EPTAwesome Starcraft Jokes - Page 32
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KhaliWear
Canada159 Posts
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nanaoei
3358 Posts
yo momma so fat, corruptors do bonus damage against her! yo momma so fat, she takes all 3 bounce attacks from a muta. yo momma so fat she got on a dropship and it crashed. YO MOMMA sooooo fat blizzard had to add another armor class; now there's light, armored, massive, and YO MOMMA. yo momma so fat her siege mode takes half the game to research, and it's actually just her sitting. yo momma so fat that if you want to have her in the game, you need to make an 8 player map. "yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through." "yo momma so fat she sat on a creep colony and made a sunken colony." (sc1, lololol) yo momma so fat, the korean commentators go, "DROPPPUUUUUUUU!!!" every time she takes a step. yo momma so slow, a queen off creep looks like usain bolt next to her. "yo momma so fat she thought a probe split was a kind of sundae." "yo momma so fat protoss gave up trying to warp her in from aiur." yo momma so fat, she had to send a drone scout to see how her toe clipping was going. yo momma so dumb [dragoon] ai would beat her at chess. "yo momma so fat she's always on low ground." "in all honestly though your mother is kind of obese" - vGl-CoW XD happy starcrafting~ | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + He cannot hold! Why should you never take strategy advice from Protoss players? + Show Spoiler + The ones giving you feedback tend to be High What do Colossi have in common with the British? + Show Spoiler + They both get raped by Vikings Why do Infestors make good politicians? + Show Spoiler + They can manipulate the minds of others easily, and they have an affinity for talking out of their ass What's Dustin Browder's favorite kind of music? + Show Spoiler + Rock. Why did the Zergling take a bath? + Show Spoiler + The zealot pissed on him. On June 17 2012 12:04 hunts wrote: What did the zealot who found out he married a prostitute say? My wife for hire. How much does she charge? | ||
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BlackCloud
Canada154 Posts
What do you say to the depressed protoss player at the bar? + Show Spoiler + Just 4 gate about it. | ||
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Marcinko
South Africa1014 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + He had a date with a Queen later.. | ||
BisuDagger
Bisutopia19215 Posts
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intotheheart
Canada33091 Posts
On July 19 2013 02:59 BisuDagger wrote: Did you hear the one about Bisu winning an OSL? Personal favourite. Along with the High templar giving Feedback. | ||
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BisuDagger
Bisutopia19215 Posts
Well a day later the patient comes back in and the doctor asks why has he returned. The patient tells the doctor he went on a date to the movies after he left the office and about halfway through he couldn't stop screaming. His date quickly ran out the theater. The doctor insisted on giving him another stim and told him to see the medic on the way out. So another day passes and the patient returns. This time he tells the doctor he went on a date to play miniature golf and about halfway through he started dancing and flailing his arms and that he couldn't stop. Scenery was thrown everywhere and his date quickly ran from the course. The doctor a third time insists that he stim and see a medic on the way out. Well the patient returns again the following day and he looks horribly sluggish. His face is pale, he's moving slow. The doctor looks really concerned and asks what happened. The patient said he had gone on another date to go fishing. He said about halfway through he tore off all his clothes uncontrollably and started swimming circles in the fishing pond. His date got spooked and quickly ran from the pond. The doctor does some inspecting and says I can't administer stims anymore and your vitals are low. Have you been seeing the medic on the way out? The patient looks at him and says, "you keep talking about this medic, what the hell are you talking about?" And the doctor's eyes go wide and he starts laughing. The patient asks the doctor why he is laughing so hard and the doctor replies, "I forgot this was Starcraft 2!" + Show Spoiler + Inb4 the eHate | ||
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Leafty
France84 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + It has a thicker missile. | ||
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ZeroCartin
Costa Rica2390 Posts
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BisuDagger
Bisutopia19215 Posts
On July 19 2013 04:05 Leafty wrote: Why does the Raven have a superiority complex ? + Show Spoiler + It has a thicker missile. Can I improve upon your raven joke? Why are ravens so good at translating? + Show Spoiler + Because they have a Seeker missile | ||
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CrazyF1r3f0x
United States2120 Posts
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Marcinko
South Africa1014 Posts
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BisuDagger
Bisutopia19215 Posts
On July 19 2013 04:31 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote: Fuck, I wish I had money to give BisuDagger TL+ The thought is appreciated <3 I'm staff so its unlimited for me anyway xD | ||
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Brutaxilos
United States2622 Posts
On July 19 2013 02:00 nanaoei wrote: Most of these are from the other thread a long while back, some i have heard/made with my friends over the years, and many still lost/lost in translation. Expect repeats/re-wording, but i'll try to share all the ones i know and can come up with. >;D yo momma so fat, corruptors do bonus damage against her! yo momma so fat, she takes all 3 bounce attacks from a muta. yo momma so fat she got on a dropship and it crashed. YO MOMMA sooooo fat blizzard had to add another armor class; now there's light, armored, massive, and YO MOMMA. yo momma so fat her siege mode takes half the game to research, and it's actually just her sitting. yo momma so fat that if you want to have her in the game, you need to make an 8 player map. "yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through." "yo momma so fat she sat on a creep colony and made a sunken colony." (sc1, lololol) yo momma so fat, the korean commentators go, "DROPPPUUUUUUUU!!!" every time she takes a step. yo momma so slow, a queen off creep looks like usain bolt next to her. "yo momma so fat she thought a probe split was a kind of sundae." "yo momma so fat protoss gave up trying to warp her in from aiur." yo momma so fat, she had to send a drone scout to see how her toe clipping was going. yo momma so dumb [dragoon] ai would beat her at chess. "yo momma so fat she's always on low ground." "in all honestly though your mother is kind of obese" - vGl-CoW XD happy starcrafting~ Sorry, but these jokes are really kinda terrible. :\ | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
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tl2212
Belize731 Posts
On July 19 2013 02:00 nanaoei wrote: yo momma so dumb [dragoon] ai would beat her at chess. this one is awesome | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?36996 Posts
On July 19 2013 04:17 BisuDagger wrote: Can I improve upon your raven joke? Why are ravens so good at translating? + Show Spoiler + Because they have a Seeker missile  | ||
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ejozl
Denmark3340 Posts
He would be "The Ghost," the father of Hamlet. When he had done his performance, the judges sent him outside. They thought the audition was marvellous, but when they went out to get him, he was gone. Why is this? + Show Spoiler + He was afraid of feedback! | ||
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Rassy
Netherlands2308 Posts
A:Barack obama, he can eliminate his opponent with just drones. | ||
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