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On November 05 2011 10:23 KleineGeist wrote: Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2? - Hide Spoiler - For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.
too soon.
Its not that its too soon. Its more that its not funny at all.
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How do arbiters always know what they are getting for Christmas?
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My favourite player is TheLittleOne, he's such a good player I named my penis after him.
Defiler! I 'ardly know 'er
Why are wraiths always hungry?
+ Show Spoiler +Because they're always awaiting lunch orders.
What do you call a zealot who smokes weed?
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Artosis Condom + Show Spoiler +When you use the same condom everytime you have sex till it doesn't work
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On November 05 2011 10:57 Seldentar wrote:What do you call a zealot who smokes weed? + Show Spoiler +
wow that one made me lol 
but what happens to a dark templar smoking weed then? does he become a) a High templar b) a High Dark Templar c) an Archon ???
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On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night? + Show Spoiler +A: It was under a full Moon. I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them
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On November 05 2011 11:14 firehand101 wrote:I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them 
Moon is notorious for his FAILED baneling land mines.
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Not sure if this one was posted yet.
A Marine walks into a bar.
+ Show Spoiler +He asks the bartender, "Where's the counter?"
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On November 05 2011 11:14 firehand101 wrote:I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them 
Poor you, you didn't even know that.Don't worry, i'm coming to save your life from boreness! + Show Spoiler +
Edit: ninja'd :'(
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On November 05 2011 11:20 Jitsu wrote:Not sure if this one was posted yet. A Marine walks into a bar. + Show Spoiler +He asks the bartender, "Where's the counter?"
ಠ_ಠ
yeah it was posted before
...a lot
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On July 24 2011 01:20 Squigly wrote: How did the terran get over there so quickly? Stim.
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Q: why did artosis go back to playing zerg after his gf got pregnant? A: he wanted twins!
aaahh awful joke is awful (Y)
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Why didn't the command center land at the treasure island? + Show Spoiler +Because there was something burrowed
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Yo mommaship is so ugly, she blinds detectors!
sorry, all I could think off :/
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What did the zergling say to the marine? + Show Spoiler +You're the bane of my existence.
What did the remorseful extortionist templars tell their victims? + Show Spoiler +
Why did all the mutalisks die when they flew into a bush? + Show Spoiler +
What did Artosis say to the zerg that walked in on him since the door had no lock? + Show Spoiler +
What did MVP say to his mother when she beat him in a tournament finals? + Show Spoiler +But MMA, I wanted to win!
What did the Ultralisks and Broodlings say to the Ghosts? + Show Spoiler +But Hive only just begun!
What did the ghost say to the the Protoss Knight who lost his shield? + Show Spoiler +I feel no EMPathy for you.
And now Steam patch is finished downloading. Hope you enjoyed my brainstorms! Edit: God every game gets boring except BW and SC2. Back to sc2 for meee
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On November 05 2011 11:17 Bibbit wrote:Show nested quote +On November 05 2011 11:14 firehand101 wrote:On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night? + Show Spoiler +A: It was under a full Moon. I dont get this one, can we have someone explain them  ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/s0F90.gif) The zerg is Moon Wow never seen that. that made my night ty moon
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Here's some funny stuff I made up in a couple of minutes. You heard it here first 
InControl and Tyler walk into a bar. They buy one beer together. + Show Spoiler + Beer costs $1 and they each have 0,5
Jinro got out of a slump + Show Spoiler +
Why will HuK become a stand-up comedian after SC2? + Show Spoiler +because he can't be a sit-down comedian, mic is too high
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Why are your marines out of your control group? + Show Spoiler +They are tripping on acid.
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This is something I picked up on reddit a couple of weeks ago. It's not exactly a joke, but I loved it so much I had to screencap it.
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On November 05 2011 18:30 SolidGasPro wrote:Here's some funny stuff I made up in a couple of minutes. You heard it here first  InControl and Tyler walk into a bar. They buy one beer together. + Show Spoiler + Beer costs $1 and they each have 0,5 Jinro got out of a slump + Show Spoiler +Why will HuK become a stand-up comedian after SC2? + Show Spoiler +because he can't be a sit-down comedian, mic is too high
The only one that made sense was the huk one which wasn't even funny.
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