I'll have the lyrics soon along with a download link.. Youtube sort of butchered the quality of the video because I can't seem to upload it in higher quality...
Also *NOTE* everything in this is a joke so don't take it too seriously
Download the MP3:
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Lyrics (sorry for the delay)
Chorus [x2] Protoss, Teran, Random, Zerg
This is how it happens to you... That's why noobs don't get gg'd...
Verse 1:
SCVs out trying to wild out and they coming for your base Building bunkers all around... (You're so dumb) No income but the Mules still seem to hold it down... That's why Terrans are OP
Bout to be revealed again, then you expo what’s the point of drawin out this set bro Now you floatin all ur buildings, eventually I’m gonna get you! (an hour later) Scrub you need to just to give up
One gate two gate three gate four... Every single matchup units knocking at your door... From bronze to masters league with one build so I'm sure... That's why Protoss is easy
Got 20 probes and we 20 minutes in 2000 minerals, my carrier is finishin Whoa, no fair! You can’t attack! Ugh, you win again (I'm playing Halo) That's Why I'm still stuck in bronze
Try to macro up play it safe grab a base... All of sudden bio starts pushing on your place... They crack out and destroy it all in one take... Stimmed bio is broke as fuck
I play during my application, Im Grack Fields Yeah I’ll show a little BM when a medivac heals Believe, if you see me on the ladder better concede I’m really good, I should be in the league That's why Idra don't GG
Forget to scout a bit of ya base and you... Find that proxy pylon sitting there just looking cool... Canons down it's GG with almost Zero food... Canon Rushes are so gay
Stim, heal, A move, 4 mules, scan scan Blue flame, repair, more mules, scan scan Banshees, nukes Scan Scan Scan Scan scan scan… That's why Terrans still OP
Chorus [x2] Protoss, Teran, Random, Zerg
This is how it happens to you... That's why noobs don't get gg'd...
Verse 2:
Ok I cant wait to get up into this game! Im playin terran, and my 3 teammates are doing the same What the hell?? Why are there 3 planetaries in our main?? Do you guys know how to play? That’s why I don’t 4v4
Start a new show with ya boy and eat lunch... Talk about imbalance and laugh at the noob chumps... Something happens and you go home in a quick month... Missed High Fives must really suck
Mineral field depleted? I guess I better go expand before Im defeated but a swarm of mutas came before my turrets even finished completin Now he’s creepin That's how expos get shut down
So they say it's not a real build with a lot of skill... And only nooby zergs try to 6 pool the field... Ya'll just mad because you guys ain't got the build... 6 Pooling Zergs suck my cock
The Little One he belittled me in the day At night Huk smashed the shit up out of my face Prayin cuz the Gorilla Terran is milliseconds away oh great..Hay Pro That's How Team Liquid gets down
Banerings Banerings that's just so clever... Take off ya shirt and get gay man that's whatever... Alert the nerds or at least write them a letter... Some Songs just shouldn't be done
Queens dirty dancing sitting next to each base... 80 drones a bunch of gas just about to hit pace... Forgot to spawn larvae so I now get raped... Zerg Macro is hard as fuck
Congrats to IdrA, Congrats to Jinro Congrats to Ret, cuz you guys been this pro Even with the Grack leavin, Huk is gonna win bro!! One more white dude in code S
Chorus [x2] Protoss, Teran, Random, Zerg
This is how it happens to you... That's why noobs don't get gg'd...
:D This was too fun to do! And as Suspense says, we pretty much were clowning in Skype before actually doing it so take it all with a light heart haha. I can't believe I JUST now understood the " < U " part after watching it for like the 4th time; wow I need sleep lol. Good job on the idea and video, Suspense!
The sad thing is - I agree and experience most of this on ladder... Especially in team games Haven't you ever played with a guy saying: "I'll cannon rush into mass carrier" then around 10mins he's being rolled over calling the enemy team rushfaggots <-- He didn't get gg
On March 16 2011 20:54 CraZyWayne wrote: I certainly would fire the two hydras which mess up the choreography!
They were on a work-release program.. I felt like I was being nice by employing them considering no one wants their kind around anymore.... But I guess that's what happens when you try to be a nice guy and go against the grain.
omg so awesome. When I first heard you I thought about how awesome of a track you could do with the "revelation" beat which is also off the devils night album.
