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Please remember that while this thread is for QQ and venting about the game, racism is not tolerated here on LD.
Shirow
Profile Joined December 2009
Austria70 Posts
December 01 2016 12:48 GMT
#29721
On December 01 2016 02:05 Daaktard wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 29 2016 20:15 HopLight wrote:
On November 29 2016 15:08 Daaktard wrote:
On November 29 2016 07:48 HopLight wrote:
SnY AND Manta on our carry Jugg in 5k average..........

Gotta go fast.


Yeah but they don't even fucking stack, he could go drums SnY if thats what he wanted.


I know, i was being sarcastic. Dammit, where is sarcasm font when you need it?

Show nested quote +
On November 30 2016 22:39 Shirow wrote:
On November 29 2016 15:08 Daaktard wrote:
On November 29 2016 07:48 HopLight wrote:
SnY AND Manta on our carry Jugg in 5k average..........

Gotta go fast. Insert Russian smiley here.

I hate Jungle LC, doesnt matter if she performs well or not or even if its on my team, it's so bad. And they just keep coming, game after game.

EDIT: I never thought i would say it 4 years ago but BS jungle would at least bring something teamwise.


Try to pick lc and mark a lane. I guarantee you your team will pick three other cores and you end up in jungle.. Story of my life as lc/ld player. It hurts every single time..


I will admit I've never had a single LC mark a lane to begin with or even ask for it. It's always been "oh, all lanes are taken with cores better not pick support and farm jungle"


Well.. Yeah. That also happens to me when im not picking those heroes for myself..
Hoshi no Koe
schmitty9800
Profile Joined August 2010
United States390 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-03 00:33:52
December 03 2016 00:32 GMT
#29722
"Guys we need to push. Let's push guys"

*team pushes with carry missing and feeds* or *team wins fight but loses heroes pushing into buy backs or ults*
*other team gets a free item for each hero*

*loses lategame fights*

"Told you we needed to push, they outcarried us"
Aron Times
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States312 Posts
December 10 2016 01:44 GMT
#29723
A friend of mine had been asking me for some time to play DotA 2 with her. When I finally agreed to party up, I realized that her public account and her main account were both over 4k. I was impressed and a little suspicious because she had not indicated that she was good at DotA 2 in the past (for reference, I am 3k), and may have been playing dumb whenever she watched me play.

The first game I played with her was an unranked allpick game. It was a stomp, and she didn't really get to showcase how good she was. The only indication I had that she was any good was that she passed her bottle to me after teleporting back to the tower. Most people at 3k don't do that.

I played another game with her earlier today, and it was a four-stack this time. The other two players were also 4k players, so we had a 3k (me), three 4ks (the other party members), and a solo (unknown MMR).

It was very different this time. This time, our opponents were not completely terrible and the game went back and forth at several points. However, I noticed that the three people I was grouped up with (my friend plus her two other friends) were... not so good.

1. None of them communicated in chat or in voice chat, and they did some very questionable things during the game.
2. We had one player, the guy with the highest MMR, jungle until 12 minutes before leaving to go to another lane to push (he didn't go with the team, and pushed alone).
3. Every single one of the 4ks in my group kept overextending without any TP scrolls.
4. My friend abandoned her lane (offlane) without asking for someone else to switch; I only noticed because I typically watch the minimap most of the game and noticed that she was in the jungle and our offlane was empty. I teleported to the lane to try and hold it, which helped stabilize us a bit.
5. Their item builds were bad. Our jungler spent 12 minutes AFK jungling just to get a Hand of Midas, then started solo pushing lanes. Our offlaner (my friend), went for a very nonstandard build on her hero (early game Soul Ring and no other regeneration vs. a Huskar).
6. Their mechanics and game sense were absolutely horrible. I went into that game thinking I could learn from someone better than me but these people were oblivious to the most obvious ganks (the entire enemy team revealed by my wards and yet they kept overextending past the river), and didn't look like they knew what animation cancelling or orb walking were.
7. After the game, I checked everyone's DotABuff profiles and found that none of them had played ranked solo matchmaking in a very long time, and had been on a losing streak when they stopped.

To sum it up, I feel betrayed. That was a colossal waste of my time. I went into that game expecting to learn from my uber-1337 teammates and left feeling extremely disappointed.

I highly doubt that my party had boosted accounts; they likely calibrated high and just stopped playing when their MMR dipped too low. I noticed that all of them used core heroes during their calibration matches, and IIRC, cores got inflated MMR after calibration under the old system (the one where you could spam Purifying Flames against yourself as Oracle and calibrate into 5k).
"The drums! The drums! The drums! The neverending drumbeat! Open me, you human fool! Open the light and summon me and receive my majesty!"
babysimba
Profile Joined November 2010
10466 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-11 10:41:54
December 11 2016 10:28 GMT
#29724
I'm in lpq with 5 reports and 9 commends (didn't beg any for those), also >9k behavior score. Good shit.

I'm in lpq the past 6 months double the times of that the past 4 years. Fucking broken shit.
the bear jew
Profile Joined August 2014
United States3674 Posts
December 11 2016 16:00 GMT
#29725
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2838777503

Can I get not fucking retarded teammates for more then one game at a time?

