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partydude89
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
1850 Posts
September 09 2013 00:59 GMT
#641
just heard this joke in the twitch chat. not sure if its old or not

"protoss is only underpowered if you kill the plyon"
#1 Official Hack Fan|#2 Bomber behind Wintex.|Curious|Life|Flash|TY|Cure|Maru|sOs|Jin Air Green Wings fighting!|SBENU Fighting!|
iHirO
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom1381 Posts
October 29 2013 13:47 GMT
#642
How does MC get to Starcraft tournaments?

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Aiur Force One
GraphicsThis is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me?
Durp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada3117 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-29 14:08:06
October 29 2013 14:07 GMT
#643
On June 25 2012 16:41 clazerxsniper wrote:
49.Why does IdrA eat soup with his fork? coz he wants to complain about how imba the spoon really is.

If you made it Naniwa instead of IdrA, there'd be depth to this joke and it'd become actually kind of funny.

If Dwayne Johnson were a Starcraft 2 game designer:
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we'd have indestructible rocks
SOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo Many BANELINGS!!
cal``sky
Profile Joined December 2013
1 Post
December 17 2013 12:19 GMT
#644
Yo momma so fat, she walls off a 2v2 ramp by herself.
JustPassingBy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
10776 Posts
December 17 2013 12:25 GMT
#645
On December 17 2013 21:19 cal``sky wrote:
Yo momma so fat, she walls off a 2v2 ramp by herself.


The best joke is still (I think by Rotterdam or Mr. Bitter):

Yo mamma so fat, supply is always low.
JoeCool
Profile Joined January 2012
Germany2520 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-17 12:32:12
December 17 2013 12:27 GMT
#646
On December 17 2013 21:25 JustPassingBy wrote:
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On December 17 2013 21:19 cal``sky wrote:
Yo momma so fat, she walls off a 2v2 ramp by herself.


The best joke is still (I think by Rotterdam or Mr. Bitter):

Yo mamma so fat, supply is always low.


No, the best one was at the end of WoL :

Your momma(ship) is so fat, she doesn´t even fit into the expansion.

Edit: Sorry just read, that this has been posted like 200 times already.
imp42
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
398 Posts
April 26 2014 10:31 GMT
#647
A: "I have been lifting"

B: "Nice, so how much do you lift?"

A: "Like 3-5 CCs per game"
50 pts Copper League
Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
April 26 2014 10:40 GMT
#648
I think this is relevant and has to be posted here.

On April 12 2014 10:47 lichter wrote:
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On April 11 2014 07:17 Koivusto wrote:
If you had to propose a girl tomorrow and include a starcraft reference into it...How would it go?

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Roses are red
Creep's kinda blue
I'd burrow my spire
and put probes in your queue.

"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
imp42
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
398 Posts
April 30 2014 14:17 GMT
#649
why does Eric Cartman mine piles of shit instead of minerals?

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he uses anal probes
50 pts Copper League
Batdan
Profile Joined July 2022
1 Post
July 12 2022 15:08 GMT
#650
I never eat at restaurants owned by protoss. They always overcharge.
jahnesta
Profile Joined February 2014
France62 Posts
July 12 2022 15:47 GMT
#651
How to win vs a vegan player ? Take his B12.
Stephano Life Jaedong TRUE Rogue
Drewanova
Profile Joined July 2022
2 Posts
July 12 2022 21:26 GMT
#652
Man some of these brought back good ole memories
DanceSC
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States751 Posts
July 12 2022 22:35 GMT
#653
How did the immortal know what you got for Christmas? He feels your presents.
Dance.943 || "I think he's just going to lose. There's only so many ways you can lose. And he's going to make some kind of units. And I'm going to attack him, and then all his stuff is going to die. That's about the best prediction that I can make" - NonY
Nakajin
Profile Blog Joined September 2014
Canada8989 Posts
July 13 2022 01:52 GMT
#654
What did the stalker said after it blinked in siege tank range?

"I am one with the void"
Writerhttp://i.imgur.com/9p6ufcB.jpg
achaji3
Profile Joined June 2022
1 Post
July 13 2022 08:58 GMT
#655
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lorestarcraft
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1049 Posts
July 13 2022 13:17 GMT
#656
How do you contact a pro starcraft player?

APM
SC2 Mapmaker
[PkF] Wire
Profile Joined March 2013
France24238 Posts
July 13 2022 16:58 GMT
#657
Some necros are dumb, but that was a solid one
Ludwigvan
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany2371 Posts
July 13 2022 18:30 GMT
#658
What is the comparative of "1a2a3a"?

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"F2a"
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13990 Posts
July 13 2022 18:56 GMT
#659
On July 14 2022 03:30 Ludwigvan wrote:
What is the comparative of "1a2a3a"?

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"F2a"

German humor is beyond me
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Ludwigvan
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany2371 Posts
July 13 2022 19:30 GMT
#660
On July 14 2022 03:56 Cricketer12 wrote:
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On July 14 2022 03:30 Ludwigvan wrote:
What is the comparative of "1a2a3a"?

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"F2a"

German humor is beyond me

German humor is not as bad as its reputation. You want proof? The Germans voted the green party into the government.

Here is another German Starcraft joke:

What do Zealots and a Teslas have in common?

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They charge.
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