EPTAwesome Starcraft Jokes - Page 19
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umsplay
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axzion-
Sweden2 Posts
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MelodyBW
Ukraine154 Posts
On November 22 2011 13:55 RedMorning wrote: How do you haunt a bunker? + Show Spoiler + Put a ghost in it. YEEEAAHHHHH LOL hahahah best joke in the entire thread. | ||
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vOdToasT
Sweden2870 Posts
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote: Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2? + Show Spoiler + For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert. I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans. Why is NA the worst server? + Show Spoiler + Because american players always fail to stop air units. User was temp banned for this post. | ||
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TNK
United States163 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + MY WIFE FOR HIRE! | ||
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silasj
Denmark46 Posts
On January 17 2012 04:24 TNK wrote: So a zealot walks into a strip club and says + Show Spoiler + MY WIFE FOR HIRE! Great joke! | ||
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FreudianTrip
Switzerland1983 Posts
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote: I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans. Why is NA the worst server? + Show Spoiler + Because american players always fail to stop air units. I laughed at both. What a horrible human being I am. | ||
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Snettik
Finland186 Posts
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BrassMonkey27
Canada616 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Wiped his ass. | ||
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drop271
New Zealand286 Posts
On January 17 2012 04:34 FreudianTrip wrote: I laughed at both. What a horrible human being I am. Typical neutral Swiss point of view  | ||
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
On January 17 2012 04:34 FreudianTrip wrote: I laughed at both. What a horrible human being I am. both dark, inappropriate and hillarious. Although the 2nd is more an example, so only the first is really inappropriate :D | ||
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TurboBird
13 Posts
boyfriend: I'm gonna go roach/baneling me: you're on an acid trip? | ||
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Venus.exe
United States285 Posts
On January 17 2012 04:34 FreudianTrip wrote: I laughed at both. What a horrible human being I am. I laughed at the fact both were so witty. | ||
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Daimai
Sweden762 Posts
On November 23 2011 20:37 wizzybel wrote: not really a joke but i'm planning to buy the new sc2 expansion for my boyfriend, then i'll tell him "i've got the HotS for you"  Holy hell, awesome pun AND awesome girlfriend! | ||
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ILoveAustralia
Bangladesh104 Posts
A Pro TOSS | ||
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SirSoup
Australia19 Posts
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KillAudio
1364 Posts
My thoughts exactly. lol | ||
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ThePlayer33
Australia2378 Posts
A: Vile-t. Q: What does IdrA say to his kid everyday? A: Toss the garbage. Q: What'S the True ReasoN behind Gordan Hayward playing starcraft 2? A: He was sick of all that jazz. Q: Why couldn't Stephano go to Complexity? A: He had to Stay for a Millenium. Q: Why did MarineKing join Prime? A: He was wanted to come first. Q: Why doesn't Artosis drink Nestea during GSL commentaries? A: It is pretty much Tasteless. Q: Why do all terrans want to kill JYP? A: They can hear the k-pop. Q: Why doesn't TL have any solid players? A: There's a Reason they are called Team Liquid.... *sorry pure joke Only ~~ enjoy!! | ||
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Ulfsark
United States958 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 1:11 | ||
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Louis8k8
Canada285 Posts
On January 17 2012 12:44 ThePlayer33 wrote: Q: What does IdrA say to his kid everyday? A: Toss the garbage. Q: Why doesn't Artosis drink Nestea during GSL commentaries? A: It is pretty much Tasteless. Q: Why do all terrans want to kill JYP? A: They can hear the k-pop. Q: Why doesn't TL have any solid players? A: There's a Reason they are called Team Liquid.... *sorry pure joke Only ~~ enjoy!! These 4 are brilliant and original xD (At least to me). The dragoon around the bar one and full moon was nice but seen it used so many times. Also liked the IBM. :D | ||
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