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8882 2718 Posts October 15 2006 00:00 GMT #1 please write what have you bought for your girlfriends if you had any starcraft is not an option Ive searched the previous thread, most ideas were shitty, but some were pretty good - but unfeasable

decafchicken United States19915 Posts October 15 2006 00:02 GMT #2 Jewelry.

CubEdIn Romania5359 Posts October 15 2006 00:04 GMT #3 It's obvious that you, being used to TL.net, posted this for amusement only. You can't seriously expect any good suggestions right? But anyway... since you ask nicely... Jewelry is ok if you know what she likes. If you don't, don't bother. My ex-gf was a light smoker, so I bought her a red Zippo lighter. She still uses it and it's been almost 2 years since then. I also got ther a nice print of a photo she liked a lot, which was kinda hard to get around here, so the gesture counted more for that one. Good luck in finding something nice.

superjoppe Sweden3682 Posts October 15 2006 00:05 GMT #4 nintendo wii

aseq Netherlands3962 Posts October 15 2006 00:11 GMT #5 A huge teddy bear. Some cds. A weekend away to a random big city (like berlin). A nice ring (stone of jordan lol).

lawl mart United States1289 Posts October 15 2006 00:12 GMT #6 a chocolate penis

Liquid`Drone Norway28478 Posts October 15 2006 00:13 GMT #7 I once got a chocolate penis for MY birthday.

IntoTheWow is awesome32263 Posts October 15 2006 00:15 GMT #8 did you eat it?

Liquid`Drone Norway28478 Posts October 15 2006 00:16 GMT #9 yes it felt kinda weird but I was stoned as hell and well it was really tasty

IntoTheWow is awesome32263 Posts October 15 2006 00:17 GMT #10 hhahahahaha

lawl mart United States1289 Posts October 15 2006 00:18 GMT #11 wait, i thought it was nazgul who told us about his chocolate penis adventure oh well i forgot

pyrogenetix United Arab Emirates5090 Posts October 15 2006 00:20 GMT #12 all hail the chocolate penis

mnm United States4493 Posts October 15 2006 00:24 GMT #13 On October 15 2006 09:05 superjoppe wrote: nintendo wii i like this suggestion

EvilTeletubby Baltimore, USA22245 Posts October 15 2006 00:25 GMT #14 Just get her something that she mentioned once or twice in a passing comment, maybe while you guys were out shopping or something, like "I'd really like to have that.." or "that would look really good on me..", then you get credit for 1) getting her something she actually wanted, and 2) remembering/paying attention to her. Generic stuff always includes jewelry, clothes, etc., I recently got my gf a 90-minute body massage at some spa, she went crazy over it.

CubEdIn Romania5359 Posts October 15 2006 00:30 GMT #15 ...don't say i didn't tell you this was going to happen rofl ^_^

pheer 5385 Posts October 15 2006 00:35 GMT #16 I'm not sure if I would try to eat a chocolate penis head first or balls first.

lawl mart United States1289 Posts October 15 2006 00:38 GMT #17 balls, always work your way bottom up

IntoTheWow is awesome32263 Posts October 15 2006 00:40 GMT #18 hahahahahha

8882 2718 Posts October 15 2006 00:54 GMT #19 I mean like, on the other forum they asked me "do you know her? what are her hobbies?" and then I started thinking and noticed that my roommate (living together for 2 years) doesnt have any fucking hobbies, altho I could take the international standards of accounting into account anyway I have a short list but all these items suck for some reasons and please BE CREATIVE necklace made out of macaroni ftw Coctail shaker Bottle of whiskey Something funny Porn wedding ring ftw superfacial teddy roses+chocolate card medal from potato book about marketing huuuuuuuuuuuuuge fish alcohol (what kind??) stone of jordan a set of pots eucharistic wine (I got it for last birthday) smoking pipe (not sure about english name) random quote of the day: ask your parents, they should probably know what their daugher likes Generally with my friends we have been doing some really strange shit, but I dont know her enough to do something like that

Liquid`Drone Norway28478 Posts October 15 2006 01:08 GMT #20 I licked it gently first just to get it to accept what was going to happen and to make it trust me then I just took like a pretty large bite and started chewing

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