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Panikk
14 Posts
On November 05 2011 10:23 KleineGeist wrote: Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2? - Hide Spoiler - For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert. too soon. Its not that its too soon. Its more that its not funny at all. | ||
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Seldentar
United States888 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + They feel your presents. My favourite player is TheLittleOne, he's such a good player I named my penis after him. Defiler! I 'ardly know 'er Why are wraiths always hungry? + Show Spoiler + Because they're always awaiting lunch orders. What do you call a zealot who smokes weed? + Show Spoiler + A high templar | ||
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LosZergs
United States100 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + When you use the same condom everytime you have sex till it doesn't work | ||
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ThisGS
Germany255 Posts
On November 05 2011 10:57 Seldentar wrote: What do you call a zealot who smokes weed? + Show Spoiler + A high templar wow that one made me lol  but what happens to a dark templar smoking weed then? does he become a) a High templar b) a High Dark Templar c) an Archon ??? | ||
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firehand101
Australia3152 Posts
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote: Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night? + Show Spoiler + A: It was under a full Moon. I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them  | ||
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Bibbit
Canada5377 Posts
On November 05 2011 11:14 firehand101 wrote: I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/s0F90.gif) The zerg is  Moon | ||
Inflicted
Australia18228 Posts
On November 05 2011 11:14 firehand101 wrote: I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them Moon is notorious for his FAILED baneling land mines. | ||
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Jitsu
United States929 Posts
A Marine walks into a bar. + Show Spoiler + He asks the bartender, "Where's the counter?" | ||
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Enearde
France265 Posts
On November 05 2011 11:14 firehand101 wrote: I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them Poor you, you didn't even know that.Don't worry, i'm coming to save your life from boreness! + Show Spoiler + Edit: ninja'd :'( | ||
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dmasterding
United States205 Posts
On November 05 2011 11:20 Jitsu wrote: Not sure if this one was posted yet. A Marine walks into a bar. + Show Spoiler + He asks the bartender, "Where's the counter?" ಠ_ಠ yeah it was posted before ...a lot | ||
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pdd
Australia9933 Posts
On July 24 2011 01:20 Squigly wrote: How did the terran get over there so quickly? Stim. | ||
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Manex
Australia156 Posts
A: he wanted twins! aaahh awful joke is awful (Y) | ||
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nttea
Sweden4353 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Because there was something burrowed | ||
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TWThoth
New Zealand48 Posts
sorry, all I could think off :/ | ||
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Bippzy
United States1466 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + You're the bane of my existence. What did the remorseful extortionist templars tell their victims? + Show Spoiler + We archonning you. Why did all the mutalisks die when they flew into a bush? + Show Spoiler + It had THORns. What did Artosis say to the zerg that walked in on him since the door had no lock? + Show Spoiler + Lee, nock! What did MVP say to his mother when she beat him in a tournament finals? + Show Spoiler + But MMA, I wanted to win! What did the Ultralisks and Broodlings say to the Ghosts? + Show Spoiler + But Hive only just begun! What did the ghost say to the the Protoss Knight who lost his shield? + Show Spoiler + I feel no EMPathy for you. And now Steam patch is finished downloading. Hope you enjoyed my brainstorms! Edit: God every game gets boring except BW and SC2. Back to sc2 for meee | ||
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ChuCky.Ca
Canada2497 Posts
Wow never seen that. that made my night ty moon | ||
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SolidGasPro
93 Posts
InControl and Tyler walk into a bar. They buy one beer together. + Show Spoiler + Beer costs $1 and they each have 0,5 Jinro got out of a slump + Show Spoiler + while mountain biking Why will HuK become a stand-up comedian after SC2? + Show Spoiler + because he can't be a sit-down comedian, mic is too high | ||
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Greth
Belgium318 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + They are tripping on acid. | ||
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Bromazepam
820 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/ZqeZk.png) | ||
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grush57
Korea (South)2582 Posts
On November 05 2011 18:30 SolidGasPro wrote: Here's some funny stuff I made up in a couple of minutes. You heard it here first InControl and Tyler walk into a bar. They buy one beer together. + Show Spoiler + Beer costs $1 and they each have 0,5 Jinro got out of a slump + Show Spoiler + while mountain biking Why will HuK become a stand-up comedian after SC2? + Show Spoiler + because he can't be a sit-down comedian, mic is too high The only one that made sense was the huk one which wasn't even funny. | ||
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