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Elenar
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden137 Posts
March 28 2012 19:55 GMT
#461
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

+ Show Spoiler +
they're afraid of gas.



- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?
Kevan
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden2303 Posts
March 28 2012 19:57 GMT
#462
"Last Christmas, I asked my opponent “it’s Christmas and you’re playing games at home?” and gave the game away by leaving after saying “Christmas present for you”. Now, I look back and realise we were both in the same situation so what the hell was I doing? "

-Mr Chae
SC2, rip in pepperinos
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
March 28 2012 19:58 GMT
#463
On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

+ Show Spoiler +
they're afraid of gas.



- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?

Yea i don't find that one to funny either.....
Greed leads to just about all losses.
thrawn2112
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6918 Posts
March 28 2012 20:01 GMT
#464
zvp

User was warned for this post
"People think they know all these things about other people, and if you ask them why they think they know that, it'd be hard for them to be convincing." ES
prOpVikingBB2
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden273 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-07 13:10:38
April 07 2012 13:10 GMT
#465
IdrA doesn't always GG, but when he does, he's winning.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
TheMooseHeed
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom535 Posts
April 07 2012 13:22 GMT
#466
On March 29 2012 04:58 cmen15 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

+ Show Spoiler +
they're afraid of gas.



- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?

Yea i don't find that one to funny either.....


Its hilarious and its only a joke. He warned you it would be offensive you didnt have to read it
''Swarm hosts are the worst thing in the world, I mean terrorism is pretty bad but swarmhosts are worse'' IdrA on ZvZ
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46221 Posts
April 07 2012 13:23 GMT
#467
On March 22 2012 14:03 ThePlayer33 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 13 2012 05:32 Hulavuta wrote:
If Dustin Browder designed bras:

[image loading]


LOLOLOL


lol I can only assume you got this joke from the best interviewer in the world: EDWARDSTARCRAFT.



"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Dwomir
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden14 Posts
April 13 2012 11:22 GMT
#468
Why were the Protoss and Zerg afraid of the thunder?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because Thor had entered the battle
Daimai
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Sweden762 Posts
April 13 2012 11:25 GMT
#469
On March 29 2012 04:58 cmen15 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

+ Show Spoiler +
they're afraid of gas.



- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?

Yea i don't find that one to funny either.....


It's hilarious guys, stop it.
To pray is to accept defeat.
Daimai
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Sweden762 Posts
April 13 2012 11:25 GMT
#470
A joke I came up with:

- What rank does every terran have on the ladder?
- One one one
To pray is to accept defeat.
CaptainCrush
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States785 Posts
April 13 2012 11:49 GMT
#471
On March 29 2012 04:46 darthfoley wrote:
Taken from a closed thread that i love.

"If IdrA had a sword, he'd be Greg Wields

If IdrA was driving, he'd be Greg Yields

If IdrA was a thief, he'd be Greg Steals"


Another one of my fav Idra jokes:

If Idra had a favorite sport, it'd be grack and field =]
FreeTossCZComentary
Profile Joined September 2011
Czech Republic143 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 12:05:50
April 13 2012 11:52 GMT
#472
Real Reason why firebat is not in SC2:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

---------------
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

And they say about us tosses that we never micro...

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

well, there is reason why people say koreans are OP

Claim: I did not uploaded these pics, only linked to them, therefore I am not aware of any copyright problems, nor am I conected with them.
www.youtube.com/OnlyFreeToss, FreeCraft ForFun SC2 MOD Rulez: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=292319 Dont even dare waiting, join FreeCraft now!
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
April 13 2012 11:55 GMT
#473
On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

+ Show Spoiler +
they're afraid of gas.



- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?

Learn to take a joke, seriously :/
Keone
Profile Joined April 2011
United States812 Posts
April 13 2012 12:17 GMT
#474
On April 13 2012 20:55 Tobberoth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

+ Show Spoiler +
they're afraid of gas.



- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?

Learn to take a joke, seriously :/

That doesn't qualify as a joke. I'm just disgusted by his dismal attempt at humor.
BW Forever. Flash is the Ultimate Bonjwa.
Jomz
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom117 Posts
April 13 2012 12:24 GMT
#475
On April 13 2012 21:17 Keone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2012 20:55 Tobberoth wrote:
On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

+ Show Spoiler +
they're afraid of gas.



- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?

Learn to take a joke, seriously :/

That doesn't qualify as a joke. I'm just disgusted by his dismal attempt at humor.


You thought that was disgusting but you don't say anything about the 9/11 one or the Japanese Nuke one?
They are all related to death and murder.

I chuckled at them all. If you can't laugh what can you do?
I'm so badass I can unscramble eggs.
redDuke
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia207 Posts
April 13 2012 12:44 GMT
#476
On March 22 2012 14:06 Wombat_NI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2012 07:47 Marddox wrote:
How long does it take for a forcefield to expire?
+ Show Spoiler +
a sentry

Ah, what a fine pun I salute you sir!


Indeed! i x the notion (where x is the number of ppl who have already quoted this)
vile | FXO | Liquid | EG | coL
ZergOwaR
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway280 Posts
April 13 2012 12:45 GMT
#477
On April 13 2012 21:17 Keone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2012 20:55 Tobberoth wrote:
On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

+ Show Spoiler +
they're afraid of gas.



- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?

Learn to take a joke, seriously :/

That doesn't qualify as a joke. I'm just disgusted by his dismal attempt at humor.


i would say it does.
its dark.. close to pitch black, but still a joke

achmed the dead terrorist thing of jeff dunham also have alot of dark shit in it.. still funny in its own way

"i would not kill the jews.. nooooo... i would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death!...
i'd to the same with catholic priests but i'd toss in a small boy.. and the winner must face michael jackson!

you also have the "glass of juice, not gas the jews"

and then you have robim williams:
"I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, "Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?" And I said, "Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?""

it might not be that funny for you.. but then again its hard to please everyone
dig dig dig dig dig dig die!
SpaceFighting
Profile Joined January 2010
New Zealand690 Posts
April 13 2012 13:54 GMT
#478
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
Deleted since it didn't maded unanimity,

- NMHU.


to late, saw it being quoted by others.. and i thought it was hilarious.... it is abit edgy though...
kuz pro
Vale
Profile Joined August 2010
Finland12 Posts
April 13 2012 14:30 GMT
#479
Queen wins banshee in 1v1. -Demuslim
shineq
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom1453 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-13 14:41:11
April 13 2012 14:40 GMT
#480
On April 07 2012 22:23 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2012 14:03 ThePlayer33 wrote:
On March 13 2012 05:32 Hulavuta wrote:
If Dustin Browder designed bras:

[image loading]


LOLOLOL


lol I can only assume you got this joke from the best interviewer in the world: EDWARDSTARCRAFT.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_aMQxVShk&context=C4183de5ADvjVQa1PpcFNZNA6DmEC38C5XpDssQPdZ9yJnpjwT07g%3D&fb_source=message




Actually, if I recall correctly, this image showed up on reddit first and then was asked constantly by EdwardStarcraft.
"If you can chill, chill." - Liquid`NonY, "david some do it T>T" - SlayerSBoxeR || Twitter: http://twtter.com/shineqGAMING || http://twitch.tv/shineq
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