• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 09:09
CET 15:09
KST 23:09
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Revival - 2025 Season Finals Preview1RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12
Community News
Weekly Cups (Dec 1-7): Clem doubles, Solar gets over the hump1Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win2BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced15[BSL21] Ro.16 Group Stage (C->B->A->D)4Weekly Cups (Nov 17-23): Solar, MaxPax, Clem win3
StarCraft 2
General
RSL Revival - 2025 Season Finals Preview Weekly Cups (Dec 1-7): Clem doubles, Solar gets over the hump Chinese SC2 server to reopen; live all-star event in Hangzhou Maestros of the Game: Live Finals Preview (RO4) BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced
Tourneys
Tenacious Turtle Tussle 2025 RSL Offline Finals Dates + Ticket Sales! Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament StarCraft2.fi 15th Anniversary Cup RSL Offline Finals Info - Dec 13 and 14!
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 503 Fowl Play Mutation # 502 Negative Reinforcement Mutation # 501 Price of Progress Mutation # 500 Fright night
Brood War
General
[BSL21] RO8 Bracket & Prediction Contest BW General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Let's talk about Metropolis Foreign Brood War
Tourneys
[ASL20] Grand Finals Small VOD Thread 2.0 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] RO16 Group D - Sunday 21:00 CET
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Fighting Spirit mining rates Current Meta Game Theory for Starcraft
Other Games
General Games
Awesome Games Done Quick 2026! Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread EVE Corporation Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Survivor II: The Amazon Sengoku Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine YouTube Thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion!
Sports
Formula 1 Discussion 2024 - 2026 Football Thread
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
TL+ Announced Where to ask questions and add stream?
Blogs
How Sleep Deprivation Affect…
TrAiDoS
I decided to write a webnov…
DjKniteX
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
Thanks for the RSL
Hildegard
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 915 users

Awesome Starcraft Jokes - Page 22

Forum Index > SC2 General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 20 21 22 23 24 33 Next All
[EMP]ArtOfWar
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany69 Posts
March 05 2012 17:47 GMT
#421
So a stalker blinks into a zerg-bar.

+ Show Spoiler +
There is no counter.
Kabel
Profile Joined September 2009
Sweden1746 Posts
March 05 2012 17:53 GMT
#422
What is the evil Thor called?

+ Show Spoiler +
CorrupThor


^v^
Creator of Starbow
Fyrewolf
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1533 Posts
March 05 2012 18:01 GMT
#423
How does IdrA change a light bulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
He just stands still and the world revolves around him.


"This is not Warcraft in space" "It's much more...... Sophisticated" "I KNOW IT'S NOT 3D!!!"
Sajiki
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany522 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-05 18:28:04
March 05 2012 18:27 GMT
#424
On March 06 2012 02:47 [EMP]ArtOfWar wrote:
So a stalker blinks into a zerg-bar.

+ Show Spoiler +
There is no counter.

actually you deserve to be beaten for this :/
so not funny.
건설로봇 준비완료
ZeroTalent
Profile Joined December 2010
United States297 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-05 21:47:59
March 05 2012 21:47 GMT
#425
What's Idra's favorite R&B Song?
+ Show Spoiler +
No Scrubs


A burrowed roach tunnels into a grocery store ...
+ Show Spoiler +
... and was beaten by a checkout clerk. The roach got too close to the scanner


Wakka wakka!
Can we get an official definition of "all-in"? Please?
naut1c
Profile Joined April 2011
Austria100 Posts
March 06 2012 08:25 GMT
#426
Yo momma so fat. the sensor tower ran away
Marddox
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom108 Posts
March 07 2012 22:47 GMT
#427
How long does it take for a forcefield to expire?
+ Show Spoiler +
a sentry
We didn't have no "4 gates" back in the probe drought, no sir! we only had 1 gate, chrono and probes to defend!
Proseat
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Germany5113 Posts
March 07 2012 23:20 GMT
#428
Yo momma so massive, she shatters three force fields at a time.
The Rise and Fall of SlayerS -- a timeline: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=378097
Chemist
Profile Joined November 2011
Austria127 Posts
March 08 2012 00:16 GMT
#429

How many casters does it take to change a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
J




:-D that's by far the best one
PopcornColonel
Profile Joined March 2011
United States769 Posts
March 08 2012 00:47 GMT
#430
On March 06 2012 02:47 [EMP]ArtOfWar wrote:
So a stalker blinks into a zerg-bar.

+ Show Spoiler +
There is no counter.

You're probably trolling, but in the case that you aren't, I want to explain to you why you should be banned.

Don't look for a hard counter to things. Instead, look for ways to improve your play or better compositions to do better against said strategies.

