EPTHey girl, why don't you let me crush your forcefield with my massive unit
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plagiarisedwords
United Kingdom138 Posts
Hey girl, why don't you let me crush your forcefield with my massive unit | ||
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Naxx
South Africa33 Posts
On April 16 2012 09:15 Shadowcloak wrote: collosus this /\ | ||
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normalman
United Kingdom36 Posts
He wanted two getaways quickly What is Idra's favourite unit? The hidralisk | ||
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yansalles
Brazil15 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + to go back to tier 1 | ||
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ZeroWave
Israel49 Posts
Who blinks first. | ||
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Delta-V
New Zealand43 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + It burrowed too much. | ||
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Marddox
United Kingdom108 Posts
On April 24 2012 19:50 Delta-V wrote: Why did the infestor go bankrupt? + Show Spoiler + It burrowed too much. Wasn't it because he was an investor? | ||
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Natheel13
Korea (North)26 Posts
I guess you can say he's terran up the competition | ||
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normalman
United Kingdom36 Posts
On April 25 2012 07:12 Natheel13 wrote: Man people are saying MKP is one of the best terran players right now. I guess you can say he's terran up the competition How does MKP win from an completely unwinnable position? He disconnects | ||
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Lokishadow
United States71 Posts
Why do Protoss cannon rush so much? Because everything's better with cheese. Edit: I had said 4 gate, then realized it isn't wholly cheese. | ||
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Fallen903
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HeisHere
34 Posts
-Terran: greedisgood 1000000 -Protoss: thereisnospoon -Zerg: iseedeadpeople =D | ||
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Hulavuta
United States1252 Posts
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KhAmun
United States1005 Posts
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vorxaw
Canada245 Posts
MVP has until May 10th to solve tvp lategame. edit, credit to someone on stream | ||
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Nekovivie
United Kingdom2599 Posts
 recent pages anyway. | ||
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Ch3rry
Poland228 Posts
"One beer please!" - he ordered; "3 minerals" said the bartender, SVC Op. paid and wanna start drinking. Then someone runs into the bar and screams: "Everyone, run! Tychus Findlay is coming here!" - so everyone along with SCV Op. left the place. In the next bar, same situation, SCV Op. paid 3 minerals for a beer (only 4 left now), started to drink, and again someone runs into the bar and screams "Tychus Findlay is coming!! - and everyone again left the place. In the last bar, SCV Op. paid again 3 minerals for a beer (only 1 left now, not enough for another), and he says to himself - "Damn it, I'm drinking my beer, I NEED one after the job, what could Tychus Findlay do to me anyway?" and starts drinking right away. As in the previous places, same situation occurs, someone runs into the bar and scream: "RUN! Tychus Findlay is coming!!". So everyone left again, but SCV Op. stays in the bar and drinks his beer. Suddenly, door to the bar was blown away, biggest and most badass marine walks into a bar, points a finger at scared SCV Op. and says "You there! You doin' me good riiiggghtt nnooowww..." and opens up his armor suit "you-know-where". So poor SCV Op. scared for his live, thinks "what the hell, no one will see me right now, and this guy obviously gonna kill me if I don't do what he says". So he start doing the marine good, but marine speaks only "Faster, faster! Come on, faster! Faster!!" SCV Op. says then: "Come on! What's your problem? I'm doing what you want, so why this 'Faster, faster' stuff?" And then marine replies: "Shut up! Faster! Tychus Findlay is coming here!!" :D :D :D | ||
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AceLight
New Zealand220 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Drop the base! | ||
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SpecFire
United States1681 Posts
On May 03 2012 19:01 AceLight wrote: What advice did the dubstep DJ give the terran player? + Show Spoiler + Drop the base! good one XD | ||
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SEA KarMa
Australia452 Posts
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