, saying: Dont help sakkura ..
she called me a faggot 3 times which is insulting the homosexual public ..
and she purposly crashed the cwc ferry to try and kill me.

Sekkite's wispy voice comes from the battered nodachi, saying: Hmm. Isn't
Sakkura the person who flicked me off when I peered at her when she killed
the bandit camp shopkeeper?

Mellandrin d'Deridex tells you: He said you called him a faggot because he
didn't want to buy a pair of iron gauntlets from you.

Chimara wisped: Oh my lord, a black bug, with a long sting type thing, orangey
legs and a pair of wings, what the hell is that?! IRL i mean. ;)
Chimara wisped: I think it had 6 legs...yes 6.
Sakkura wisped: that's your dick

Chimara wisped: I'm gonna make sure you have to leave the MUD when you go PK, i
ain't having no one ask for pictures of my mum!
Sakkura wisped: o rly
Skarbek wisped: one hanhed yep
Chimara wisped: In fact i'm tempted to hand my log in and complain to Sakkura.
Chimara wisped: COmplain about rather.
Koryn wisped: Can I have pictures of your....? No wait...
Koryn wisped that she decides to stay on the MUD.
Sakkura wisped: don't say that koryn or he'll TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND CRY IRL
Chimara wisped: Shut up Sakkura, you asked my mate to take pictures of his
sister too.
Ekko wisped: then ill smash your face into a wall sakkura. :D
Koryn wisped: I just wanted them to stalk her with. And maybe make a small
voodoo doll.
Sakkura wisped: i bet ur moms fat and ugly nyway
Ekko wisped: thats taking it too far.
Chimara wisped: Right that is it you little git!
Channel Warriors From 1 to 23 of 25 (92%) - h for help.
Koryn wisped: (P.S. Can we keep the threats of violence and abuse to a minimum,
thanks?)

(Warriors) Chimara's wispy voice comes from the battered nodachi, saying:
Right, i'm gonna have words with Ximthea, that's the 3rd time he's
attacked Feather/Cohen.

Chibi wisped: Vikiq,m you are the most beautiful and cenchanting person I'eve
ever encountered on an olnline interface :)
Ipso wisped: Hehe my friend got his grandma a kitten for her birthday and when
she opened the box she screamed and threw it.
Smellyrob wisped: Tally-Ho
VikiQ wisped: ...
VikiQ wisped: I'm beautiful and cenchanting? :P
Cthulhu wisped that he whispers to Vikiq "Psst, I think he has the hots for
you."
VikiQ wisped: Oh gods.
Chibi wisped: Sorry, i had to et get it out before I met you in the febmeet :)
Reix wisped: What's "cenchanting" mean?
VikiQ wisped: Hey, I'm taken. :P
Chibi wisped: Okay, but just remember my 7 inch cock when we're stanbding
together at the meet :)

VikiQ wisped that she looks STUPID.
VikiQ wisped: Like a STUPID HEAD.
Chibi wisped: ROLF AIMBOT
Ipso wisped that he comforts VikiQ.
Chibi wisped: genius
VikiQ wisped: ..Does Chibi scare anyone else, or is it just me?
Chibi wisped: Just you!
Chibi wisped: ahahahahahahahahahaha
VikiQ wisped: Should I be worried?
VikiQ wisped: (BEcause I am)
Chibi wisped: Can you MANAGE that EXTRA INCH? :)
VikiQ wisped: Extra from what?
Chibi wisped: ahahahahahahah iu kill myself

Chibi wisped: hey vikiq have you ever considered marriage?
Chibi wisped: misstell
VikiQ wisped that she blinks.

You whisper into the small stick.
Chibi's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: 7''

Chibi wisped: reix is an didiot anyway
VikiQ wisped: What is a didiot?
Chibi wisped: Wouldn't you like to know, babey? :-)
VikiQ wisped: No.
Chibi wisped: TOO LATE
VikiQ wisped: I am completely uninterested in anyone who cannot spell baby.
Hinge wisped: damn straight, baybee.
Chibi wisped: Vikiq is just tight
Chibi wisped: aniother mistell
VikiQ wisped: Why are you obsessed with me? WHY?
VikiQ wisped: I am quite annoying and horrible and rather ugly actually if I'm
honest so just go away now okay?
Chibi wisped: you are the beauty that no moutntain can attain? you plague my
every thgouth? you are by no means fat? or have 'rolls'?
VikiQ wisped: ...
Chibi wisped: hahahaha rolls ahhahahaha
Chibi wisped: 4real

VikiQ of Yorkshire tells you: Say 'please fix my legs'.
say plz fix legs
You say: plz fix legs
> say plz fix my legs
You say: plz fix my legs
>
> say not working =(
You say: not working =(

[prospero] Angror: Can you bless him odious? :p
[prospero] Odious: cant, need some incest

08:51:45[prospero] Sakkura: hahahahahaha
08:51:49[prospero] Sakkura: ionstead
08:51:55[prospero] Sakkura: of sending pics of hot 14yo
08:52:01[prospero] Sakkura: i should send
08:52:05[prospero] Sakkura: pics of tubgirl
08:52:07[prospero] Sakkura: ROLF
08:52:13[prospero] Velver: ........

[prospero] Velver: Sined L'Magii tells you: so you're associating with the git
club eh

Feather wisped: I'm being attacked by Kzo!
Sakkura wisped: DISAVOW

Borisjnr Soulfire says: wtf, why attack shop keeper? :)
Borisjnr Soulfire says: you're a wanker, a regular wanker, that was the t shop

Sabriel wisped: So whats all the Buzz about? This Genuine Sanrio Hello Kitty
Vibrator represents Japanese Pop Culture at its Best!! Looking for a
really unique gift for someone? Or maybe you would just like a new toy

for
yourself :) This is the place to order the very Hard to find Hello Kitty
Vibrator !!
Sabriel wisped: mischat
[garbage]
Sakkura wisped: like they mischat about dildos and everyone goes LOL ROLF WAT
A FUNNY MISCHAT

Cohen wisped: Why, little Sakkura the frenzied warrior thinksh she can kill

me.
Letsh shee if she is right!
Moreor wisped: lol
Chimara wisped: ...
Skarbek wisped: LOL
Chimara wisped: I'm gonna have words with Ximthea me thinks.
Moondog wisped: Why? :)
Sakkura wisped: wtf you sed that 4 times already

[prospero] Velver: Thanks for sharing :)
[prospero] Velver has kicked Kael from the group.
[prospero] Kael has left the group.

Jehuty wisped: come out of Bro davids :)
Sakkura wisped: i have you gged in one finger
Sakkura wisped: ( teh 'e' key)

Sakkura wisped: answer: ME AND IT WAS THRU HIS HED
Sakkura wisped: rolf

You whisper into the small stick.
Sakkura's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: ahahahaha jew

zz says:
i ant got no fuk buddy u biatch
xx says:
2mro, lucy, skl is gna b so funy
xx says:
cas im chattin 2 ure LOVER
xx says:
haha
xx says:
nd libra cn prove it
suck good weed says:
so can the doctor when he takes her next smear

12:43:10[bai hui] Ibsu: Hey
12:43:18[bai hui] Ibsu: I've been leading for hours, wanna give it a go? :)
12:43:29[bai hui] Harakiri: daw!
12:43:33[bai hui] Harakiri: i was tricked
12:43:37[bai hui] Ibsu: No way man
12:43:45[bai hui] Ibsu: If you do wanna lead thats cool
12:43:49[bai hui] Ibsu: But I'm so tired
12:43:53[bai hui] Ibsu: He's afk :(
12:44:01[bai hui] Ibsu: Helping his sick mom I think
12:44:05[bai hui] Harakiri: ok

Ibsu wisped: Can someone get me out of the KLK barracks soldier room please?
Cyzaki wisped: why can't you get yourself out?
Ibsu wisped: BECUASE ITS LOCKED
Ibsu wisped: jesus
Cyzaki wisped: ok, no need to shout!
Delusion wisped: crikey moses
Ruakh wisped: do you know where the room itself is located? get someone to
lpick your way out
Ibsu wisped: Yeah thanks for the tip, dipshit.