Also, this isn't funny at all. It has been overused for many units.
Zerg delenda est.
TNK
Profile Joined November 2011
United States163 Posts
March 08 2012 02:40 GMT
#431
Yo mommaship is so ugly that the carrier was to scared to arrive for hots.
Yes my name is ironic.
TheSwamp
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1497 Posts
March 08 2012 02:47 GMT
#432
On March 08 2012 09:47 PopcornColonel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2012 02:47 [EMP]ArtOfWar wrote:
So a stalker blinks into a zerg-bar.

+ Show Spoiler +
There is no counter.

You're probably trolling, but in the case that you aren't, I want to explain to you why you should be banned.

Don't look for a hard counter to things. Instead, look for ways to improve your play or better compositions to do better against said strategies.

Also, this isn't funny at all. It has been overused for many units.


Yeah, infestors are a nice and easy way to deal with them.
MLG: How is your Protoss? Idra: I make Blink Stalkers, so really, really good.
Joedaddy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1948 Posts
March 08 2012 02:50 GMT
#433
A marine walks into a bar and asks,

+ Show Spoiler +
where's the counter?
I might be the minority on TL, but TL is the minority everywhere else.
Hulavuta
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States1252 Posts
March 08 2012 03:46 GMT
#434
Seriously what the fuck. That has been said at least 2 million times.
Done with Team Liquid for a while. Don't expect to find me here.
JiYan
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3668 Posts
March 08 2012 06:42 GMT
#435
why is this joke thread turning into a balance thread?
Yergidy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2107 Posts
March 08 2012 06:46 GMT
#436
On March 08 2012 15:42 JiYan wrote:
why is this joke thread turning into a balance thread?

Because some people can't take a + Show Spoiler +
joke!
One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.
Bazzyrick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom361 Posts
March 08 2012 06:54 GMT
#437
Yo momma so fat a Nydus Worm choked on her.
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
March 08 2012 06:56 GMT
#438
On March 08 2012 11:50 Joedaddy wrote:
A marine walks into a bar and asks,

+ Show Spoiler +
where's the counter?


So cool and original!
IIIOmegaIII
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden319 Posts
March 08 2012 08:35 GMT
#439
On July 24 2011 07:24 ZAiNs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 07:14 Mr. Enchilada wrote:
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.

I COMPLETELY do not understand this one. Explain?

[image loading]

Moon vs BITBYBIYPRIME




HAHAHAHAHA never seen that one
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
March 08 2012 16:40 GMT
#440
On March 08 2012 11:50 Joedaddy wrote:
A marine walks into a bar and asks,

+ Show Spoiler +
where's the counter?

then the floor explodes
Prev 1 20 21 22 23 24 33 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
WardiTV 2025
12:00
Seeding Matches
ByuN vs SolarLIVE!
Solar vs MaxPax
ByuN vs MaxPax
WardiTV1193
ComeBackTV 502
TaKeTV 343
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Lowko292
Fuzer 248
Harstem 227
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 41638
Bisu 10559
Calm 3823
Sea 3718
Jaedong 1517
Mini 1011
EffOrt 709
Larva 654
Soma 491
Light 445
[ Show more ]
firebathero 335
Snow 305
actioN 256
hero 234
Hyuk 211
BeSt 210
Sharp 210
Rush 173
Aegong 59
Sea.KH 54
JYJ 50
Mind 45
Mong 42
Bale 39
ToSsGirL 37
Terrorterran 28
sorry 28
Movie 27
scan(afreeca) 24
soO 23
Oya187 18
ajuk12(nOOB) 17
HiyA 9
Dota 2
Gorgc5087
syndereN253
XcaliburYe143
Super Smash Bros
Westballz16
Other Games
FrodaN2752
B2W.Neo1498
crisheroes381
hiko332
oskar119
KnowMe112
nookyyy 36
QueenE35
Trikslyr34
ToD22
Organizations
Other Games
BasetradeTV18
StarCraft: Brood War
lovetv 6
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Jankos3466
• TFBlade760
Other Games
• Scarra1089
Upcoming Events
Big Brain Bouts
2h 51m
RSL Revival
14h 21m
StarCraft2.fi
19h 51m
IPSL
1d 2h
Sziky vs JDConan
OSC
1d 2h
Solar vs Percival
Gerald vs Nicoract
Creator vs ByuN
RSL Revival
1d 14h
Classic vs TBD
herO vs Zoun
WardiTV 2025
1d 22h
herO vs ShoWTimE
SHIN vs herO
Clem vs herO
SHIN vs Clem
SHIN vs ShoWTimE
Clem vs ShoWTimE
IPSL
2 days
Tarson vs DragOn
Wardi Open
2 days
Monday Night Weeklies
3 days
[ Show More ]
Replay Cast
3 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
The PondCast
5 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Acropolis #4 - TS3
RSL Revival: Season 3
Kuram Kup

Ongoing

IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
YSL S2
BSL Season 21
Slon Tour Season 2
WardiTV 2025
META Madness #9
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22

Upcoming

BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
Big Gabe Cup #3
RSL Offline Finals
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.