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[EMP]ArtOfWar
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany69 Posts
March 05 2012 17:47 GMT
#421
So a stalker blinks into a zerg-bar.

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There is no counter.
Kabel
Profile Joined September 2009
Sweden1746 Posts
March 05 2012 17:53 GMT
#422
What is the evil Thor called?

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CorrupThor


^v^
Creator of Starbow
Fyrewolf
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1533 Posts
March 05 2012 18:01 GMT
#423
How does IdrA change a light bulb?

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He just stands still and the world revolves around him.


"This is not Warcraft in space" "It's much more...... Sophisticated" "I KNOW IT'S NOT 3D!!!"
Sajiki
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany522 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-05 18:28:04
March 05 2012 18:27 GMT
#424
On March 06 2012 02:47 [EMP]ArtOfWar wrote:
So a stalker blinks into a zerg-bar.

+ Show Spoiler +
There is no counter.

actually you deserve to be beaten for this :/
so not funny.
건설로봇 준비완료
ZeroTalent
Profile Joined December 2010
United States297 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-05 21:47:59
March 05 2012 21:47 GMT
#425
What's Idra's favorite R&B Song?
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No Scrubs


A burrowed roach tunnels into a grocery store ...
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... and was beaten by a checkout clerk. The roach got too close to the scanner


Wakka wakka!
Can we get an official definition of "all-in"? Please?
naut1c
Profile Joined April 2011
Austria100 Posts
March 06 2012 08:25 GMT
#426
Yo momma so fat. the sensor tower ran away
Marddox
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom108 Posts
March 07 2012 22:47 GMT
#427
How long does it take for a forcefield to expire?
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a sentry
We didn't have no "4 gates" back in the probe drought, no sir! we only had 1 gate, chrono and probes to defend!
Proseat
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Germany5113 Posts
March 07 2012 23:20 GMT
#428
Yo momma so massive, she shatters three force fields at a time.
The Rise and Fall of SlayerS -- a timeline: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=378097
Chemist
Profile Joined November 2011
Austria127 Posts
March 08 2012 00:16 GMT
#429

How many casters does it take to change a lightbulb?

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J




:-D that's by far the best one
PopcornColonel
Profile Joined March 2011
United States769 Posts
March 08 2012 00:47 GMT
#430
On March 06 2012 02:47 [EMP]ArtOfWar wrote:
So a stalker blinks into a zerg-bar.

+ Show Spoiler +
There is no counter.

You're probably trolling, but in the case that you aren't, I want to explain to you why you should be banned.

Don't look for a hard counter to things. Instead, look for ways to improve your play or better compositions to do better against said strategies.

Also, this isn't funny at all. It has been overused for many units.
Zerg delenda est.
TNK
Profile Joined November 2011
United States163 Posts
March 08 2012 02:40 GMT
#431
Yo mommaship is so ugly that the carrier was to scared to arrive for hots.
Yes my name is ironic.
TheSwamp
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1497 Posts
March 08 2012 02:47 GMT
#432
On March 08 2012 09:47 PopcornColonel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2012 02:47 [EMP]ArtOfWar wrote:
So a stalker blinks into a zerg-bar.

+ Show Spoiler +
There is no counter.

You're probably trolling, but in the case that you aren't, I want to explain to you why you should be banned.

Don't look for a hard counter to things. Instead, look for ways to improve your play or better compositions to do better against said strategies.

Also, this isn't funny at all. It has been overused for many units.


Yeah, infestors are a nice and easy way to deal with them.
MLG: How is your Protoss? Idra: I make Blink Stalkers, so really, really good.
Joedaddy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1948 Posts
March 08 2012 02:50 GMT
#433
A marine walks into a bar and asks,

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where's the counter?
I might be the minority on TL, but TL is the minority everywhere else.
Hulavuta
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States1252 Posts
March 08 2012 03:46 GMT
#434
Seriously what the fuck. That has been said at least 2 million times.
Done with Team Liquid for a while. Don't expect to find me here.
JiYan
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3668 Posts
March 08 2012 06:42 GMT
#435
why is this joke thread turning into a balance thread?
Yergidy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2107 Posts
March 08 2012 06:46 GMT
#436
On March 08 2012 15:42 JiYan wrote:
why is this joke thread turning into a balance thread?

Because some people can't take a + Show Spoiler +
joke!
One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.
Bazzyrick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom361 Posts
March 08 2012 06:54 GMT
#437
Yo momma so fat a Nydus Worm choked on her.
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
March 08 2012 06:56 GMT
#438
On March 08 2012 11:50 Joedaddy wrote:
A marine walks into a bar and asks,

+ Show Spoiler +
where's the counter?


So cool and original!
IIIOmegaIII
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden319 Posts
March 08 2012 08:35 GMT
#439
On July 24 2011 07:24 ZAiNs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 07:14 Mr. Enchilada wrote:
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.

I COMPLETELY do not understand this one. Explain?

[image loading]

Moon vs BITBYBIYPRIME




HAHAHAHAHA never seen that one
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
March 08 2012 16:40 GMT
#440
On March 08 2012 11:50 Joedaddy wrote:
A marine walks into a bar and asks,

+ Show Spoiler +
where's the counter?

then the floor explodes
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