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After a Brood War LAN, we got everyone around the K-BBQ Table. And there was only one thing to talk about.
How Infested Terran are made.
First of all what are infested terrans?
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Infested_Terran
many theories were brought up and dismissed. Until We all agreed with one single theory:
"The Queen lays the Vulnerable Command Center down by the fire. And enters it, And does unthinkable, and unspeakable things to it. Later, Little baby infested Terran comes out."-Kibibit
Which is one of the most elaborate, disgusting, and erotic theories I have so far ever heard in my entire life.
How do you think Infested Terrans are made?
 
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that was the best thing to talk about?
I'm glad I didn't come.
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The infestor ate them for breakfast, obviously.
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well lets look at the other abilitys the infestor has to come up with a solution.
first they have an ability to spurt sticky gooy gunk on their "prey"
and second they have a giant tentacle used to penetrate and control their "prey"
............yeah blizzard sure has sick sick people working for them.
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FREEAGLELAND26780 Posts
I compare Infested Terrans to the Flood of Halo.
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BW Infested Terrans:
Basically your example is correct. The Queen enters, Hentai happens and then she lays a lot of eggs with the DNA of the terrans in the CC. The people in the CC get conserved in cocoons for more Hentai-based DNA extraction later. Thats why you can produce an infinite amount of them, eventhough there are only few people working in the CC.
SC2 Infested Terrans:
Infestors are not actually spawned on the hatcheries on the battlefield but on hatcheries in occupied human cities and then transported to the battlefield. In those cities, hundreds of humans get shoved into the infestors. While those have only one tentacle on the outside, they have thousands on the inside, each connected to a human to keep him controlled and in position.
To save space, the humans are stored naked (you can guess where the tentacles go) and their armor and weapon is actually produced organically in the egg when the IT gets spawned. Sadly their control gets weaker after the human leaves the infestor, so the human has the chance to kill himself to become free.
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I plan on telling my kids that they came from an infestor, not some silly underpowered stork.
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I'd be honored if my children came from  Stork
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the eggs that the infestor tosses onto the battlefield look like pokeballs.
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On June 27 2011 14:21 Pokebunny wrote:
that was the best thing to talk about?
I'm glad I didn't come.
WOOOOOOOOAH CALM DOWN MR.HIGH AND MIGHTY
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![[image loading]](http://images.wikia.com/starcraft/images/c/c3/InfestedMarine_SC2_Head1.jpg)
Clay obviously.
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Hey, that's a paraphrase, not a Quote. :|
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On June 27 2011 17:46 Kibibit wrote:
Hey, that's a paraphrase, not a Quote. :|
You made me take a shot of soju you can't expect me to remember every word you said
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On June 27 2011 21:09 Blasterion wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2011 17:46 Kibibit wrote:
Hey, that's a paraphrase, not a Quote. :| You made me take a shot of soju you can't expect me to remember every word you said
Then you don't put it in quotes! :|
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On June 28 2011 06:36 Kibibit wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2011 21:09 Blasterion wrote:On June 27 2011 17:46 Kibibit wrote:
Hey, that's a paraphrase, not a Quote. :| You made me take a shot of soju you can't expect me to remember every word you said Then you don't put it in quotes! :|
But it was close enough!
PS PM the link with MC's casting with Totalbiscut when you get time Kib
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