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Greece10806 Posts
On August 07 2011 01:43 Avril_Lavigne wrote: A hydralisk walks into a bar..... still walking.... still walkingg..... almosttttttt thereeeeeeeee That's a good one but you should use queen instead of hydra,xP. | ||
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warblob004
United States198 Posts
On August 06 2011 16:41 beamer159 wrote: Sometimes in game, I like to say something witty prior to revealing a unit I teched to: Blink Stalker + Show Spoiler + You'll be hurting in the blink of an eye! Colossus + Show Spoiler + You're in for a colossal defeat! High Templar + Show Spoiler + High. Bye. Now you Die! Archon + Show Spoiler + You're hopes of victory archon now! Dark Templar + Show Spoiler + Did my build leave you in the dark? Void Ray + Show Spoiler + No rays of hope for you this game! Phoenixes + Show Spoiler + ...Phoenixes Carrier + Show Spoiler + You're a carrier of wins. I think I'll take one of them now! Mothership + Show Spoiler + Yo mamma didn't see this coming! OOOOOOOOOOh The zealots walking into a bar and dragoon walking around it were absolutely golden as well | ||
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Jhohok
United States71 Posts
Why are zerglings so fast? + Show Spoiler + Because yo momma's ugly ass showed up Why did the Terrans invent stimpack? + Show Spoiler + In case yo momma shows up. Why did the Protoss bring the mothership back from the corners of the galaxy? + Show Spoiler + As a last resort to get away from yo momma | ||
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PopcornColonel
United States769 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Because they have nice rax. | ||
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DyEnasTy
United States3721 Posts
On August 06 2011 23:06 Brutus wrote: I dont get them either...Why are DTs space niggers? Koreans are imba, wow so funny. The first two I don't even know what you are trying to say. I get the first too. The last two have no punch line. | ||
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DyEnasTy
United States3721 Posts
On August 07 2011 19:03 Jhohok wrote: Yo momma's so stupid she thought idra was a special type of crack cocaine. Why are zerglings so fast? + Show Spoiler + Because yo momma's ugly ass showed up Why did the Terrans invent stimpack? + Show Spoiler + In case yo momma shows up. Why did the Protoss bring the mothership back from the corners of the galaxy? + Show Spoiler + As a last resort to get away from yo momma Dude.......... 3 momma jokes? | ||
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CeriseCherries
6170 Posts
On July 24 2011 11:43 SnowK wrote: A zealot walks into a red light district and screams + Show Spoiler + MY WIFE FOR HIRE! This one made me giggle a bit. -.- Im all out of bad puns tho. | ||
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tsukiumi
United States43 Posts
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crms
United States11933 Posts
On August 09 2011 08:28 PopcornColonel wrote: Why are gamer girls good at Terran? + Show Spoiler + Because they have nice rax. very nice, lol! | ||
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Melty Butter
Ireland52 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + a VI king because vikings are in sc2 so it's relevant | ||
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DoomFox
Canada51 Posts
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redFF
United States3910 Posts
On August 06 2011 21:28 BigBeeff wrote: Be warned in advance these jokes a crude and about as funny as rape when your the one its happening to. "she Fungaled my Rines" (ejaculating into a chick with clamidia) "I'd like to nytus your main" ( Husky's pick up line) "Koreans are IMBA!" "DT's are space niggers" ... Please stop | ||
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bubba18sar
United States12 Posts
she doesn't cast storm she casts hurricane  | ||
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Jacob666
United States285 Posts
Not long ago a terran encampment used to be right here. When it was taken down many terran were trapped and killed. They say the ghosts still wander the wood, with their emp's charged... | ||
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rawrjaaaaay
United States426 Posts
"They were just mining their own business." It was just on the Day[9] Daily. It was awesome. | ||
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Selendis
Australia509 Posts
He was exhuasted from the day;s work and found himself asleep at the wheel. The car veered off the highway onto the rocky desert. He immiediately wokeup and then remedied the situation but found himself with a flat tire. He stopped the car and proceeded to change the tire, as he did have a spare just in case this sort of thing might happen. Unfortunately his jack was utterly destroyed from the brief bumpy ride. In short he was screwed. But then suddenly he saw two bright lights coming at him from a distance. And they got closer and closer. As it turns out, the lights were headlights of a tow truck. He was saved. Seeing the poor army officer stranded on the side of the road, the tow truck driver stopped and approached the misfortuned military man. "Thank god you're here! Listen I have a flat, and while I have a spare, my jack is fucked.... I was wondering, if I could borrow a jack if you have one...?" The driver replied "a hydraulic jack huh? Well you've definitely asked the right guy, why, I don't just have one hydraulic jack. I have Six jacks, Major!" | ||
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Nibbler89
884 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + A diamond ling Why did she turn down her last suitor? + Show Spoiler + he only had a platinum broach Overlord: Can you handle those thors? Infestor: NP What did the archon CEO tell his associates after returning from an important meeting + Show Spoiler + The merging is complete! Why do marines and marauders bring umbrellas with them. + Show Spoiler + they want to be prepared in case of storms What was the cause of a horrible protoss car crash? + Show Spoiler + there weren't any pylons | ||
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TehForce
1072 Posts
On July 26 2011 20:50 Sennap wrote: When I become a progamer I'm gonna name myself Energy. Why you may ask? + Show Spoiler + Well let me tell you. Because E=MC². Credit to LtOin (from reddit.com/r/starcraft) this one is pretty good | ||
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HybridZ
Canada103 Posts
On July 24 2011 06:39 Aries- wrote: Why are terrans so bad at poker? + Show Spoiler + They all-in all the time. My favorite joke lol. | ||
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atuor
United States83 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Tinactin What's my hotkey for "GG"? + Show Spoiler + F10+N How does stim make marines shoot faster? + Show Spoiler + You tell me Buildings can block a zealot or zergling from attacking. + Show Spoiler + But all terran units can shoot through anything | ||
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