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ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 23 2007 06:35 GMT
#1
Right now, at work, lies two bees upon the ceiling of the store. They are approximately this size:

[image loading]


^ That is not the exact bee I think, and that certainly is not my hand

I heard bigger bee/wasp specimen aren't too dangerous. I just hope to hell that that holds true. They're twitching their little antennae and are perched upside down. They're right above me. SOS!!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-23 06:38:49
July 23 2007 06:37 GMT
#2

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course!

What I mean by all this of course is that you need to man up capture it in a bottle and throw it outside or smash its guts all over the place.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
PoP-sicle
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada418 Posts
July 23 2007 06:38 GMT
#3
bee arent very agressive aniway o_O
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
July 23 2007 06:40 GMT
#4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmidt_Sting_Pain_Index

Some useful information.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 23 2007 06:41 GMT
#5
just make sure you BEE-have HAHAHAHAHA
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
July 23 2007 06:41 GMT
#6
RIP
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 23 2007 06:44 GMT
#7
Have fun. R.I.P.

But if you don't bother them, they won't bother you. Apparently that's what they say.
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1151 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-23 07:09:29
July 23 2007 06:44 GMT
#8
dementus & ilovezil 2007-...2007.
"I couldn't stop myself from having unreal macro and sick timing senses."
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
July 23 2007 06:45 GMT
#9
On July 23 2007 15:41 Haemonculus wrote:
RIP


rofl
Moderator<:3-/-<
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
July 23 2007 06:50 GMT
#10
I just got stung by a bee while I was swimming in the pool. I was just floating around and I just feel a pain in my ear. I swatted at my ear and saw a dead bee in the water.

I don't know what I did wrong :[
Mango @ U.S.East!
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 23 2007 06:50 GMT
#11
What da deuce?

I ain't going down without a fight first. You guys are sadly mistaken if you think two overgrown freakbees can handle the might of

Oh shit, in the middle of typing that, I heard a buzz whiz right past my ear.

So...who's got dibs on my coin collection?
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
July 23 2007 06:52 GMT
#12
I think you should personally get a pocketknife and do battle with them. Make sure to get pics. It's gonna be epic.
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
July 23 2007 07:01 GMT
#13
On July 23 2007 15:37 CharlieMurphy wrote:

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course!

What I mean by all this of course is that you need to man up capture it in a bottle and throw it outside or smash its guts all over the place.


My hero~
Karma is a bitch
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
July 23 2007 07:07 GMT
#14
On July 23 2007 15:50 ilovezil wrote:

So...who's got dibs on my coin collection?


ME ME ME.

Just use something with a large surface area to kill it. Try cornering it to the ceiling corner or window or something. Use a large heavy textbook if you can find one.
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 23 2007 07:12 GMT
#15
use your Prima BW Strat guide.
That thing is useless anyway.
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 23 2007 07:14 GMT
#16
I would really becareful with that Bee. If its that big then it might be in the Hateroudimous bee family. Or Hater-bee for short. They might display certain behavior like buzzing loudly, flying around really fast, and pick on smaller bees and or flys/misquito. A couple of things you can do to avoid getting wrecked on by that single prick insect is to 1. not threaten it 2. dont hit on its girlfriend 3. give the bee your money honey. Just let the bee and his bee bros hang out and act leud on your store ceiling for now. Because once you graduate college and get a good job, you'll be the one laughing it up.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 23 2007 07:15 GMT
#17
On July 23 2007 15:50 ilovezil wrote:

So...who's got dibs on my coin collection?


=p

its probably a cicada killer!!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 23 2007 07:16 GMT
#18
and must i remind you of what happens if you BEE-have like a fairy when a harmless insect comes along

http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54973
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
July 23 2007 07:16 GMT
#19
Its clearly a transformer
Moderator<:3-/-<
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 23 2007 07:20 GMT
#20
Zil vs Overgrown Bee (x2)

After this little schpiel, I'll be known as...

[image loading]


ZILTOUSSAI THE BEESLAYER!!!
anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
July 23 2007 07:20 GMT
#21
On July 23 2007 16:16 IntoTheWow wrote:
Its clearly a transformer

no, Beast Wars (Transformer).
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 23 2007 07:26 GMT
#22
On July 23 2007 16:16 IntoTheWow wrote:
Its clearly a transformer


Lolz
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1151 Posts
July 23 2007 07:31 GMT
#23
On July 23 2007 16:20 ilovezil wrote:
Zil vs Overgrown Bee (x2)

After this little schpiel, I'll be known as...

[image loading]


ZILTOUSSAI THE BEESLAYER!!!


dementus & ilovezil 2007-????
"I couldn't stop myself from having unreal macro and sick timing senses."
fuglyfrog
Profile Joined July 2007
United States521 Posts
July 23 2007 07:36 GMT
#24
I think you should bunker rush it.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
July 23 2007 07:50 GMT
#25
Bisu doesnt fall for bunker rushes
Moderator<:3-/-<
iG.Aura
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Poland686 Posts
July 23 2007 07:59 GMT
#26
use psi storm
:-)
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
July 23 2007 08:03 GMT
#27
get a book

smack
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
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