Tell History From 1 to 23 of 43 (53%) - h for help. ** Sun Feb 29 06:43:03 2004
**
You tell JAMtheMAN: Go fuck yourself.
** Sun Feb 29 06:43:15 2004 **
You ask Senara: where does the ferry appear, please?
** Sun Feb 29 06:43:31 2004 **
JAMtheMAN lazily tells you: hmmm i think i might just tell a cre that:)
** Sun Feb 29 06:43:39 2004 **
Senara tells you: 1 n of the se corner
** Sun Feb 29 06:43:47 2004 **
You ask JAMtheMAN: You tell me wrong directions on purpose?
** Sun Feb 29 06:43:51 2004 **
Senara tells you: assuming you mean the cwc ferry
** Sun Feb 29 06:43:57 2004 **
JAMtheMAN lazily tells you: no
** Sun Feb 29 06:43:59 2004 **
You ask JAMtheMAN: Grow up, 'tell a cre that', what are you 12?
** Sun Feb 29 06:44:17 2004 **
JAMtheMAN lazily tells you: actualy yes:P 13 in june

[we love slef...] Angette: can i have my rolling pin back please?
give pin to angette
You give a rolling pin to Wicked Angette von Bruxa.
> [we love slef...] Angette: thank you :)
cough
You cough.
> gs Misread
Wicked Angette von Bruxa clasps a rolling pin tightly in one fist.
[we love slef...] Ibsu: Misread

You ask Spectral: got any iron gauntlets for sale?
Spectral asks you: no...why are you asking me?
You tell Spectral: Why not? :P
Spectral tells you: well for one, you don't know me and it's pretty rude
You tell Spectral: Grow up :P
Spectral tells you: k genius, you're on another ignore list...good luck

*15:24:00* Esper newbie-told: NIPPLEZ
*15:25:10* Lanfear newbie-told: bosom, bust, chest, front, gland, mammilla,
nipple, teat, thorax, udder: body part.
*15:25:26* Esper newbie-told: k tnx

** Sat Mar 6 22:34:45 2004 **
You ask Hawkthorn di cino: Group?
** Sat Mar 6 22:34:55 2004 **
Hawkthorn di cino tells you: No thanks
** Sat Mar 6 22:56:53 2004 **
You ask Huntsekker Deerstalker: Group?
** Sat Mar 6 22:57:21 2004 **
Huntsekker Deerstalker tells you: I would have, except you kill stole. I dont
group with kill stealers, Sorry.
** Sat Mar 6 22:57:37 2004 **
You tell Huntsekker Deerstalker: Grow up
** Sat Mar 6 22:57:59 2004 **
Huntsekker Deerstalker asks you: I am. Im being rather polite about it. I could
call you a silly bint or somthing If you'd prefer?
** Sat Mar 6 22:58:16 2004 **
You ask Huntsekker Deerstalker: I killed a fucking peacock, who cares?
** Sat Mar 6 22:58:31 2004 **
Huntsekker Deerstalker tells you: I do, and If you persist in using that
language, Ill report you to a liaison.
** Sat Mar 6 22:59:15 2004 **
Tell History From 24 to 46 of 47 (97%) - h for help. You tell Huntsekker Deersta
lker: What a fucking baby

SevenPlusOne wisped: Lesson 3: Don't PK early :|
GorgonJim wisped: yeah
GorgonJim wisped: thats a good idea
SevenPlusOne wisped: Hmm... Assassins... or thieves...
SevenPlusOne wisped: Warriors....
Chimara wisped: Lesson 4: If you do, keep away from corpse looting Sakkura and
don't random friends of the uber.
SevenPlusOne wisped that he rages over chimara
SevenPlusOne wisped: DON'T SAY THAT NAME IN FRONT OF ME!
Chimara wisped: Oh, if you do go PK early, let your weapons say hello to
Sakkura.
ParANOIa wisped: SevenPlusOne refresh:ed:~(
SevenPlusOne wisped: I had to Para
SevenPlusOne wisped: Damn the watchmen
ParANOIa wisped: You died for your last time?:D
SevenPlusOne wisped: Yeo
Rosseforp wisped that he puts sakkura in the same category as muggers and yetis
SevenPlusOne wisped: Yep
SevenPlusOne wisped that he eyes people
SevenPlusOne wisped: STOP SAYING THAT NAME
Chimara wisped that he waves.

The mailing counter of the Post Office [e,w].
A closed dictionary is attached to the counter.
You are standing.

Sakkura arrives from the east.
Sakkura boggles at the concept.
A soft glow spreads out from Sakkura's middle to envelop her.
Sakkura equips a fine sabre and a yellow stone ring.
Sakkura looks vigilant.
Sakkura goes red in the cheeks, rolls her eyes and screams pathetically.
Sakkura goes red in the cheeks, rolls her eyes and screams pathetically.
Sakkura goes red in the cheeks, rolls her eyes and screams pathetically.
Sakkura goes red in the cheeks, rolls her eyes and screams pathetically.
Sakkura kneels down.
Sakkura meditates.
Sakkura goes red in the cheeks, rolls her eyes and screams pathetically.
Sakkura sighs.
Sakkura hums.

The mailing counter of the Post Office [e,w].
Sakkura is meditating here.
A closed dictionary is attached to the counter.
You are standing.

Sakkura twiddles her thumbs.
The killer here is Sakkura.
You raise one eyebrow at Sakkura.
Sakkura suddenly takes on a crazed look.
You ask Sakkura: Can I help you?
Sakkura pursues you.
Sakkura stands up.
Sakkura moves aggressively towards you!
Sakkura slices her fine sabre into your left foot.
Hp: 1044 (1148) Gp: 326 (326) Xp: 108163
Sakkura perforates your neck with her short sword.
Hp: 881 (1148) Gp: 326 (326) Xp: 108166
Sakkura slices her fine sabre across your right leg.
Sakkura makes a kebab of your head with her fine sabre.
You try to leave east but Sakkura blocks your way!
Hp: 571 (1148) Gp: 298 (326) Xp: 108207
Sakkura takes a sliver off your left arm with her fine sabre.
Sakkura slices her fine sabre into your right leg.

> gs can you make me group leader?
[bai hui] Ibsu: can you make me group leader?
[bai hui] By the power vested in Sirene, Ibsu has been appointed as the new
leader of the group.
group kick morph
[bai hui] You kick Morph from your ranks.
[bai hui] Morph has left the group.
> group kick sirene
[bai hui] You kick Sirene from your ranks.
[bai hui] Sirene has left the group.
> group invite decimation

Yorcadon says:
Korgoth asked on the channel if someone would scry someone for him
Yorcadon says:
friends add korgoth
You ask Korgoth DeNightshade: Who?
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: zhar
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: please
Korgoth DeNightshade asks you: Can you do it?
** Sun Mar 14 22:41:38 2004 **
You tell Korgoth DeNightshade: Yes.
Korgoth DeNightshade tells you: Thankyou
You tell Korgoth DeNightshade: You're welcome.
friends remove korgoth

(Witches) Reime's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: Im not
going to be happy, if i changed it all, id only be complaing in the next
few years tht i wished i would have left my rearrange alone
(Witches) Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: perhaps
you'll hit menopause by then :P

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: how do you fit
1000 jews in a van?
Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: put them in the
ash tray

Ibsu wisped: Whats white from far away and black close up?
Ibsu wisped: A cotton field.

