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Squigly
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom629 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-23 23:15:54
July 23 2011 16:20 GMT
#1
List all your funny SC jokes:

Q: Why did the DT fall over?
A; It was imbalanced

Get your laugh on.

EDIT: Do not get your imba rage on

List of my faves:

What computer does IdrA use?
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IBM


How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?
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It was under a full Moon


Why are Protoss so famous
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Because they have a lot of Stalkers.


How did the terran get over there so quickly?
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He Ter Ran (Thank you tastless)


Stalkers are so fast, you blink and they're gone.
- Artosis

A templar comes back to base with a terrified look on his face. The zealots ask "what happened? You look like you've seen a ghost"
OwlHarris
Profile Joined May 2011
United States53 Posts
July 23 2011 16:23 GMT
#2
A marine walks into a bar and asks

"Where's the counter?"




-We need to find a way to stop this from becoming a horrible balance thread.
ccJroy
Profile Joined April 2010
United States483 Posts
July 23 2011 16:33 GMT
#3
2 Marines walk into a tank line...O wait...that isnt ever funny.
Lol Rly?
Squigly
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom629 Posts
July 23 2011 16:38 GMT
#4
What do call a Zealot smoking weed?

A High Templar.
Logarythm
Profile Joined November 2010
United States264 Posts
July 23 2011 16:38 GMT
#5
Why did the Zealot cross the road?
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Because Charge wasn't researched yet.


Why was the High Templar made moderator of the subreddit?
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Because he always gave good feedback.


Making bad decisions.
mucker
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1120 Posts
July 23 2011 16:40 GMT
#6
A hydralisk walks into the search bar and asks "Do threads like this already exist?"
It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
July 23 2011 16:41 GMT
#7
What did the Stalker say before walking away?

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"Hold position, I'll be back in a blink." + Show Spoiler +
Just made that up on the spot lol
whatthefat
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States918 Posts
July 23 2011 16:41 GMT
#8
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.
SlayerS_BoxeR: "I always feel sorry towards Greg (Grack?) T_T"
Jacob666
Profile Joined January 2011
United States285 Posts
July 23 2011 16:43 GMT
#9
The Zerg: Protoss is soooo imbalanced.
The Protoss: Zerg is soooo imbalanced.
The Terran: I would like to thank all my friends and family for another GSL win.
IAttackYou
Profile Joined August 2010
United States330 Posts
July 23 2011 16:45 GMT
#10
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.

LOLOL this one is sooo good ^_^
I'm not a nub, I'm gosu of tomorrow
Hexaflex
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom70 Posts
July 23 2011 16:47 GMT
#11
Q: How is the EU tournament scene like an overlord?

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A: We both have to be worried about vikings... Sweden OP!!
True power!
Papillon
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany131 Posts
July 23 2011 16:53 GMT
#12
two stalkers are walking down the road
then one of them sees a zergling
the zergling, as well recognizing the stalkers, runs in fear for his life
he runs and runs - the poor bastard - not knowing the stalkers are blinking and getting up to him
but suddenly the stalkers let go
why they did so?
because the zergling burrowed hahahahaha
Alokiya
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States648 Posts
July 23 2011 16:54 GMT
#13
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.



Game over, nothing will beat this.
C'mon my guppies, swim up my stream! - Day[9]
Squigly
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom629 Posts
July 23 2011 16:55 GMT
#14
On July 24 2011 01:53 Papillon wrote:
two stalkers are walking down the road
then one of them sees a zergling
the zergling, as well recognizing the stalkers, runs in fear for his life
he runs and runs - the poor bastard - not knowing the stalkers are blinking and getting up to him
but suddenly the stalkers let go
why they did so?
because the zergling burrowed hahahahaha


Is this a joke that i just dont get? Or some oddly disguised imba post XD
Nesserev
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Belgium2760 Posts
July 23 2011 17:03 GMT
#15
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ccJroy
Profile Joined April 2010
United States483 Posts
July 23 2011 17:05 GMT
#16
On July 24 2011 02:03 Nesserev wrote:
Why did the collosus fall over ?
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because it's imbalanced ^^


Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke.
Lol Rly?
EtohEtoh
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada669 Posts
July 23 2011 17:06 GMT
#17
On July 24 2011 02:05 ccJroy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 02:03 Nesserev wrote:
Why did the collosus fall over ?
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because it's imbalanced ^^


Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke.

except the colossus one is the original joke i think, plus it makes more sense
roflcopter420
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden168 Posts
July 23 2011 17:06 GMT
#18
Viking? More like Vipeasent, LOLOLOL! :D
Its much the same as milking a cow
Nesserev
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Belgium2760 Posts
July 23 2011 17:07 GMT
#19
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Sqq
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway2023 Posts
July 23 2011 17:08 GMT
#20
the marine joke and counter is funny, rest is terrible
Dead girls don't say no.
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