[Pokemon Soul Silver] Choose your own adventure 2 - Page 110

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TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 15 2013 06:47 GMT

#2181

I... I cant believe it. He sacrificed his life to save mine... even after everything I said

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And we were so close... we were so close to none of this ever happening

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Maybe If I hadnt been such an idiot and gone wandering around a dark cave... he'd still be here

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I cant let it be for nothing. I WONT. I will keep going, and keep winning. If not, what was the point?
What was the point of them dying then? Luxury, Effort, Dinner... they'd all be ashamed of ever having me as a master

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But first, theres something I have to do.

A few hours later...

Nice job Kleinstein... it looks nice. I hope he would have liked it

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Its where I found him, after all. Its strange how that seems like it happened so very long ago...

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I wont let it have been in vain. Rest easy rick... I'm sorry

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Here lies BigDikRick. The only thing bigger than his dick, was his heart

Salteador Neo

Andorra5591 Posts

August 15 2013 07:04 GMT

#2182

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

August 15 2013 07:22 GMT

#2183

I'm tearing up so much ;_;

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 15 2013 08:20 GMT

#2184

Hope I didnt come off too corny there, but I legitimately felt sad about rick dying. I didnt even get him a single level-up... and he would have become the mighty Ninetails. But the journey goes on... anyway, I need to grind a ton of levels on Bisu, Flash, TLO, and Steve, anyone have any advice on how/where to do that?

Its gonna take a while so probably no update till I finish doing that, unless one of them dies during training (unlikely) or something funny happens.

3FFA

United States3931 Posts

August 15 2013 13:55 GMT

#2185

Train them in the cave. Get revenge for Rick's poor dick.

R.I.P. Rick.

FYI Starter Steve would've been a better choice for that area...

edit: Wait... so don't you have to go back through that whole tunnel all over again?

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 15 2013 15:18 GMT

#2186

On August 15 2013 22:55 3FFA wrote:
Train them in the cave. Get revenge for Rick's poor dick.

R.I.P. Rick.

FYI Starter Steve would've been a better choice for that area...

edit: Wait... so don't you have to go back through that whole tunnel all over again?

Yeah... I thought i'd get BDR some EXP, but that didnt turn out well. I used fly to go back to the dragon town (blackthorn i think?) and trained in the grass south of there. It was... so slow.

Alright guys. This is the last gym. After this, we face the best 4 pokemon masters of the region. As much as we rule, theres no guarantees going into this. Knowing all this, what do you think our chances are? WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN TODAY?

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*sniff* My huge ego has been passed on. I'm so proud!

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Oh I've been waiting for this too.

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Good thing YOU'RE not the one going in to face her then, scrub

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Ah for fucks sake, more wonky gym architecture

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Yo stalkerman, hows it hangin?

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Wow, you actually have some useful advice for once. What has the world come to?

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Watch me. My pokemon will break their backs and drink their deliciously sweet tears

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Well, I already know whos gonna be seeing the most action today

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Oh come the fuck on, seriously? Its almost like she doesnt want to face every trainer who can find the gym's front door

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What the heeeeeeeelllllllll-

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I can already tell this is going to make me sick, both literally and figuratively.

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Ughhh *burp*

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Well this isnt... what the fuck do I do?

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Geez finally... I thought i'd be stuck on that nightmarish platform with hellish lava around me forever... Christ this gym is grim

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If they are as tough as you look, I have nothing to worry about

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I know I just spent days training my pokemon like a slave driver but seriously...

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This is embarrassing.

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Hmm, maybe its time to give steve a bit of exercise

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All the speed in the world wont save you

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From the jaws of death

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Yeah, he was kind of a pussy. Didnt even fight me with his absurdly cute dragon.

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No, my pokemon are sacred pokemon.
Because I am a god at this shit

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Are you fucking kidding me? I just demonstrated that I could beat them with my ass tied behind my back

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And this shouldnt be much harder

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Now watch, as TLO shows you how to be a better dragon than your dratini ever could be

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Uh wait, shit, transform takes up a turn. So next move is...