Ibsu wisped: WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: you all suck

Ibsu has been suspended until Fri Apr 23 10:13:26 2004.
Dogbolter wisped: If anyone else wishes to exterminate a race, could they make
themselves known.

Libertine's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I think the person
who'd want to remove 20 days of someone's life for quoting South Park
needs, to quote, a kick in the nuts :P

(Warriors) Auron's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: some people
are twats, and don't realise that other characters are actually people,
and as such, don't talk to them like people
(Warriors) Wossack's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Try to
avoid using the t- word please...
You whisper into the small stick.
(Warriors) IntoTheRain's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: And
some people are just natural born pussies :P
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: don't push it. :)

Lateer wisped: Well, did *you* tell him that we don't like that behaviour?
Lateer wisped: If you didn't, then you've no cause to complain when he does it.
Wossack wisped: He didnt say anything disrespectful to me.
Lateer wisped: Well, now you know he does it, what are *you* going to do about
it? Hmmmm?
Wossack wisped: Ask him to watch his mouth and treat people like people.
Lateer wisped: On you go, then. Let's see it.
(Warriors) Wossack's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Pardon?
(Warriors) Lateer's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Well, you
just said that you'd tell him to watch his mouth and to treat people like
people. On you go. Tell him.
[...]
Wossack wisped: 'Hello, hi yes, we've talked previously quite politely, but apparently you talk
ed badly to some other warrior who I dont know. Please
refrain from doing so in the future kthxbye'
Lateer wisped: Exactly. On you go. Without the kthxbai.
Wossack wisped: This is moronic.
IntoTheRain wisped: I wonder Lateer's motive is here, why don't you talk to him
instead Lateer, you seem eager
Lateer wisped: Why? Why not take responsibility and make the mud a better
place?
IntoTheRain wisped: Why don't you, and shut up about it at the same time too
Lateer wisped: Done.

You ask Ceres d'Immortal: By the way, what's your position on the current
'issue'?
** Thu Apr 22 18:21:36 2004 **
Ceres d'Immortal asks you: what is the current issue?
** Thu Apr 22 18:21:47 2004 **
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: No matter :P

Shinobi wisped: if kaiten is near you, be aware of him, don't trust him.
Shinobi wisped: he's a looter and likely to steal/loot from you. and he's being
dealt with asap.
Kaiten wisped: Hahah
Kaiten wisped: I'm sorry, I thought there was a brawl.
Shinobi wisped: i'm sorry, shut up.
Grissom wisped: erm, is that why you looted me then?
Kaiten wisped: I looted a few dollars to induce a little more excitement, if
you didn't notice I placed them back about 30 seconds later
Shinobi wisped: yeah, i'm going to induce a little more excitement for you and
ipso, too :)
Shinobi wisped: over the next few days, that is :)
Kaiten wisped: That's okay, I don't log in much :)
Shinobi wisped: *nods* i'll make sure that you don't have much time to loot
again, trust me :)
Kirrby wisped: hmmm tokjanggut's corpse is undecomposy... its been here since
this morning :-\
Shinobi wisped: and i wonder if ipso doesn't login either :)
Kaiten wisped: Nope

Bungee says: u should get her pregnant and u and dcdhol can form a support group

Chimara wisped: Though Rondros, that's extreme, I haven't even 'killed' someone for calling my mum a bitch...:p
Ibsu wisped: Because you're a failure, Chimara

(Witches) Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: I like
how you individualise yourself by being bad at things, that's cute

(Witches) Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: i'd
tell you to shut the hell up if that wasn't the funniest thing you'd said
all week

(Witches) Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: such a
retarded channel

(Witches) Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: The
last horse passes the finish line

(Witches) Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: How
misguided

(Witches) Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: Back to
the abortion clinic with you

(Witches) Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: I
suppose I had to expect this channel to be PMT every now and again

(Witches) Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying:
Fruitbats are a plague of the mortal world.

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: On a side-note,
Dcdhol has only one testicle.

You say: does this game support jews

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: He says he's fed
up with people thinking he's gay. :)
Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the pig-faced bascinet, saying: Accompanied with
an image of him inserting a 12 inch globe into his anus.
You have been gagged by Elera for the reason: 'obscenity 15 minutes'.
You will not be able to shout, chat or use the newbie channel until the gag is
removed.
Elera exclaims to you: Hi. Let's not talk about inserting things in anuses on
public channels. Thanks!

-----9/11, international day of mourningg------

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Anyone feel any
significant emotional discharge?

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I think it was their own
fault for defying Arab rule.

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: So, what are your
opinions on the current American view on gynacology?

Ibsu wisped: In my opinion
Ibsu wisped: Population culling should be manditory. People who fail the tests
should have their breeding permits prohitibed.
Ibsu wisped: Just an idea.

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I heard a lot of loose
birds are in America :)

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I think George Bush is
the best thing that has ever happened to America.

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I think Bush's attitude
towards gynacologists is spot on.

You ask Ceres d'Immortal: Is it because I am black?

Ceres d'Immortal tells you: Bye bye. And I'm not kidding about the complaints.
poke ceres I'm not kidding about your wife :P
You poke Ceres d'Immortal in the I'm not kidding about your wife :P.
> wave ceres
You wave to Ceres d'Immortal.

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Are blind people allowed
to vote?
Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: [If so, why?]
You have been gagged by Keil for the reason: 'Enough is enough.'.
You will not be able to shout, chat or use the newbie channel until the gag is
removed.

You tell Terano .NET: Remember me when you're dying with your hand trapped in
the window of a burning automobile.

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Does anyone here know a
humane way to 'get rid' of a cat? Thanks in advance.

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I'm not entirely sure if blind people should be permitted to vote.
Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I mean, it's not as if they can read much so they can't really form a legitimate view on current affairs.

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: My mouth is watering for one of those tastely orbs.

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: "My husband is getting a vasectomy and we're going to ask the doctor if we can keep his balls and I'm going to cook them and eat them because I love him. Can you suggest a recipe for human testicles?' Do you think this is humane?

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Do human testicles taste of sperm or sweat?

Ibsu's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Do you guys work out while playing this game? I can't think of a better time to do it.

-----End of Ibsu Bai Hui-----

*19:32:04* Esper newbie-told: hey, is there any way to get a dancing monkey on
this game?
*19:32:16* Esper newbie-told: i'd probably call it dcdhol, not for any
particular reason
*19:32:32* Lanfear newbie-told: Now now, play nice :)
*19:32:34* Nayeli newbie-told: right, keep it off newbie. :P

Kaiten wisped: I doubt a 30 year old can have a very fulfilling relationship with a 16 year old, unless she is extremely mature, or gagged.

You tell Gildor Huizinger: Peter Borgstrom, I widdle on your mother.

