• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 20:00
CEST 02:00
KST 09:00
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Serral wins HomeStory Cup 2914Serral wins Maestros of the Game 243ByuL, and the Limitations of Standard Play3Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners7Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview12
Community News
Reynor: GSL Loss Wasn't About Preparation Format13[IPSL] Spring 2026 Grand Finals - This Weekend!5Weekly Cups (July 6 - 12): Protoss strike back12BSL Season 22 Full Overview & Conclusion8BSL Season 22 Full Overview & Conclusion8
StarCraft 2
General
Latest hotfix to Patch 5.0.16 Reynor: GSL Loss Wasn't About Preparation Format Is the larve respawn broken? 5.0.16 patch for SC2 goes live (8 worker start) BGE Stara Zagora to be held again in June 2025
Tourneys
Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2) WardiTV Summer Cup 2026 GSL CK #5 Race War RSL Revival: Season 6 - Qualifiers and Main Event HomeStory Cup 29
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
New Map Maker - Looking for Advice - Love or Hate Work In Progress Melee Maps [D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 534 Burning Evacuation Mutation # 533 Die Together Mutation # 532 Nuclear Family
Brood War
General
Etiquete rules in Asl? Recommended FPV games (post-KeSPA) Pros Debate: Zerg Unfairly Nerfed? (ASL S22 map) BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ screpdb: new Starcraft reporting tool
Tourneys
[IPSL] Spring 2026 Grand Finals - This Weekend! Escore Tournament - Season 3 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL22] Wildcard Qualifier
Strategy
Fighting Spirit mining rates Simple Questions, Simple Answers Creating a full chart of Zerg builds Relatively freeroll strategies
Other Games
General Games
Path of Exile Nintendo Switch Thread General RTS Discussion Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Summer Games Done Quick 2026!
Dota 2
Looking for a Dota Mentor Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Power Rank NeO.D_StephenKing vs This Guy From 1 Million Dance TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread UK Politics Mega-thread YouTube Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club The HerO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion! Series you have seen recently...
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread MLB/Baseball 2023 McBoner: A hockey love story Tennis[sport] Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Simple Questions Simple Answers FPS when play League Of Legend on laptop How to clean a TTe Thermaltake keyboard?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List Northern Ireland Global Starcraft
Blogs
Poker (part 2)
Nebuchad
The Experiences We Want and …
TrAiDoS
An Exploration of th…
waywardstrategy
Gauntlet SC2: A Retrospectiv…
Ctone23
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 6305 users

Awesome Starcraft Jokes - Page 21

Forum Index > SC2 General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 19 20 21 22 23 33 Next All
Luftwaffle
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada29 Posts
January 17 2012 21:18 GMT
#401
Zerg's favourite music?
+ Show Spoiler +
radio free Zerg
FlamingForce
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands701 Posts
January 17 2012 21:28 GMT
#402
A FULL MOON

I'm dying here xD
Blezza
Profile Joined June 2011
United Kingdom191 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-17 23:08:25
January 17 2012 21:29 GMT
#403
Toss: T is sooooo OP
Zerg: Ya i know, Even Terran hate the mirror....


Just a joke+ Show Spoiler +
race


all in good fun
Winners race > Other race I don't play > My race. How Twitch chat work in tournaments...
ishboh
Profile Joined October 2010
United States954 Posts
January 17 2012 21:36 GMT
#404
On January 18 2012 02:21 Indolent wrote:
First post, welcome everybody

Young Overlord takes his first trip around hive cluster.
He spots Mutalisk:
- Oh, you can fly - just like me!
He spots Observer:
- Oh, you can see invisible things - just like me!
Suddenly, he spots some strange creature hiding behind tree.
- Oh, you can spread creep - just like me!
Marine replies:
- #$%!, can't a man take a s**t in peace?!

