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CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
November 22 2011 00:36 GMT
#341
On November 09 2011 07:34 terranmoccasin wrote:
Some guys ID on GomTV.net was:

IMHornyfOu


haha lol....

and what is with all the incontrol jokes -.- geez
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Kazeyonoma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2912 Posts
November 22 2011 00:55 GMT
#342
god i miss all of the old gomtv.net fan questions that john and artosis used to do post games LOL.

THIS QUESTION IS FROM GRACKET420

POOPFEAST420.

LEATHERGRACKET420
I now have autographs of both BoxeR and NaDa. I can die happy. Lim Yo Hwan and Lee Yun Yeol FIGHTING forever!
Rainier206
Profile Joined September 2011
United States59 Posts
November 22 2011 01:12 GMT
#343
Hellions cost 0 gas





Get it?

User was temp banned for this post.
l33tz0rx
Profile Joined July 2011
United States4 Posts
November 22 2011 01:35 GMT
#344
Why shouldn't you buy anything from a Zealot?

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They charge too much!
GG, kid
AllSalesFinal
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States211 Posts
November 22 2011 01:43 GMT
#345
On November 08 2011 07:29 SolidGasPro wrote:
More funny stuff, a little bit on the offensive side, but still great

Who is the best pound for pound player?
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MarineKing


Who is the worst pound for pound player?
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Incontrol


Who would win in a tournament between Tyler, Incontrol and Jinro?
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Jinro because Tyler gets depressed and doesn't come, Incontrol is checking his cholesterol levels and can't attend.



You know... I am risking a warning or ban... but seriously man, that last joke is some bullshit, slumps are one thing, but seriously laughing at the fact Tyler has depression? You're an asshole.
| MMA | Flash | Polt |
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
November 22 2011 01:57 GMT
#346
StarCraft related malapropisms (because I'm literally sick of all the balance whining):

1. You got a job that pays super well, but you have to work really long hours? Well... I guess every rose has its thor.
2. Yes! I totally agree! I know exactly what you marine!
3. I hate you so much. You are the baneling of my existence.
4. It's a g-g-g-g-ghost! I'm terranfied! <-- more of a pun
5. Where you alive during Y2K? You know... the turn of the sentry?
Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
MasterAbom
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1 Post
November 22 2011 03:36 GMT
#347
Hahaha some of these are pretty good XD
Here's one I came up with:
How hard does ratzDeezer have to try to win??
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ex-stream-ly hard
Holcan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2593 Posts
November 22 2011 04:26 GMT
#348
On November 22 2011 10:57 mbr2321 wrote:
StarCraft related malapropisms (because I'm literally sick of all the balance whining):

1. You got a job that pays super well, but you have to work really long hours? Well... I guess every rose has its thor.
2. Yes! I totally agree! I know exactly what you marine!
3. I hate you so much. You are the baneling of my existence.
4. It's a g-g-g-g-ghost! I'm terranfied! <-- more of a pun
5. Where you alive during Y2K? You know... the turn of the sentry?

You cant say "more of a pun" when they are ALL puns.
Reference The Inadvertant Joey, Strong talented orchastrasted intelligent character.
JuTo
Profile Joined December 2010
United States30 Posts
November 22 2011 04:39 GMT
#349
On July 24 2011 02:42 Xiphiass wrote:
What does protoss say to a ghost with EMP?

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Why is this fucking shit so overpowered what the fuck is this


HAHAHAH that one made my day
"Roach/Immortal is pretty good against Stalkers"
Acnologia
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia410 Posts
November 22 2011 04:52 GMT
#350
On November 22 2011 10:12 Rainier206 wrote:
Hellions cost 0 gas





Get it?

User was temp banned for this post.


haha i actually kinda enjoyed this post
♥
RedMorning
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada117 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-22 04:55:33
November 22 2011 04:55 GMT
#351
How do you haunt a bunker?

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Put a ghost in it. YEEEAAHHHHH
mcgriffin
Profile Joined September 2011
Canada81 Posts
November 22 2011 06:20 GMT
#352
why can't zerg find girlfriends?
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because they like to be creepy
Jyxz
Profile Joined November 2009
United States117 Posts
November 22 2011 06:56 GMT
#353
On July 24 2011 18:03 mandingo wrote:
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Starcraft 2


I actually laughed quite... quite hard at this, props buddy.
This is Jimmy
ozdy
Profile Joined April 2011
17 Posts
November 22 2011 20:21 GMT
#354
I made all these up by myself

Which SC2 pro would dare knocking on Bruce Lee's door?
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Leenock


Which SC2 pro only likes paying with cheques?
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CheckPrime.WE


Which SC2 pro won't die?
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LiveForever


Which SC2 pro has second thoughts before downloading pirated software?
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LegalMind


Why is Bonnie lonely?
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Because Clide is playing SC2

It's not important to be good, it's important to be a maniac.
iRon aka bananajuice
Profile Joined June 2011
Germany124 Posts
November 22 2011 20:28 GMT
#355
which race does a beautydoc play?

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he plays terran cause he can lift the buildings


what is a 6 gate on metalopolis called?

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six on the city
MKP|MMA|NesTea|Leenock|MC|Stephano|Naama|DongRaeGu|Socke
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
November 22 2011 21:11 GMT
#356
Just finished reading though the thread I cant believe i haven't see this before... The thread has its up and downs but I had some good laughs. I love the idra ones and some of the marine jokes. I will work on some jokes although im not too good at this kind of stuff.
Greed leads to just about all losses.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-22 21:33:30
November 22 2011 21:33 GMT
#357
A marine walks into a bar... + Show Spoiler +
ouch.
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Brivita
Profile Joined November 2011
Australia1 Post
November 22 2011 23:43 GMT
#358
So a baneling rolls into a bar full of marines...
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and has to go elsewhere for a beer because they don't serve zerg.
SpearWrit
Profile Joined February 2011
United States300 Posts
November 22 2011 23:46 GMT
#359
How many GSL championships will MVPKeen win?
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NaDa.
"Special Tactics is...make surprise for your enemy, and also...eh, still work." -White-Ra
wizzybel
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom18 Posts
November 23 2011 11:37 GMT
#360
not really a joke but i'm planning to buy the new sc2 expansion for my boyfriend, then i'll tell him "i've got the HotS for you"
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