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List all your funny SC jokes:
Q: Why did the DT fall over?
A; It was imbalanced
Get your laugh on.
EDIT: Do not get your imba rage on
List of my faves:
What computer does IdrA use?
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How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?
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Why are Protoss so famous
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Because they have a lot of Stalkers.
How did the terran get over there so quickly?
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He Ter Ran (Thank you tastless)
Stalkers are so fast, you blink and they're gone.
- Artosis
A templar comes back to base with a terrified look on his face. The zealots ask "what happened? You look like you've seen a ghost"
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A marine walks into a bar and asks
"Where's the counter?"
-We need to find a way to stop this from becoming a horrible balance thread.
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2 Marines walk into a tank line...O wait...that isnt ever funny.
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What do call a Zealot smoking weed?
A High Templar.
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Why did the Zealot cross the road?
+ Show Spoiler +Because Charge wasn't researched yet.
Why was the High Templar made moderator of the subreddit?
+ Show Spoiler +Because he always gave good feedback.
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A hydralisk walks into the search bar and asks "Do threads like this already exist?"
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Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?
+ Show Spoiler +A: It was under a full Moon.
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The Zerg: Protoss is soooo imbalanced.
The Protoss: Zerg is soooo imbalanced.
The Terran: I would like to thank all my friends and family for another GSL win.
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On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night? + Show Spoiler +A: It was under a full Moon.
LOLOL this one is sooo good ^_^
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Q: How is the EU tournament scene like an overlord?
+ Show Spoiler +A: We both have to be worried about vikings... Sweden OP!!
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two stalkers are walking down the road
then one of them sees a zergling
the zergling, as well recognizing the stalkers, runs in fear for his life
he runs and runs - the poor bastard - not knowing the stalkers are blinking and getting up to him
but suddenly the stalkers let go
why they did so?
because the zergling burrowed hahahahaha
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On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night? + Show Spoiler +A: It was under a full Moon.
Game over, nothing will beat this.
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On July 24 2011 01:53 Papillon wrote:
two stalkers are walking down the road
then one of them sees a zergling
the zergling, as well recognizing the stalkers, runs in fear for his life
he runs and runs - the poor bastard - not knowing the stalkers are blinking and getting up to him
but suddenly the stalkers let go
why they did so?
because the zergling burrowed hahahahaha
Is this a joke that i just dont get? Or some oddly disguised imba post XD
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On July 24 2011 02:03 Nesserev wrote:Why did the collosus fall over ? + Show Spoiler +because it's imbalanced ^^
Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke.
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On July 24 2011 02:05 ccJroy wrote:Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke.
except the colossus one is the original joke i think, plus it makes more sense
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Viking? More like Vipeasent, LOLOLOL! :D
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the marine joke and counter is funny, rest is terrible
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EPT