They complain I have no farm on Antimage, as they shove up the wave I'm farming so I can't farm it safely. They follow me taking the jungle camps I'm doing. Complain I have no items.

They go mid omniknight, then complain we have no damage cause it's me, AM single core vs pub five core strat.
DeMoN pulled off a Miracle and Flies to the Moon
TheTrenchTier
Profile Joined October 2016
21 Posts
December 13 2016 21:33 GMT
#29726
Um so I don't think I'm even going to play anymore dota until monkey is reasonable. Hero is completely busted in every regard.
TheTrenchTier
Profile Joined October 2016
21 Posts
December 14 2016 01:05 GMT
#29727
On December 14 2016 06:33 TheTrenchTier wrote:
Um so I don't think I'm even going to play anymore dota until monkey is reasonable. Hero is completely busted in every regard.


So I decided to just deal with it whatever. Spam Timber every game and cut down some trees and kill him that way. Of course the very next game our team destroys them 35-4 kill score at 30 minutes in game moving to end the game, and good old mass DC because the fucking patch is bugged to hell. Free 25 MMR flushed down the toilet dear Valve FIX YOUR SHIT
WindWolf
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden11767 Posts
December 14 2016 15:30 GMT
#29728
I want to get back into the game since the release of 7.00. But I am constantly overextending in easy bot-matches Q.Q

Would it be better for me to start with a more "Casual" game mode such as Least Played or All Random
EZ4ENCE
Stancel
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Singapore15360 Posts
December 15 2016 10:15 GMT
#29729
sick poor network conditions, sick 10 year delay in between allchat messages, sick carries who roam to their jungle with nothing but treads claymore as slark

it's like valve can't do 1 thing right without fucking up 50 things at the same time
ffxiv enjoyer
Pontual
Profile Joined October 2016
Brazil3038 Posts
December 15 2016 12:46 GMT
#29730
On December 15 2016 00:30 WindWolf wrote:
I want to get back into the game since the release of 7.00. But I am constantly overextending in easy bot-matches Q.Q

Would it be better for me to start with a more "Casual" game mode such as Least Played or All Random

No just do it fam. But mute everyone so you don't get triggered right on the first time
FueledUpAndReadyToGo
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
Netherlands30548 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-15 13:43:19
December 15 2016 13:42 GMT
#29731
Had a monkey king that maxed Jingu Mastery last

I mean why would you want 200 free bonus damage nobody needs that

Neosteel Enthusiast
bdonballer
Profile Joined October 2014
United States408 Posts
December 15 2016 15:37 GMT
#29732
Shadow demon still causing games to crash. Patch the patch when?
I carry hard!
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-17 05:37:37
December 17 2016 03:39 GMT
#29733
2 wins in last 20 games
15 game losing streak.
8 of them opponents had double our kill score.

I don't think I've had a fun game since 7.0 yet.
schmitty9800
Profile Joined August 2010
United States390 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-17 14:59:53
December 17 2016 14:59 GMT
#29734
TFW you're having a great game, ganking, moving as a team, scouting Riki, taking good fights, retreating when needed, defending objective well, and then Ursa and Alche each die alone 3 times in a row and you lose.
HellNino
Profile Joined September 2011
France156 Posts
December 17 2016 16:11 GMT
#29735
Every time a Dazzle levels poison a kitten dies. Hope that makes all the shitty players think.
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Laserist
Profile Joined September 2011
Turkey4269 Posts
December 18 2016 00:33 GMT
#29736
"drunk as fuck :D" , 0-12 bm lost us the game with the help of other idiots. GJ drunk ranked retard
“Are you with the Cartel? Because you’re definitely an Angel.”
neozxa
Profile Joined August 2011
Indonesia545 Posts
December 18 2016 08:32 GMT
#29737
when will monkey king get patched holy fuck
Keep moving forward
Laserist
Profile Joined September 2011
Turkey4269 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-19 01:55:10
December 18 2016 19:37 GMT
#29738
4 other teammates playing their heroes first time. #4kthings

4 wins in 20 games, 9 games in lpq and 2 wins. Every fucking game I tried my heart out but no. If anyone enjoys this game, this is definitely not me. Tried every position: Picked carry, got 1v2 cancer safe lane, got mid, unfavored hero against constant mid gank team, picked offlane played against 3 stun team, picked jungle riki, bounty and any other roam hero in my jungle. Every game feels like 1v9 and shit.
“Are you with the Cartel? Because you’re definitely an Angel.”
WindWolf
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden11767 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-19 15:56:39
December 19 2016 15:56 GMT
#29739
Couldn't Valve kept 7.00 in the test client for an extra week or two. So many issues that makes a good patch hard to enjoy
EZ4ENCE
Laserist
Profile Joined September 2011
Turkey4269 Posts
December 19 2016 23:08 GMT
#29740
Just got out lpq in 12 games. First game, hard thrower junglers; second game, grief last pick jungle invoker because he cannot play support; third game leaver mirana feeder lanes.
“Are you with the Cartel? Because you’re definitely an Angel.”
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