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iPBioOrMech
Profile Joined May 2010
Turkey297 Posts
August 06 2011 08:43 GMT
#241
What does Terran mech and Zerg infestors have in common?
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They both dont require skill

This ones not bad :D
i created scan BM, MvP created mule drop.
Cerpher
Profile Joined January 2011
United States37 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 09:07:26
August 06 2011 09:06 GMT
#242
Q:Why do infestors like to fart?
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A:They cost a lot of gas.
Thank You
MetalLobster
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada532 Posts
August 06 2011 09:21 GMT
#243
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...


xD nice one
lindn
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden833 Posts
August 06 2011 09:35 GMT
#244
On August 06 2011 16:41 beamer159 wrote:
Sometimes in game, I like to say something witty prior to revealing a unit I teched to:

Phoenixes + Show Spoiler +
PENIX OP


FTFY
BigBeeff
Profile Joined August 2011
6 Posts
August 06 2011 12:28 GMT
#245
Be warned in advance these jokes a crude and about as funny as rape when your the one its happening to.

"she Fungaled my Rines" (ejaculating into a chick with clamidia)

"I'd like to nytus your main" ( Husky's pick up line)

"Koreans are IMBA!"

"DT's are space niggers"

justin.tv/BigBeeff competitive gaming stream with stronger than normal language
DarKcS
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia1237 Posts
August 06 2011 12:29 GMT
#246
*While on Destiny's Stream*
Catz is like a DT. You can't see him but he's annoying as hell.
Die tomorrow - Live today
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
August 06 2011 12:35 GMT
#247
lol, some of these are great!
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 13:53:59
August 06 2011 12:37 GMT
#248
Wow Bigbeef.
Worst post I`ve read in quite some time.
EDIT: removed the quote.
♞ Against the Wind - Bob Seger ♞
Heraklitus
Profile Joined September 2010
United States553 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 13:39:32
August 06 2011 13:38 GMT
#249
Not cool, bigbeef.
Arnovic
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands49 Posts
August 06 2011 13:58 GMT
#250
Yo momma is so fat, she is able to plug a vortex.
"Probes and Pylons, man. That's the key to life... and occasionally, to Starcraft 2"
RaLakedaimon
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1564 Posts
August 06 2011 14:02 GMT
#251
Lol awesome thread, some real gems in here, wish I could contribute but I have no SC jokes that haven't been written. Keep it up guys some great ones in here!
Slakter
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden1947 Posts
August 06 2011 14:03 GMT
#252
On August 06 2011 21:28 BigBeeff wrote:
Be warned in advance these jokes a crude and about as funny as rape when your the one its happening to.

"she Fungaled my Rines" (ejaculating into a chick with clamidia)

"I'd like to nytus your main" ( Husky's pick up line)

"Koreans are IMBA!"

"DT's are space niggers"


Not only are these offensive, they are also fucking terribly formed jokes with no punchline! Good job!
Protoss, can't live with em', can't kill em'.
Brutus
Profile Joined May 2010
Netherlands284 Posts
August 06 2011 14:06 GMT
#253
On August 06 2011 23:03 Slakter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 21:28 BigBeeff wrote:
Be warned in advance these jokes a crude and about as funny as rape when your the one its happening to.

"she Fungaled my Rines" (ejaculating into a chick with clamidia)

"I'd like to nytus your main" ( Husky's pick up line)

"Koreans are IMBA!"

"DT's are space niggers"


Not only are these offensive, they are also fucking terribly formed jokes with no punchline! Good job!


I dont get them either...Why are DTs space niggers? Koreans are imba, wow so funny. The first two I don't even know what you are trying to say.
danson
Profile Joined April 2010
United States689 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 14:08:03
August 06 2011 14:07 GMT
#254
On August 06 2011 21:28 BigBeeff wrote:

censored




O_O

its not even remotely funny, but if you are having to explain your jokes.... (your not being funny)
and im pretty sure there is no place for the n-word on tl
Belisarius
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia6233 Posts
August 06 2011 14:08 GMT
#255
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...


Definitely /thread.
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 14:13:03
August 06 2011 14:11 GMT
#256
All the jokes here suck except for the first 2 in the OP imo

The zealot joke was pretty good too ^^
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Cosmos
Profile Joined March 2010
Belgium1077 Posts
August 06 2011 14:58 GMT
#257
On July 24 2011 10:02 dudesrslywtf wrote:
Here's a few I posted at the battle.net forums a while ago

How many Zealots does it take to change a lightbulb?

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None, they cannot hold


How many SCVs does it take to change a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
Two, one to change the lightbulb and the other to defend the first one from probe harass


How many Infestors does it take to change a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
One, you just have to make sure he doesn't over-power it


How many members of the Starcraft 2 balance team does it take to change a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
All three of them


How many casters does it take to change a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
J





Those are very nice :p
http://www.twitch.tv/becosmos
PopcornColonel
Profile Joined March 2011
United States769 Posts
August 06 2011 16:07 GMT
#258
On August 06 2011 21:28 BigBeeff wrote:
Original text removed

-.- I wish I could report posts, but you need a year of being registered T_T.
Zerg delenda est.
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
August 06 2011 16:10 GMT
#259
On August 06 2011 23:08 Belisarius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...


Definitely /thread.


:D!!
Avril_Lavigne
Profile Joined April 2010
United States446 Posts
August 06 2011 16:43 GMT
#260
A hydralisk walks into a bar.....

still walking....


still walkingg.....




almosttttttt thereeeeeeeee
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