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Luftwaffle
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada29 Posts
January 17 2012 21:18 GMT
#401
Zerg's favourite music?
+ Show Spoiler +
radio free Zerg
FlamingForce
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands701 Posts
January 17 2012 21:28 GMT
#402
A FULL MOON

I'm dying here xD
Blezza
Profile Joined June 2011
United Kingdom191 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-17 23:08:25
January 17 2012 21:29 GMT
#403
Toss: T is sooooo OP
Zerg: Ya i know, Even Terran hate the mirror....


Just a joke+ Show Spoiler +
race


all in good fun
Winners race > Other race I don't play > My race. How Twitch chat work in tournaments...
ishboh
Profile Joined October 2010
United States954 Posts
January 17 2012 21:36 GMT
#404
On January 18 2012 02:21 Indolent wrote:
First post, welcome everybody

Young Overlord takes his first trip around hive cluster.
He spots Mutalisk:
- Oh, you can fly - just like me!
He spots Observer:
- Oh, you can see invisible things - just like me!
Suddenly, he spots some strange creature hiding behind tree.
- Oh, you can spread creep - just like me!
Marine replies:
- #$%!, can't a man take a s**t in peace?!

haha this one is pretty good.
vittra
Profile Joined July 2011
Sweden16 Posts
January 18 2012 10:16 GMT
#405
On January 18 2012 06:11 Taktik wrote:
Im sorry for off topic but has anyone remember when Artosis casted a game in MLG with some Blizzard guy? (dont remember th name). Could someone tell which MLG it was/where are vods etc.? I remember one joke from that blizzard guy:

"Your momma is so big, we couldnt fit her in the expansion"
(or smth like that xd)


I posted that like five post above... But yea thx, it was at MLG. They had a few good ones there, though that might have been the best one.
Maddogs
Profile Joined March 2012
1 Post
March 05 2012 15:17 GMT
#406
Here's some yo mama jokes I made up.
Inspired by Day[9] <3

Yo mama so fat, she produces more gas than a rich vespene geyser!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on the ramp, she acts like a forcefield!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own fungal growth
Yo mama so fat, it takes more than one scan to reveal her.
Yo mama so fat, it's impossible to get a zerg surround!
Yo mama so ugly, she turns zealots to stone!

Opinions?
Jinsho
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom3101 Posts
March 05 2012 15:32 GMT
#407
On March 06 2012 00:17 Maddogs wrote:
Here's some yo mama jokes I made up.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups!


This one is funny, the rest are below average.
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
March 05 2012 15:34 GMT
#408
omg I'm laughing so hard T_T the full moon joke made me giggle so hard T_T
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
SinCitta
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Germany2127 Posts
March 05 2012 15:40 GMT
#409
Keyboard trace of fighting Zerg:
A

Keyboard trace of fighting Terran:
T A

Keyboard trace of fighting Protoss:
B SHIFT C C C C C
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
March 05 2012 15:49 GMT
#410
How did the Viking show up to the date with the medivac?
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Ready to plunder!


The Marine comes in the barracks yelling
+ Show Spoiler +
They took the place by storm!
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
ODKStevez
Profile Joined February 2011
Ireland1225 Posts
March 05 2012 15:51 GMT
#411
I loved the DT joke.
Luppa <3
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12898 Posts
March 05 2012 15:54 GMT
#412
Not sure if any would find it funny but IMHappy never looks happy....
Forcefields, instant map editorial tool
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
Skaminator
Profile Joined October 2011
112 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-05 16:02:16
March 05 2012 16:01 GMT
#413
I've heard tosses are good poker players.

Well it might be true as they all in so often.
Antares_
Profile Joined October 2011
Poland269 Posts
March 05 2012 16:04 GMT
#414
On March 06 2012 00:17 Maddogs wrote:
Here's some yo mama jokes I made up.
Inspired by Day[9] <3

Yo mama so fat, she produces more gas than a rich vespene geyser!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on the ramp, she acts like a forcefield!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own fungal growth
Yo mama so fat, it takes more than one scan to reveal her.
Yo mama so fat, it's impossible to get a zerg surround!
Yo mama so ugly, she turns zealots to stone!

Opinions?


Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need to research chitinous carapace
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't fit into a vortex
Yo mama so fat, you can't blink behind her
Yo mama so fat, she can wrestle Odin and win
If you make no mistake, yet still lose - you don't understand the game. Spiral out, keep going.
Meself
Profile Joined February 2011
Estonia552 Posts
March 05 2012 16:10 GMT
#415
Your momma ship is so fat, we couldn't fit her into expansion.

Best I've heard. It was brilliantly situational too, coming from Blizzard employee who was casting in MLG Providence and was constantly picked upon for Blizzard's "wrong-doings".
JustPassingBy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
10776 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-05 16:14:06
March 05 2012 16:13 GMT
#416
On March 06 2012 01:04 Zeetox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2012 00:17 Maddogs wrote:
Here's some yo mama jokes I made up.
Inspired by Day[9] <3

Yo mama so fat, she produces more gas than a rich vespene geyser!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on the ramp, she acts like a forcefield!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up ALL the control groups!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own fungal growth
Yo mama so fat, it takes more than one scan to reveal her.
Yo mama so fat, it's impossible to get a zerg surround!
Yo mama so ugly, she turns zealots to stone!

Opinions?


Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need to research chitinous carapace
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't fit into a vortex
Yo mama so fat, you can't blink behind her
Yo mama so fat, she can wrestle Odin and win


Hm... remember the following joke from either bitter or some caster from blizzard, maybe rob?

Yo mama is so fat, food count is always low.
JazzJackrabbit
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1272 Posts
March 05 2012 16:29 GMT
#417
On November 05 2011 06:39 Kevan wrote:
If they made a movie based on Starcraft 2, who would direct it?

+ Show Spoiler +
Christopher NoLAN.




I've been lurking TL for a long time but I finally registered so I can say how amazing this joke is. Well done.
Issamu
Profile Joined January 2011
Brazil126 Posts
March 05 2012 17:06 GMT
#418
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


User was temp banned for this post.


WTH, why was he banned and the guy that made a joke about something that killed 22 times more and left 19000 people slowly dying with cancer wasnt?
"You break my record, now I break you" - Chong Li
CyDe
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1010 Posts
March 05 2012 17:14 GMT
#419
On March 06 2012 02:06 Issamu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2012 04:01 vOdToasT wrote:
On July 26 2011 06:00 NASAmoose wrote:


Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.



I bet you'd be really butthurt. If I made a similar joke that referred to 9/11 or some other mass murder of americans.

Why is NA the worst server?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because american players always fail to stop air units.


User was temp banned for this post.


WTH, why was he banned and the guy that made a joke about something that killed 22 times more and left 19000 people slowly dying with cancer wasnt?


Probably because it was spiteful, and wasn't really aimed as a joke (although it was funny), and instead aimed as antagonistic stab.
youtube.com/GamingCyDe-- My totally abandoned youtube channel that I might revisit at some point
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
March 05 2012 17:20 GMT
#420
your mommas so fat it made Jim RAynor say "thats no moon...."
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