[-ass reamers-] The group has been renamed to -ass reamers-.
> [-ass reamers-] Thunder: Damnit

Your tell history is:
You tell Kiki Casaubon: What the fuck
You tell Kiki Casaubon: 240 perception? :P
Kiki Casaubon tells you: Language please...
Kiki Casaubon asks you: Yeah, 240 levels of ot.pe. What's strange about that?
You tell Kiki Casaubon: Sorry, were you offended by my harsh language? Oh, it's just pretty insane to advance it so high with such tiny bonus increase
Kiki Casaubon tells you: I don't like to see bad language used on here. Well, if I want a decent bonus I need lotsa levels :P
You ask Kiki Casaubon: Language is a part of culture, surely you wouldn't want to bring some sort of cultural racism to the disc?
Kiki Casaubon tells you: Oh, definitely. I'm culturally racist against people who use bad language, you see. </sarcasm>
You tell Kiki Casaubon: Heh. Okay.
Kiki Casaubon tells you: It's not appropriate for a MUD where young kids could be playing.
You tell Kiki Casaubon: I guess so. I've found during recently months that people are swearing constantly on tv, even before the 6pm watershed though.
You exclaim to Kiki Casaubon: Even in the Simpsons we have words constantly used, but they are banned here!
Kiki Casaubon tells you: So? Admin don't have control over the simpsons ;)
You tell Kiki Casaubon: I just find it inappropriate to restrict the language of an obviously adult game based on adult books in a culture that allows swearing :)
Kiki Casaubon asks you: Whose culture is that, then?
You tell Kiki Casaubon: The British culture
Kiki Casaubon tells you: Not everyone who plays here is British.
You tell Kiki Casaubon: Not everyone here is a clinicle retard but we should still have the right to call each other one :)
Kiki Casaubon tells you: No. People do NOT have the right to insult other people.
You tell Kiki Casaubon: I suppose you must be morally correct, I would understand but I don't have the capacity to think on your level :(

[ASS.REAMERS] Yukio: i said this is a place to exert my natural ambiguities

Pink hair for a blue girl, anythings funny when you're alone says:
[url=http://yarold.ath.cx/sw_rpg/page.php?x=6087615]http://yarold.ath.cx/sw_rpg/page.php?x=6087615[/url]
Pink hair for a blue girl, anythings funny when you're alone says:
can u click on that plz so l can get funds for my gay rpg

+ Sux2B[a]NIGGER is led by the brave Yukio Mikado and also includes Thunder
Mikado and Yarp Mikado.

+ Sux2B[a]NIGGER is led by the bold Yarp Mikado and has no other members.

Purge D'Underpowered asks you: do you have 15 lvls of fi.sp.we?
You tell Purge D'Underpowered: no
You tell Purge D'Underpowered: can you give it to me
You tell Purge D'Underpowered: in the ass

** Sat Nov 13 18:30:40 2004 **
Nageo tells you: I must go and hunt now, goodbye
** Sat Nov 13 18:30:52 2004 **
You tell Beale al'Nighter: okay whatever
** Sat Nov 13 18:31:06 2004 **
You tell Nageo: gay
** Sat Nov 13 18:31:38 2004 **
Nageo tells you: sorry. But gay isnt a very appropriate term for that. That
sucks works just as well without implying homosexual is an insult
** Sat Nov 13 18:31:58 2004 **
You tell Nageo: what> what are you saying
** Sat Nov 13 18:32:13 2004 **
You tell Nageo: i didnt' mean it like that i meant the other type
** Sat Nov 13 18:32:26 2004 **
You tell Nageo: where im from we say gay to mean happy, or just 'cool'
** Sat Nov 13 18:32:38 2004 **
You tell Nageo: so instead of saying okay or cool, we say gay
** Sat Nov 13 18:32:42 2004 **
Nageo tells you: oh, my apology then. From where I am, it's constantly used as
a negative term.

** Sat Nov 13 18:33:06 2004 **
Nageo tells you: my friend was on a bus stop the other day (sitting ontop) and
got called a fag. He's sitting up high, must be very homosexual;
** Sat Nov 13 18:33:34 2004 **
You tell Nageo: i agree with u
** Sat Nov 13 18:33:42 2004 **
Nageo tells you: some people, eh
** Sat Nov 13 18:33:52 2004 **
You tell Nageo: eh

Your tell history is:
** Sat Nov 13 18:39:07 2004 **
You tell Nageo: okay enough of the life story do you want to cyber :)
** Sat Nov 13 18:39:07 2004 **
Nageo asks you: awesome, you have msn?
** Sat Nov 13 18:39:25 2004 **
Nageo tells you: or do you use *gag* icq or aim. Or none. none is preferable to
those 2 :P (joking, jokin)
** Sat Nov 13 18:39:53 2004 **
You tell Nageo: i like to cyber on discworld it gets me horny and juicey :)
** Sat Nov 13 18:40:03 2004 **
Nageo tells you: mmm... hmm... o_O
** Sat Nov 13 18:40:57 2004 **
You tell Nageo: i push you back on the bed and mount you, my slender legs
wrapped about your body
** Sat Nov 13 18:41:27 2004 **
Nageo tells you: my penis rubs my vagina... I... wait! what the hell, when did
that happen? *glances with astonishment downwards, then shrugs*
** Sat Nov 13 18:41:39 2004 **
Nageo tells you: mmm... comic relief
** Sat Nov 13 18:42:08 2004 **
Nageo asks you: what room are you in?
** Sat Nov 13 18:42:14 2004 **
You tell Nageo: wait what r u saying
** Sat Nov 13 18:42:24 2004 **
You tell Nageo: it is your penis and my vagina
** Sat Nov 13 18:42:34 2004 **
Nageo tells you: nothing, I just felt like throwing in something retarted, such
as me being a transvestite
** Sat Nov 13 18:43:02 2004 **
You tell Nageo: oh
** Sat Nov 13 18:43:15 2004 **
Nageo tells you: I dont have emotes, shit. I couldnt do it in person
** Sat Nov 13 18:43:21 2004 **
You tell Nageo: that was just kind of a turn off, you being transvestite though

** Sat Nov 13 18:46:11 2004 **
Nageo tells you: 'You are in an elegant room in a large mansion. the walls are
Tell History From 1 to 23 of 55 (41%) - h for help.
a elegent white and candlelight appears to be your only light source.
Romantic music is playing in the background quietly, and a bouquet of
roses lies on the tableside, a large bed is lying across one wall, looking
inviting'
** Sat Nov 13 18:46:56 2004 **
You tell Nageo: okay i get into the bed
** Sat Nov 13 18:47:15 2004 **
You tell Nageo: its pretty hot in here and i start to sweat. you better do
something about it
** Sat Nov 13 18:48:01 2004 **
Nageo tells you: *Nageo saunters into the room, still garbed in black from a
day of slaughter. Wiping his brow at the heat of the room, he begins to
undress slowly and tediously. Looks like he might need some help*
** Sat Nov 13 18:49:01 2004 **
You tell Nageo: okay i lay back on the bed and tenuously tease my wet
pussy-lips that are barely visable through the translucity of my panties
** Sat Nov 13 18:50:19 2004 **
Nageo tells you: *Nageo appears to be having a hard time undoing the strap
across his back for his backpack, before the rest of his clothes can come
off. he still does not notice anybody else in the room*
** Sat Nov 13 18:50:51 2004 **
You tell Nageo: i begin to moan louder as i touch myself, gentle sweaps across
my drippy pussy making me yelp out in desire
Nageo tells you: *Nageo finally releases the last strap and his shirt falls
off, revealing a muscular chest and hard abs. He walks over and changes
the music, to heavier music. he remains blissfully unawares of anybody's
precense, as the music is so loud, touch will have to be done*
** Sat Nov 13 18:53:48 2004 **
You tell Nageo: i give up on waiting, finish myself off and then leave
** Sat Nov 13 18:53:56 2004 **
You tell Nageo: you suck
You are now ignoring Nageo.

