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jshnaidz
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada57 Posts
April 13 2012 14:48 GMT
#481
On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

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they're afraid of gas.



- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?


Coming from a Jew I found that hilarious
ZackAttack
Profile Joined June 2011
United States884 Posts
April 13 2012 15:10 GMT
#482
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps in the spawning pool she does more damage than a seige tank.
It's better aerodynamics for space. - Artosis
Kaitokid
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Germany1327 Posts
April 13 2012 15:13 GMT
#483
On April 13 2012 23:48 jshnaidz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:
On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

+ Show Spoiler +
they're afraid of gas.



- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?


Coming from a Jew I found that hilarious


I bet you are not a Jew. this is not youtube and you wont get 100 thumbs up for that
iMAniaC
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway703 Posts
April 14 2012 10:06 GMT
#484
Why do marines like old locomotives?
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Because they're stim-powered.


How do you win IPL4?
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You just have to be aLive at the end of it
lpunatic
Profile Joined October 2011
235 Posts
April 14 2012 11:19 GMT
#485
What do you get when you put 20 zerglings between 2 colossi?

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A terrible, terrible sandwich.
nachtkap
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany195 Posts
April 14 2012 17:15 GMT
#486
Why do sentries suck as farmers?
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Because they force fields
Marddox
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom108 Posts
April 14 2012 21:26 GMT
#487
On April 15 2012 02:15 nachtkap wrote:
Why do sentries suck as farmers?
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Because they force fields




wha....I don't even..
We didn't have no "4 gates" back in the probe drought, no sir! we only had 1 gate, chrono and probes to defend!
Seldentar
Profile Joined May 2011
United States888 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-14 21:31:39
April 14 2012 21:31 GMT
#488
For some reason I always imagine this in a male blood elf voice from WoW

What do you call a zealot that smokes weed?

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A high templar !
v3chr0
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States856 Posts
April 14 2012 21:49 GMT
#489
On November 05 2011 06:39 Kevan wrote:
If they made a movie based on Starcraft 2, who would direct it?

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Christopher NoLAN.





Ahahaha.

Some of these are gold, most of them are hilariously bad.

/attempt
Why did the Carrier get scrapped?
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Because he couldn't carry his team

"He catches him with his pants down, backs him off into a corner, and then it's over." - Khaldor
jabberwockzerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States294 Posts
April 14 2012 22:59 GMT
#490
What musical instrument does SKMC play?
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Double Bass
I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away!
DustyShelf
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom111 Posts
April 14 2012 23:02 GMT
#491
That jewish joke was hilarious and its not offensive because it only draws from an accurate well documented piece of history and says nothing negative about that ethnicity.
Efficient
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia32 Posts
April 15 2012 01:58 GMT
#492
Yo Mamma's so fat they had to raise the supply cap to 400 just to build yo Mamma.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 15 2012 02:02 GMT
#493
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.


I don't get it... im so stupid
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Typhon
Profile Joined July 2009
United States387 Posts
April 15 2012 02:05 GMT
#494
On April 15 2012 11:02 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.


I don't get it... im so stupid

GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 15 2012 02:19 GMT
#495
starcraft nerd Picks Up Chicks

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Attempt one: Hey baby, I wanna Nydus your main and pump banelings into your infrastructure;)

Attempt two: Hey girl, come chronoboost my extended thermal lance

Attempt three: Hey, I saw that in that game you got a premature colossus... I can relate to that (Ty for that one, Psy ♥)
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Corsica
Profile Joined February 2011
Ukraine1854 Posts
April 15 2012 23:51 GMT
#496
I thought of this just now :

Whats the favorite band of "Billy" The Stalker?

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Blink-182
StelleWind
Profile Joined December 2011
China76 Posts
April 16 2012 00:10 GMT
#497
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.


I don't get it...can anyone explain to me ?
Eadem mutata resurgo
Shadowcloak
Profile Joined March 2011
Netherlands194 Posts
April 16 2012 00:15 GMT
#498
collosus
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ SUPP SON
japowpow
Profile Joined July 2011
United States14 Posts
April 16 2012 00:33 GMT
#499
This might have been posted before, but I'll give it a shot.

Why do zerg players sound so boring when they speak?
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Because they never stop droning
Kira__
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden2672 Posts
April 16 2012 00:42 GMT
#500
On April 16 2012 09:10 StelleWind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.


I don't get it...can anyone explain to me ?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8VSOlKiafk

it's a pretty famous baneling mistake by moon
The truth is, Yagami-kun, I suspect that you may in fact be Kira.
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