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Oh fuck. BUNKER UP TLO

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HAHAHA! LEARN TO AIM YOU DRAGON SPERM!

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Now let TLO show you how its done

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Holy shit, TLO really does make a badass dragon

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But I better not get too cocky. Time for Bisu to do what he does best, dragon killing!

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Heres sand in your eye!

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Hah, he barely felt that. Show him what it means to fight a true mindgamer, bisu!

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And thats that. A bigger dragon sperm is still a dragon sperm.

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Uh... I totally knew that! But I better not use TLO again then...

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Oh fucking hell. I'm definitely gonna throw up.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 15 2013 16:29 GMT

#2187

Ughhh

*BLLARRGHHH*

Oh man... right in the lava. That smells horrible

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Finally. No more of that please

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Its about sucking at controlling dragon type pokemon

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Then you'll love mine. Lets get it over with

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Oh wow, that was actually dangerous. Time to fry this shrimp

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Get your hit in while you still can

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Mmm, smells like dinners ready! Show them more of your godly powers, Flash!

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Yeah, me too.

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Boy, thats an understatement. Before God's electric might, your puny mortal pokemon can only tremble and wither

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So, I guess the battle taking place a few feet away didnt catch your attention? Let me show you how it went.

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Wow this worthless sea horse managed to inflict harm on my Bisu. Finish him!

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I love scrambling opposing trainers' pokemons' brains. It just makes me feel warm inside

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I think you're confusing your chance of losing with your chance of ever getting laid

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Lets get this over with, not like anything you do could hur-

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Holy shit... you dare touch the HP of Flash??!

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Then die!

What? Thats not how it was supposed to go. Why are you alive?

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Perhaps Its time to show you the true meaning of despair

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EAT IT MY PRECIOUS, EAT THAT SPERM

wait a sec, theres something wrong with that line there...

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It was my pleasure. No, really, it gave me a boner.

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Better potion and berry up all my pokemon... I have a feeling this will be over soon. One way or another.

Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

August 15 2013 16:33 GMT

#2188

A sea horse as a dragon -.-

Jaaaaasper

United States10225 Posts

August 15 2013 16:39 GMT

#2189

Ruin their dragon sperm anus' antz, I know you can do it!

3FFA

United States3931 Posts

August 15 2013 16:51 GMT

#2190

Rofl. Actually, that gave me a boner too... o.O

GJ Antz! Making us proud!

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Is Steve pregnant?

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 15 2013 17:24 GMT

#2191

On August 16 2013 01:39 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Ruin their dragon sperm anus' antz, I know you can do it!

Are you really sure? Would you bet on it? I wouldnt recommend it.

On August 16 2013 01:51 3FFA wrote:
Is Steve pregnant?

Believe it or not, I had to explain this to a girl once, but sperm doesn't work that way. It has to take a uh... very specific route.

So... here we are. Time to finish this and get out of this sweltering fucking heat

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Yeah, the narrator told me

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Too bad you're going up against the worlds best every-type master

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Thats good, I'll beat those pansies right after I'm done crushing you under my pokemons heels.

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If you dont stop talking and start fighting, I wont limit the murder to just your pokemon.

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Bring it you blue-haired dragon-fucking arrogant asshole

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Thats right you better hide your face, the shame will come soon

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or uh... wait a mo'
This may not be a cakewalk

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That overgrown worm bit my Revolutionist! This will not stand.

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Shock him to a crisp, Flash

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Oh you've got to be kidding me!

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resorting to potions already, huh?

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Well two can play at that game. Or more, if you're into that sort of thing.

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Your rage fizzles and fails in the face of Flash.

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Time to bring out the big guns. Wrap this up, Steve!

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FREEZE ASSHOLE

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Does that tickle steve? There there.

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Heh, hit the jugular with that one. You'll have one messy floor when all is said and done, Clair

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Another sperm? Oh god, this ones annoying right from the start

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Fuck thats actually starting to add up. Hang in there Steve, you can win this

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And another sperm goes down in a glorious shower of pokeblood. Is that all, Clair?

