I have found that throughout my life, bacon has been completely op. It is so much saltyier and better then every single other food out there and I dont know what to do about it. Anyone who thinks bacon is balanced is full of crap. Like they dont even know. It all started when I was a young child suckin milk and stuff and I got the liquid bacon from my moms breasts. It was love at first nipp. I then carried on to eat bacon my whole life, waiking up on saterday mournings to eat a bowl of bacon and milk (thus replacing cerial in my life). I eat bacon for lunch cus I bring it too school and heat it up in the micro wave. I love bacon so much I could sometimes cry. I usualy just think about it and sob before I go to sleep because I love it soo much. Now in relation to starcraft 2 bacon is amazingly op cus ifestors are op.. I get that but bacon > infestors. Like You people dont even know bacon will beat infestors any day. Marines can be fungaled by infestors but they will be instantly taken off the battle feild and into the kitchen to eat bacon where women cook bacon all day long and then clean our dishes ( as is their sole and most important duty in life and the extent of every womens potential, anything that differs from that is wrong) which is really conveniant becaause then we will have more plates for bacon to eat on and stuff. Now this strategy I would like to call the bacon strategy vs masses of marines / tanks is really effective becaseu the people in the seige tanks can just get stoned and then get hungary and after they hot box thier tank they can eat a whole bunch of bacon thus rendering their siege ability useless. I'm a terran player and I find this highly imbalnced that zerg can just burrow bacon in the map and spring up too the marines and take them out of the game into the kitchen where women cook bacon and stuff. Now dont get me wrong, I love bacon more then most things in life really, but of course this idea that bacon could represent somethign conflicual too me bothered me. so I went into research on this topic and found that bacon is actualy not the evil, but it's incorporation with that useless race of zerg taht makes it appear bad. I found this when I travelled to korea and they were eating dogish bacon which I found to be quite tastey. Then I moved on to south america where they either eat grass ( which is one of their greatest skills cutting grass and all) or they eat nothing and starve and put 2 and 2 together to find out that south americans are bad at starcraft solely because of their lack of bacon. And that is why bacon is op as hell.
Bacon is op as hell
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darkluke
United States3 Posts
I have found that throughout my life, bacon has been completely op. It is so much saltyier and better then every single other food out there and I dont know what to do about it. Anyone who thinks bacon is balanced is full of crap. Like they dont even know. It all started when I was a young child suckin milk and stuff and I got the liquid bacon from my moms breasts. It was love at first nipp. I then carried on to eat bacon my whole life, waiking up on saterday mournings to eat a bowl of bacon and milk (thus replacing cerial in my life). I eat bacon for lunch cus I bring it too school and heat it up in the micro wave. I love bacon so much I could sometimes cry. I usualy just think about it and sob before I go to sleep because I love it soo much. Now in relation to starcraft 2 bacon is amazingly op cus ifestors are op.. I get that but bacon > infestors. Like You people dont even know bacon will beat infestors any day. Marines can be fungaled by infestors but they will be instantly taken off the battle feild and into the kitchen to eat bacon where women cook bacon all day long and then clean our dishes ( as is their sole and most important duty in life and the extent of every womens potential, anything that differs from that is wrong) which is really conveniant becaause then we will have more plates for bacon to eat on and stuff. Now this strategy I would like to call the bacon strategy vs masses of marines / tanks is really effective becaseu the people in the seige tanks can just get stoned and then get hungary and after they hot box thier tank they can eat a whole bunch of bacon thus rendering their siege ability useless. I'm a terran player and I find this highly imbalnced that zerg can just burrow bacon in the map and spring up too the marines and take them out of the game into the kitchen where women cook bacon and stuff. Now dont get me wrong, I love bacon more then most things in life really, but of course this idea that bacon could represent somethign conflicual too me bothered me. so I went into research on this topic and found that bacon is actualy not the evil, but it's incorporation with that useless race of zerg taht makes it appear bad. I found this when I travelled to korea and they were eating dogish bacon which I found to be quite tastey. Then I moved on to south america where they either eat grass ( which is one of their greatest skills cutting grass and all) or they eat nothing and starve and put 2 and 2 together to find out that south americans are bad at starcraft solely because of their lack of bacon. And that is why bacon is op as hell. | ||
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