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its kind of long... in a more peaceful time
+ Show Spoiler +A Ghost walks through the Cantina's doors and shows the overseer his identification.
nods to the zergling bartender and finds his place at a table with 4 zealots and an observer.
After some drinks and what seems to be a good time, the ghost gets up and approaches the bar.
Ghost: Bartender, I have a wager for you.
Bartender: and what is your wager, ghost
Ghost: my bladder is full and I have the biggest urge to relieve myself at this moment.
Bartender: what do I care?
Ghost: I'll bet you 5000 minerals that I can relieve myself right here on your bar and get it all in this one shot glass. what do you say?
Bartender thinks to himself, this guy is insane: You have youself a wager, Ghost , not even a mighty ghost can do that.
The Ghost whips it out and lets it rip, I mean he sprays it all over the beers bottles, all over the bar, the liquor bottles, even hits the bartender for good measure, he's whizzin on every damn thing in site. in fact he is whizzin on everything but the SHOT GLASS !!
the Zerg bartender is laughing histerically at this point and can't believe he just won 5000 minerals off this drunk ghost: Ghost, you just lost 5000 minerals, pay up you crazy terran.
the Ghost, concentrating as hard as he can, cracks a grin, grabs the zergling by the neck and points at the zealots seated at the table watching in anticipation and shock.
Ghost: Do you see those Zealots?
Bartender nervous now: What about them?
Ghost: I just bet each one of them 5000 minerals that I could piss all over you and YOU WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT IT !!
HA !
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On October 17 2012 21:09 twoliveanddie wrote:its kind of long... in a more peaceful time + Show Spoiler +A Ghost walks through the Cantina's doors and shows the overseer his identification.
nods to the zergling bartender and finds his place at a table with 4 zealots and an observer.
After some drinks and what seems to be a good time, the ghost gets up and approaches the bar.
Ghost: Bartender, I have a wager for you.
Bartender: and what is your wager, ghost
Ghost: my bladder is full and I have the biggest urge to relieve myself at this moment.
Bartender: what do I care?
Ghost: I'll bet you 5000 minerals that I can relieve myself right here on your bar and get it all in this one shot glass. what do you say?
Bartender thinks to himself, this guy is insane: You have youself a wager, Ghost , not even a mighty ghost can do that.
The Ghost whips it out and lets it rip, I mean he sprays it all over the beers bottles, all over the bar, the liquor bottles, even hits the bartender for good measure, he's whizzin on every damn thing in site. in fact he is whizzin on everything but the SHOT GLASS !!
the Zerg bartender is laughing histerically at this point and can't believe he just won 5000 minerals off this drunk ghost: Ghost, you just lost 5000 minerals, pay up you crazy terran.
the Ghost, concentrating as hard as he can, cracks a grin, grabs the zergling by the neck and points at the zealots seated at the table watching in anticipation and shock.
Ghost: Do you see those Zealots?
Bartender nervous now: What about them?
Ghost: I just bet each one of them 5000 minerals that I could piss all over you and YOU WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT IT !!
HA !
Haha very good! 
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What if a vortex was sucked up (or down) by another vortex?
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xlord is not a patch zerg.
User was temp banned for this post.
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A zergling walked into a bar.... and ate the counter. O_o
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A stalker stumbles upon a party of Zealots running around like crazy, and asks:
"Who's in charge here?!"
A Zealot answers sadly:
"All of us..."
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Why are Zergs so annoying to talk to?
They just keep droning on.
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On January 09 2013 06:58 Emzeeshady wrote:Why did the colossus fall over? + Show Spoiler +Someone cut off it's legs and watched it struggle hopelessly A Marine walks into a bar and says + Show Spoiler +I am ruining my family with my alcoholism. I should kill myself What do you call an Archon that smokes weed? + Show Spoiler +Archons don't smoke weed. Are you stupid?
wtf ...
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On January 09 2013 01:56 PROPrototype wrote:What if a vortex was sucked up (or down) by another vortex? + Show Spoiler +We're sorry, your call has been disconnected, please hold...
you necroed this thread for this???
xD
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On January 09 2013 07:53 snively wrote:Show nested quote +On January 09 2013 01:56 PROPrototype wrote:What if a vortex was sucked up (or down) by another vortex? + Show Spoiler +We're sorry, your call has been disconnected, please hold... you necroed this thread for this??? xD
this is the funniest post i've read so far lmao
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On January 09 2013 08:00 blagoonga123 wrote:Show nested quote +On January 09 2013 07:53 snively wrote:On January 09 2013 01:56 PROPrototype wrote:What if a vortex was sucked up (or down) by another vortex? + Show Spoiler +We're sorry, your call has been disconnected, please hold... you necroed this thread for this??? xD this is the funniest post i've read so far lmao
oh lol, was that at me or him?
also, that was my first post and it received this much reception...
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On October 17 2012 21:09 twoliveanddie wrote:its kind of long... in a more peaceful time + Show Spoiler +A Ghost walks through the Cantina's doors and shows the overseer his identification.
nods to the zergling bartender and finds his place at a table with 4 zealots and an observer.
After some drinks and what seems to be a good time, the ghost gets up and approaches the bar.
