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kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
January 13 2013 14:04 GMT
#601
On April 23 2012 10:05 yansalles wrote:
why did the hydralisk cross the road?
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to go back to tier 1



Haha, that's gold right there!
| (• ◡•)|╯ ╰(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
dooraven
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia2820 Posts
January 13 2013 14:28 GMT
#602
On August 13 2012 11:48 pallad wrote:
What NASL sound guy wanna say to Sc2 community ?

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okay, this is brilliant
Go go Alliance.
FrogOfWar
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany1406 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-13 15:21:55
January 13 2013 15:05 GMT
#603
What is it called if you bm a Blizzard employee on the Bnet forums?

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A blue flame.


What is Occupy Wall Street all about?

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Nerfing investors.
PROPrototype
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Canada36 Posts
January 17 2013 19:08 GMT
#604
What else does UED stand for?

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Unreliable Earth-born Dunces.
the PRO is eequivelant to the cake!
Timetwister22
Profile Joined March 2011
United States538 Posts
January 21 2013 02:08 GMT
#605
What did the Orbital Command say to the Planetary Fortress?
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Do you even lift?


Why did the Stalkers have dry eyes?
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Blink hasn't been researched yet.


Why couldn't the High Templars play with the Zealots?
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They were playing tag.


Why were the Marines hiding under their covers?
+ Show Spoiler +
There was a storm outside.


Why did the Protoss move away from Aiur?
+ Show Spoiler +
It had a Roach problem.


How did the Probe beat the Phoenix in a race?
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It built a Dark Shrine.
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"When behind, Dark Shrine!" -Day9


Why is it called an Archon Toilet and not an Archon Vortex?
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Because the outcome is pretty shitty.
Former ESV Mapmaker | @Timetwister22
Psychonian
Profile Joined March 2012
United States2322 Posts
May 02 2013 01:21 GMT
#606
NECRO

Why did the High Templar turn in his Medivac Research paper before the due date?

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Because he wanted some feedback.
Trans Rights
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-02 01:31:14
May 02 2013 01:28 GMT
#607
On May 02 2013 10:21 Psychonian wrote:
NECRO

Why did the High Templar turn in his Medivac Research paper before the due date?

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Because he wanted some feedback.

+ Show Spoiler +
The teacher promptly pressed F.


If Idra was the worst part of dinner, he'd be Dreg Meals.

Why didn't the battlecruiser play yu-gi-oh?
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He feared it was a trap
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
May 02 2013 01:35 GMT
#608
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...

Holy shit. I feel so old.
MaTaAeRuKaNa
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States95 Posts
June 22 2013 20:50 GMT
#609
why did the collosus fall over?
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because it walked into a bar


why did the zerg leave the game early vs tossgirl?
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because she HID HER RAX


why did the toss always win vs mutas
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because he was HOOKED ON PHOENIX
Luddite wrote: Tentacle monster: Basically a sunken colony with legs, and multiple tentacles to attack with. It gets bonus damage vs. large units and Japanese school girls.
HammerKick
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
France6190 Posts
June 22 2013 21:14 GMT
#610
If the Overlord had a brother:
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It would have been an Underlord


Yes, this one is terrible and I'm not even sure if this wasn't posted before.
Well, it's high noon somewhere in the world
skylarr
Profile Joined May 2013
Canada209 Posts
June 22 2013 22:00 GMT
#611
If eminem was a marine:
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He would be stim shady

If eminem was promoted out of diamond league:
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He would be marshall masters

yoloswagmojo
Profile Joined May 2013
United States2 Posts
June 27 2013 19:46 GMT
#612
a zealot walks into a bar and says my wife for hire and the bar manager asks," does she charge a lot?"
What can possibly go wrong?
Stardroid
Profile Joined May 2011
United Kingdom159 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-27 21:45:52
June 27 2013 21:42 GMT
#613
How do Zergs like Michael Buble?

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In Full Surround
True wisdom is as valuable as it is rare
Disarmed
Profile Joined April 2012
Austria721 Posts
June 27 2013 21:49 GMT
#614
On June 28 2013 06:42 Stardroid wrote:
How do Zergs like Michael Buble?

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In Full Surround



this was fucking nicely played lölz
hooahah
Profile Joined October 2011
3752 Posts
June 27 2013 21:58 GMT
#615
On May 02 2013 10:35 boon2537 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...

Holy shit. I feel so old.


it's a pretty sweet joke tho
hansonslee
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States2027 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-27 23:31:59
June 27 2013 23:31 GMT
#616
How did zealots become leaders of the Protoss after attending a Twilight Council meeting?
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They learned how to take Charge
Seed's # 1 fan!!! #ForVengeance
hansonslee
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States2027 Posts
June 28 2013 00:01 GMT
#617
On August 06 2011 16:41 Beamer wrote:
Sometimes in game, I like to say something witty prior to revealing a unit I teched to:

Blink Stalker + Show Spoiler +
You'll be hurting in the blink of an eye!

Colossus + Show Spoiler +
You're in for a colossal defeat!

High Templar + Show Spoiler +
High. Bye. Now you Die!

Archon + Show Spoiler +
You're hopes of victory archon now!

Dark Templar + Show Spoiler +
Did my build leave you in the dark?

Void Ray + Show Spoiler +
No rays of hope for you this game!

Phoenixes + Show Spoiler +
...Phoenixes

Carrier + Show Spoiler +
You're a carrier of wins. I think I'll take one of them now!

Mothership + Show Spoiler +
Yo mamma didn't see this coming!


Nice taunts btw! :D
Seed's # 1 fan!!! #ForVengeance
hansonslee
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States2027 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-28 00:24:39
June 28 2013 00:24 GMT
#618
Oh, here's one more:

Why do Korean SC2 coaches tell new players to pick Terran?

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Because they are Terran (telling) the players how to play
Seed's # 1 fan!!! #ForVengeance
DoD_SymphoniC
Profile Joined June 2013
14 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-28 15:13:33
June 28 2013 15:13 GMT
#619
How do you know Protoss is defective?
+ Show Spoiler +

They always have to Recall.
josephmcjoe
Profile Joined October 2009
United States57 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-18 15:58:17
July 18 2013 15:56 GMT
#620
Why, after sundown on Friday, do marines have no fear of Jewish speed-banes?

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Because they sure as shit don't roll on shabbos.
"This guy is the Bob Ross of adept shading: a little shade here, a little shade there." -Lambo
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