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AlgeriaT
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden2197 Posts
June 03 2012 16:13 GMT
#541
On May 06 2012 20:06 iTzSnypah wrote:
Whats Dustin Browder's Favorite movie series?
Rocky

Who is Dustin Browder's favourite film director?

+ Show Spoiler +
Christopher Nolan
CORN GIRL + Flash + FanTaSy + CholeraSC + iNcontroL 4 eva <3
Apollo_Shards
Profile Joined February 2011
1210 Posts
June 16 2012 23:18 GMT
#542
On June 03 2012 20:43 nachtkap wrote:
lol-ling says: I can has joke + Show Spoiler +
without culturally motivated country vs country flame war
?
that said:
what does scuba diving terran have in common with a hydraliks sandwich?
+ Show Spoiler +
both are sub-marines


Damn, best one Ive seen.
Jaedong, sOs, avilo, MaSa, Oprah
Purpleh433
Profile Joined June 2011
30 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-17 01:15:32
June 17 2012 01:10 GMT
#543
Is this bullshit discussion of morality apropos to 9/11 and Hiroshima/Nagasaki really happening? Do people understand that 9/11 was intrinsically a sensless act of maliciousness, while the atomic strikes on Japan were not intrisically malicious, and were an attempt to save countless more American AND Japanese lives?

I'll add a joke too:

How are banelings charging at a PF and blackjack similar?

You need more than 21 to bust.


EDIT: Reading some of these posts about it again, I'm finding some of the idiocy amazingly staggering.

User was temp banned for this post.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
June 17 2012 01:16 GMT
#544
What is the roach's favorite song?
+ Show Spoiler +
I gotta be me.

ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
TL+ Member
Inquisitor1323
Profile Joined March 2012
370 Posts
June 17 2012 02:18 GMT
#545
On May 06 2012 19:35 An2quamaraN wrote:
Show nested quote +


Firstly, 9/11 was a terrorist attack and secondly, the way the guy made that "joke". It was an agressive response, which aim was to offend him and americans. The first guy just made a joke, didn't mean to offend anybody. See the difference?

Edit: If You think bans are handled based on the amount of people killed...lol



wait what? so the nuclear bomb wasn't a terrorist attack from the US? xDDDDDDDD haha nice that you actually learn history in your country.... to drop a nuclear bomb to kill civilians isn't a terrorist attack? Kkthxbye

No, it wasn't technically a terrorist attack it was an act of war. That's all I have to say.

User was temp banned for this post.
IronManSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2119 Posts
June 17 2012 02:27 GMT
#546
I had a Stella Artosis, but it was tasteless.
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hunts
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2113 Posts
June 17 2012 03:04 GMT
#547
What did the zealot who found out he married a prostitute say?

My wife for hire.
twitch.tv/huntstv 7x legend streamer
TommyP
Profile Joined December 2011
United States6231 Posts
June 17 2012 03:22 GMT
#548
On May 18 2012 19:23 lullaby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 06 2012 19:35 An2quamaraN wrote:
On May 06 2012 19:23 YaShock wrote:
On March 06 2012 02:06 Issamu wrote:
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


User was temp banned for this post.


WTH, why was he banned and the guy that made a joke about something that killed 22 times more and left 19000 people slowly dying with cancer wasnt?


I just don't get it. When they made joke about Japanese that was OK, and when someone made similar joke about Americans he gets instant ban? And as it was already mentioned: Nuke was far more brutal...


Firstly, 9/11 was a terrorist attack and secondly, the way the guy made that "joke". It was an agressive response, which aim was to offend him and americans. The first guy just made a joke, didn't mean to offend anybody. See the difference?

Edit: If You think bans are handled based on the amount of people killed...lol



wait what? so the nuclear bomb wasn't a terrorist attack from the US? xDDDDDDDD haha nice that you actually learn history in your country.... to drop a nuclear bomb to kill civilians isn't a terrorist attack? Kkthxbye


No it wasnt a terrorist attack you imbecile. It was an act of war. Imagine how many americans and Japanese wouldve died had there been a fight on the japanese mainland (more than the number of people who died in the atomic bomb droppings.) Blame Japan for attacking Pearl Harbor in the first place, thats what made us enter the war. Obviously your country is the one that doesnt teach history.


User was temp banned for this post.
#TheOneTrueDong
TommyP
Profile Joined December 2011
United States6231 Posts
June 17 2012 03:23 GMT
#549
On May 06 2012 20:20 rombetotto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 06 2012 19:35 An2quamaraN wrote:
On May 06 2012 19:23 YaShock wrote:
On March 06 2012 02:06 Issamu wrote:
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


User was temp banned for this post.


WTH, why was he banned and the guy that made a joke about something that killed 22 times more and left 19000 people slowly dying with cancer wasnt?