On March 16 2011 21:12 Mentalizor wrote: The sad thing is - I agree and experience most of this on ladder... Especially in team games Haven't you ever played with a guy saying: "I'll cannon rush into mass carrier" then around 10mins he's being rolled over calling the enemy team rushfaggots <-- He didn't get gg
Lol, yea I think everyone has experienced players like this. I had one guy in a 2v2 random, I asked him what his plan was at the start and he replied "DT rush into mass carrier". I facepalmed hard, but somehow managed to heroically defend until his DTs and Carriers rolled over the enemy team.
The song isn't exactly my style of music, but it's pretty good nontheless
On March 16 2011 21:12 Mentalizor wrote: The sad thing is - I agree and experience most of this on ladder... Especially in team games Haven't you ever played with a guy saying: "I'll cannon rush into mass carrier" then around 10mins he's being rolled over calling the enemy team rushfaggots <-- He didn't get gg
Lol, yea I think everyone has experienced players like this. I had one guy in a 2v2 random, I asked him what his plan was at the start and he replied "DT rush into mass carrier". I facepalmed hard, but somehow managed to heroically defend until his DTs and Carriers rolled over the enemy team.
The song isn't exactly my style of music, but it's pretty good nontheless
I normally 4v4 to jokingly warm up and yes, it's horrible, which is the complete opposite of this song which is awesome!
I like the effort, but I dunno I just don't care for it myself didn't quite enjoy the lyrics. *shrug* I like gg's. I guess I am just oldfashioned like that.
Oh man , that was freaking awesome . The part with how team liquid get down was hilarious . "the night huk smashed the shit up out of my face " best line
On March 21 2011 11:41 Kamais_Ookin wrote: Man I can't believe I missed this, doesn't help that it wasn't spotlighted. Good thing it was bumped, too good.
I think they have mostly stopped spotlighting my stuff lol.. Or the songs in general. I think they come out with too much frequency to warrant a spotlight. Just subscribe (cough)
On March 21 2011 11:41 Kamais_Ookin wrote: Man I can't believe I missed this, doesn't help that it wasn't spotlighted. Good thing it was bumped, too good.
I think they have mostly stopped spotlighting my stuff lol.. Or the songs in general. I think they come out with too much frequency to warrant a spotlight. Just subscribe (cough)
haha I feel ya. However, the last song that was spotlighted was the 'What Is This' video and that wasn't too long ago. I know what you mean about the frequency thing though. Someone needs to do either a techno or country SC2 song so that it stands out like crazy lmao.
On March 21 2011 11:41 Kamais_Ookin wrote: Man I can't believe I missed this, doesn't help that it wasn't spotlighted. Good thing it was bumped, too good.
I think they have mostly stopped spotlighting my stuff lol.. Or the songs in general. I think they come out with too much frequency to warrant a spotlight. Just subscribe (cough)
haha I feel ya. However, the last song that was spotlighted was the 'What Is This' video and that wasn't too long ago. I know what you mean about the frequency thing though. Someone needs to do either a techno or country SC2 song so that it stands out like crazy lmao.
I believe they may have stopped spotlighting songs in general.. Maybe I'm wrong but i have noticed that none of them get it.
This song is still great. I know you posted the lyrics on in the OP, but there are a few parts it sounds like you are saying something slightly different. I will point them out..
Verse 1:
I play during my application, Im Grack Fields Yeah I’ll show a little BM when a medivac heals Believe, see me on the ladder, better concede (you don't hear "If you") I’m really good, I should be in the league That's why Idra don't GG
Verse 2:
Ok I cant wait to get up into this game! Im playin terran, and my teammates are doing the same (Don't hear the "3") What the hell?? 3 Planetaries up in our mains?? (doesn't sound like "Why are there 3 planetaries in our main??" at all) Do you guys know how to play? That’s why I don’t 4v4
Start a new show with ya boy and eat lunch... Talk about imbalance and the math and the noob chumps...(Could sound like either way i guess) Something happens and you go home in a quick month... Missed High Fives must really suck
Baneings Baneings that's so clever... (don't hear the "just", also "Banerlings"?) Take off ya shirt and get gay man whatever... (don't hear the "thats") Alert the nerds or at least write them a letter... Some Songs just shouldn't be done
Queens dirty dancing sitting next to each base... 80 drones a bunch of gas just about to hit pace... Forgot to spawn larvae and get raped... (sounds like "And" instead of "so I now") Zerg Macro is hard as fuck.
EPT
Haven't you ever played with a guy saying: "I'll cannon rush into mass carrier" then around 10mins he's being rolled over calling the enemy team rushfaggots 
