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lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-15 01:10:38
October 15 2006 01:09 GMT
#21
"hey guys, do you know if your daughter would like a bottle of whiskey and some porn? i made a thread on a starcraft site but still cant get any good ideas"

edit-maaaaaan drone you got all up in ma grillz
14cc... whats next? women voting?
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11603 Posts
October 15 2006 01:26 GMT
#22
Give her a present she got you for your birthday or christmas or something, but you never opened it.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Way
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada565 Posts
October 15 2006 01:40 GMT
#23
i made a origami flower bouquet thing put in this jar with origami stars (was not for gf though :\)
for a friend... duno if that might interest you

giving flowers is always a good gesture, i dont know why people are bashing this idea otherwise flower shops would've all died out by now, the trick is to know where she is and show up unexpected

write & sing her a song :0... if you are bad at singing you can make it funny or rap she might think its cute
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 15 2006 01:44 GMT
#24
On October 15 2006 10:08 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I licked it gently first just to get it to accept what was going to happen and to make it trust me
then I just took like a pretty large bite and started chewing

Eri hahahahaha
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 15 2006 01:46 GMT
#25
On October 15 2006 10:26 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Give her a present she got you for your birthday or christmas or something, but you never opened it.

Or just put the real gift in the same box. So that way she'll think you decided to be a cheap asshole but then will be happy when she finds out you really gave her something of worth. It'll be a fun memory. But you'd need the right personality to pull that off
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
October 15 2006 01:52 GMT
#26
A gold bracelet with her name written on top, and "will you marry me" on the back
MyLittlePwny
Profile Joined July 2006
Canada171 Posts
October 15 2006 01:56 GMT
#27
The gift that will last a life time - An STD
When all else fails, Blame the guy who cant speak english.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11603 Posts
October 15 2006 01:58 GMT
#28
On October 15 2006 10:56 MyLittlePwny wrote:
The gift that will last a life time - An STD


Many STD's you can get rid of...

Try AIDS or Herpes.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
October 15 2006 02:07 GMT
#29
Go to the body shop and get her some body butter.
If you dont want that, go to the nearest body shop and get a 150$ gift certificate.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada3819 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-15 02:20:25
October 15 2006 02:08 GMT
#30
An abortion.

Edit: A chocolate abortion.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20176 Posts
October 15 2006 02:17 GMT
#31

I once got a chocolate penis for MY birthday.

did you eat it?

yes it felt kinda weird but I was stoned as hell and well it was really tasty

I'm not sure if I would try to eat a chocolate penis head first or balls first.

balls, always work your way bottom up

I licked it gently first just to get it to accept what was going to happen and to make it trust me
then I just took like a pretty large bite and started chewing

....

lmaoIRL
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
October 15 2006 02:19 GMT
#32
On October 15 2006 10:56 MyLittlePwny wrote:
The gift that will last a life time - An STD


hahahaha
Moderator<:3-/-<
bine
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States2352 Posts
October 15 2006 02:20 GMT
#33
nice dinners are great, because she will remember the experience as being a great one, so there's no chance of the gift slowly losing importance. Jewelry, she'll wear for a while, but eventually want something new (unless you can afford some crazy diamond or something), where as a fancy dinner she will remember as a great gift forever.
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
October 15 2006 02:22 GMT
#34
If she's polish, chances are she has excessive body/facial hair. I'd go with a shick quattro razor.

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heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 15 2006 02:24 GMT
#35
goooold
14cc... whats next? women voting?
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
October 15 2006 02:24 GMT
#36
http://www.enot.info/link_in_frame.php?link=86469
Moderator<:3-/-<
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-15 02:26:15
October 15 2006 02:26 GMT
#37
rofl, get that one instead.
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
October 15 2006 02:26 GMT
#38
spend her a weekend at a noble hotel.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
October 15 2006 02:28 GMT
#39
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Way
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada565 Posts
October 15 2006 02:33 GMT
#40
On October 15 2006 09:00 8882 wrote:
please write what have you bought for your girlfriends if you had any

starcraft is not an option
Ive searched the previous thread, most ideas were shitty, but some were pretty good - but unfeasable


i guess its expected you're getting the same thing as the first thread you might want to try asking some of your friends on aim/msn
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