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Belgium8305 Posts
Hello, friends!
First off, a confession. I don't actually have a terrible secret. I just needed a ploy to get your attention, and it worked. I guess that, in a way, that's my terrible secret...?
So, now that you're all dismayed and considering leaving again (that thread about hitting women sure looks tempting, huh? Go ahead, I'm sure the Internet is just dying to hear that you don't hit girls.), I have a favor to ask of you.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Holy shit, I can do the #1 Poster a favor? What does he want? My left kidney? My right kidney? Both of them? Take them, please, just take them, I'll let my waste be processed by a machine the size of an African village from now on. Anything to help that noble man!"
Well, it's even better than that, because you get something out of it too. In fact, you get a lot more out of it. You see, I'm a bored, sad little man and I'd like to write another blog to entertain myself for a brief period of time and hone my writing skills. The problem is, I don't know what to write about. This is where you come in.
I need you to post your suggestions here. If I see something I like, I'll write a piece on it. What kind of subjects I want to see? Any kind. Explaining a fictitious concept or event, writing a short story on an absurd premise, ranting about whatever, I don't care, as long as I figure I can make something decent out of it.
The more ideas, the better. That way I might be able to write several pieces, which equals more hilaridad.
Of course, should I pick your idea, I'll be sure to give you the credit you deserve and some of the glory I constantly bathe in might splash off on you.
You can start throwing ideas at me like you'd throw cupcakes at a morbidly obese paraplegic right about... now.
 
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United States41594 Posts
A failed attempt at time travel in which the person ends up trapped outside time, unable to interact with the world in any way but able to travel it. First they're like awesome and go look in changing rooms and shit (though they have to find a way only involving open doors) then they begin to get bored and then go mad with lonliness (like when they try and hold someones hand it is cold and totally immobile) and then eventually try and commit suicide to bring an end to walking the world alone. They fail, finding themselves as unchangable as the landscape they are trapped in. They wander for eternity.
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I plan to visit Europe next year. Why would I want to visit Belgium, home of the #1 poster!?
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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United States41594 Posts
On August 31 2007 02:35 alffla wrote:
the man with NO PENIS
Ever looked at a female bodybuilder?
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Emoticons and how/when to use them. Especially " ^^ " .
It irritates me no end when ppl use certain emotes wrong (or, at least in a context, where the meaning I assign to the emoticon, doesn't fit). They think they smile, I think they mock... etc.
You could write about e-language in general, or certain (stereo-)types of users in the context of language ( the capslocker, the retard, the troll, the moltke etc. )
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the fall of the roman empire
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How about you think long and hard about what's wrong with your life and write it all down so we can look at it, laugh about you, and then slowly realize that basically everything that's wrong with your life applies to anyone of us, leaving us in a strange mixture of feelings after we finished reading?
Oh wait, that'd be emo, right. Well, rant about emos then. Whatever.
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the life of a plant potter would be more interesting tbh.
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the history of pornography.
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On August 31 2007 03:13 dronebabo wrote:
the life of a potted plant
I concur.
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write about cock (your trip through france mehbeh?)
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i was expecting lots of illegal, kinky, twisted, and/or hilarious things from the title, and was gravely disappointed
2/5, will maybe read again
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On August 31 2007 03:13 dronebabo wrote:
the life of a potted plant
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the truly emo people who others mistake for a shallow attention-seeking trend-following bastard.
...i guess you know what im like 
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Belgium8305 Posts
On August 31 2007 02:35 Hawk wrote:
I plan to visit Europe next year. Why would I want to visit Belgium, home of the #1 poster!?
I'm gonna get started on this one, I like the concept. There's a few others in here I like a lot too and I'll probably do some of them in the near future. Thanks a lot for the ideas, everyone.
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