haha this one is pretty good.
vittra
Profile Joined July 2011
Sweden16 Posts
January 18 2012 10:16 GMT
#405
On January 18 2012 06:11 Taktik wrote:
Im sorry for off topic but has anyone remember when Artosis casted a game in MLG with some Blizzard guy? (dont remember th name). Could someone tell which MLG it was/where are vods etc.? I remember one joke from that blizzard guy:

"Your momma is so big, we couldnt fit her in the expansion"
(or smth like that xd)


I posted that like five post above... But yea thx, it was at MLG. They had a few good ones there, though that might have been the best one.
Maddogs
Profile Joined March 2012
1 Post
March 05 2012 15:17 GMT
#406
Here's some yo mama jokes I made up.
Inspired by Day[9] <3

Yo mama so fat, she produces more gas than a rich vespene geyser!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on the ramp, she acts like a forcefield!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own fungal growth
Yo mama so fat, it takes more than one scan to reveal her.
Yo mama so fat, it's impossible to get a zerg surround!
Yo mama so ugly, she turns zealots to stone!

Opinions?
Jinsho
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom3101 Posts
March 05 2012 15:32 GMT
#407
On March 06 2012 00:17 Maddogs wrote:
Here's some yo mama jokes I made up.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups!


This one is funny, the rest are below average.
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
March 05 2012 15:34 GMT
#408
omg I'm laughing so hard T_T the full moon joke made me giggle so hard T_T
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
SinCitta
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Germany2127 Posts
March 05 2012 15:40 GMT
#409
Keyboard trace of fighting Zerg:
A

Keyboard trace of fighting Terran:
T A

Keyboard trace of fighting Protoss:
B SHIFT C C C C C
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
March 05 2012 15:49 GMT
#410
How did the Viking show up to the date with the medivac?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ready to plunder!


The Marine comes in the barracks yelling
+ Show Spoiler +
They took the place by storm!
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
ODKStevez
Profile Joined February 2011
Ireland1225 Posts
March 05 2012 15:51 GMT
#411
I loved the DT joke.
Luppa <3
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12764 Posts
March 05 2012 15:54 GMT
#412
Not sure if any would find it funny but IMHappy never looks happy....
Forcefields, instant map editorial tool
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
Skaminator
Profile Joined October 2011
112 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-05 16:02:16
March 05 2012 16:01 GMT
#413
I've heard tosses are good poker players.

Well it might be true as they all in so often.
Antares_
Profile Joined October 2011
Poland269 Posts
March 05 2012 16:04 GMT
#414
On March 06 2012 00:17 Maddogs wrote:
Here's some yo mama jokes I made up.
Inspired by Day[9] <3

Yo mama so fat, she produces more gas than a rich vespene geyser!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on the ramp, she acts like a forcefield!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own fungal growth
Yo mama so fat, it takes more than one scan to reveal her.
Yo mama so fat, it's impossible to get a zerg surround!
Yo mama so ugly, she turns zealots to stone!

Opinions?


Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need to research chitinous carapace
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't fit into a vortex
Yo mama so fat, you can't blink behind her
Yo mama so fat, she can wrestle Odin and win
If you make no mistake, yet still lose - you don't understand the game. Spiral out, keep going.
Meself
Profile Joined February 2011
Estonia552 Posts
March 05 2012 16:10 GMT
#415
Your momma ship is so fat, we couldn't fit her into expansion.

Best I've heard. It was brilliantly situational too, coming from Blizzard employee who was casting in MLG Providence and was constantly picked upon for Blizzard's "wrong-doings".
JustPassingBy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
10776 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-05 16:14:06
March 05 2012 16:13 GMT
#416
On March 06 2012 01:04 Zeetox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2012 00:17 Maddogs wrote:
Here's some yo mama jokes I made up.
Inspired by Day[9] <3

Yo mama so fat, she produces more gas than a rich vespene geyser!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on the ramp, she acts like a forcefield!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own fungal growth
Yo mama so fat, it takes more than one scan to reveal her.
Yo mama so fat, it's impossible to get a zerg surround!
Yo mama so ugly, she turns zealots to stone!