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Oh shit... somehow I have a feeling shes not kidding.

Latham

9532 Posts

August 15 2013 17:41 GMT

#2192

NUUUUUUUUUU VULPIX. :'( 9Tails would have been badass to own

btw I have a good shrimp recipe for that kingdra. + Show Spoiler +

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 15 2013 18:04 GMT

#2193

PLAY THIS BEFORE OPENING SPOILER

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Oh this is off to a great start...

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Smell out that prawn, Steve!

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Hah, you think that'll work?

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Your smoke has no effect on steve! I've trained him so hard he could fight legendary pokemon blindfolded!

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CHEATING WONT AVAIL YOU MUCH, FAUX-DRAGON!

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But holy shit, this might

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No... NO WAY... I wont let you down steve!

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Its time to really start cheating hard

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I hope you can finish this now because I dont have any more of those, or any more hyper potions.

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and Chomp down on him!
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Hah, finally, that bite weakened him.

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It doesnt work that way sweetheart. Right now, Steve is the one who decides things

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Alright steve, only weak potions left after this, and those will hinder more than help. This is your last opening!

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FUUUUUCCKKKKKK
STEVE! DONT DIE ON ME!

Just... one last bite, just hold on, for a few more seconds!

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YES! TAKE IT YOU CONDESCENDING CUNT! All your pokemon lie in RUINS!

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 15 2013 18:15 GMT

#2194

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Take a moment, let it sink in.

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W-what? After all that? AFTER TWO OF MY POKEMON NEARLY DIED?
I'LL KILL YOU!

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I'm ready to rip you apart with my bare hands!

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If steve wasnt so tired and near death right now... you wouldnt exist anymore

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Lazy ideals? Do you know how hard I worked? How hard we all trained?

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Fuck it, I need to heal my pokemon. I'll run your little errand. And if you still wont give me that badge, your life is forfeit.

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Everyone did an amazing job today, especially you Steve!

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I know buddy. we're almost at the Pokemon center

Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

August 15 2013 18:21 GMT

#2195

The music ended just as i read the last pic in second spoiler. Good job

Also steve chomping on sperm, thou i recall him being bi

KobraKay

Portugal4195 Posts

August 15 2013 18:40 GMT

#2196

Epic win GG!!

asLeep

United States293 Posts

August 15 2013 18:47 GMT

#2197

dang, music made that last part epic
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holy close call with the kingdra though, I remember that thing being a bitch when I had the fire starter

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

August 15 2013 18:58 GMT

#2198

Damn buddy, after LR'ing your own post in steam chat I can assure you, that hyber beam had me scared too, sheeet.

Now time for zeh lame puzzles!

Also, in your honor:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kzj6wdJuyQ

Play it once now, never play anything else after you beat elite 4

Jaaaaasper

United States10225 Posts

August 15 2013 19:03 GMT

#2199

OK you have to pretend to be a good trainer, complete with google searching coming up to get a free dratini. Also name it Art ez because someday it will be good. But really look up the answers that give you a free dratini from the old dragon master dude

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 15 2013 19:45 GMT

#2200

On August 16 2013 03:21 Qbek wrote:
The music ended just as i read the last pic in second spoiler. Good job

On August 16 2013 03:47 asLeep wrote:
dang, music made that last part epic

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On August 16 2013 03:58 Iplaythings wrote:
Damn buddy, after LR'ing your own post in steam chat I can assure you, that hyber beam had me scared too, sheeet.

Like I said, I just couldnt stop shaking after I saw steve was ok, and in the 2 seconds of the hyper beam animation I was already imagining myself getting teamwiped by this single kingdra

On August 16 2013 04:03 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Also name it Art ez because someday it will be good.

only if you help me come up with references whenever I use him, because I know almost nothing about RTZ

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I guess this is what she meant... that little cave with the geezer in the distance

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Alright, lets see whats so special here

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Sounds like a biker gang hideout

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Pfft like I needed your permission. What were you gonna do if I wanted to get in, hit me with your cane? Throw your pocket watch at me? Fuck off.

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