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Awesome Starcraft Jokes - Page 19

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umsplay
Profile Joined April 2010
29 Posts
January 16 2012 12:53 GMT
#361
Forgg + ggplay = forplay

axzion-
Profile Joined January 2012
Sweden2 Posts
January 16 2012 15:47 GMT
#362
Your Mother-ship is so fat it can't even fit in the expansion!
With a herring!!!
MelodyBW
Profile Joined November 2011
Ukraine154 Posts
January 16 2012 17:09 GMT
#363
On November 22 2011 13:55 RedMorning wrote:
How do you haunt a bunker?

+ Show Spoiler +
Put a ghost in it. YEEEAAHHHHH


LOL hahahah best joke in the entire thread.
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-16 19:03:00
January 16 2012 19:01 GMT
#364
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


User was temp banned for this post.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
TNK
Profile Joined November 2011
United States163 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-16 19:25:12
January 16 2012 19:24 GMT
#365
So a zealot walks into a strip club and says
+ Show Spoiler +
MY WIFE FOR HIRE!
Yes my name is ironic.
silasj
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark46 Posts
January 16 2012 19:31 GMT
#366
On January 17 2012 04:24 TNK wrote:
So a zealot walks into a strip club and says
+ Show Spoiler +
MY WIFE FOR HIRE!


Great joke!
FreudianTrip
Profile Joined July 2011
Switzerland1983 Posts
January 16 2012 19:34 GMT
#367
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


I laughed at both. What a horrible human being I am.
Snettik
Profile Joined February 2011
Finland186 Posts
January 16 2012 20:01 GMT
#368
How do you recognise a really bad game of starcraft? You are playing it.
BrassMonkey27
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada616 Posts
January 16 2012 23:08 GMT
#369
What did the Hydra do after he dumped his human girlfriend?


+ Show Spoiler +
Wiped his ass.
HoneyBadger.784 Diamond KR "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
drop271
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
New Zealand286 Posts
January 16 2012 23:17 GMT
#370
On January 17 2012 04:34 FreudianTrip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


I laughed at both. What a horrible human being I am.



Typical neutral Swiss point of view
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
January 16 2012 23:20 GMT
#371
On January 17 2012 04:34 FreudianTrip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


I laughed at both. What a horrible human being I am.


both dark, inappropriate and hillarious.

Although the 2nd is more an example, so only the first is really inappropriate :D
Useless wet fish.
TurboBird
Profile Joined January 2012
13 Posts
January 17 2012 02:26 GMT
#372
actual exchange:
boyfriend: I'm gonna go roach/baneling
me: you're on an acid trip?
Venus.exe
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States285 Posts
January 17 2012 02:34 GMT
#373
On January 17 2012 04:34 FreudianTrip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


I laughed at both. What a horrible human being I am.


I laughed at the fact both were so witty.
/")☻ㅈ☻)/")彡snuǝʌ
Daimai
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Sweden762 Posts
January 17 2012 02:44 GMT
#374
On November 23 2011 20:37 wizzybel wrote:
not really a joke but i'm planning to buy the new sc2 expansion for my boyfriend, then i'll tell him "i've got the HotS for you"

Holy hell, awesome pun AND awesome girlfriend!
To pray is to accept defeat.
ILoveAustralia
Profile Joined October 2011
Bangladesh104 Posts
January 17 2012 02:45 GMT
#375
What do u call someone who is good at masterbating?

A Pro TOSS
SirSoup
Profile Joined December 2011
Australia19 Posts
January 17 2012 02:53 GMT
#376
Yo mama ships' so fat her rally point is set to mcdonalds
One can not lose what was never had, example: ur brain
KillAudio
Profile Joined October 2010
1364 Posts
January 17 2012 03:03 GMT
#377
On January 17 2012 08:17 drop271 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2012 04:34 FreudianTrip wrote:
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


I laughed at both. What a horrible human being I am.



Typical neutral Swiss point of view

My thoughts exactly. lol
From a scale of sheth to idra, how mad are you?
ThePlayer33
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia2378 Posts
January 17 2012 03:44 GMT
#378
Q: What team is violet gonna join?
A: Vile-t.

Q: What does IdrA say to his kid everyday?
A: Toss the garbage.

Q: What'S the True ReasoN behind Gordan Hayward playing starcraft 2?
A: He was sick of all that jazz.

Q: Why couldn't Stephano go to Complexity?
A: He had to Stay for a Millenium.

Q: Why did MarineKing join Prime?
A: He was wanted to come first.

Q: Why doesn't Artosis drink Nestea during GSL commentaries?
A: It is pretty much Tasteless.

Q: Why do all terrans want to kill JYP?
A: They can hear the k-pop.

Q: Why doesn't TL have any solid players?
A: There's a Reason they are called Team Liquid....
*sorry pure joke Only

~~ enjoy!!

| Idra | YuGiOh | Leenock | Coca |
Ulfsark
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States958 Posts
January 17 2012 03:56 GMT
#379
What is a Protoss players least favorite time of day?

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1:11
gg wp
Louis8k8
Profile Joined December 2011
Canada285 Posts
January 17 2012 04:02 GMT
#380
On January 17 2012 12:44 ThePlayer33 wrote:
Q: What does IdrA say to his kid everyday?
A: Toss the garbage.

Q: Why doesn't Artosis drink Nestea during GSL commentaries?
A: It is pretty much Tasteless.

Q: Why do all terrans want to kill JYP?
A: They can hear the k-pop.

Q: Why doesn't TL have any solid players?
A: There's a Reason they are called Team Liquid....
*sorry pure joke Only

~~ enjoy!!


These 4 are brilliant and original xD (At least to me). The dragoon around the bar one and full moon was nice but seen it used so many times.

Also liked the IBM. :D
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