(Playerkillers) Blaen's wispy voice comes from the broomstick, saying: You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your elegant stilettoes right through the merchant's head but at the last second the member of the MerchantGuard leaps in and protects him. Hp: 148 (1921) Gp: 192 (259) Xp: 884 Damage: 379

fl blaen
You seat yourself on your broomstick.
Saving...
You feel that you've learned something new about broomsticks.
With the flamboyance of a witch, you jump start your broom and splutter off into the sky.
>
(Playerkillers) AriCiaS's wispy voice comes from the broomstick, saying: Well, Blaen, at least your still talking on Playerkillers', that's a good sign :P
High above the Disc [none].
You plummet towards the ground.
Baker Street [nw,s,e].
Blaen Alcvedi is standing here.
A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.
You stumble around.
You fall over.
y
You put down a broomstick from your left hand and right hand.
You hold Unstoppable Force and Insurmountable Power in your left hand and right hand.
> b blaen

Queued command: b blaen
>
You prepare to attack Blaen Alcvedi who is already hunting a merchant and a member of the Merchant Guard.
[intermission]
Hp: 2103 (2103) Gp: 160 (236) Xp: 78295
You perforate Blaen Alcvedi's neck with your Unstoppable Force.
You killed Blaen Alcvedi.

(Playerkillers) Blaen's wispy voice comes from the broomstick, saying: Yukio, stop hiding in Brother Davids. Seems you've got an allergy to fair fights..
(Playerkillers) Yukio's wispy voice comes from the broomstick, saying: It's only a gaem, blaen
qu
[Yukio leaves Discworld]

Necromancy The Wicked tells you: can you bond
You tell Necromancy The Wicked: only ur ass

Resage tells you: can you cure
You tell Resage: no but i can brew better than you'll ever be able to
Resage tells you: why do you have to be a jerk to me
You ask Resage: who are you?
Resage tells you: that was one of the most arrogant comments ive ever hear

[prospero] Yukio: ill be incapacitated briefly

Ceres d'Immortal tells you: Now people are telling me that you are Ibsu and your own post suggests you are.
You ask Ceres d'Immortal: Ibsu?
Ceres d'Immortal asks you: Oh, so which is your entry on tggm's hot or not site?
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: I'm sick of those rumours. I know Ibsu/Chibi in real life, I used to go to school with him.
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: Sined insists that I'm him. It's _extremely_ annoying
Ceres d'Immortal asks you: so what did you mean in your post?
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: The one about hotornot? That's easy to explain
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: I put Chibi's picture on hotornot and posted it on Discworld. I find his rating hilarious :P
Ceres d'Immortal asks you: so you were pretending to be ibsu?
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: I didn't know that was a crime :p
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: odd thing to do if you hate people thinking you're him.
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: a logically moronic thing to do if you dislike being mistaken for him.
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: It's annoying when I get into trouble for it, it's funny to see his reaction when he sees what I'm doing to him :P
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: when did you get in trouble for it? And that wasn't what you said. What you said was "I'm sick of those rumours."
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: I'm 'in trouble' for it now, for example? I pretended to be him a few times for fun, but as a result some people won't believe I'm not him, deny me help etc :P
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: I see.
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: and you categorically deny being him and only pretended.
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: I can live with it, but not with people like Sined trying to get me deleted when he doesn't even know who I am :P
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: Well for starters, if I was him then don't you think his logs website would have been updated by now? Etc, etc
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: No idea, I didn't know he had a logs website.
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: It's pretty vile :P
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: doesn't surprise me.
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: I suggest avoiding giving anyone any reason to believe you are Chibi. There are a number of people who think you are for various reasons.
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: I'm not going to do it anymore, the effort of acting so retarded is very draining :P
Ceres d'Immortal nods at you.

Laady

I want you to toke on my love pipe,
To hold it and suck it and more,
Put it deep in your mouth - but be gentle!
If you bite I will call you a whore.

<3 laady

Your tell history is:
You ask Kitiana DeVious: No?
Kitiana DeVious asks you: Yes?
Kitiana DeVious tells you: For Thunder
Kitiana DeVious tells you: Andrew & Ciso.
You ask Kitiana DeVious: Are you calling me a liar?
Kitiana DeVious tells you: If you're denying it. Yes.
You ask Kitiana DeVious: Thunder dumped me in the oasis so I went to find an NPC to kill, someone sneaked into my room and I kept seeing souls, so I searched to see who it was. I always do this, I'm sure most other players would to. Don't you agree?
Kitiana DeVious tells you: Being npk? Nope.
Kitiana DeVious tells you: So you were repeatedly in the same room with them, casting multiple fireflies
Kitiana DeVious asks you: And just happened to keep searching them out?
You tell Kitiana DeVious: No, I searched before I even knew what was going on.
Kitiana DeVious tells you: Not to mention, if souls are going on in the same room, they come out of hiding.
Kitiana DeVious tells you: Or you don't see them.
You tell Kitiana DeVious: When I heard it was a PK fight, I moved myself into the terrains, away from the killing fields, and started casting fireflies to tm it. I can barely cast it and need more summoning.
You tell Kitiana DeVious: Not souls, he had an item that made chats or whatever they are
You tell Kitiana DeVious: 'Someone's item blah blah blah.' Or whatever :P
Kitiana DeVious tells you: We'll see.
You tell Kitiana DeVious: See what? Are you trying to get me deleted for an obvious misunderstanding on your behalf? Just because Ciso is a lame-ass pussy it doesn't give him the right to take out his anger on the innocent.
Kitiana DeVious tells you: Deleted? You're jumping to conclusions.
You ask Kitiana DeVious: What else have you to offer?
Kitiana DeVious asks you: Do I look like a creator?
You tell Kitiana DeVious: You sure sound like one
Kitiana DeVious tells you: I don't like the insults either.
Kitiana DeVious tells you: Nope, I am checking into it because it involved one of my guild members.
Kitiana DeVious tells you: End of story.
You tell Kitiana DeVious: I don't like the accusations.
Kitiana DeVious tells you: I'm sure they didn't like being searched out either.
You tell Kitiana DeVious: Too bad, I guess they'll have to live with their failures :P
Kitiana DeVious asks you: Their failures?
Kitiana DeVious tells you: You weren't supposed to get involved, at all.
Kitiana DeVious tells you: Watch yourself.

Rondros the Brave tells you: LOOK at him :P
You tell Rondros the Brave: thats going in as my msn pic
Rondros the Brave tells you: all his reasons for his behaviour become apparent as you studythe picture =P
Rondros the Brave tells you: when you have a spare minute...
Rondros the Brave tells you: please call greenpeace
You tell Rondros the Brave: he'll die a lonely man, i bet they gonna need a forklift to remove the body :P
Rondros the Brave tells you: I don
Rondros the Brave tells you: I don't think so
Rondros the Brave tells you: cos 'a
Rondros the Brave tells you: cos 'a' implies just one
You tell Rondros the Brave: HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
You tell Rondros the Brave: gg :D

You ask Reality Check: Where can I get ink?
You tell Reality Check: I'll compliment you on the originality of your name if you tell me :P

Reime Saotome tells you: Not really i have no interest scrying people, when crystal balls worked , my ball was just stuck in my vault.
You tell Reime Saotome: Roffle so witches generally don't have balls am I right

Yukio wisped: Where can I get ink please?
Repent wisped: Yukio is a fool
Yukio wisped: Repent is a Canadian
Repent wisped: its true :(:(
Yukio wisped: But a cute one at that
Yukio wisped: ;);)
Yukio wisped: So, where can I get some ink please? :P

Kos tells you: I have no idea where ink is. Sorry. This was just a guess.
Kos tells you: ash on channel one.
You tell kos: ask someone? i have no talker
Kos exclaims to you: No talker!
You tell kos: port to drum and get one
You tell kos: gogo~

later..

