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Fealthas
Profile Joined May 2011
607 Posts
November 06 2011 00:12 GMT
#321
An archon jumped into a pool, but there was no splash.
You'd think colosi would be balanced since they have 4 legs.
Seldentar
Profile Joined May 2011
United States888 Posts
November 06 2011 14:30 GMT
#322
On November 05 2011 11:20 Jitsu wrote:
Not sure if this one was posted yet.

A Marine walks into a bar.

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He asks the bartender, "Where's the counter?"


Only FIVE THOUSAND TIMES!

Most overused joke I've ever heard lol...
SolidGasPro
Profile Joined August 2011
93 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-06 15:26:43
November 06 2011 15:26 GMT
#323
On November 06 2011 09:11 grush57 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2011 18:30 SolidGasPro wrote:
Here's some funny stuff I made up in a couple of minutes. You heard it here first

InControl and Tyler walk into a bar. They buy one beer together.
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Beer costs $1 and they each have 0,5


Jinro got out of a slump
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while mountain biking


Why will HuK become a stand-up comedian after SC2?
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because he can't be a sit-down comedian, mic is too high


The only one that made sense was the huk one which wasn't even funny.


You don't get why Incontrol and Tyler have each only 0.5$ in their pocket?
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All they get is 0:5 at MLG groups ^_^, recently NASL too...
"HuK doesn't use Penix." MC
Elefes
Profile Joined September 2011
Russian Federation164 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 10:06:44
November 07 2011 09:56 GMT
#324
Yo momma is so fat and super-massive, that she eats vortexes for breakfast
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I know, I know: yet another momma joke -.-
Elefes
Profile Joined September 2011
Russian Federation164 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 12:33:58
November 07 2011 12:33 GMT
#325
On August 06 2011 23:06 Brutus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 23:03 Slakter wrote:
On August 06 2011 21:28 BigBeeff wrote:
Be warned in advance these jokes a crude and about as funny as rape when your the one its happening to.

"she Fungaled my Rines" (ejaculating into a chick with clamidia)

"I'd like to nytus your main" ( Husky's pick up line)

"Koreans are IMBA!"

"DT's are space niggers"


Not only are these offensive, they are also fucking terribly formed jokes with no punchline! Good job!


I dont get them either...Why are DTs space niggers? Koreans are imba, wow so funny. The first two I don't even know what you are trying to say.




These jokes are awful, yet I find this
I don't even know what you are trying to say

quite funny! Guess he tried to say "haha sex jokes, I'm so cool and awesome" :D

p.s. Dragoon FTW! Very nice
Monasou
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States218 Posts
November 07 2011 13:04 GMT
#326
Why'd the colossus fall over? It was imbalanced.

DO HO HO HO HO
353 Monasou ♥
rohanim41
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada60 Posts
November 07 2011 13:44 GMT
#327
Everytime a Phoenix dies, he's getting rebuilded somewhere in another stargate.

Why all are low HP marines depressed ?
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Because they lost their self-Estim.


It's just a game.... but it's a damn good game !
Ludwigvan
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany2373 Posts
November 07 2011 14:01 GMT
#328
What do Stalkers and Dragoons have in common?
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In a blink of an eye, both can be at places you wouldn't expect them to be.


If Cannibal Corpse had their way, instead of Sarah Kerrigan Jim Raynor would have become the Queen of Blades.
SolidGasPro
Profile Joined August 2011
93 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-08 09:50:09
November 07 2011 22:29 GMT
#329
More funny stuff, a little bit on the offensive side, but still great

Who is the best pound for pound player?
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MarineKing


Who is the worst pound for pound player?
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Incontrol


Who would win in a tournament between Tyler, Incontrol and Jinro?
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Jinro because Tyler gets depressed and doesn't come, Incontrol is checking his cholesterol levels and can't attend.


User was temp banned for this post.
"HuK doesn't use Penix." MC
ozdy
Profile Joined April 2011
17 Posts
November 08 2011 22:21 GMT
#330
On November 08 2011 07:29 SolidGasPro wrote:
More funny stuff, a little bit on the offensive side, but still great

Who is the best pound for pound player?
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MarineKing


Who is the worst pound for pound player?
+ Show Spoiler +
Incontrol


Who would win in a tournament between Tyler, Incontrol and Jinro?
+ Show Spoiler +
Jinro because Tyler gets depressed and doesn't come, Incontrol is checking his cholesterol levels and can't attend.


Not, bad, but it feels like you made them yourself. Here's what I thought of:

If InControl is not in control of his weight and ability to win at SC2, what is he actually in control of?
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Force Grack Fields ^_^
It's not important to be good, it's important to be a maniac.
terranmoccasin
Profile Joined February 2011
United States74 Posts
November 08 2011 22:34 GMT
#331
Some guys ID on GomTV.net was:

IMHornyfOu
ozdy
Profile Joined April 2011
17 Posts
November 14 2011 10:47 GMT
#332
What do Incontrol, Tyler, Grubby and Jinro have in common?
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0
It's not important to be good, it's important to be a maniac.
jayman
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States78 Posts
November 14 2011 18:02 GMT
#333
What do you call a Zerg unit that looks like a Terran?
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An Earthling


"Life is a comedy for those who think, a tragedy for those who feel." - Horace Walpole
AdrianHealey
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium480 Posts
November 14 2011 18:08 GMT
#334
You mean a changeling?
I love.
Share_The_Land
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada152 Posts
November 15 2011 02:21 GMT
#335
On July 24 2011 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Tasteless has the best jokes:

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What computer does IdrA use?

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IBM


Am I the only one who thought that one of the funniest joke in this thread is at the end of the Tastosis vid? "Choya advances to round of 16" LOLOLOL ahh past GSL you make me laugh
"Turns out he's a former Counterstrike pro and grabs his ak!" - Tasteless
Stropheum
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1124 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-15 02:23:28
November 15 2011 02:22 GMT
#336
Why was the archon holding a plunger?

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Because the toilet was broken
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6267 Posts
November 15 2011 02:32 GMT
#337
Not mine but something I heard a while ago. What did the SCV shout to scare his buddy?
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Supplies!
Doodsmack
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7224 Posts
November 15 2011 02:37 GMT
#338
I actually get a feeling of embarassment when reading most of these jokes because of how terrible they are.
Share_The_Land
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada152 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-15 02:44:39
November 15 2011 02:42 GMT
#339
On November 15 2011 11:32 Azzur wrote:
Not mine but something I heard a while ago. What did the SCV shout to scare his buddy?
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Supplies!


Although this thread is full of this, that joke was actually posted on a previous page in this same thread

I just thought of one, "Where did the Terran always place his air defense on christmas?"
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Under the MISSILE-Toe
"Turns out he's a former Counterstrike pro and grabs his ak!" - Tasteless
jayman
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States78 Posts
November 16 2011 21:52 GMT
#340
How many zealots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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None. They cannot hold!
"Life is a comedy for those who think, a tragedy for those who feel." - Horace Walpole
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