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plagiarisedwords
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom138 Posts
April 17 2012 13:32 GMT
#501
More Starcraft pick up:

Hey girl, why don't you let me crush your forcefield with my massive unit
Naxx
Profile Joined July 2011
South Africa33 Posts
April 17 2012 14:38 GMT
#502
On April 16 2012 09:15 Shadowcloak wrote:
collosus


this /\
FUCK U
normalman
Profile Joined May 2011
United Kingdom36 Posts
April 23 2012 00:36 GMT
#503
Why did Naniwa build his first pylon near Nestea's base?
He wanted two getaways quickly

What is Idra's favourite unit?
The hidralisk
yansalles
Profile Joined April 2010
Brazil15 Posts
April 23 2012 01:05 GMT
#504
why did the hydralisk cross the road?
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to go back to tier 1
ZeroWave
Profile Joined December 2011
Israel49 Posts
April 24 2012 09:19 GMT
#505
What's the most important thing in a shootout between two Stalkers?
Who blinks first.
Never give up, Never surrender.
Delta-V
Profile Joined March 2011
New Zealand43 Posts
April 24 2012 10:50 GMT
#506
Why did the infestor go bankrupt?

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It burrowed too much.
Marddox
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom108 Posts
April 24 2012 16:57 GMT
#507
On April 24 2012 19:50 Delta-V wrote:
Why did the infestor go bankrupt?

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It burrowed too much.


Wasn't it because he was an investor?

We didn't have no "4 gates" back in the probe drought, no sir! we only had 1 gate, chrono and probes to defend!
Natheel13
Profile Joined October 2011
Korea (North)26 Posts
April 24 2012 22:12 GMT
#508
Man people are saying MKP is one of the best terran players right now.
I guess you can say he's terran up the competition
normalman
Profile Joined May 2011
United Kingdom36 Posts
April 28 2012 01:07 GMT
#509
On April 25 2012 07:12 Natheel13 wrote:
Man people are saying MKP is one of the best terran players right now.
I guess you can say he's terran up the competition


How does MKP win from an completely unwinnable position?

He disconnects
Lokishadow
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States71 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-28 02:05:13
April 28 2012 01:59 GMT
#510
Disclaimer: I am a protoss player. That said:

Why do Protoss cannon rush so much?

Because everything's better with cheese.

Edit: I had said 4 gate, then realized it isn't wholly cheese.
Eggs and bacon and sausage and spam with a little less spam -- Grubby
Fallen903
Profile Joined April 2012
30 Posts
April 28 2012 02:05 GMT
#511
Yo momma so fat, she jumped into a spawning pool and made more splash damage than a SIEGE TANK
Play to learn, not to win.
HeisHere
Profile Joined January 2011
34 Posts
April 28 2012 03:10 GMT
#512
Wc3 players recently switched to Sc2:
-Terran: greedisgood 1000000
-Protoss: thereisnospoon
-Zerg: iseedeadpeople
=D
Hulavuta
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States1252 Posts
April 28 2012 03:12 GMT
#513
Ugg....this thread started to decay a few pages ago.
Done with Team Liquid for a while. Don't expect to find me here.
KhAmun
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1005 Posts
April 28 2012 03:16 GMT
#514
Man every time this thread gets bumped I come in expecting some sweet/clever jokes, and every time I get let down by thinly veiled balance whines.
vorxaw
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada245 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-03 06:46:58
May 03 2012 06:45 GMT
#515
Whats the difference between MVP and Blizzard?

MVP has until May 10th to solve tvp lategame.
edit, credit to someone on stream
Nekovivie
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom2599 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-03 08:26:54
May 03 2012 08:26 GMT
#516
These jokes aren't funny

recent pages anyway.
If you are not supporting K-Pop you are hurting E-Sports.
Ch3rry
Profile Joined July 2011
Poland225 Posts
May 03 2012 09:06 GMT
#517
An SCV Operator has gotten 10 minerals for his work and walks into a bar.
"One beer please!" - he ordered;
"3 minerals" said the bartender, SVC Op. paid and wanna start drinking.
Then someone runs into the bar and screams: "Everyone, run! Tychus Findlay is coming here!" - so everyone along with SCV Op. left the place.
In the next bar, same situation, SCV Op. paid 3 minerals for a beer (only 4 left now), started to drink, and again someone runs into the bar and screams "Tychus Findlay is coming!! - and everyone again left the place.
In the last bar, SCV Op. paid again 3 minerals for a beer (only 1 left now, not enough for another), and he says to himself - "Damn it, I'm drinking my beer, I NEED one after the job, what could Tychus Findlay do to me anyway?" and starts drinking right away.
As in the previous places, same situation occurs, someone runs into the bar and scream: "RUN! Tychus Findlay is coming!!". So everyone left again, but SCV Op. stays in the bar and drinks his beer.
Suddenly, door to the bar was blown away, biggest and most badass marine walks into a bar, points a finger at scared SCV Op. and says "You there! You doin' me good riiiggghtt nnooowww..." and opens up his armor suit "you-know-where".
So poor SCV Op. scared for his live, thinks "what the hell, no one will see me right now, and this guy obviously gonna kill me if I don't do what he says".
So he start doing the marine good, but marine speaks only "Faster, faster! Come on, faster! Faster!!"
SCV Op. says then: "Come on! What's your problem? I'm doing what you want, so why this 'Faster, faster' stuff?"

And then marine replies: "Shut up! Faster! Tychus Findlay is coming here!!" :D :D :D
AceLight
Profile Joined March 2012
New Zealand220 Posts
May 03 2012 10:01 GMT
#518
What advice did the dubstep DJ give the terran player?
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Drop the base!
SpecFire
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1681 Posts
May 06 2012 08:47 GMT
#519
On May 03 2012 19:01 AceLight wrote:
What advice did the dubstep DJ give the terran player?
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Drop the base!



good one XD
•|SlayerS_MMA| • Ryung • Fin • Puzzle •
SEA KarMa
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia452 Posts
May 06 2012 09:27 GMT
#520
these jokes are a great collection XD
"terrible, terrible damage". terrible, terrible design.
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