You tell kos: gee wiz kos lets go to klk

later..

You tell kos: where art thou
Kos tells you: err, i'm in the very nw corner of sator square.
You tell kos: sit tight

later..

You ask kos: gg kos. now where, the moon?

You tell Chimara Rehevkor: sup chimara
Chimara Rehevkor tells you: Bad back. :(
Chimara Rehevkor tells you: What've you been up to? :)
You tell Chimara Rehevkor: sined is being a little bitch. i try to act all nice and ask him about shit and he sneers at me, i told him to seroiusly reconsider his attitude and then left
You tell Sined L'Magii: i'm stoned out my face
You tell Sined L'Magii: oh shit
You tell Sined L'Magii: sorry
You tell Sined L'Magii: and yes i was talking about you

Thunder says:
Ms Mahdi [pk] looks you up and down carefully checking out your weapons and
armour.
Yukio says:
You tell Mahdi: Better start running

You tell Arwyn Lamont: Mahdi just logged off to escape a PK fight with my friend, literally seconds after leaving the room. A single word of warning to him from you would probably be really helpful to prevent this in future. :)

Kestral asks you: Why did you say all that stuff in your post? Were you trolling/not serious ?
You ask Kestral: Who are you?
Kestral tells you: I was just wondering because, well, you are aware that he writes the Discworld novels for children too? Infact he recently won a childrens award for them...
You ask Kestral: Who are you?
Kestral tells you: Kestral... I was just reading the boards
Kestral asks you: sorry, was it offensive asking?
You tell Kestral: I don't like talking to annonymous alts. If I find out you're lying to me there will be trouble.
Kestral asks you: sorry, you are threatning me for asking you a question?
You ask Kestral: No, I'm warning you. Yes, it was a troll, do you want a reward?

Ceres d'Immortal tells you: you really have nothing to fear from me you know. :)
You ask Ceres d'Immortal: Say again?
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: Your post seemed very poorly thought out and badly written, but that's not gonna get you in trouble.
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: I'm thinking of apologising for it, I wasn't myself yesterday :P
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: I didn't mean to make people like Kaea waste their time :P
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: And yourself of course :P
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: it gave us an interesting insight into how people view the language rules :)
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: Okay, in that case I will apologise. It was 100% troll. When I posted it I was quite sure most people would realise this. I'm really sorry I wasted your time. The responses do show what a great community this is, if that's what you mean. :)
Ceres d'Immortal tells you: you did manage some fairly incredible lines. :)
You tell Ceres d'Immortal: Thanks :)

(fight_club Nov 24 04:59) livgoth: toi ima mnogo vragove:)
(fight_club Nov 24 05:00) Drun: broite go umrql
(fight_club Nov 24 05:00) VankaTa: da zvunni mu po gsm-to da se sabudi
(fight_club Nov 24 05:01) livgoth: toq deto go e utrepal sq she mre postoqnno:)
(fight_club Nov 24 05:01) Drun: ooo purvata smurt ide sled sekunda
(fight_club Nov 24 05:01) livgoth: haha
(fight_club Nov 24 05:03) Yukio: is he coming back for his corpse?
(fight_club Nov 24 05:04) VankaTa: who knows :P
(fight_club Nov 24 05:04) livgoth: da zema da mu pusna 1 sms li
(fight_club Nov 24 05:09) Yukio: are you struggling? :P

*03:36:36* HardcoreSex newbie-told: HI ALL!
*03:36:54* HardcoreSex newbie-told: English is not good, how to play

(newbie) Gzimmerman: HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU GUYS BETTER START PRACTICING WITH 2 LITER COKE BOTTLES BEFORE YOU RECEIVE MY EXUBERANT EPIDERMAL CORDAGE. MY AMPLE HEAD TEEMING WITH MAN HOOCH IS SO COLOSSAL THAT GOD TRIPS OVER IT. I GUARANTEE IT.

Login name : Vile Real name : ???
Member of the Muggers of the Thieves' Guild
First logged on Thu May 6 15:45:04 2004.
1 day, 10 hours, 58 minutes and 51 seconds old.
Last logged off 30 days, 9 hours, 59 minutes and 13 seconds ago.
No mail.
Project:
Licentious tells you: tilly and lanfear are real babes
No plan.

amat United States. November 23 2004 01:49. Posts 1784 PM Profile Buddy Quote
When I was about 15 I broke a nail and I was like totally devastated. And like later in the day this evil bimbo came up to me and said something like "oh, you broke your nail, poor thing." It was like totally right in front of 2 guys like she was trying to embarrass me or something. The next day I went into her purse while she was in gym class. I replaced her expensive nail polish with a 50 cent bottle I bought at the drug store. I bet she totally looked like white trash (or worse, euro-trash) the next day.

I never got to see her to ask about the payback. She got hit by a car or something going to school the next day. I hope at least the EMT's saw her cheap nails.

Uzuul asks you: around?
You ask Uzuul: yeh?
Uzuul tells you: tell me bout the lugggage please, you should know
Uzuul exclaims to you: Drakkos Wyrmstalker tells you: Luggages are things you put your clothes into.You should be able to have a wide range of luggage items! They've been coded, they're in the middle of the desert... it's a small hole in the desert, through which you can access a tunnel. The tunnel goes all the way to a small cavern, in which is a shop. In that shop is a man, and that man to a small cavern, in which is a shop. In that shop is a man, and that man has a hat. The hat is magic, and it contains a key to a door. Drakkos Wyrmstalker tells you: The door is also in the hat. Put the key into the hat, and the door will lead to the place where you can get luggages.Drakkos Wyrmstalker exclaims to you: Good luck! Drakkos Wyrmstalker exclaims to you: The hole is 95% monster free!
Uzuul tells you: i tried to buy one but the shop in bp is a joke
Uzuul tells you: tell me the truth
Uzuul tells you: if you know the truth of cous :p
You tell Uzuul: hahahahaha
Uzuul tells you: :))
You tell Uzuul: drakkos is a very funny man
Uzuul tells you: bloody bastard
Uzuul tells you: its not funny

Libertine's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Do you think it'd
be moral to employ a 3rd world woman with a reasonable wage to act as a
sex slave?
> Elauna's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Don't ask us, ask her!
You whisper into the small stick.
Libertine's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: She says 'Mmmfmmff'

Nabber's wispy voice comes from the broomstick, saying: homophobics are just closet gays in denial anyway :p
Yukio's wispy voice comes from the broomstick, saying: At least they can fit in the closet, Nabs :P
Yukio's wispy voice comes from the broomstick, saying: BOOM HEADSHOT

Note #50 by Yukio at Sat Dec 4 00:04:20 2004 on board witchesguild

Ah well, I try to do you guys a favour and it's thrown right back in my face. Kinda amusing how much unecessary abuse I can generate with a post entitled 'friendly discussion'.

