EPT"Bartender! Where's the counter?"
The bartender turns around and says:
"Outside in the storm."
Awesome Starcraft Jokes - Page 20
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Sorathez
Australia209 Posts
"Bartender! Where's the counter?" The bartender turns around and says: "Outside in the storm." | ||
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ImmortalTofu
United States1254 Posts
On January 17 2012 13:27 Sorathez wrote: A Marine walks in to a bar and says: "Bartender! Where's the counter?" The bartender turns around and says: "Outside in the storm." LOL nice twist | ||
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Noro
Canada991 Posts
On January 17 2012 13:27 Sorathez wrote: A Marine walks in to a bar and says: "Bartender! Where's the counter?" The bartender turns around and says: "Outside in the storm." Haha too true, too true. | ||
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ClysmiC
United States2192 Posts
On January 17 2012 05:01 Snettik wrote: How do you recognise a really bad game of starcraft? You are playing it. Haha I laughed so hard at that. So true though T.T | ||
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Sumahi
Guam5609 Posts
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Leeoku
1617 Posts
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Leragie
United States8 Posts
The scv asks "How long until those are ready?" The commander replies, "Soon" | ||
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PoisedYeTi
Australia167 Posts
They are unaware of their surroundings so to make fun of it would be exploitative. | ||
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drop271
New Zealand286 Posts
On August 09 2011 08:39 tsukiumi wrote: Things not to say during sex.."I'm about to saturate your base!" There are too many sexual innuendos possible with Starcraft 2. Needless to say they involve things like injecting larve and nydus canals. Not forgetting "In the rear with the gear" of course edit: superfluous apostrophe! | ||
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Talo
3 Posts
On January 17 2012 22:19 drop271 wrote: There are too many sexual innuendos possible with Starcraft 2. Needless to say they involve things like injecting larve and nydus canals. Not forgetting "In the rear with the gear" of course edit: superfluous apostrophe! I'll stim your marine. | ||
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drop271
New Zealand286 Posts
I'm planting my spine crawler in your spawning pool. We should probably quit while we're ahead. | ||
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Kingy604
United Kingdom54 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Because he quits when he sees the hallucinations sorry if already posted, but reading through 20 pages to post a so-so joke about a really good SC2 pro isnt worth it. | ||
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vittra
Sweden16 Posts
On January 17 2012 22:31 Kingy604 wrote: sorry if already posted, but reading through 20 pages to post a so-so joke about a really good SC2 pro isnt worth it. Exactly. TL;DR, hope none posted it, but I like this one: Yo Mommaship's so fat, she won't fit it the expansion! Edit: axzion beat me to it. Oh, well. I think this was said by a Blizzard balance-designer-worker-guy (sry, what are they called?) during some event. Don't remember when it was. | ||
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PsYoniC.
Germany61 Posts
Marine: + Show Spoiler + MEDIC! Zealot: + Show Spoiler + For Aiur! Dragoon / Immortal: + Show Spoiler + Not again | ||
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Luftwaffle
Canada29 Posts
"dude what's with your eyes you've been staring for sooo long" The other stalker responds "I haven't researched blink yet 0_0" | ||
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Louis8k8
Canada285 Posts
On January 18 2012 01:20 Luftwaffle wrote: One stalker walks up to another and says "dude what's with your eyes you've been staring for sooo long" The other stalker responds "I haven't researched blink yet 0_0" LOL | ||
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Cortza
South Africa328 Posts
Because it was haunted with banshees and ghosts. | ||
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Indolent
Poland137 Posts
 Young Overlord takes his first trip around hive cluster. He spots Mutalisk: - Oh, you can fly - just like me! He spots Observer: - Oh, you can see invisible things - just like me! Suddenly, he spots some strange creature hiding behind tree. - Oh, you can spread creep - just like me! Marine replies: - #$%!, can't a man take a s**t in peace?! | ||
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Luftwaffle
Canada29 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Raven | ||
Taktik
Poland680 Posts
"Your momma is so big, we couldnt fit her in the expansion" (or smth like that xd) | ||
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