I just don't get it. When they made joke about Japanese that was OK, and when someone made similar joke about Americans he gets instant ban? And as it was already mentioned: Nuke was far more brutal...


Firstly, 9/11 was a terrorist attack

how is that an argument? are terrorist attacks worse than killing someone in a war? i dont get it


Yes.
#TheOneTrueDong
Freeze967
Profile Joined August 2011
United States230 Posts
June 17 2012 03:36 GMT
#550
On June 17 2012 12:22 TommyP wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 18 2012 19:23 lullaby wrote:
On May 06 2012 19:35 An2quamaraN wrote:
On May 06 2012 19:23 YaShock wrote:
On March 06 2012 02:06 Issamu wrote:
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


User was temp banned for this post.


WTH, why was he banned and the guy that made a joke about something that killed 22 times more and left 19000 people slowly dying with cancer wasnt?


I just don't get it. When they made joke about Japanese that was OK, and when someone made similar joke about Americans he gets instant ban? And as it was already mentioned: Nuke was far more brutal...


Firstly, 9/11 was a terrorist attack and secondly, the way the guy made that "joke". It was an agressive response, which aim was to offend him and americans. The first guy just made a joke, didn't mean to offend anybody. See the difference?

Edit: If You think bans are handled based on the amount of people killed...lol



wait what? so the nuclear bomb wasn't a terrorist attack from the US? xDDDDDDDD haha nice that you actually learn history in your country.... to drop a nuclear bomb to kill civilians isn't a terrorist attack? Kkthxbye


No it wasnt a terrorist attack you imbecile. It was an act of war. Imagine how many americans and Japanese wouldve died had there been a fight on the japanese mainland (more than the number of people who died in the atomic bomb droppings.) Blame Japan for attacking Pearl Harbor in the first place, thats what made us enter the war. Obviously your country is the one that doesnt teach history.


I don't get how this is a starcraft joke go pm each other and stop wasting this funny thread space ;(
NOOBALOPSE
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada802 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-17 18:07:01
June 17 2012 03:41 GMT
#551
Please guys, calm the chat down..
nachtkap
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany197 Posts
June 19 2012 00:04 GMT
#552
thx for the ban hammer =)

banshee pilot and medivac pilot go shopping in a thrift store (second hand shop). what did they buy?
+ Show Spoiler +
Re-Finery
Saraf
Profile Joined April 2011
United States160 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 01:00:39
June 19 2012 01:00 GMT
#553
Why do banshee pilots also make great spies?

+ Show Spoiler +
They're quite adept with cloak and dagger.
"Alas, poor MKP. I knew him, Zenio."
Tzunami
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia19 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 04:16:48
June 19 2012 04:13 GMT
#554
Two Protoss players walk into a bar. The bar gets nerfed.

Q: What time is it when a Protoss players APM reaches 60?
+ Show Spoiler +
A: Time to Nerf Terran.


"This is many tanks, yes?"
Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 04:30:23
June 19 2012 04:25 GMT
#555
Why did the death of the overmind give the zerg feelings?

It made them kerrigan!

Why did valerian mengsk invade the zerg homeworld?

He was determined Raynor shine to do it!
LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK
Lovedoll
Profile Joined November 2011
Japan540 Posts
June 19 2012 04:41 GMT
#556
Why don't High Templar buy from each other using Ebay?

It always kills them to give good feedback.
Spread your eggs until they crack!
IcedteaDota
Profile Joined January 2011
223 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-24 23:05:46
June 24 2012 23:05 GMT
#557
who does the most drops?
+ Show Spoiler +
Bnet 2.0

get it?
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
June 24 2012 23:16 GMT
#558
LOL that's actually awesome, well done IcedteaSC2.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Masvidal
Profile Joined April 2012
Korea (South)213 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-24 23:40:09
June 24 2012 23:36 GMT
#559
On January 17 2012 04:24 TNK wrote:
So a zealot walks into a strip club and says
+ Show Spoiler +
MY WIFE FOR HIRE!

haha epic!

Even as an American, I gotta say, the 9/11 joke was hilarious as well. They say laughter is the best medicine, and being able to laugh a little about tragedy and such things is sometimes one of the only ways to get by and keep our sanity. Being doomed to grief forever is no fun for anyone.
"Teamliquid is a place for starcraft, not boobs." -autoexec
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
June 24 2012 23:40 GMT
#560
On June 04 2012 01:13 AlgeriaT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 06 2012 20:06 iTzSnypah wrote:
Whats Dustin Browder's Favorite movie series?
Rocky

Who is Dustin Browder's favourite film director?

+ Show Spoiler +
Christopher Nolan


I thought these were both pretty gold.
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