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FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-09 08:10:21
November 09 2016 01:36 GMT
#29681
really bad players omfg so bad

19 min midas bots aghs on voker?
np lose by 30 mins as team chainfeeds a sven

they got a tinker player? no problem i got a bane who has played 20 games in the last 6 months and the first thing he does is attack someone he just put to sleep (our OD was like 2x worse than him, go figure)

10-1 safe carry at 25 mins? sounds like a good game. oh wait our mid is 3-12 at that point and counting



ok
its my last game until 3k
at long last the moment i have been waiting for
we pick first
our first pick instant pick PL
jungle
ok... im thinking ... i can play this out
their pick
instant random into jug (my hero)
u know what?
instant leave

NO
I GOT THE SAME GUY IN THE NEXT GAME ON MY TEAM WTF
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SKN1995
Profile Joined September 2016
Japan204 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-09 09:36:55
November 09 2016 09:35 GMT
#29682
Dear people who get on my team

While I personally prefer playing core over support when playing with strangers, I play support if need be without bitching without hesitation and without trying any less hard, so when noone is picking and i first pick a generic jack of all trades core when noone is marking anywhere or sayingh anything could you please return the favor and pick properly -- and NOT pick jungler + 2 mids and then fight over mid and then proceed to compete with each other about who cares least about losing the game as long as the other guy loses.

Thank you very much

#just5.8kavgthings
SKN1995
Profile Joined September 2016
Japan204 Posts
November 09 2016 14:43 GMT
#29683
It is absolutely crazy just how dumb some people are.
Laserist
Profile Joined September 2011
Turkey4269 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-09 23:10:32
November 09 2016 20:59 GMT
#29684
"Most diverse patch ever" everyone says that thing like parrots.
All I see drows every game. And winning most of them sadly.

Lich got a few kills, and think he has rights to stay between the trees afk with a shadow amulet for the next 20 minutes.
I can't believe the guy in charge for Dota MM is still doing his work. In any sector, he'd be fired immediately after that kind of a massive trainwreck.
“Are you with the Cartel? Because you’re definitely an Angel.”
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28100 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-10 07:17:13
November 10 2016 07:13 GMT
#29685
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Two Storm games, both lost in 19 minutes. 13 minute Bloodstone in the first game and a 15 minute Bloodstone in the second game. All my team had to do was not feed non stop and we just get a free win, BUT that never happens when I play Storm these days

idk I feel like it might be my fault for picking Storm in low MMR games. When I'm the only 6k I usually feel like I need to TA or Storm to win, but then my 4-5k players just feed and heroes like Storm/TA don't come online fast enough.
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the bear jew
Profile Joined August 2014
United States3674 Posts
November 11 2016 04:06 GMT
#29686
I get the same defeatist, flaming asshole twice in a row who farms farms farms, but teleports away from fights and complains we are losing. 1/3 networth as lion, I do as much damage as 30k networth invoker. GG
DeMoN pulled off a Miracle and Flies to the Moon
HellNino
Profile Joined September 2011
France156 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-12 22:05:37
November 12 2016 20:28 GMT
#29687
Jesus, armlet is so dumb on some heroes... How is farming 2.5k gold to turn into a fucking demi-god fair?
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Shadow blade yasha veno support.................................
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Laserist
Profile Joined September 2011
Turkey4269 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-12 23:52:52
November 12 2016 23:03 GMT
#29688
Good day if you placed into the winning team and actually win. bad day if you placed to the defeatist team who pick solo medusa offlane, pick lich and used ulti only once blah blah blah.
Literally %50 chance to win a game regardless how you play.

And those tools in my teams, 2 games in a row, picked wk as carry and get rekt by:
AM
diff PL
Nyx
OD
and other a few mana fuckers. Thanks for -50
“Are you with the Cartel? Because you’re definitely an Angel.”
dragonswarrior
Profile Joined August 2015
389 Posts
November 14 2016 02:46 GMT
#29689
Another day another feeder.

