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BurningSera
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland19621 Posts
June 11 2015 17:01 GMT
#21
On June 11 2015 16:03 syw651 wrote:
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On June 10 2015 19:52 BurningSera wrote:
Errr....

I don't need to buy BKB because....

you already gave me one.....

I don't get it... Am I missing something?


Every guy has a BKB. Get it?
is 2017, stop being lame, fuck's sakes. 'Can't wait for the rise of the cakes and humanity's last stand tbqh.'
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
June 11 2015 22:32 GMT
#22
What does Antimage say when Shadow Shaman hexes him??

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FOWL SORCERY!!
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
whatsappstatus
Profile Joined June 2018
1 Post
June 09 2018 07:12 GMT
#23
--- Nuked ---
Gamerhcp
Profile Joined May 2015
734 Posts
June 10 2018 22:09 GMT
#24
Well since a spam bot already bumped it, I see no reason why we shouldn't write some jokes.

Shamelessly stolen joke from r/dota2:

How much does a staff cost?
3500. Because a quarterstaff costs 875.
Hello
neozxa
Profile Joined August 2011
Indonesia545 Posts
June 16 2018 07:00 GMT
#25
what did tinker say to the man with the amputated arm?

re-arm-ing.

...im sorry.
Keep moving forward
Kairo
Profile Joined November 2008
Sweden184 Posts
June 17 2018 19:39 GMT
#26
What dota hero do you always visit before eating shrimp?

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Luna




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Because she is selling mayonaisse.


Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. Off she rode with a trumpety trump; trump trump trump.<- Sig since before the Don.
DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4380 Posts
July 10 2018 13:02 GMT
#27
Which hero would be best in space?

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Dark Seer. He is used to being in a vacuum
Sucker for nostalgia
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