EPTI'll have the lyrics soon along with a download link.. Youtube sort of butchered the quality of the video because I can't seem to upload it in higher quality...
Also *NOTE* everything in this is a joke so don't take it too seriously
Download the MP3:
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Lyrics (sorry for the delay)
Chorus [x2]
Protoss, Teran, Random, Zerg
This is how it happens to you...
That's why noobs don't get gg'd...
Verse 1:
SCVs out trying to wild out and they coming for your base
Building bunkers all around...
(You're so dumb) No income but the Mules still seem to hold it down...
That's why Terrans are OP
Bout to be revealed again, then you expo
what’s the point of drawin out this set bro
Now you floatin all ur buildings, eventually I’m gonna get you! (an hour later)
Scrub you need to just to give up
One gate two gate three gate four...
Every single matchup units knocking at your door...
From bronze to masters league with one build so I'm sure...
That's why Protoss is easy
Got 20 probes and we 20 minutes in
2000 minerals, my carrier is finishin
Whoa, no fair! You can’t attack! Ugh, you win again (I'm playing Halo)
That's Why I'm still stuck in bronze
Try to macro up play it safe grab a base...
All of sudden bio starts pushing on your place...
They crack out and destroy it all in one take...
Stimmed bio is broke as fuck
I play during my application, Im Grack Fields
Yeah I’ll show a little BM when a medivac heals
Believe, if you see me on the ladder better concede
I’m really good, I should be in the league
That's why Idra don't GG
Forget to scout a bit of ya base and you...
Find that proxy pylon sitting there just looking cool...
Canons down it's GG with almost Zero food...
Canon Rushes are so gay
Stim, heal, A move, 4 mules, scan scan
Blue flame, repair, more mules, scan scan
Banshees, nukes Scan Scan Scan Scan scan scan…
That's why Terrans still OP
Chorus [x2]
Protoss, Teran, Random, Zerg
This is how it happens to you...
That's why noobs don't get gg'd...
Verse 2:
Ok I cant wait to get up into this game!
Im playin terran, and my 3 teammates are doing the same
What the hell?? Why are there 3 planetaries in our main??
Do you guys know how to play?
That’s why I don’t 4v4
Start a new show with ya boy and eat lunch...
Talk about imbalance and laugh at the noob chumps...
Something happens and you go home in a quick month...
Missed High Fives must really suck
Mineral field depleted? I guess I better go expand before Im defeated
but a swarm of mutas came before my turrets even finished completin
Now he’s creepin
That's how expos get shut down
So they say it's not a real build with a lot of skill...
And only nooby zergs try to 6 pool the field...
Ya'll just mad because you guys ain't got the build...
6 Pooling Zergs suck my cock
The Little One he belittled me in the day
At night Huk smashed the shit up out of my face
Prayin cuz the Gorilla Terran is milliseconds away oh great..Hay Pro
That's How Team Liquid gets down
Banerings Banerings that's just so clever...
Take off ya shirt and get gay man that's whatever...
Alert the nerds or at least write them a letter...
Some Songs just shouldn't be done
Queens dirty dancing sitting next to each base...
80 drones a bunch of gas just about to hit pace...
Forgot to spawn larvae so I now get raped...
Zerg Macro is hard as fuck
Congrats to IdrA, Congrats to Jinro
Congrats to Ret, cuz you guys been this pro
Even with the Grack leavin, Huk is gonna win bro!!
One more white dude in code S
Chorus [x2]
Protoss, Teran, Random, Zerg
This is how it happens to you...
That's why noobs don't get gg'd...
