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gaijindash
Profile Joined January 2015
Japan376 Posts
June 10 2015 03:28 GMT
#1
I'll start us off:

You know the thing about people who hate playing against void?

They just wanna face less void.

bad Dota jokes GO!
Courage does not always roar, sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says 'I will try again tommorow'
yookstah
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia655 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-10 04:32:14
June 10 2015 04:31 GMT
#2
Does it matter if I put it in my jug or not?

not original but I still like it
"I'm saying that you are all the time aggressive. I say to you choose situations to be aggressive and not aggressive. I'm talking it" - Cooller
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
June 10 2015 05:01 GMT
#3
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because our supports have upgraded it yet
Buckyman
Profile Joined May 2014
1364 Posts
June 10 2015 06:31 GMT
#4
What happens when Lina, Ember Spirit and Batrider all decide they want to mid? A flame war.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
June 10 2015 08:37 GMT
#5
why was loa kicked out by the sicilian mafia?

cuz he was a bad don
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
BurningSera
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland19621 Posts
June 10 2015 10:52 GMT
#6
Errr....

I don't need to buy BKB because....

you already gave me one.....
is 2017, stop being lame, fuck's sakes. 'Can't wait for the rise of the cakes and humanity's last stand tbqh.'
Howie_Dewitt
Profile Joined March 2014
United States1416 Posts
June 10 2015 12:44 GMT
#7
TB isn't bad guys he shits on lina

What's the resemblance between earth spirit and ember spirit?
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they're both red, except for the green one
Sisyphus had a good gig going, the disappointment was predictable. | Visions of the Country (1978) is for when you're lost.
Lackbleeder
Profile Joined May 2015
741 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-10 13:43:03
June 10 2015 13:41 GMT
#8
Why didn't EG win TI4 ? Because it was al about deathballing towers and americans are bad at defending their towers. (sorry, http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b7/Gyro_death_12.mp3 )
Somebody once told me za warudo is gonna roll me
HellNino
Profile Joined September 2011
France156 Posts
June 10 2015 13:58 GMT
#9
A known one:
Why does Luna hate Venomancer?
Because he always try to Poison Nova.
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Faruko
Profile Joined April 2013
Chile34171 Posts
June 10 2015 15:37 GMT
#10
On June 10 2015 22:41 Lackbleeder wrote:
Why didn't EG win TI4 ? Because it was al about deathballing towers and americans are bad at defending their towers. (sorry, http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b7/Gyro_death_12.mp3 )

lol that seems a little too far haha
Ross was right // "Jesus Christ nahaz is doing shots before my eyes" (Sn0_Man, 2018)
Verniy
Profile Joined May 2015
Canada3360 Posts
June 10 2015 18:51 GMT
#11
Is your name Sven? 'cause you have great cleavage.
Are you Medusa? Because looking at you makes me hard.
Do you have a Butterfly? Because I always miss you.
Heaven's Halberd is the most criminally underbought item in Dota. Together we can stop this.
apelsinsaft
Profile Joined October 2014
42 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-10 22:55:54
June 10 2015 22:54 GMT
#12
your moms vagina is like a maze , when naix infest her he could never come out

why do u get bfury on lina? cleavage
gaijindash
Profile Joined January 2015
Japan376 Posts
June 11 2015 00:41 GMT
#13
What is a russian player's favourite hero?

Blyatcyka

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bloodseeker
Courage does not always roar, sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says 'I will try again tommorow'
aelredy
Profile Joined February 2015
Canada2 Posts
June 11 2015 06:08 GMT
#14
Q: Whats the river's name in dota?
A: I'm pretty sure it's called The River Fag. I've been told I few times "don't cross the river fag".

Will always be my favorite.
o(╥﹏╥)o
gaijindash
Profile Joined January 2015
Japan376 Posts
June 11 2015 06:47 GMT
#15
On June 11 2015 15:08 aelredy wrote:
Q: Whats the river's name in dota?
A: I'm pretty sure it's called The River Fag. I've been told I few times "don't cross the river fag".

Will always be my favorite.


In Australia its called The River Mate
Courage does not always roar, sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says 'I will try again tommorow'
syw651
Profile Joined April 2014
Australia349 Posts
June 11 2015 07:03 GMT
#16
On June 10 2015 19:52 BurningSera wrote:
Errr....

I don't need to buy BKB because....

you already gave me one.....

I don't get it... Am I missing something?
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
June 11 2015 07:19 GMT
#17
On June 11 2015 16:03 syw651 wrote:
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On June 10 2015 19:52 BurningSera wrote:
Errr....

I don't need to buy BKB because....

you already gave me one.....

I don't get it... Am I missing something?

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"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Saki [NETOGE]
Profile Joined November 2014
United States235 Posts
June 11 2015 08:40 GMT
#18
In Soviet DOTA, trees hit Axe and die anyways.
My banner is Cloud9 because MANGO! MANGO! MANGO!
BluemoonSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
SoCal8910 Posts
June 11 2015 13:59 GMT
#19
I better buy spell immunity because you are stunnin
LiquidDota Staff@BluemoonGG_
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
June 11 2015 16:30 GMT
#20
Techies.
I think esports is pretty nice.
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