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Luftwaffle
Canada29 Posts
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FlamingForce
Netherlands701 Posts
I'm dying here xD | ||
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Blezza
United Kingdom191 Posts
Zerg: Ya i know, Even Terran hate the mirror.... Just a joke+ Show Spoiler + race  all in good fun | ||
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ishboh
United States954 Posts
On January 18 2012 02:21 Indolent wrote: First post, welcome everybody Young Overlord takes his first trip around hive cluster. He spots Mutalisk: - Oh, you can fly - just like me! He spots Observer: - Oh, you can see invisible things - just like me! Suddenly, he spots some strange creature hiding behind tree. - Oh, you can spread creep - just like me! Marine replies: - #$%!, can't a man take a s**t in peace?! haha this one is pretty good. | ||
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vittra
Sweden16 Posts
On January 18 2012 06:11 Taktik wrote: Im sorry for off topic but has anyone remember when Artosis casted a game in MLG with some Blizzard guy? (dont remember th name). Could someone tell which MLG it was/where are vods etc.? I remember one joke from that blizzard guy: "Your momma is so big, we couldnt fit her in the expansion" (or smth like that xd) I posted that like five post above... But yea thx, it was at MLG. They had a few good ones there, though that might have been the best one. | ||
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Maddogs
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Inspired by Day[9] <3 Yo mama so fat, she produces more gas than a rich vespene geyser! Yo mama so fat, when she sits on the ramp, she acts like a forcefield! Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups! Yo mama so fat, she has her own fungal growth Yo mama so fat, it takes more than one scan to reveal her. Yo mama so fat, it's impossible to get a zerg surround! Yo mama so ugly, she turns zealots to stone! Opinions? | ||
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Jinsho
United Kingdom3101 Posts
On March 06 2012 00:17 Maddogs wrote: Here's some yo mama jokes I made up. Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups! This one is funny, the rest are below average. | ||
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Bluelightz
Indonesia2463 Posts
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SinCitta
Germany2127 Posts
A Keyboard trace of fighting Terran: T A Keyboard trace of fighting Protoss: B SHIFT C C C C C | ||
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Bluelightz
Indonesia2463 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Ready to plunder! The Marine comes in the barracks yelling + Show Spoiler + They took the place by storm! | ||
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ODKStevez
Ireland1225 Posts
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ETisME
12618 Posts
Forcefields, instant map editorial tool | ||
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Skaminator
112 Posts
Well it might be true as they all in so often. | ||
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Antares_
Poland269 Posts
On March 06 2012 00:17 Maddogs wrote: Here's some yo mama jokes I made up. Inspired by Day[9] <3 Yo mama so fat, she produces more gas than a rich vespene geyser! Yo mama so fat, when she sits on the ramp, she acts like a forcefield! Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups! Yo mama so fat, she has her own fungal growth Yo mama so fat, it takes more than one scan to reveal her. Yo mama so fat, it's impossible to get a zerg surround! Yo mama so ugly, she turns zealots to stone! Opinions? Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need to research chitinous carapace Yo mama so fat, she doesn't fit into a vortex Yo mama so fat, you can't blink behind her Yo mama so fat, she can wrestle Odin and win | ||
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Meself
Estonia552 Posts
Best I've heard. It was brilliantly situational too, coming from Blizzard employee who was casting in MLG Providence and was constantly picked upon for Blizzard's "wrong-doings". | ||
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JustPassingBy
10776 Posts
On March 06 2012 01:04 Zeetox wrote: Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need to research chitinous carapace Yo mama so fat, she doesn't fit into a vortex Yo mama so fat, you can't blink behind her Yo mama so fat, she can wrestle Odin and win Hm... remember the following joke from either bitter or some caster from blizzard, maybe rob? Yo mama is so fat, food count is always low. | ||
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JazzJackrabbit
Canada1272 Posts
On November 05 2011 06:39 Kevan wrote: If they made a movie based on Starcraft 2, who would direct it? + Show Spoiler + Christopher NoLAN. I've been lurking TL for a long time but I finally registered so I can say how amazing this joke is. Well done. | ||
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Issamu
Brazil126 Posts
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote: I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans. Why is NA the worst server? + Show Spoiler + Because american players always fail to stop air units. User was temp banned for this post. WTH, why was he banned and the guy that made a joke about something that killed 22 times more and left 19000 people slowly dying with cancer wasnt? | ||
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CyDe
United States1010 Posts
On March 06 2012 02:06 Issamu wrote: WTH, why was he banned and the guy that made a joke about something that killed 22 times more and left 19000 people slowly dying with cancer wasnt? Probably because it was spiteful, and wasn't really aimed as a joke (although it was funny), and instead aimed as antagonistic stab. | ||
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Forikorder
Canada8840 Posts
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