Ghost: Bartender, I have a wager for you.
Bartender: and what is your wager, ghost
Ghost: my bladder is full and I have the biggest urge to relieve myself at this moment.
Bartender: what do I care?
Ghost: I'll bet you 5000 minerals that I can relieve myself right here on your bar and get it all in this one shot glass. what do you say?
Bartender thinks to himself, this guy is insane: You have youself a wager, Ghost , not even a mighty ghost can do that.
The Ghost whips it out and lets it rip, I mean he sprays it all over the beers bottles, all over the bar, the liquor bottles, even hits the bartender for good measure, he's whizzin on every damn thing in site. in fact he is whizzin on everything but the SHOT GLASS !!
the Zerg bartender is laughing histerically at this point and can't believe he just won 5000 minerals off this drunk ghost: Ghost, you just lost 5000 minerals, pay up you crazy terran.
the Ghost, concentrating as hard as he can, cracks a grin, grabs the zergling by the neck and points at the zealots seated at the table watching in anticipation and shock.
Ghost: Do you see those Zealots?
Bartender nervous now: What about them?
Ghost: I just bet each one of them 5000 minerals that I could piss all over you and YOU WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT IT !!
HA !
Brilliant joke and scene by Tarantino 
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On January 13 2013 14:49 eXeRebeLLioN wrote:Show nested quote +On October 17 2012 21:09 twoliveanddie wrote:its kind of long... in a more peaceful time + Show Spoiler +A Ghost walks through the Cantina's doors and shows the overseer his identification.
nods to the zergling bartender and finds his place at a table with 4 zealots and an observer.
After some drinks and what seems to be a good time, the ghost gets up and approaches the bar.
Ghost: Bartender, I have a wager for you.
Bartender: and what is your wager, ghost
Ghost: my bladder is full and I have the biggest urge to relieve myself at this moment.
Bartender: what do I care?
Ghost: I'll bet you 5000 minerals that I can relieve myself right here on your bar and get it all in this one shot glass. what do you say?
Bartender thinks to himself, this guy is insane: You have youself a wager, Ghost , not even a mighty ghost can do that.
The Ghost whips it out and lets it rip, I mean he sprays it all over the beers bottles, all over the bar, the liquor bottles, even hits the bartender for good measure, he's whizzin on every damn thing in site. in fact he is whizzin on everything but the SHOT GLASS !!
the Zerg bartender is laughing histerically at this point and can't believe he just won 5000 minerals off this drunk ghost: Ghost, you just lost 5000 minerals, pay up you crazy terran.
the Ghost, concentrating as hard as he can, cracks a grin, grabs the zergling by the neck and points at the zealots seated at the table watching in anticipation and shock.
Ghost: Do you see those Zealots?
Bartender nervous now: What about them?
Ghost: I just bet each one of them 5000 minerals that I could piss all over you and YOU WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT IT !!
HA ! Brilliant joke and scene by Tarantino
That is one of the most amazing sc2 jokes ever. I laughed, then paused to compose myself, and then laughed even harder.
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what do you call a group of marine doing the dance command while being fungaled?
- a Goa party!
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A collosus walks over a bar.
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On January 13 2013 16:57 Armada Vega wrote:Show nested quote +On January 13 2013 14:49 eXeRebeLLioN wrote:On October 17 2012 21:09 twoliveanddie wrote:its kind of long... in a more peaceful time + Show Spoiler +A Ghost walks through the Cantina's doors and shows the overseer his identification.
nods to the zergling bartender and finds his place at a table with 4 zealots and an observer.
After some drinks and what seems to be a good time, the ghost gets up and approaches the bar.
Ghost: Bartender, I have a wager for you.
Bartender: and what is your wager, ghost
Ghost: my bladder is full and I have the biggest urge to relieve myself at this moment.
Bartender: what do I care?
Ghost: I'll bet you 5000 minerals that I can relieve myself right here on your bar and get it all in this one shot glass. what do you say?
Bartender thinks to himself, this guy is insane: You have youself a wager, Ghost , not even a mighty ghost can do that.
The Ghost whips it out and lets it rip, I mean he sprays it all over the beers bottles, all over the bar, the liquor bottles, even hits the bartender for good measure, he's whizzin on every damn thing in site. in fact he is whizzin on everything but the SHOT GLASS !!
the Zerg bartender is laughing histerically at this point and can't believe he just won 5000 minerals off this drunk ghost: Ghost, you just lost 5000 minerals, pay up you crazy terran.
the Ghost, concentrating as hard as he can, cracks a grin, grabs the zergling by the neck and points at the zealots seated at the table watching in anticipation and shock.
Ghost: Do you see those Zealots?
Bartender nervous now: What about them?
Ghost: I just bet each one of them 5000 minerals that I could piss all over you and YOU WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT IT !!
HA ! Brilliant joke and scene by Tarantino That is one of the most amazing sc2 jokes ever. I laughed, then paused to compose myself, and then laughed even harder.
it's not an sc2 joke, it's a very old joke just instead of guys he says sc2 units...
it's like if the protagonist of the movie Hangover would be a ghost but the story and everythig else would be the same, and someone would try to sell that as a "sc2 comedy". no originality and no real sc2 connection.
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