EPTOn April 23 2012 10:05 yansalles wrote:
why did the hydralisk cross the road?
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why did the hydralisk cross the road?
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to go back to tier 1
Haha, that's gold right there!
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
Haha, that's gold right there! | ||
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dooraven
Australia2820 Posts
On August 13 2012 11:48 pallad wrote: What NASL sound guy wanna say to Sc2 community ? + Show Spoiler + okay, this is brilliant | ||
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FrogOfWar
Germany1406 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + A blue flame. What is Occupy Wall Street all about? + Show Spoiler + Nerfing investors. | ||
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PROPrototype
Canada36 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Unreliable Earth-born Dunces. | ||
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Timetwister22
United States538 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Do you even lift? Why did the Stalkers have dry eyes? + Show Spoiler + Blink hasn't been researched yet. Why couldn't the High Templars play with the Zealots? + Show Spoiler + They were playing tag. Why were the Marines hiding under their covers? + Show Spoiler + There was a storm outside. Why did the Protoss move away from Aiur? + Show Spoiler + It had a Roach problem. How did the Probe beat the Phoenix in a race? + Show Spoiler + Why is it called an Archon Toilet and not an Archon Vortex? + Show Spoiler + Because the outcome is pretty shitty. | ||
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Psychonian
United States2322 Posts
Why did the High Templar turn in his Medivac Research paper before the due date? + Show Spoiler + Because he wanted some feedback. | ||
The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
On May 02 2013 10:21 Psychonian wrote: NECRO Why did the High Templar turn in his Medivac Research paper before the due date? + Show Spoiler + Because he wanted some feedback. + Show Spoiler + The teacher promptly pressed F. If Idra was the worst part of dinner, he'd be Dreg Meals. Why didn't the battlecruiser play yu-gi-oh? + Show Spoiler + He feared it was a trap | ||
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boon2537
United States905 Posts
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote: A dragoon walks around a bar... Holy shit. I feel so old. | ||
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MaTaAeRuKaNa
United States95 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + because it walked into a bar why did the zerg leave the game early vs tossgirl? + Show Spoiler + because she HID HER RAX why did the toss always win vs mutas + Show Spoiler + because he was HOOKED ON PHOENIX | ||
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HammerKick
France6190 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + It would have been an Underlord Yes, this one is terrible and I'm not even sure if this wasn't posted before. | ||
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skylarr
Canada209 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + He would be stim shady If eminem was promoted out of diamond league: + Show Spoiler + He would be marshall masters | ||
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yoloswagmojo
United States2 Posts
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Stardroid
United Kingdom159 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + In Full Surround | ||
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Disarmed
Austria721 Posts
On June 28 2013 06:42 Stardroid wrote: How do Zergs like Michael Buble? + Show Spoiler + In Full Surround this was fucking nicely played lölz  | ||
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hooahah
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it's a pretty sweet joke tho | ||
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hansonslee
United States2027 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + They learned how to take Charge | ||
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hansonslee
United States2027 Posts
On August 06 2011 16:41 Beamer wrote: Sometimes in game, I like to say something witty prior to revealing a unit I teched to: Blink Stalker + Show Spoiler + You'll be hurting in the blink of an eye! Colossus + Show Spoiler + You're in for a colossal defeat! High Templar + Show Spoiler + High. Bye. Now you Die! Archon + Show Spoiler + You're hopes of victory archon now! Dark Templar + Show Spoiler + Did my build leave you in the dark? Void Ray + Show Spoiler + No rays of hope for you this game! Phoenixes + Show Spoiler + ...Phoenixes Carrier + Show Spoiler + You're a carrier of wins. I think I'll take one of them now! Mothership + Show Spoiler + Yo mamma didn't see this coming! Nice taunts btw! :D | ||
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hansonslee
United States2027 Posts
Why do Korean SC2 coaches tell new players to pick Terran? + Show Spoiler + Because they are Terran (telling) the players how to play | ||
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DoD_SymphoniC
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+ Show Spoiler + They always have to Recall. | ||
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josephmcjoe
United States57 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Because they sure as shit don't roll on shabbos. | ||
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