EPTYou'd think colosi would be balanced since they have 4 legs.
Awesome Starcraft Jokes - Page 17
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Fealthas
607 Posts
You'd think colosi would be balanced since they have 4 legs. | ||
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Seldentar
United States888 Posts
On November 05 2011 11:20 Jitsu wrote: Not sure if this one was posted yet. A Marine walks into a bar. + Show Spoiler + He asks the bartender, "Where's the counter?" Only FIVE THOUSAND TIMES! Most overused joke I've ever heard lol... | ||
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SolidGasPro
93 Posts
On November 06 2011 09:11 grush57 wrote: The only one that made sense was the huk one which wasn't even funny. You don't get why Incontrol and Tyler have each only 0.5$ in their pocket? + Show Spoiler + All they get is 0:5 at MLG groups ^_^, recently NASL too... | ||
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Elefes
Russian Federation164 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I know, I know: yet another momma joke -.- | ||
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Elefes
Russian Federation164 Posts
On August 06 2011 23:06 Brutus wrote: I dont get them either...Why are DTs space niggers? Koreans are imba, wow so funny. The first two I don't even know what you are trying to say. These jokes are awful, yet I find this I don't even know what you are trying to say quite funny! Guess he tried to say "haha sex jokes, I'm so cool and awesome" :D p.s. Dragoon FTW! Very nice | ||
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Monasou
United States218 Posts
DO HO HO HO HO | ||
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rohanim41
Canada60 Posts
Why all are low HP marines depressed ? + Show Spoiler + Because they lost their self-Estim. | ||
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Ludwigvan
Germany2371 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + In a blink of an eye, both can be at places you wouldn't expect them to be. If Cannibal Corpse had their way, instead of Sarah Kerrigan Jim Raynor would have become the Queen of Blades. | ||
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SolidGasPro
93 Posts
 Who is the best pound for pound player? + Show Spoiler + MarineKing Who is the worst pound for pound player? + Show Spoiler + Incontrol Who would win in a tournament between Tyler, Incontrol and Jinro? + Show Spoiler + Jinro because Tyler gets depressed and doesn't come, Incontrol is checking his cholesterol levels and can't attend. User was temp banned for this post. | ||
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ozdy
17 Posts
On November 08 2011 07:29 SolidGasPro wrote: More funny stuff, a little bit on the offensive side, but still great Who is the best pound for pound player? + Show Spoiler + MarineKing Who is the worst pound for pound player? + Show Spoiler + Incontrol Who would win in a tournament between Tyler, Incontrol and Jinro? + Show Spoiler + Jinro because Tyler gets depressed and doesn't come, Incontrol is checking his cholesterol levels and can't attend. Not, bad, but it feels like you made them yourself. Here's what I thought of: If InControl is not in control of his weight and ability to win at SC2, what is he actually in control of? + Show Spoiler + Force Grack Fields ^_^ | ||
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terranmoccasin
United States74 Posts
IMHornyfOu | ||
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ozdy
17 Posts
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jayman
United States78 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + An Earthling | ||
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AdrianHealey
Belgium480 Posts
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Share_The_Land
Canada152 Posts
On July 24 2011 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: Tasteless has the best jokes: + Show Spoiler + What computer does IdrA use? + Show Spoiler + IBM Am I the only one who thought that one of the funniest joke in this thread is at the end of the Tastosis vid? "Choya advances to round of 16" LOLOLOL ahh past GSL you make me laugh | ||
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Stropheum
United States1124 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Because the toilet was broken | ||
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Azzur
Australia6259 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Supplies! | ||
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Doodsmack
United States7224 Posts
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Share_The_Land
Canada152 Posts
On November 15 2011 11:32 Azzur wrote: Not mine but something I heard a while ago. What did the SCV shout to scare his buddy? + Show Spoiler + Supplies! Although this thread is full of this, that joke was actually posted on a previous page in this same thread I just thought of one, "Where did the Terran always place his air defense on christmas?" + Show Spoiler + Under the MISSILE-Toe  | ||
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jayman
United States78 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + None. They cannot hold! | ||
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