FV criticizes Jakiro (it wasn't even a flame really) and Jakiro responds by feeding himself and courier to enemy team for 20 minutes. Bizarrely enough we're winning 4v5 (I think Venomancer is broken at 2k level) and that's when Jakiro decides to actually start helping, reveals he can't play the hero, and we end up losing.

GG shoulda just fed.
“Words are pale shadows of forgotten names. As names have power, words have power. Words can light fires in the minds of men. Words can wring tears from the hardest hearts.”
Tunkeg
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
Norway1235 Posts
November 16 2016 20:00 GMT
#29690
So I have lost around 20 games with only 3 wins this last week. Dropping 500 MMR like that.I am so fucking fed up with this game I am going to fucking uninstall it. Better for me, better for the game. What a piece of shit matchmaking it is for this to happen. Back to playing 1v1 game where you don't have to deal with stupid shitkids ruining every other game.
Laserist
Profile Joined September 2011
Turkey4269 Posts
November 17 2016 21:40 GMT
#29691
Drow
“Are you with the Cartel? Because you’re definitely an Angel.”
the bear jew
Profile Joined August 2014
United States3674 Posts
November 18 2016 03:57 GMT
#29692
As I fall down the slope, I get dragged down more and more by the stupidity. Their team, Shadow fiend, Mirana, Tiny, dark seer, legion commander, our bounty hunter goes arcanes into dagon into desolator with his 900 health and gets blown up. Then complains we have no vision. You are bounty hunter, whole point of you is that you give vision.
DeMoN pulled off a Miracle and Flies to the Moon
schmitty9800
Profile Joined August 2010
United States390 Posts
November 20 2016 15:53 GMT
#29693
TFW you're drafting battle cup and the two randoms you're with suggest Enigma when you need a 1pos and 2pos. Then your buddy who's been talking about Timbersaw says "Oh, I didn't mean for me"
HopLight
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden999 Posts
November 21 2016 17:32 GMT
#29694
Thank you matchmaking for matching me together with the person I just reported for intentional feeding of self + couriers. Seems good.
smilingjuggernaut
Profile Joined November 2016
74 Posts
November 22 2016 14:17 GMT
#29695
Forgot my mouse at my girl friend's place so I was playing some unranked games with an old mouse. Judging from their profiles the kids in my team were 4-5.5k mmr. They seem to all insist on playing core. No problem. I'll pick Ogre and run around clubbing and warding. Oh wait someone picks 0 impact braindead jungler (troll) instead of Veno etc. Mid proceeds to feed. Offlane proceeds to feed. And then these low skill low mmr shitwits have the audacity to call me a crybaby when i remark how much of a waste of time it is...
smilingjuggernaut
Profile Joined November 2016
74 Posts
November 22 2016 14:20 GMT
#29696
sigh really wish i had a team so i didnt have to play public match making with all these subhumans
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28100 Posts
November 24 2016 07:07 GMT
#29697
Man it really sucks when you play in a 7k avg game and then the next game is 4.8k avg. The worst part is that I actually found another 6.5-7k avg game but someone dodged during loading and then I didn't get into the lobby again, so it put me in the 4.8k game xD
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Pontual
Profile Joined October 2016
Brazil3038 Posts
November 24 2016 10:36 GMT
#29698
I am tired of losing games because i don't have a mic yet. Team fights when it shouldn't happen, team giving up in 5 mins (literally). I wish i could just use voice and try to cordinate the team better... At least some of these games i would have a chance.
jackmooo
Profile Joined November 2016
4 Posts
November 24 2016 12:14 GMT
#29699
Just had an ally antimage kept his mana break and spell shield at lv1 until he was lv18. The enemy nyx assassin kept solo killing the antimage with dagon...
Play 90% support, no support in 9% of games T_T
SKN1995
Profile Joined September 2016
Japan204 Posts
November 24 2016 16:05 GMT
#29700
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