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Panikk
Profile Joined October 2011
14 Posts
November 05 2011 01:45 GMT
#301
On November 05 2011 10:23 KleineGeist wrote:
Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
- Hide Spoiler -
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.


too soon.


Its not that its too soon. Its more that its not funny at all.
Seldentar
Profile Joined May 2011
United States888 Posts
November 05 2011 01:57 GMT
#302
How do arbiters always know what they are getting for Christmas?

+ Show Spoiler +
They feel your presents.


My favourite player is TheLittleOne, he's such a good player I named my penis after him.

Defiler! I 'ardly know 'er

Why are wraiths always hungry?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because they're always awaiting lunch orders.


What do you call a zealot who smokes weed?

+ Show Spoiler +
A high templar


LosZergs
Profile Joined August 2011
United States100 Posts
November 05 2011 02:01 GMT
#303
Artosis Condom
+ Show Spoiler +
When you use the same condom everytime you have sex till it doesn't work
spam F!
ThisGS
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany255 Posts
November 05 2011 02:04 GMT
#304
On November 05 2011 10:57 Seldentar wrote:

What do you call a zealot who smokes weed?

+ Show Spoiler +
A high templar





wow that one made me lol

but what happens to a dark templar smoking weed then? does he become
a) a High templar
b) a High Dark Templar
c) an Archon
???
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
November 05 2011 02:14 GMT
#305
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.

I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them
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Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 02:17:45
November 05 2011 02:17 GMT
#306
On November 05 2011 11:14 firehand101 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.

I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them

[image loading]

The zerg is (Z)Moon
Inflicted
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia18228 Posts
November 05 2011 02:18 GMT
#307
On November 05 2011 11:14 firehand101 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.

I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them


Moon is notorious for his FAILED baneling land mines.
Liquipedia"Expert"
Jitsu
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States929 Posts
November 05 2011 02:20 GMT
#308
Not sure if this one was posted yet.

A Marine walks into a bar.

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He asks the bartender, "Where's the counter?"
Zerg Player in CheckMate Gaming - http://checkmategaming.webs.com/
Enearde
Profile Joined February 2011
France265 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 02:22:12
November 05 2011 02:21 GMT
#309
On November 05 2011 11:14 firehand101 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.

I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them


Poor you, you didn't even know that.Don't worry, i'm coming to save your life from boreness!
+ Show Spoiler +




Edit: ninja'd :'(
dmasterding
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States205 Posts
November 05 2011 02:27 GMT
#310
On November 05 2011 11:20 Jitsu wrote:
Not sure if this one was posted yet.

A Marine walks into a bar.

+ Show Spoiler +
He asks the bartender, "Where's the counter?"


ಠ_ಠ

yeah it was posted before

...a lot
No tears now, only dreams.
pdd
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia9933 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 02:30:10
November 05 2011 02:28 GMT
#311
On July 24 2011 01:20 Squigly wrote:
How did the terran get over there so quickly?

Stim.
TI4 Champions: EE-Sama | B7-God | A-God_2000 | Kappa Lord | pieliedie
Manex
Profile Joined August 2011
Australia156 Posts
November 05 2011 02:29 GMT
#312
Q: why did artosis go back to playing zerg after his gf got pregnant?
A: he wanted twins!

aaahh awful joke is awful (Y)
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 02:29:52
November 05 2011 02:29 GMT
#313
Why didn't the command center land at the treasure island?
+ Show Spoiler +
Because there was something burrowed
TWThoth
Profile Joined October 2011
New Zealand48 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 02:51:42
November 05 2011 02:50 GMT
#314
Yo mommaship is so ugly, she blinds detectors!

sorry, all I could think off :/
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." - Confucius
Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 03:29:33
November 05 2011 02:58 GMT
#315
What did the zergling say to the marine?
+ Show Spoiler +
You're the bane of my existence.


What did the remorseful extortionist templars tell their victims?
+ Show Spoiler +
We archonning you.


Why did all the mutalisks die when they flew into a bush?
+ Show Spoiler +
It had THORns.


What did Artosis say to the zerg that walked in on him since the door had no lock?
+ Show Spoiler +
Lee, nock!


What did MVP say to his mother when she beat him in a tournament finals?
+ Show Spoiler +
But MMA, I wanted to win!


What did the Ultralisks and Broodlings say to the Ghosts?
+ Show Spoiler +
But Hive only just begun!


What did the ghost say to the the Protoss Knight who lost his shield?
+ Show Spoiler +
I feel no EMPathy for you.


And now Steam patch is finished downloading. Hope you enjoyed my brainstorms!
Edit: God every game gets boring except BW and SC2. Back to sc2 for meee
LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK
ChuCky.Ca
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada2497 Posts
November 05 2011 03:03 GMT
#316
On November 05 2011 11:17 Bibbit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2011 11:14 firehand101 wrote:
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.

I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them

[image loading]

The zerg is (Z)Moon

Wow never seen that. that made my night ty moon
Most Skilled Current esport Games Scbw>Sc2>Cs1.6>Dota2>Hon>Loopin Louie The Drinking Game>LoL
SolidGasPro
Profile Joined August 2011
93 Posts
November 05 2011 09:30 GMT
#317
Here's some funny stuff I made up in a couple of minutes. You heard it here first

InControl and Tyler walk into a bar. They buy one beer together.
+ Show Spoiler +
Beer costs $1 and they each have 0,5


Jinro got out of a slump
+ Show Spoiler +
while mountain biking


Why will HuK become a stand-up comedian after SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
because he can't be a sit-down comedian, mic is too high
"HuK doesn't use Penix." MC
Greth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Belgium318 Posts
November 05 2011 21:52 GMT
#318
Why are your marines out of your control group?
+ Show Spoiler +
They are tripping on acid.


http://youtube.com/grethsc
Bromazepam
Profile Joined August 2011
820 Posts
November 05 2011 23:58 GMT
#319
This is something I picked up on reddit a couple of weeks ago. It's not exactly a joke, but I loved it so much I had to screencap it.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Saying that something is killing esports is killing esports.
grush57
Profile Joined March 2011
Korea (South)2582 Posts
November 06 2011 00:11 GMT
#320
On November 05 2011 18:30 SolidGasPro wrote:
Here's some funny stuff I made up in a couple of minutes. You heard it here first

InControl and Tyler walk into a bar. They buy one beer together.
+ Show Spoiler +
Beer costs $1 and they each have 0,5


Jinro got out of a slump
+ Show Spoiler +
while mountain biking


Why will HuK become a stand-up comedian after SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
because he can't be a sit-down comedian, mic is too high


The only one that made sense was the huk one which wasn't even funny.
"Every thing is either simply awful or awfully simple." | "Weaklings can't pick... their way of death."
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