It's funny too how people think their standards should automatically apply to other players. 'Witches don't need as much xp as other guilds! You should be happy with what you have!' This qualifies as one of the least intelligent things I've ever heard, and I hear it time and time again.

Whatever people, best of luck to you.

Re:#1 Yukio

On Wed Dec 29 19:01:11 2004, Nathaniel wrote:
> For providing me with so much entertainment and amusment. Keep it up, I love
> it.

Fluffs to you guys too, it's always good to know there's someone worse off.

Note #60 by Yukio at Wed Dec 29 20:14:23 2004 on board fluff

On Wed Dec 29 20:01:07 2004, Kefka wrote:
> On Wed Dec 29 19:24:22 2004, Nathaniel wrote:
> > On Wed Dec 29 18:39:55 2004, Loutre wrote:
> [1] although he strikes me as the kind that would have more of a family
> tumbleweed

I'd like to say the same about your family however a sack of tumbleweed has some value in comparison.

You whisper into the broomstick.
Yukio's wispy voice comes from the broomstick, saying: Talking to you guys is a waste of actions per minute :P

Hazgarn wisped: There are a lot of kids that read Discworld, so you shouldn't talk about bestiality. It's not natural
Yukio wisped: Animals crossbreed, I don't see why we shouldn't

Your tell history is:
Acis tells you: I am sorry, but I am quite paranoid
You ask Acis: Of what?
Acis tells you: This is the first time someone killed me (besides my cherry)
Acis tells you: So I'm paranoid of every PK now...
You tell Acis: Hah so you should be
Acis tells you: Thought so
Acis asks you: Why did you do that?
You tell Acis: To scare you
Acis asks you: Why?
Acis asks you: What did I do to deserve that?
You tell Acis: Asked the wrong guy
Acis tells you: I just asked for some oggling, not for killing...
You tell Acis: Unfortunately Wile and Nabber are both my friends
Acis asks you: nabber too?
You tell Acis: Yes
You tell Acis: My oldest friend on disc actually
Acis asks you: then please explain why nabber asked me if he could join me in killing wile?
You tell Acis: Probably fucking you around
Acis asks you: for what reason?
You tell Acis: Because we can

You ask ManicDep: I think I found your gear. What did it include?
ManicDep gently tell
s you: a backpack with a clipboard and lotsa other stuff in it
You ask ManicDep: Any deluded items?
ManicDep gently tells you: hmm, not in the backpack
ManicDep gently tells you: if you found the corpse i dont care
ManicDep gently tells you: since without that backpack i wont ever play that char again
You tell ManicDep: Shrug, please be careful about threatening to loot and repeatedly kill me and my friends in future :)
ManicDep gently tells you: heheheh, you are a funny person
You tell ManicDep: Back right at you
ManicDep gently tells you: diffrence between you and me is that you are a complete asshole with IQ0

You tell Terano 'Bones of Zog' .NET: Losh posted inappropriate swearing on the boards :(

TaleS D'Man, Savash and Tobo AteYourBaby are standing here.
> watch high

The pub door opens and a body is hurled onto the street! He must have been caught up in a brawl.
You force yourself to be more alert and to watch your surroundings more intently.
>
You notice TaleS D'Man nearby.
TaleS D'Man attacks you from behind. You realise you've been caught completely unawares.
You are shocked and confused.
TaleS D'Man catches you by surprise. TaleS D'Man thrusts at you with one of his elegant stilettoes but your floating rolling pin swoops in and absorbs all of the blow.
TaleS D'Man thrusts at you with one of his elegant stilettoes but despite the surprise you parry the blow with your Insurmountable Power.
TaleS D'Man thrusts at you with one of his elegant stilettoes but despite the surprise you easily parry the blow with your Insurmountable Power.
In blocking the attack the rolling pin floating around you is knocked out of orbit.
A papergirl arrives from the east.
Your concentration wanes and you stop watching your surroundings as intently.
s
Near the north end of Short Street [n,s].
TaleS D'Man arrives from the north.
TaleS D'Man pursues you.
> s

TaleS D'Man thrusts at you with one of his elegant stilettoes but you parry the blow with your Unstoppable Force.
Hp: 2103 (2103) Gp: 224 (237) Xp: 32502
You thrust at TaleS D'Man with your Insurmountable Power but he deftly dodges out of the way.
The widdershins sky starts to lighten as the sun peeks over the horizon.
The morning sun peeks out from behind a cloud.
TaleS D'Man perforates your stomach with one of his elegant stilettoes.
Short Street [n,s].
A pint glass is on the ground and a street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.
> fl 4

You put down Unstoppable Force and Insurmountable Power.
You seat yourself on your broomstick.
With the flamboyance of a witch, you jump start your broom and splutter off into the sky.
>
High above the Disc [none].
Skye 'Extreme Liaison' Featherfluff is standing here.
[Jorril enters Discworld]
You plummet towards the ground.
Southwestern corner of the Oasis [journey n,journey e,s,w].
The ghost of Apothis Mikado, Blaen Alcvedi and a disgruntled man are standing here.
The corpse of Apothis Mikado is on the ground, Death is atop Binky here and Binky is standing next to you, carrying Someone.
b blaen
You prepare to attack Blaen Alcvedi.

December 02, 2004
1st day of PK
Kills:

Teiri
Kilandra
Blaen
Holister
Fallen
Scatterbrain
Brainless

Glade wisped: yukio was inhumed within about an hour of going pk, that was funny.
Lepp wisped that he jumps on!
Blaen wisped: Oh, Yukio's PK?
(Playerkillers) StarWiz's wispy voice comes from the broomstick, saying: yes Blaen :P she just tried to random me :P

You tell Thunder: I'll just make a list of NPCs for ease :P
> tt 'ease' rofl :P
You tell Thunder: 'ease' rofl :P

Desperia exclaims to you: 60% of people say i look more like a paedophile than a serial rapist

Note #67 by Libertine at Sat Jun 19 06:01:08 2004 on board flame
On Sat Jun 19 05:57:48 2004, Laady wrote:
> For being a right idiot.

A gang of us are going to pay him a little visit shortly.
Sun is shining..

