Awesome Starcraft Jokes - Page 23

On March 08 2012 07:47 Marddox wrote:
How long does it take for a forcefield to expire?
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On March 13 2012 05:32 Hulavuta wrote:
If Dustin Browder designed bras:

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On March 06 2012 02:06 Issamu wrote:


WTH, why was he banned and the guy that made a joke about something that killed 22 times more and left 19000 people slowly dying with cancer wasnt?

On March 13 2012 05:32 Hulavuta wrote:
If Dustin Browder designed bras:

On March 08 2012 07:47 Marddox wrote:
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On August 11 2011 21:00 Selendis wrote:
Major Robert Maloney was driving his car from work one day. As it happens his job was at Area 51 and so his drives to and from work were long and arduous through miles and miles of quiet desert highway.

He was exhuasted from the day;s work and found himself asleep at the wheel. The car veered off the highway onto the rocky desert. He immiediately wokeup and then remedied the situation but found himself with a flat tire.

He stopped the car and proceeded to change the tire, as he did have a spare just in case this sort of thing might happen. Unfortunately his jack was utterly destroyed from the brief bumpy ride. In short he was screwed.

But then suddenly he saw two bright lights coming at him from a distance. And they got closer and closer.

As it turns out, the lights were headlights of a tow truck. He was saved.

Seeing the poor army officer stranded on the side of the road, the tow truck driver stopped and approached the misfortuned military man.

"Thank god you're here! Listen I have a flat, and while I have a spare, my jack is fucked.... I was wondering, if I could borrow a jack if you have one...?"

The driver replied "a hydraulic jack huh? Well you've definitely asked the right guy, why, I don't just have one hydraulic jack. I have Six jacks, Major!"

On March 13 2012 08:24 BigBirdy90 wrote:


Hmmm...no one else notice this...TL being a tid bais here...

On July 24 2011 12:05 SidianTheBard wrote:
It's Game 7 of the TSL3 Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center stage. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the TSL3 Finals and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first TSL event we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."