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ttQQtt
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany50 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-23 17:09:04
July 23 2011 17:08 GMT
#21
Your archon is so fat, it can't pass your wall in.
"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - White-Ra
holy_war
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States3590 Posts
July 23 2011 17:09 GMT
#22
the classic: What did the SCV shout to scare his buddy?

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Supplies!
ccJroy
Profile Joined April 2010
United States483 Posts
July 23 2011 17:09 GMT
#23
On July 24 2011 02:06 EtohEtoh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 02:05 ccJroy wrote:
On July 24 2011 02:03 Nesserev wrote:
Why did the collosus fall over ?
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because it's imbalanced ^^


Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke.

except the colossus one is the original joke i think, plus it makes more sense


Why did the Marine fall over?

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Because it was imbalanced


hehe...See what did there?
Lol Rly?
cactuschewer
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom152 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-23 17:11:57
July 23 2011 17:11 GMT
#24
On July 24 2011 02:09 ccJroy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 02:06 EtohEtoh wrote:
On July 24 2011 02:05 ccJroy wrote:
On July 24 2011 02:03 Nesserev wrote:
Why did the collosus fall over ?
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because it's imbalanced ^^


Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke.

except the colossus one is the original joke i think, plus it makes more sense


Why did the Marine fall over?

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Because it was imbalanced


hehe...See what did there?

Why did the marine fall over?

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because there was no counter


Oh ho ho ho.
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
July 23 2011 17:12 GMT
#25
Lots of those jokes are connected with imbalance -_-
JuicyNutsack
Profile Joined November 2010
United States34 Posts
July 23 2011 17:14 GMT
#26
i don't get the full moon joke....
TAMinator
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia2706 Posts
July 23 2011 17:16 GMT
#27
Wow, these are so lame, but actually quite funny because of that.
SeaSwift
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Scotland4486 Posts
July 23 2011 17:16 GMT
#28
On July 24 2011 02:14 JuicyNutsack wrote:
i don't get the full moon joke....


Moon infamously laid a shit-ton of baneling mines and then let a Terran walk his Marines all over them, exploding them without getting ANY Marines.
XllX
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany23 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-23 17:20:32
July 23 2011 17:16 GMT
#29
(nvm, my question and its answer were posted already within the last 2 minutes.)
roflcopter420
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden168 Posts
July 23 2011 17:17 GMT
#30
On July 24 2011 02:16 XllX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.

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On July 24 2011 01:45 IAttackYou wrote:
LOLOL this one is sooo good ^_^

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On July 24 2011 01:54 Alokiya wrote:
Game over, nothing will beat this.


I don't understand the punch line of this joke. What does it reference if I may ask?


Moon infamously laid a shit-ton of baneling mines and then let a Terran walk his Marines all over them, exploding them without getting ANY Marines.
Its much the same as milking a cow
Alokiya
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States648 Posts
July 23 2011 17:18 GMT
#31
On July 24 2011 02:16 XllX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.

Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:45 IAttackYou wrote:
LOLOL this one is sooo good ^_^

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On July 24 2011 01:54 Alokiya wrote:
Game over, nothing will beat this.


I don't understand the punch line of this joke. What does it reference if I may ask?



Moon had a bunch of beautifully spaced baneling land mines in a game vs bitbybitprime, and when he detonated them exactly 0 connected.
C'mon my guppies, swim up my stream! - Day[9]
poorbeggarman
Profile Joined August 2010
139 Posts
July 23 2011 17:22 GMT
#32
Q: Wanna see my DT tattoo?

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Original from http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=231591
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
July 23 2011 17:24 GMT
#33
On July 24 2011 02:11 cactuschewer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 02:09 ccJroy wrote:
On July 24 2011 02:06 EtohEtoh wrote:
On July 24 2011 02:05 ccJroy wrote:
On July 24 2011 02:03 Nesserev wrote:
Why did the collosus fall over ?
+ Show Spoiler +
because it's imbalanced ^^


Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke.

except the colossus one is the original joke i think, plus it makes more sense


Why did the Marine fall over?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because it was imbalanced


hehe...See what did there?

Why did the marine fall over?

+ Show Spoiler +
because there was no counter


Oh ho ho ho.


A counter steps up to a marine and tries to ask for a beer. However, a rabbi trips him and because he was not very stable on his feet he fell over. The counter dies, and sadly his mother can't go to his funeral because she was so fat a defiler couldn't consume her, and thus she was stuck at home, and thus she couldn't make it the funeral. Very sad for all involved.
nShade
Profile Joined August 2010
Bulgaria296 Posts
July 23 2011 17:31 GMT
#34
How does the marauder romance himself ?
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changeling in his bed.
UnitedKronos
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
139 Posts
July 23 2011 17:38 GMT
#35
On July 24 2011 02:31 nShade wrote:
How does the marauder romance himself ?
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changeling in his bed.



Nice play on words bro
Oh hai. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Xiphiass
Profile Joined July 2010
Latvia144 Posts
July 23 2011 17:42 GMT
#36
What does protoss say to a ghost with EMP?

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Why is this fucking shit so overpowered what the fuck is this
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
ccJroy
Profile Joined April 2010
United States483 Posts
July 23 2011 17:43 GMT
#37
On July 24 2011 02:42 Xiphiass wrote:
What does protoss say to a ghost with EMP?

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Why is this fucking shit so overpowered what the fuck is this


Now people arent even trying to avoid talking about imbalance. inbeforeclose.
Lol Rly?
Payson
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States394 Posts
July 23 2011 17:46 GMT
#38
Why are Protoss players so famous?

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Because they have a lot of Stalkers.
Philosophy
Profile Joined May 2010
186 Posts
July 23 2011 18:00 GMT
#39
Tarson walks into a bar....

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[image loading]

Hypemeup
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden2783 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-23 18:02:12
July 23 2011 18:01 GMT
#40
How did the terran get over there so quickly?

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He ter ran.

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