Aces: LOOT BARE
Aerk: custom armour
Ahriman: ------------------------------------
Ajantis: got me killed in SL wtf
Alyona: can teach ph.binding
Anarchy: descriptions?
Angror: needs no introduction
Apothis: balrog
Aranth: loot bare, jadia abuse
Argoth: gs reporter
Arielle: my idol
Artimus: scale
Aznin: groupee
Balrog: -------------------------------------------------
Bambi: paris(?)
Benge: loot for ripping thunder off
Blaser: NOT SCOUTER WTF]
Bonkers: reign
Bounce: that lol guy
Bungee: gay
Caledor: ------------------------------------
Canab: teaches bee skills
Carino: teach
Carp: supplies reign
Celt: wants me dead (sakk)
Chefii: git apparently
Chimara: ok
Clover: needs no introduction
Cmutty: groupee, sorta gay at teaching
Cold: teach
Comma
ndo: amster
Creamcheese: moondog omg
Crisis: amster meet black guy
Crypt: sense/quala AVOID
Cyzaki: bit of a dick
Dangermouse: taunted sakkura
Dathed: ressed me
Dcdhol: cool
Decimation: ------------------------------------
Ded: amsterdam
Delectable: grflyx
Desmas: githan - kill
Diversion: tji
Dracon: fixed for me
Drasc: -------------------------------------------------
Driigoi: saved me from fucking locked room
Drow: nabber
Ekko: avoid
Elauna: cool
Elru: MPer, kill
Elsington: aces friend, who is this?
Endelbrom: nice
Esti: seeds
Estrai: needs no introduction
Etsuko: [edited]
Exagh: SINED
Faea: bought a collar from her
Fawp: groupee low level
Flatline: cant teach
Fresno: groupee
Geshtar: hrul
Gildor: fucker
Githan: called me sad irl
Gnash: custom amour
Greymynx: got licentious weapons tnx
Grinder: godsquad avoid if pk
Grissom: play looting with kaiten
Harlequin: needs no introduction
Haruin: needs no introduction
Hatred: -------------------------------------------------
Hikarr: nice
Hiroshi: nice stoner, used to live in bradford
Huntsekker: pacifier - kill
Hyde: nice to me groupee
Incarnate: says hes going to kill thunder
Insanity: needs no introduction
Ipso: thunder
Jamtheman: dick
Jeto: numijer
Jindao: -----------------------
Kadonomaro: druggy
Karne: told me what to loot in sl
Katata: gay
Katia: 'only likes explorers' bitch
Keb: klk shop
Kefka: flew him a permit
Keramik: estrai
Kouga: fixed for me
Laady: needs no introduction
Lanfear: needs no introduction
Leilo: triss
Linda: needs no introduction
Liquid: kill
Lobo: needs no introduction
Loke: hiroshi
Lyt: gorups with prototype
Madcowdzeez: gave me 2r
Maniacalrage: killing pondscum and paris plz
Maraka: said i have bad attitude on frog
Marthe: laady
Matsuo: druggy
Merlon: korean
Mibate: wants me dead
Mincer: groupee
Miryth: loot bare, jadia abuse
Moby: fellow dealer
Molg: ignored me, kill
Mono: needs no introduction
Moondog: needs no introduction
Myriana: shit tea
Myst: ------------------------------------
Mysteek: can teach ph.binding
Nabber: -------------------------------------------------
Nayeli: cloned me broom
Nethot: twat
Njial: valkyr AVOID
Numijer: needs no introduction
Paris: bambi(?) AVOID
Peckering: got me viper mask.
Pondscum: LOOTED BARE (tarzan)
Prodigy: needs no introduction
Prototype: aces
Pulse: groupee
Pythium: needs no introduction
Quala: avoid
Quece: learn
Rajin: needs no introduction
Rambo: jin wants dead
Rangi: doesnt teach sword
Rasheen: gave me 800 seeds for 5r gg
Ratman: teaches parry
Rayf: sined thinks its me lmao
Reno: Nice grouped
Rinse: nice
Rondros: needs no introduction
Rosseforp: insulted me on talker
Sachi: good for problems
Sartut: sold him hunters pack in poor condit for 420rh
Sato: needs no introduction
Savage: -------------------------------------------------
Scanger: ignored sak wtf
Scavenger: lame pk ask where hes from
Scouter: not blaser wtf
Sense: crypt/quala AVOID
Sera: vikiq?
Serenity: teach
Sevenplusone: freak
Shalimar: needs no introduction
Shambles: amster
Shandor: gave him 100 quid
Shatter: needs no introduction
Shinobi: needs no introduction
Sibyl: tea
Sica: AMSTER ask about room
Sined: fucker
Slane: needs no introduction
Spectral: 80% correct
Sprudleglut: teach
Spufi: fresno groupee
Spug: got me steel sabatons
Sssra: npk sssra scryed thunder reporting him
Sugendran: amsterdam
Sukozi: armour
Taboo: teaches parry
Taka: needs no introduction
Tempus: gave me one pence wtf BLOCKED
Terror: -------------------------------------------------
Thalasso: dont like starcraft
Thegreatone: owned at rockpaperscissors
Thunder: -------------------------------------------------
Tji: groupee
Toli: stoner
Tralis: fresno
Tribalsun: group
Triss: needs no introduction
Tubby: gave me enchanted greaves
Tuk: owe 1r bought me helm
Twitch: that lol guy
Tzeentch: ------------------------------------
Uber: moby
Ultima: groupee sorta
Valkyr: njial AVOID
Varil: nice, bought backpack
Vasp: owe him 2r
Velver: ------------------------------------
Vile: nabber
Vott: taxi
Welminster: led me to cosmopilite
Which: cant teach crafts
Winnie: nabber
Wishes: nice ress
Wolfe: groupee
Wyvyrn: needs no introduction
Xavius: gave me iron gauntlets for free, owe him
Xianghua: grp
Xie: needs no introduction
Xjan: needs no introduction
Xyro: cool witch
Yari: took my name wtf
Zalmor: chimara
Zenthar: got esper suspended
Zeran: terror

Login name : Sakkura Real name : J
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First logged on Thu Oct 19 10:44:48 2000.
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Kills, end of August, 2001(?):
Stag, Serenity, Motoko, Ipsian, Fugit, Empath, Stoze, LambDA, Spite, Xarxsis,
Bartok, Kether, Kesric, Sandworm, Groshnok, Jminett, Vorpal, Deliverance,
Jaffe, Gorak
[prospero] Ahriman: They should disavow the entire guild, filled with trash :P

Saph Of Pestilens tells Serra and you: i wear normal knickers most of the time
You ask Mostly Saph Of Pestilens and Serra: Mostly Saph, eh?

An Interesting Observation.

Most of the people I've spoken to here seem to be lacking even a most basic grasp of reality. Perhaps you could take just a second to muster the intellectual capacity for coherent reasoning while I explain.

The censorship on this game appears to have reached phenomenal levels. Do we really expect toddlers to be playing a game based on the works of a man who quotes himself as 'occaisionally accused of literature'?

Well, sure we do. I mean, I've heard that kids as young as 13 play here, so naturally we should adapt to provide for this.

However, I do believe there is a certain threshold present where retardation begins to play a major role in determining in what is 'okay' to say, and what isn't.

First of all, our language is a part of our culture. Denying us this is clearly going to have a negative impact on those who treasure their freedom of speach. People have to drastically alter their methods of communication; their slang, casual remarks, jokes and so forth. Ripping asunder what makes up perhaps 30% of our language is going to result in a variety of significant ill-effects.

Surely you wouldn't want to encourage some sort of cultural racism to the disc? I know I wouldn't.

Secondly, I find it inappropriate to restrict the language of an obviously adult game based on adult books in a culture that allows swearing. I feel this severely detracts from the authenticity of Discworld.

Thirdly; let's try to be reasonable. The Simpsons is a global success targeted primarily at children and teenagers.

And adults enjoy it too. Why? Because there is cussing. Not necessarily vulgar or obscene in anyway, but without this added entertainment the Simpsons would be nothing more another item of American garbage.

Lastly, freedom of speach helps us exert an otherwise forgotten power. Present in all communities are both the mighty and the meak. All throughout history, words have played a vital role in upholding this social hierchy. Without a way to distinguish between the strong - those who use the full capacity of language to their advantage - and the weak, we degenerate into a lifeless drawl that lacks personality and pleasure.

So I ask of you: tone down the thought-policing and cut away these deplorable and unyielding barriers that have controlled us for so long. Once and for all, end this arrogant and careless disregard for not only our rights as human beings, but our obligation in providing a spiritual and cultural balance in an otherwise perfect world.

Thankyou for reading.

Yukio

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