Opinions?


Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need to research chitinous carapace
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't fit into a vortex
Yo mama so fat, you can't blink behind her
Yo mama so fat, she can wrestle Odin and win


Hm... remember the following joke from either bitter or some caster from blizzard, maybe rob?

Yo mama is so fat, food count is always low.
JazzJackrabbit
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1272 Posts
March 05 2012 16:29 GMT
#417
On November 05 2011 06:39 Kevan wrote:
If they made a movie based on Starcraft 2, who would direct it?

+ Show Spoiler +
Christopher NoLAN.




I've been lurking TL for a long time but I finally registered so I can say how amazing this joke is. Well done.
Issamu
Profile Joined January 2011
Brazil126 Posts
March 05 2012 17:06 GMT
#418
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


User was temp banned for this post.


WTH, why was he banned and the guy that made a joke about something that killed 22 times more and left 19000 people slowly dying with cancer wasnt?
"You break my record, now I break you" - Chong Li
CyDe
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1010 Posts
March 05 2012 17:14 GMT
#419
On March 06 2012 02:06 Issamu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


User was temp banned for this post.


WTH, why was he banned and the guy that made a joke about something that killed 22 times more and left 19000 people slowly dying with cancer wasnt?


Probably because it was spiteful, and wasn't really aimed as a joke (although it was funny), and instead aimed as antagonistic stab.
youtube.com/GamingCyDe-- My totally abandoned youtube channel that I might revisit at some point
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
March 05 2012 17:20 GMT
#420
your mommas so fat it made Jim RAynor say "thats no moon...."
Prev 1 19 20 21 22 23 33 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 9h
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft648
CosmosSc2 65
Nina 63
Temp0 29
PattyMac 13
Dota 2
Trikslyr66
Counter-Strike
summit1g8121
minikerr28
Super Smash Bros
PPMD32
Other Games
gofns13192
tarik_tv8028
shahzam565
C9.Mang0273
ToD196
XaKoH 118
SteadfastSC87
NeuroSwarm83
ViBE74
Maynarde67
JuggernautJason35
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick2567
BasetradeTV179
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 18 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 130
• davetesta19
• Adnapsc2 8
• Response 5
• Kozan
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Migwel
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota21083
League of Legends
• Scarra2621
Other Games
• imaqtpie1101
• Shiphtur266
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
9h
CrankTV Team League
11h
WardiTV Qualifier
12h
Epic.LAN
13h
Big Brain Bouts
16h
SHIN vs Elazer
Percival vs Nicoract
Reynor vs Lambo
Replay Cast
1d
RSL Revival
1d 9h
Clem vs Lambo
Scarlett vs Cure
CranKy Ducklings
1d 10h
Epic.LAN
1d 13h
IPSL
1d 16h
Dragon vs Hawk
[ Show More ]
RSL Revival
2 days
Classic vs Trap
herO vs SHIN
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
IPSL
2 days
Bonyth vs Ret
WardiTV Weekly
3 days
Monday Night Weeklies
3 days
PiGosaur Cup
5 days
The PondCast
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
CrankTV Team League
6 days
Replay Cast
7 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-07-13
HSC XXIX
Eternal Conflict S2 E2

Ongoing

IPSL Spring 2026
Acropolis #4
CSL 2026 Summer (S21)
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 3
RSL Revival: Season 6
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
SCTL 2026 Spring
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S3: W3
ASL S22 SEASON OPEN Day 1
Escore Tournament S3: W4
ASL S22 SEASON OPEN Day 2
Escore Tournament S3: W5
CSLAN 4
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HSC XXX
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
Light Tournament 2026
Eternal Conflict S2 Finale
Eternal Conflict S2 E3
Logitech G Connect 2026
StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #5
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.