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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 16 2006 20:20 GMT
#101
omg it has veins lol
Im back, in pog form!
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
October 16 2006 20:33 GMT
#102
its a gun!
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-16 22:04:33
October 16 2006 22:03 GMT
#103
i got fakesteve a peniscake too.
i sent him a pic of 1 anyways...
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
October 17 2006 00:20 GMT
#104
ok i think the conclusion of this thread that the bday present you should get for your gf is some sort of edible penis
http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
1sd2sd3sd
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
660 Posts
October 17 2006 00:23 GMT
#105
let her take you out to dinner instead of having her cook it
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
October 17 2006 01:02 GMT
#106
On October 17 2006 05:20 baal wrote:
omg it has veins lol


disgusting
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
October 17 2006 01:13 GMT
#107
Giving her something hand-made by yourself always earns bonus points. Add in a bouquet of roses, a dinner at a nice restaurant, maybe a movie after, and you'll get rather far, even if it seems a tad bit cliche.
There's crashing?
Way
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada565 Posts
October 17 2006 01:56 GMT
#108
On October 17 2006 05:33 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
its a gun!


circumsized gun
MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
October 17 2006 02:03 GMT
#109
Man, that ring thing is awsome. Wish i could get my hands on one of those for my thumb. I lost my thumb ring and its deeply missed >_> And that was such a unique and cool thing.

Someone send me one! I'll pay rofl
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
October 17 2006 02:32 GMT
#110
The shitbitchbear is the best gift ever. Any confident girl with a sense of humour totally loves it.

I still <3 hot_bid for giving me the link .
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Zeller
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States1109 Posts
October 17 2006 04:17 GMT
#111
she wasnt my gf, just a really close friend i took on a date once

I bought two tickets for this riverboat which serves food and plays live music , its real nice
plus i know one of the people in the band, and had her give my date the flowers i bought when the band came to our table to play
Last.Epic , Epic[LighT]
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 17 2006 04:32 GMT
#112
oh god what have i done O_O
14cc... whats next? women voting?
Kakashi
Profile Joined July 2005
Portugal94 Posts
October 17 2006 04:37 GMT
#113
voodoo doll
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4653 Posts
October 17 2006 04:37 GMT
#114
On October 17 2006 11:32 Twisted wrote:
The shitbitchbear is the best gift ever. Any confident girl with a sense of humour totally loves it.

I still <3 hot_bid for giving me the link .


Yeah. +1 for Hot_Bid for finding that link long ago.
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
Kakashi
Profile Joined July 2005
Portugal94 Posts
October 17 2006 04:42 GMT
#115
On October 15 2006 11:22 RiSE wrote:
If she's polish, chances are she has excessive body/facial hair. I'd go with a shick quattro razor.

[image loading]


OMG Lmao :D
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.
sXs_ArcaNgeL..
Profile Joined September 2006
38 Posts
October 17 2006 05:15 GMT
#116
hahaha LOL
Play with heart play smart
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