^ That is not the exact bee I think, and that certainly is not my hand

I heard bigger bee/wasp specimen aren't too dangerous. I just hope to hell that that holds true. They're twitching their little antennae and are perched upside down. They're right above me. SOS!!

CharlieMurphy

United States22895 Posts

July 23 2007 06:37 GMT

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course!

What I mean by all this of course is that you need to man up capture it in a bottle and throw it outside or smash its guts all over the place.

PoP-sicle

Canada418 Posts

July 23 2007 06:38 GMT

bee arent very agressive aniway o_O

sith

United States2474 Posts

July 23 2007 06:40 GMT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmidt_Sting_Pain_Index

Some useful information.

iNcontroL

USA29055 Posts

July 23 2007 06:41 GMT

just make sure you BEE-have HAHAHAHAHA

Haemonculus

United States6980 Posts

July 23 2007 06:41 GMT

RIP

Wizard

Poland5055 Posts

July 23 2007 06:44 GMT

Have fun. R.I.P.

But if you don't bother them, they won't bother you. Apparently that's what they say.

dementus

Singapore1151 Posts

July 23 2007 06:44 GMT

dementus & ilovezil 2007-...2007.

IntoTheWow

is awesome32269 Posts

July 23 2007 06:45 GMT

On July 23 2007 15:41 Haemonculus wrote:
RIP

rofl

Scorpion

United States1974 Posts

July 23 2007 06:50 GMT

#10

I just got stung by a bee while I was swimming in the pool. I was just floating around and I just feel a pain in my ear. I swatted at my ear and saw a dead bee in the water.

I don't know what I did wrong :[

ilovezil

United States4143 Posts

July 23 2007 06:50 GMT

#11

What da deuce?

I ain't going down without a fight first. You guys are sadly mistaken if you think two overgrown freakbees can handle the might of

Oh shit, in the middle of typing that, I heard a buzz whiz right past my ear.

So...who's got dibs on my coin collection?

sith

United States2474 Posts

July 23 2007 06:52 GMT

#12

I think you should personally get a pocketknife and do battle with them. Make sure to get pics. It's gonna be epic.

SiZ.FaNtAsY

Korea (South)1497 Posts

July 23 2007 07:01 GMT

#13

On July 23 2007 15:37 CharlieMurphy wrote:

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course!

What I mean by all this of course is that you need to man up capture it in a bottle and throw it outside or smash its guts all over the place.

My hero~

mikeymoo

Canada7170 Posts

July 23 2007 07:07 GMT

#14

On July 23 2007 15:50 ilovezil wrote:

So...who's got dibs on my coin collection?

ME ME ME.

Just use something with a large surface area to kill it. Try cornering it to the ceiling corner or window or something. Use a large heavy textbook if you can find one.

XCetron

5225 Posts

July 23 2007 07:12 GMT

#15

use your Prima BW Strat guide.
That thing is useless anyway.

itzme_petey

United States1400 Posts

July 23 2007 07:14 GMT

#16

I would really becareful with that Bee. If its that big then it might be in the Hateroudimous bee family. Or Hater-bee for short. They might display certain behavior like buzzing loudly, flying around really fast, and pick on smaller bees and or flys/misquito. A couple of things you can do to avoid getting wrecked on by that single prick insect is to 1. not threaten it 2. dont hit on its girlfriend 3. give the bee your ~~money~~ honey. Just let the bee and his bee bros hang out and act leud on your store ceiling for now. Because once you graduate college and get a good job, you'll be the one laughing it up.

QuanticHawk

United States32027 Posts

July 23 2007 07:15 GMT

#17

On July 23 2007 15:50 ilovezil wrote:

So...who's got dibs on my coin collection?

=p

its probably a cicada killer!!

QuanticHawk

United States32027 Posts

July 23 2007 07:16 GMT

#18

and must i remind you of what happens if you BEE-have like a fairy when a harmless insect comes along

http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54973